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Hey Guys and Gals,

Saw this on TV (I think AIT, not too sure) yesterday and it is a very cool production. Saw a link on youtube and thought might share it. Check it out:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibm9G0KmpsM

Enjoy!!!

I am quite surprised at the kind of responses I am reading here. Everyone is responding without even asking what state or through which means (ie Wireless, VSAT, Dial-Up, etc) is the question referring to?

I was driving into Lagos 2 days ago from Cotonou and there was a beautiful song playing on the radio, but unfortunately i was unable to get the name. The only thing I remember in that song is "kpalangolo" and the guy sings with a sweet voice like those of Majek Fasek in his days, Anyone happen to know the song, though I know what I picked up is quite little

heroplus:
Hello Peeps,
I want need an advice on what Internet Service Provider to use out of Starcomms, MTN, Celtel and Glo. I need speed, mobility, flexibility and a competitive price.
I know your advice will also help others

Cheers

For speed, none of the above

kpomkwem:
Apple does not make (and I don't think they ever made) a 1GB iPod that isn't the iPod Shuffle. The shuffle is the smallest IPod available (about the size of a matchbox) and is 1GB. The one you described is probably the 30GB ipod nano.

Ipod doesnt have a 30gb Nano.

Before you convince the Government or anyone else to deal with ISPs for delivering speeds not compared to other countries, try convincing them to put in place proper infrastructure and manage the SAT3 fiber link well, so that ISPs can use it to serve you and others. Most ISPs have to rely on VSATs and that alone has some lag, not too mention the high cost of Bandwidth that has to be paid for already.

Required: Marketing Manager with at least 5 yrs experience and good PC operation knowledge

Send CV to enquiries@witman.com.ng

UP Chelseeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The so called red devils should go back to where they belong, HELL!

slimghost:
Will you shut your blue mouth there! you people should thank Cech 4 his saves.loud mouthed blues.i can't wait for the return leg at Anfield.

Mr. slimghost before you ask us to thank Cech for saving our lives, thank Reina for saving those 2 wonderful strikes from Lampard which would have buried Liverpool even more, abi ure tv dey only show you half pitch?

All those running Chelsea down here are none other than fans of the GONNERS, who cant just accept that the days of the GONNERS have finally come for them to be gone and shut up. Out of the Champions League, out of The League Title, out of the Carling CUP and indeed out of the FA Cup, infact trying to stay in the top 5 of the premier league. Keep living up to your names guys, GONNERS As for the Man U fans, I hope you are all prepared and waiting because we have no time for style or fancy football, we are there to win and take the trophies

naija4laif:
ABIA STATE IS REALLY MESSED UP, dnt still understand how someone in detention emerged the winner in Abia state under tHe political party, PPA, PLS PEOPLE IS THIS POSSIBLE, HE IS BEING HELD BY EFCC YET HIS CONTESTING,AND HE WON TOO

This was what I could not and still can't understand, yet the existing Vice President and AC Gubernatorial candidate were disqualified because of being indicted by EFCC, yet one in their custody has won

What I cannot seem to understand is how can it be possible that the winning gubernatorial candidate of Abia State is in EFCC custody, but yet others were disqualified for being indicted by the EFCC?  

texazzpete:
why would you buy a second hand phone from computer village? do you know the history of the phone? even after being duped once, why couldn't you be more alert.

I bought
1) 3.5mm Hi-quality Sony Walkman earphones - N1500
2) Sony Playstation 3 - N80000

texazzpete, did you say you bought a PLAYSTATION 3 from Computer Village for 80k? Pls tell me where and if still in stock?

I never knew Rotwieller puppies are now part of technology

spaceworld:
Hello,
Good, please what is the name of the company and who to apply to, is the company ISP service provider?

Thanks

Please email to the email address provided for details.

Hi all,

Looking for some guys out there interested in grabbing some job oppotunities. Company is looking for:

1. Someone who knows (very well) Peachtree Accounting to handle training of key personel that will be using.

2. IT Engineer capable of handling networks (Lans, Wlans, etc) and has working exprience in an ISP environment.

These positions are available between Warri and Port Harcourt.

Email me to fouad_webonlan@yahoo.com with details, if interested.

Match ends GHANA 4 - Nigeria 1

And to think that I have to be in Accra on Thursday is frightening

4 - 1

3 - 1, they are trying

3 - 0

This is turning to beating

I was just posting

It will soon be Ghana 2

Saw this somewhere and thought I might share it.

IF NOAH HAD BEEN A NIGERIAN

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: ''I will give you six months to build me an Ark. At the end of six months I will send rain to cover the entire earth and destroy all bad people. However, I want to save a few good people, and the animals, two of every kind. So I am ordering you to build an Ark for me'', said the Lord. In a flash of lightning he delivered the specifications for an Ark.

''No problem'', said Noah, trembling in fear and fumbling with the blueprints.

''Six months, and it starts to rain'' thundered the Lord. ''You'd better have my Ark completed, or learn how to swim for a very long time''.

And six months passed. The skies began to cloud up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping. And there was no Ark.

