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Fuckaniza:
You sound like you need vitamin D

For your mind now want to seduce me with your pim-pim
Growing up I've lost count of how many pim-pim I see and throway head and pass.

My second the the last experience was 2 year back.
If you're familiar with Abj
I was going to old CBN junction to board a car home from Hajj house just beside War College.
Something I for just trek jeje and get there. A man offered me a lift to the junction oo.
I accepted.
We got talking, Just before Nicon hotel to make a U-turn the man has brought out his whole dick out. I couldn't believe my eye at first so I looked again and laugh in my mind but didn't react about it.
Toh me nothing concern me oo if he like he should can be naked for all I care as for as he did not touch me. I was relating it to my guy that evening. I don't know why una gender are like that..
That was not my first nor the last experience.

On a good day I'll just ignore you. But next time you see medianna.
No hawking!
No waiting!
Keep moving!

idrismomodu:
Asup update

No vex.. Can someone please summarise it!

Agwotulumbe:
inner part and some parts are cold (mostly meant for rich men corpses)
outer part na only AC (for standard ones) and embalmed dead bodies piled up and laid dried up like stock fish.
garmalin 20 a chemical used to preserve dead body will make sure no house fly will even come close.
the only thing that smells in the mortuary is the chemical used to preserve corpses.

Woaw.
I never knew corpses get dried up..
This is serious.
So how will one recognise the corp He/she will claim.if its dried?

All this one for sons of Adam.

Nah those gender even soft pass women.

Of they like you they like you. they no get stress

Paulianfa:
No comment for this kind thing.

Seconded

opera1:
Not all........ As there are several ways to preserve a fish.

Oh I see thanks

majamajic:
No ooo , Naija girls are way far above them . They always look up to nigerian girls in every level
I remember one ethiopian girl telling me they envy nigeria girls backsides , she asked if it's heavy on them ?
Just that ethiopian girls have pretty long faces, every other thing is zero
Average ethiopian girl hardly finish one good round of sex (20 mins or above ) u will feel for her and come down , no moan too

Guy there is nothing good about 20min and above for a lady. You want to kill her?

I've not entered a mortuary before.. But I thought its cold all this while

Portal closing in 2hrs and its now making it look like an accident seen in a movie.
Its now you're remembering us

I rest my case.

Blablamalala:
Well what I don't know will not know me.

Lolzz that was my line.

Well... Am I a suspect?

Blablamalala:
FORNICATION

Fornication is faskanci

Blablamalala:
Do know the word zina?

Adultery

End time marriages

Blablamalala:
Okay...those names are very openly mentioned in conversations.

Woaw all through my stay there I never had those words..

Well what I don't know will not know me

Generalwoodz:
You leave Hijab out of your assertion then your details are skewed. Lol
My claim is heavily founded on clue my two eyes have seen, real Life happening and not hearsays.

Want you're trying to say is the hijab covers the pregnancy.
Which hijab will cover pregnancy in this world?

Its very difficult for them to get pregnant in their fathers house.
Most of third single mothers are divorcées not giving birth to a child out of wedlock

I'm talking about Hausa's in the north not some kind of Muslims in the west

Blablamalala:
Language is fluidity. Is this your first time of coming across this names in Hausa?

Yes..

Abegi,,,,there is love in sharing.

End time marriage.

Proudly introverted.
If I were to live seven lives like the Hindus I'll still come as introvert.

If you future ambition is not to be a thug or a boxer.
Then why are you exchanging blow for goodness sake?

DoggoneDogg:
That's not her fault. Life happens.
My issue here is why she is flaunting something that isn't worth flaunting?

Wellllllll.....! Lemme think...
Woman with our wahala. Na true sha

Blablamalala:
Even gayism is an act very common among Hausa men too. It is called luwadi. I also know a woman who presented her case to the Sharia Court against her husband who persistently try to have anal sex with her.

Yes I know it is common especially among their politicians
But how you come to know about the names is what I don't understand?

DoggoneDogg:
I don't hate her nor do I seek to control her life. I'm only being realistic.
These things cannot be ignored and you know it.

There are some things that one should not be doing at certain levels of their life. A 50 year old woman in a PTA meeting or End of the Year party for toddlers is pretty awkward if she is not the proprietress.

Even if I want to agree with,,,,,
What if she never saw a husband doing her 20s and 30s what do you expect her to do?

Blablamalala:
The bolded is very true.

My assumption is that you are a Muslim based on your choice of moniker. I wish you happy Ramadhan. Now, in all honesty why is lesbianism very common among Hausa ladies? I must tell you I have two friends who divorced their wives because of this with concrete evidence. Those were first hand experience while the numerous other lesbianism stories are not directly related to me but News from people.

Lesbianism is called Madugo in Hausa.

First and famous I'm a Christian.
And I can't say I know anything about why they engage in such act honestly

Generalwoodz:
At the bolded, Hijab covers dirty secrets.

Nah. I know what am saying! Leave hijab out of this

Aufbauh:
It's from this Rita Dominic's wedding that i concluded that every woman regardless of the age & class is excited about marriage.
Forget their depositions towards it when they're single.

Your right one of my cousin sister wedded of recent
You need to see how she was excited on FB posting it anyhow.
This is a woman that has being bearing married woman with kids for ages.
But you know southern tradition na.. Bride price was never paid until this year
Me stay one side just dey absorb the shock

Prettygirl200:
Who said?? I can't open my legs for an Hausa man or a muslim man. Godforbid they are too dirty for my liking.

Lolzz

The Lord is your strength.

If you're getting worried at 20s I wonder what you'll do in your 40s

My brother said ' if you aim for the moon and miss, you will hit the star,

So keep planning you'll get there. But remove worry from the equation cuz nothing will move forward by worrying.

GreatAxeMan:
Hausa women who are the heavyweight champion of postinor no dey cheat? Dis niggga needs education and exposure. He's been living in the friend zone for too long.

Guy I'm not defending anyone
But its hard for a Hausa girl to give birth in her father's house. Very difficult you can't tell me all are aborting it

About contraceptive. No body is saying it is zero percent and Ashawo business is moving there steady.

Imagine there population in 9ja, imagine if they are not calm

Even the promiscuous one are on lowkey imagine when they do it on highkey?

Sha you're just following social media's information

Blablamalala:
But why the high rate of divorce among Hausas?

The rate of divorce is the highest rank.

So you think the divorce has anything to do with infidelity?

Nah.
Funny enough there divorcées marry faster than others

Those women are very reserved..
Even if it in the case of infidelity, they do it codedly not like other ethnic groups that will be proudly doing it publicly..
Them sha

You mean I will come and be drinking garrison without sugar when I have the money to buy it?

Nah. A real lady is suppose to upgrade the garri by adding sugar, groundnut and milk then add cold water to it

Wahala for who no sabi pidgin

emmy512:
dont forget to dash your children. Cos na wrapper weh mama tie deh sweet pikin to use

Lolzz. I don't know kids but many thing we ladies wear is never as comfortable as wrapper that's the gospel truth.
Its just the mind set that is stopping most of us from tying it.

Even you as a man you can give it a try and see lol