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RomanceRe: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by md4real(m): 10:56am On Feb 18, 2011
victorazy:
@ Poster "You believed the guy has money" No money in Yankee? are your parents dead? dont you have job in Yankee? Were you people living in poverty over there? Is Naija guys more richer than yankee guys? the last but not the least, are you a virgin? (You better go back to that paucity land before you drain our pocket)
i like this,
but seriously, dont discourage her if you cant help. and personally, i dont believe your story cos you sounded more of a typical village naija girl that wants experiments. have fun
PhonesRe: Facebookers Vs 2go(ers) by md4real(m): 10:53am On Feb 18, 2011
seriously, i love 2go. its cheaper, more interactive, secretive and meeeeeen good for a player with the right set up.
RomanceRe: He Toasted Own Sister. by md4real(m): 10:52am On Feb 18, 2011
fairytales,
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Bribed Delegates With U.s.$7000 - Atiku by md4real(m): 9:57am On Feb 18, 2011
this is the more reason why we should vote out these unrepentant corrupt thieving thieves. BUHARI/BAKARE all the way!
PoliticsRe: Abramovich Forced To Reveal His Assets ! by md4real(m): 9:53am On Feb 18, 2011
wales:
Abramovich is seeking re-election in the Russian far-eastern province of Chukotka where he was governor between 2000 and 2008.

In that time he spent approximately £1.24bn of his own cash on improving public facilities in the region.

This time round he is standing for election as a parliamentary deputy, with elections due to take place on March 13.
this is what governance should be about. giving back to the society. tell me why him no go win.
PoliticsRe: I Am Voting Buhari Bakare by md4real(m): 9:48am On Feb 18, 2011
BB ticket all the way, 16 more votes inclusive
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brazilian Great Ronaldo (d Real Ronaldo)retires by md4real(m): 10:30am On Feb 17, 2011
HE IS SIMPLY THE PHENOMINA. NO STRIKER CAN EVER BE LIKE HIM.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 11:41am On Feb 11, 2011
There ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from you babe, JK LOL. have you seen Mt. Everest? I'm not climbing that s>h>i>t for you!

God please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death


If you think it's necessary to judge me by my past, don't get mad when I think it's necessary to put you there
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 4:47pm On Feb 08, 2011
polokor60:
@md4real.u re just too much,very creative n hilarious. grin
thanks
Jokes EtcRe: Don't Lie To Kids! by md4real(m): 3:38pm On Feb 08, 2011
;d
RomanceRe: Ladies, Does This Information Help? by md4real(m): 3:37pm On Feb 08, 2011
there is more to the analysis below.
Jokes EtcRe: The Pharmacist by md4real(m): 3:29pm On Feb 08, 2011
;d
Jokes EtcRe: The Polish Divorce by md4real(m): 3:24pm On Feb 08, 2011
;d
Jokes EtcRe: A Little Boy And His Mother by md4real(m): 3:16pm On Feb 08, 2011
;d
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 2:07pm On Feb 08, 2011
How was it to be unnoticed by the person you notice most? It’s as if you were offering your most beautiful portrait to a blind person.


When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!


So much shit comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous.


I broke up with my crosseyed girlfriend today. sHe was seeing someone else.


I'm coming to your funeral just to make sure you're dead!


When your gf/bf says "I love u" say " I love youtube" back, they'll never notice the difference.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 2:03pm On Feb 08, 2011
happy new year guys, here are more.jope it gonna make you smile.

If you get married to someone you met on Facebook, do you have to use their username at the ceremony?


Why do deaf people have names? Its a waste of time!


Everyone thinks the movie "Titanic" is a romantic film. NO! its a fucking horror film EVERYONE dies!


People with big eyes usually Bleep up a surprise party. lol


You know your ugly when you need prescription make up.


Its not fair, I think marriage proposals should be equal. "WOMAN!, Get on your knees TOO!, we bout to get married!!" lol


There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people,


For men who think, ”A women’s place is in the kitchen”, just remember: that’s where the knives are kept!


Don't u think Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on ur mind?” to “What’s ur problem today?”
RomanceRe: Hand Bag Wahala by md4real(m): 6:27pm On Jan 11, 2011
i thought i am the only one that gets angry over this bag carrying of a thing. the worse part, the slim one carry big, large heavy bags while reverse is the case for the bigger ones.
RomanceRe: Aborted Daughter Reappear's by md4real(m): 6:26pm On Jan 11, 2011
that was funny,
Jokes EtcRe: Crack Ya Rib by md4real(m): 1:36pm On Jan 06, 2011
;d
Jokes EtcRe: Very Very Hilarious Jokes by md4real(m): 1:15pm On Jan 06, 2011
;d
Jokes EtcRe: Pregnant Woman On A Bus by md4real(m): 1:14pm On Jan 06, 2011
cool
RomanceRe: Can U Cook 4 Ur Wife? by md4real(m): 12:14pm On Jan 06, 2011
with all pleasure,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Inkerd _nerd by md4real(m): 12:12pm On Jan 06, 2011
inkered_red, she i like.
FamilyRe: NYSC Member Arraigned For Abandoning 14-day-old Baby by md4real(m): 5:16pm On Dec 30, 2010
why give birth to her when she knows she cant keep her, i guess she one of those Yoruba dirty girls
RomanceRe: She Want To Cancel Weeding For Next Month Because He Drinks. by md4real(m): 10:02am On Dec 30, 2010
First my observation, is somebody here desperate for marriage or an already made guy? How can you not even know your before to the extend that you only got to discover his drinking and smoking habit some weeks to the wedding? Well, i suggest she bails out before she is turned into a punching bag.
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight by md4real(m): 9:56am On Dec 30, 2010
Laugh wan kill me die o, You are insane!
RomanceRe: Do Men Cry? by md4real(m): 5:59pm On Dec 28, 2010
sweetguy10:
who told you real men don't cry ? some weeks ago my GF and I argued about something and she frustrated me so much that I hit her , instead of her to be the one crying I was the one crying and telling her why would she let me hit her .She was so surprised that she joined me in crying ,very funny huh ?
and now you think you are a real man? bloody psychopath hitting a woman
RomanceRe: What's Your Idea Of Perfect Romance? by md4real(m): 5:56pm On Dec 28, 2010
just wash my cloths and be my slave grin grin

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