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ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I am one

One what?

dont8:
The virgins in heaven, keep lying to yourself.

Lol there are virgins really. Everyone is not messed up. God still keeps his own away from the wickedness and snares of the devil. Just they're are diminishing by the day. because of that God said he will come like a thief in the night when the girls are out doing their runs to catch them Lol.

Guest007:
God bless you independent girl who covers all her needs... Who lives within her pocket bracket and still shines

They're only found in comic books.

farano:
*coughs* so true

Na u I call to remove thread where they de bully me here u paid deaf ears abi? So cool

If I were you I'll take it and continue searching. Use am boost my resume. It's better than staying idle.

Sai baba sai APC. You ain't seen nothing yet. See as mama possibly with rheumatoid arthritis and Parkinson's is crawling. Ordinary breeze is enough to blow her off. Senators are busy clamoring for SUV

funmisticqueen:
You would never understand. i would appreciate it. if no one mentions me on this thread again

I'm sure you understand you are not in the position to make that call.

Do not get married. It's a trap.

Excesslove222:
When I was dating my husband, I remember getting him an original Calvin Klein belt as a birthday gift, I had to empty my account then cause I was very broke.

I even remember asking him if he would love a belt,and he told me "yes" that I should get him a black one.

He pretended to appreciate it, only for him to tell me after we got married that he wants to dash it out to somebody, I asked him why and he said the belt does not look original.


This was just about 2 months after getting him the belt, he did not even wear it for one day!

I was so heart broken but I let it slide, I jejely collected my belt and I'm still wearing it till date, i promised myself never to get him a gift anymore.

I kept to that promise for about 2 years, every of his birthday, I just wish him a happy birthday with word of mouth and mind my business.

But this year, I felt I should do something special for him.
I decided to surprise him, i ordered a cake, fried turkey and invited a few neighbours just to make it special.

He was indeed surprised...only for him to tell me later that night that he does not like cakes (this is coming from someone that likes eating cakes) and does not like turkey (he also loves eating meat).

Well, I concluded to myself that this is the end of me trying to do something nice for him.

And I don't blame my Nigerian sisters that get men "singlet and boxers".

Wow he must be lucky. Maybe he has ego issues but that doesn't mean he doesn't like the gifts. I have only gotten 3 undersized white low quality singlets. I don't know if them swear for me.

Vision 2020 dead on arrival.

I pledge to mygeria my kpomkwem. To be pencil ruler and cleaner. To serve a shithole is not by force. To defend her iniquity.

funmisticqueen:
i have actually, may God rest his soul, i would have married him in a heartbeat.

I wonder that kind of guy. May be a physical male biological female.

Another day in hell

Uglymugg:
WHAT HAVE I BECOME, MY SWEETEST FRIEND, EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END...

And you could have it all,
My empire of dirt
I will let you down,
I will make you hurt

tee59:
I really pity the guy. At times, it's better to go for ladies who work to make their money. The men dating all these ladies without job except their pussy need to rethink. Why will you be in a relationship and be the only one spending? The lady saw a maga and capitalised on that without having any feeling for the guy except his money.Wickedness. Karma is waiting for you at the last bus stop.Guys should always use their brain and not dick.

I just put the bolded in my address bar and I got errorr 404 "page not found"

MasterShifu010:
This is a scenario that happened to me, I was at a bar one day and I went across to ease myself, and there stood this girl, I said hi and she said hello feigning not interested, and I insisted and she gave in and followed me into the bar, after a little while one thing lead to another we agreed that I would give her #1500, and we went inside one of the rooms(chalet).
So when we were got inside the room she went inside the toilet spent time,and came out again and so went to light switch and turned it off everywhere became pitch black, and the I said why did you switch off the light she said nothing, I said I can do anything in darkness so I asked her to turn on her phones torchlight, the light from the torch was not as bright as the light bulb,but any light is better than no light.
So she took off her trousers, O boy!!!,that girl can smell for Africa, I would have left immediately but I had already paid 1k for the room which was non refundable ,so I endured the smell, I put on my condom,and penetrated her. I did not initially take of my shirt but in the course of the sex I took it off cos it was interfering, after some time, I came....i paid her ,and she got dressed and left .so I went inside the toilet to wash myself and when I came out to get dressed I picked up my shirt, something unexpected caught my eyes,my white shirt had a red stain at the bottom point where the shirt had interfered, I brought it close to my nose and sniffed it,it smelled so bad as the girl I nearly choked...there is no way that girl is a virgin cos her pussy is wide that one could figuratively use needle and thread to see it back to some level of tightness...then it occurred to me that this girl could be seeing her period and she let me sleep with her. I was so disgusted, no wonder she spent some time in the toilet maybe to remove the pad....spits.....truth be told if she told me,she needed money, I may not give her 1.5k..but at least 5huns go enter her hand...I felt so bad I went inside the toilet to wash my self again...went and took some antibiotics.....ladies please this kind thing....am still thankful I used condoms....
Guys please reason this kind thing abeg...

Haaaaaaaaàaa horrorrrrr. Hmmm eleyi gidigan.

nairalandposter:
so, what are you saying?

The best way to deal with Naija women is with the mafian mindset. Almighty God knows this.

Anybody has right to rant all they want. If these women treat you like you're less human only because u be good guy just come here and rant we go cheer u up.

Hmmm oga what happened to condoms na. You're lucky the family never use sars manhandle you self. This is the worst thing that can happen to a man without money. How do you feel now? You can't buy anything for the expectant lady, very terrible. I've never been in this kind thing before all through undergrad years when I was broke. You just have to do something no matter how small.

When God said he will come again like a thief in the night I'm sure it's because of Nigerian women. The mafian mindset at work. That's the best way to catch them

[quote author= post=82753852]Happy married life in advance beautiful Couple.

This is the kind of thread we love.

Love issa beautiful thingy!

[/quote]You don't love ur papa bubu again? Him incompetency don de clear u so?

Bachwezi:
You're damn right bro they have nothing to contribute to humanity than d hoe between their legs and d 2 things on their chest

Nothing else compares to those two things. Na them be the way, the truth and the life lol

khia:
An intelligent man should be wise enough to separate the women from the witches. If he falls short of doing that then he should work on himself and learn the differences.
To the OP, there is no need for you to get upset and go on a rant I'm just contributing to the conversation.

Like telling the difference between you and a Neanderthal.

I want to tint my glasses and get a permit. How much will it cost? For the permit