₦airaland Forum

Dorwadora:
Yes ma... You are right. I don't play with my wrappers and I don't feel ashamed about it... I once had a little word fight with a lady at my hostel bullying a year one student because she was tyed a wrapper while washing clothes.

Told her straight up that between the girl tying a wrapper below her knee and her with a bumshort who was more decently dressed... The girl rave tire , me I sha done talk my own...

Don't mind all those wannabes western folks

Descottes:
ewww...

I wish you the same! Dude

As our beloved redpillers have hijacked this tjread, lemme go and come and be reading comments.

paulolee:
any young babe wey de tie wrapper dey off me..If u visit n do such, i fit swear for u

Ahhh ahhh see this dude.
The comfortability that comes with tying of rapper is next to none.

Even as I'm typing this na wrapper dey my waist.

I've been tying wrapper since childhood and will continue till old age

posty56:
the app helps you identity a caller's ID, but numbers on your contact and the ones that are not there

Oh woaw
I only know the app that mentions names of callers

posty56:
damn at ya age you no know wetin be true caller ?

Bros is it by age? There are many things I don't know

Some people can't even recite ABC

Daniel7543:
And you're proud? But you ladies can use snap chat, Instagram and Facebook but can use mails. How do you send your CV? Abi you no get career?

Nawa o

Na email and WhatsApp I say no use.. I no thief. Is it by force!!

And as for job. FG doesn't use mail for CV. Na hard copy CV I use that time.

JoyousFurnitire:
I see, little wonder it was hard for you to believe that some young adults make millions (in few months) with their tech skill

Chai...
Who did I offend in this Nairaland that wants to bring my past into account.. Mabinu

But on a serious note, that 19 year old something have k-leg

Abeg what is truecaller?

And op you for his that number small na.. U want us to call it?

Yes.. I don't use email too.. Cuz nothing important to do there, WhatsApp inclusive.

yusfatedeeprof:
Actually it's the other way round lol, You must have taken the drink and get sick as a result, before you can sue under negligence.

But bros anything else would have made her sick na.
But something like coke and the alike.
Hold the sealed bottle na the company go dey beg you to settle you sef. So market no go spoil

9182736455O1999:
so how will you know if you don't unseal the drink

I'm just saying her claims are not valid

She can get a cockroach from anywhere and put it in the drink na.

( well done o comrade with understanding.)
Na una type Buhari deceive with #1 to $1 in 2015 presidential election

Mama no get case since the drink is unsealed already.

If it were to be sealed for for make millions out of the company for compensation

I mean its a reputable company

Una take style wan resemble..
I wish you well.

gonkin:
My dear that's why I'm scared of purchasing meatpie from strange vendors. I thought the stuff tasted a funny with the slushy feeling between my teeth and tongue. I was managing the meal till i got to the foot. That's when I realised it wasnt minced beef. It was mince rodent. FEAR YABA

Lolzz..
Its like comedy is your talent oo

gonkin:
If they can eat a dead whale washed up ashore what is shark they won't eat. Trust Nigerians.

I tasted the damn thing once, it was far below my expectation.

I also heard its high in Mercury, that's not safe for the human health.

Oh woaw
so you eat rat too??

C2Ok:
Need what?
The crazy or the Saturday morning dance?

The craziness of course
The dancing is part of it na

C2Ok:
Dancing and singing loudly on a Saturday morning….
Man gats keep the crazy in check���

You need it

Spending time alone
I can't trade that for anything

gonkin:
Shark meat isn't delicious. Expected it to be like cat fish but it tasted more like rat meat. Best they smoke or dry it cuz if u try it with pepper soup you'll be in a hurry to swallow

Who will eat that fish that is dead?

You did not hear 'dead on arrival'?

They should consider autopsy.

Dead on arrive. Na veterinarian.

Bayelsa uto

Lemme be reading comments

Love matter no be my mate..

I'm not sure l will ever like Benin.

Somebody cannot walk around in the night in peace.

One mama in house small kiosk in her house can use your money to build mansion

Price of goods are too expensive. The boys are too lazy

But tp fare and houses are relatively cheap.

toujurs:
Idumota, that is if you stay in lagos. It's God that will help us o. As it is now

Oh I don't base in Lagos
Thanks though

Double0h7:
My sister! Like wtf did I just read?! I've got steam coming out of my head

Ooho

toujurs:
, The price difference shock you baa, enter balogun market price am

As in ehn...
But I don't know where that market is

Young man plz don't confuse us this afternoon.

This your post is reminding me of when hollandais was 13k in market during Jona regime now its getting to 30k

Op a quick reminder
You forget to mention that 'damn niggarr'
If its good for the goose its good for the .....

Blunttruth:
She knew he was going to propose. They both dressed for the occasion in matching outfits.

Your sense dey there.

I wish you guys well

Yen yen yen yen yen
The man involved in that same relationship what is he?

Brostitude I guess!

You guys should give ladies a break.

I come in peace

Ahhh...
Men are still kneeling down to propose??

I wish una well