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Jokes Etc › Re: Bb Na Bb by md4real(m): 2:58pm On Dec 07, 2010

lmao

Jokes Etc › Re: Cell Phone by md4real(m): 2:57pm On Dec 07, 2010

lmao

Jokes Etc › Re: Daddy, How Was I Born? by md4real(m): 2:49pm On Dec 07, 2010

creative

Jokes Etc › Re: My Boss And I by md4real(m): 2:47pm On Dec 07, 2010

true talk

Jokes Etc › Re: Girl And A Guy by md4real(m): 2:45pm On Dec 07, 2010

Jokes Etc › Re: An Engineer In Hell by md4real(m): 2:42pm On Dec 07, 2010

Jokes Etc › Re: Johnny Again by md4real(m): 2:24pm On Dec 07, 2010

Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by md4real(m): 12:30pm On Dec 07, 2010

stale,

Jokes Etc › Re: How To Start A Fight by md4real(m): 12:29pm On Dec 07, 2010

Nairaland General › Re: Efemena_XY Emerges Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 by md4real(m): 11:31am On Dec 07, 2010

studio CFR all the way. make i die if i nominate EFE.

Romance › Re: My Girl Is Rude And I Have Anger Problem by md4real(m): 11:28am On Dec 07, 2010

buteh:
I have thi girlfriend who i like and want to continue dating but shez so so rude and it really annoys me and i wonder dat i may kill her if i continue with her i may hit her cause i hav an anger problem but i also do like the girl alot, wat shuld i do
deal with it.

Romance › Re: Please Treat As Serious And Urgent I Need Your Advice And Way Forward by md4real(m): 11:26am On Dec 07, 2010

Firearm:
There's definitely more to this story;
[color=#990000]just be'cus the fone rang and u're charged with exam malpractice
not as if "she" picked the call?

This story looks 70% UNTRUE, AND 30% TRUE

just my tot sha[/color]

yes its so true. i have seen worse. the phone did not even ring but em was caught with it in the hall and he was charged with exam malpractice. its clearly stated on the back of most exams cards that electronic devices are not allowed in exams hall. the chick might not be lying..
i believe the guy need to give her all the needed support. seriously i know what it feels to be in her shoes and the last thing she need now is not a boyfriend that does not trust her or not been supportive.

Romance › Re: Less Previllege A Blessing Or A Crime by md4real(m): 11:26am On Dec 07, 2010

yankypusy:
Why is it dat rich dad dont allow their duaghter to go out with less privellege and they are always called gold diger

may be you are one.lol
i advise you to cut your cake according to your size. can you maintain her? or do you expect her to spend her money on you?

Romance › Re: Would You Like To Look Older Or Younger Than Your Actual Age? by md4real(m): 11:24am On Dec 07, 2010

i wanna have the ability to posses both

Romance › Re: Reasons Why People Go Into Relationships by md4real(m): 3:39pm On Nov 29, 2010

Coolabbie:
Sum go into it cos of d status symbol of having a bf or because dey want a devoted full tym maga dat can take care of their expenses.

are you one?

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 1:01pm On Nov 29, 2010

lancaster:
;
INSHORT 'ILOVEYOU'

thanks. me too, sha my own get small space.lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 12:24pm On Nov 29, 2010

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building, your brain tells you its not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly

My mom thinks "lol" means 'lots of love" She texted me :"Your Grandma had just died LOL"

A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart.

iloveyou" is better than "i love you", because there's no space for lies

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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 11:23am On Nov 29, 2010

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.

Having s*e*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for s*e*x, she objects

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation, The other eight are unimportant

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Romance › Re: What Is It With Men And B: by md4real(m): 11:09am On Nov 29, 2010

you asking like, when is the world coming to an end?

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 11:08am On Nov 29, 2010

unipol:
ride on, and again, can you tell us about the originator of all these quotes. thanks

some with author. i find them thoughtful and funny and decided to share while some are pure imagery creation.

Romance › Re: I Think She's Up To Something by md4real(m): 11:02am On Nov 29, 2010

why do something that will hurt you? you should have been spying.

Romance › Re: Why Do U Luv Him Or Her? by md4real(m): 11:02am On Nov 29, 2010

companionship and sex!

Romance › Re: Reasons Why People Go Into Relationships by md4real(m): 11:01am On Nov 29, 2010

companionship and of course S*EX ! S*E*X !S*E*X

Romance › Re: Look At What Love Cost Her by md4real(m): 10:59am On Nov 29, 2010

summary please?

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