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silvertuke:
Come to think of it, who do you think is the most popular guy and girl on Nairaland?

Well as for me, Silvertuke is the most popular guy on Nairaland.
So tell us who you think is the most popular guys and girls on Nairaland from your own perspective.

Popularity Rating For the guys .

Silvertuke – 96%

adolfe bad:
I don't even know who silvertuke is

Ann Marie:
Silvertuke . we dont know you. sorry

simplify a popularity stunt. notice, I HAVE NOTICED!

190:
[color=deeppink]^^

You should be ashamed of yourself that you came here
Just to stalk 190 grey azz and omolola as well

Ive decided 2 ignore you cos i can clearly see that proverty has eaten deep into
you and you entire generation and you are clearly displaying it here

first as potency and 2ndly as one ugly muraphocker called battery
by the tyme im done with u, you would so hate urself that even your mother wont
recongise you wen next she sees u,

I wont be dragged into war of words with a ugly alien bi[i]tc[/i]h azz murafocker like urself
if u dont have tomato 2 sell today then go whine with a pig you this phocking grey crested newt!!

Bas[i]ta[/i]rd!![/color]

he deserves more than that bashing, guess he will learn not to mess with the BOSS AGAIN!

190:
beware of ogre's!!  

what's that?

TEACHER : What's your name ?
Pupil : Ravi
TEACHER : You should say "Sir"
Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi !
, this really cracked me up

nice one

really odd

iyes:
Mine was funny and dramatic. I was 15, just finished WAEC, came to the village from Boarding School. My friends who were stil in Forms 3 & 4 were all Day Students (kai, Day Students quick spoil) all had babes. Noticing that I, who was respected because of my higher education level, had none, they arranged a local beauty who had been particularly difficult, as  befitting of my high status for me! Not knowing I was a complete novice in the business.

Now, as a "big boy" from town, I didn't own up, but pretended along. On the D-day, I was asked to stay at their backyard while she was called out of the house toi meet me. Meanwhile, just like the way I prepared for exams, I'd rehearsed my punch line so freequently that I crammed them for recital! And when I heard their footsteps, I bolted!

Later, my disappointed friends came to our house to express their anger, but I lied that I had to hurried come home to use the toilet. Excuse accepted, a make-up session scheduled for the next day. Wahala!

Next day's evening everything was set as previously, only this time, 2 guys were stationed with me while the arranger fetched the girl. This tactic of theirs made me shiver more, as it heaped more pressure on me. And when the babe arrived, they introduced us, and left, but not far enough, just the other side of the corner of the house within an earshot, eavesdropping and whispering among themselves. That was the final straw; I totally blanked out, forgetting all my rehearsed lines - not one word!

The babe, who perhaps was more interested than I was, kept urging me to speak up! After like eternity of silence, mark you I was starring on the floor all along, just walked away with a long drawn hiss "mchewwwwwww"

My guys erupted into bouts of laughter. Eventually I confessed my inexperience to them, and they advised that I should "shack well well" (booze) next time.

A week after, everything went according to plans. Here was I, very high & overconfident on booze. When she arrived, she rested her back on the wall and asked "what again this time?" As I opened my mouth to reel out the magic words, she covered her nose and asked me to step backwards because I reeked of alcohol! I obeyed. But as I wanted to pose by leaning with my elbow on the wall beside her, being drunk, I misjudged the distance and fell flat at her feet!!!

Luckily, 2 factors worked in my favour, the "arranger" is her cousin, otherwise he might have converted for himself beacause as go-between, he'd done 80% of the job. Secondly, the babe liked me very much. Eventually, that was all I did to earn her sending words to me that she'd "heard"!!!

And I, was a proud brand newest boyfriend in town!

all these for toasting and getting a girl friend?which kan village Boti you be?
i got my gir-friend during boju-boju and when we where building sand house playing mama and papa, so so so sweet.

Give me 2bottles of shawamma,I like my salad been hot,I just make my hair in shop rite. I don't buy cloths in U̶̲̥̅̊.k cos they re too expensive, London is quite cheaper!Give me your pin let me call u, Is your bb samsung or nokia?Lmao, sum gurls re just one sided

When i was younger i used to say a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k, ELEMENO P!

Relationships really would have less arguements without the internet.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.


Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.




By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

going in search of one

thanks guys, here are more.

No matter how good he looks, some other girl is sick and tired of putting up with his crap.


f I gave a sh*t, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.


Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.


'You think you're cooler than me' , Nope, I'm just hotter than you.


relationships are kind of like fat people, they never really work out.


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.



“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because they change it more often


Money can't buy happiness, but it can take you to a lot more places to look for it.


Some people are hungry for love but get fed up when they find it.


I do not have an attitude problem.You have a perception problem.


Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.

Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


Majority means that all of the fools are on the same side.


A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.


A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because they change it more often


Money can't buy happiness, but it can take you to a lot more places to look for it.


Never try to drown your troubles, especially if they can swim.


Some people are hungry for love but get fed up when they find it.


I do not have an attitude problem.You have a perception problem.


Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.


You're not completely worthless, you can be used as a bad example.


You know it is time to go on a diet when your cell phone goes off and you can't feel the vibration.

lancaster:

moooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here,

Its not hard to be a shitty person, I accomplish that on a daily basis.


A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.


Life isn't conquered until death is achieved.


If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.


‎"Don't worry I won't tell anyone, And if I do, I'll tell them not to tell anyone!"


Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in my family. Doctor: No the problem is 'no one runs in your family.


Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.



I dont laugh at people, I just smile out loud.

i sure say you never greet people for house. must you open a thread?

shakerz_1:
The nicest, most gentle men are the ugliest. But strangely, the ugly women are the rudest ones. Just an observation i made.

Dyt:
congrats

lmao

okay, so what?? MTCHEEEEW

in between

waaoh, this issue is delicate and complex. i suggest you both give youesels some space and see how it turns our. helipng him secure the job is also a good ides. [b]dont [/b]give up on that. remember there werewnot such quarrel when he had a job. TELLING YOUR FAMILY ABOUT IT WAS A MISTAKEN. just dont rush into making a decision but seriously, you guys needs a space

let give the guy a trial, tell me your office and i will come get the stuff myself

chairman, i suggest you park well and get the poo out before *thinking of what to say* you over F up big time. lllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvve