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RevengeNimi:
Let continue to sell his suya under the bridge.

E conzan me...?

E go die supporting bubu with nothing to show for it.

You're wrong. There's one thing to show. Poverty.

Like seriously what's the fuss. He is the man and he marries and unmarries. Pls whatever that keeps him going. If I run a DNA test and see some bastards I mean I decide what happens cos I'm the man and no cause for alarm. I'll just look at the kids and see any atoms of ingenuity you know some possibilities of high IQ. No fuss just calmness and same things applies the other way round. It's called making a lomonafe out of a lemon goddamnit.

[quote author= post=82823095]Orisirisi something[/quote]Exactly, you're correct.

Which means incompetency in buhari dimensions.

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Gimme the gotv oga

Situation is helpless. The thing don cross point of Rubicon. Ladies date whom they love and marry who's ready.

Modified:

Pls if you believe in prayers, now could be the time to do so earnestly. My friend has a brother like this and he's not yet married really and is well to do financially. Now he got a fiancé and the way I access that guy psychologically, only divine can straighten him. Divine

Brilliant. The world needs people like you. Everything you did was perfect since you didn't try reaching for his balls.

Breaststroke:
Tpiar, as far as I know every female on nairaland is at the receiving end of utterly negative stereotypes, not just Yoruba women. I didn't check out the thread, but on nairaland we are all lumped together irrespective of tribe.

It ranges from 30+ females being labelled as evening newspapers, to stvpid feminists for having a contrary view/opinion as a woman, whores (a.k.a farm tools) to gold diggers...........and the list just goes on and on.

Lol hehehe wrong time to be a woman. These stereotypes are too demeaning and too negative. According to those guys, female wahala too much, red pill crew, God help them.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Man?which man? Bro did I gay you for you to know that I’m a man

Everybody knows just because it shows.

Okoroawusa:
Bros no think am na man be that

No be even small man oo. The guy matter tire me.

Which adventure pass living in the white house kwen?

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Bro if you see my watermelon booooooobsie and my 45 inch yansh you’re gonna explode (((real talk))))

Nope. No bursting. I'm straight

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
They claaaaaarly haven’t seen mine

Hehe be deceiving urself. Don't worry sha your fantasies can come true if u believe in after life. Someone said they change gender in afterlife but I don't know.

Holy Mary

Lol chilavert used to be a player until the day the team ran out of subs but needed to change the goalie. Chilavert put on the gloves and manned the posts. From that moment local man changed position. I no know whether na true or not.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
0knm leave medicH alone. CAnt you see he a gentleman and you sell petrol under the bridge in mushin? He not on yorr level

Lol oga pink panties. Haha ladygkilabcrued. Tf does that mean.

0KNM:
okay, your English comprehension is better. Has that helped you get a man on Nairaland? Keep trying to impress men on Nairaland. Good thing is MedicH dates anything. You can try him. I’m sure he will agree to date you. Thank me later

I'll appreciate if you stop mentioning me in stuffs like this.

Op she's cheating on you and if you do not get her, stop her, she'll get HIV and dash you. It's not difficult to see that the kind of friends she has is influencing her actions and her way of life.

One thing you can do is to spy her phone. You can achieve this via a very simple means. You need to have access to her phone for few seconds and install an application. You can search Google play for the app keylogger and install it.


Then log her out of Facebook and Instagram and once she's logged out, the next time she logs in the keylogger app will record the key strokes she used in logging in and save it as plain text.

Go to her phone a second time, open the keylogger app interface and see the saved key logs. Observe it carefully for a combination of characters that will be the password because there's likely going to be many. You can screenshot the entire text file as it opens and send to your phone and there you will see everything that has been typed in the phone both SMS, WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram and numbers that have been typed also.


With the password you can now log in and get your answers.

Psalm2423:
I swear, same thing happened to me. I was literally used, high-end maga . But I read different things, studied people and knew it was better to just stick to myself. I’m pitying any girl that happens to date me , e go hard am. The last one I dated, I actually lost interest in her. Marriage kor? That was before o. Even dating at 26 doesn’t mean you’d marry your partner. Love is a scam, it’s just like hate. You develop it and you feel you can’t breath without your so-called partner, whereas you don’t stop to think about how you’re still alive if you ain’t breathing. Truth is most guys don’t know that they’re meant to “go into the world and multiply” not run basic addition. So you can subtract your partner if she starts misbehaving. After all, removing 3 from 3 x 3 won’t give you 3.

So, first of all, OP is not marrying that girl. She might even be seeing someone else self. “A man doesn’t call crayfish poverty when he has not tasted something better.” So you’re stingy cause she has someone who can provide better for her. Money for tfare? When people day beg me to send them message self so them fit stroll reach side. Abeg, you don’t love her, else tears won’t let you create this thread. Love is a scam too, like other emotions, it can be discarded easily, if you can wire your brain well. Chop your money OP, leave 21 years old gal way no plan wed for the next 6 years.

Brilliant

uglyboi:
Sincerely, I love her....I've not really thought of sleeping with her...she's just intelligent and has a way of making me mesmerised whenever I'm around her..

Nobody loves anybody for no reason. You're simply obsessed with some girl and your infatuation will wear off with time.

Alexaonfleek:
Oh Lord.....

Why go into cultism

Now u paid with your life.


Lesson to other students.

Odin is waiting for him in Valhalla.

This can't be real.

Lol blade trinity. Just remove the other eye and let him go.

jayjaysony:
Its quite unfortunate that we foresaw this suffering but we still went ahead to vote for it.. Even God cant deliver us because we signed for it..it there in the terms and conditions...


Pls be mindful of ur words even in the height of frustration never u disrepute God. Although i disapprove of any policy that may be insensitive 2 the plight of average citizens but also frown at anybody daring God in any guise.

What do u mean dare God? Is it God that put buhari for us?

At times you will be describing situations to a man like this even buhari next thin u hear is snoring.

ORIENTATION101:
Tax system in Nigeria is one of the lowest in the world.

OK I buy my generator, sink my borehole, pay tipper and organise boys to do my road manageable, pay my hospital bills and so on. Give me one reason why I still have to pay tax.

popweezy:
IF THEM BORN BUHARI WELL MAKE E SUPPORT DIS NONSENSE.. NA RHAT HIM GO KNOW SAY JESUS NO BE AJEGUNLE MAN

Lol buhari doesn't know the meaning of tax. Abba kyari will walk up to him and say "hafa baba, e get something we go do now ppl go de pay money. U see those people way de talk for Instagram and bbnaija we go de collect money from them". Buhari go be like " u mean am"?

airminem:
I have always wish for this day

Is ur papa or zaddy a senator? Why na?

Flexherbal:
They will not make laws that will cut down their salaries...

No law to stop them from buying SUV. Brand new SUV no be toks oo