''Noah'', shouted the Lord, ''where is my Ark?''. A lightning bolt crashed into the ground next to Noah, for emphasis.

''Oga, a beg make you forgive me,'' begged Noah. ''I don try - ah! Ah! De trouble were my eye see no be small, I swear. Dem tell me say I need certificate of occupancy before I go kuku build de Ark. I don waka Ministry of Works so tey I tire. Then, I come see say na money dem want, and I carry all de money wey I get gif dem. Na im dem tell me say make I add extra windows for ''cross ventilation'', and make I divide de toilet from de bath, so that if I de go toilet, another person fit de bath. Anyway, I pay one engineer so, make im modify de plans for me. So, after I don finish dat one, I come go for forest to go get wood. Dem tell me say I no fit cut wood without permit from Forestry people. Anyway, I go see de forestry people dem and dem say I fit go cut de wood. When I reach de village now, dem no gree make I cut wood. Dem say I must gif dem their share - because na so one big man compensation. Na waoh! and me think say government no de gree us export wood. Finally, as dem wan fight me, I quickly settle de village chief, and dem com gree say make I take wood. Before I go carry de wood reach my house, na so so wahala for road. I settle police, I settle soldier, I settle customs, I settle immigration, I settle tax man, I settle local government, then when I don reach my house now, de truck driver and him boys say if I no settle dem, dem no go help me offload de wood''.

''As I start to build de Ark now, na im task force people come mark 'X' for de Ark, say I no suppose to build de Ark for dis place. Dem ask me say whether I no no say ''environmental sanitation decree'' no de allow dis kind thing for inside town. Anyway I think say na my neighbour na im call dem, de man de jealous me well well. Wetin I go do, I settle dem too. As I say make I kuku hurry finish de Ark, na im de carpenters where de help me come talk say dem no go work again unless gif dem extra money. Me sef I surprise wen dem tell me say de here say na big government contract where I de do and plenty money dey inside. To cut long story, I settle dem too. Anyway, people plenty now wey de build de Ark, apprentice full ground''.

''As I begin to gather de animal dem, I come jam another trouble. De ''404'' people dem no want make I take their dogs, dem say na delicacy. Bushmeat and fowl people no gree me. Even de people wey de chop ''isi ewu'' come vex with me. Dem ask me whether I no no say meat don too cost these days, where I wan carry de small meat where dey ground. So, I wan tell you now say, I no fit find dog, fowl, goat, or bush meat, and infact I just manage get cow, as one mallam don nearly dagger me when I want take de cow dem''.

''One day as I de build de Ark now, na im NDLEA come arrest me carry me go prison for questioning. Dem talk say, dem hear say I wan carry de Ark smuggle cocaine & Indian hemp to America. Later, sha dem come find say no be me dem de look for, so dem release me, I never even reach home, when SSS come arrest me for further questioning, say dem hear say I be NADECO, and I wan carry de Ark go smuggle guns and bombs to come overthrow Naija government. Anyway, I come convince dem say I no know wetin be NADECO, dem release but tell me make I de report to force headquarters every day. As I de gather de animal dem, na im FEPA come send me letter say I never gif dem environmental impact assessment for de animal shit where I go throway and de flood where you wan send. I tell dem say na you wan send flood cover de whole world. Dem no happy at all! Dem tell me say nobody fit do dat kind ting without permission from dem. Anyway, as de chief engineer say make I show am de place where de flood go start. I give am map of de world, he no satisfy, so I settle am too.''

''As you see me de cry so, na because ee day like say dis wahala no de finish. De local government chairman where my house dey come call me tribalistic. Him talk say almost all de carpenters and labourers wey de work for me come from my village. Him talk say I must gif work to some of de town boys. I tell am make he send them, him no gree. Everyday him go send ''area boys'' to come cause wahala for me. Dem wan spoil de small part of de Ark where I don build so. Dem no dey gree us work again. Everyday where dem come here I must gif dem money otherwise, dem wan scatter de Ark.''

''Oga Lord, I tell you, I don tire, even sef de other day, tax collector come, come say I never pay tax, say dem wan arrest me. I tell dem say I don pay tax last year, dem tell me say dis year I must pay de tax in advance, so I don kuku spend all de money where I get for settling. Make I tell you de truth, I no think say I go finish dis your Ark sef, even if you gif me five years,'' Noah wailed.

The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled. ''You mean say you no go send flood take destroy de earth?'' Noah asked, hopefully.

''Wrong!'' thundered the Lord. ''But being Lord of the Universe has its advantages. I fully intend to smite the Earth, but with something far worse than a flood. Something man invented himself.''

''Wetin be dat?'' asked Noah.

There was a long pause, and then the Lord spaketh his last word,



''Government.''

The song is by Styl-Plus in their Expressions album, cant remember the track name.

Thank you all so very much and just to update you that it has been confirmed that Fayola is expecting a brother Farrell Michael Aouad

I never would have in my wildest imagination guessed it

Thank you @hot-angel and everyone else so much for all the sweet and lovely words. Pls @Ikamefa and @bluenubian no fight una selves o!

4 Play:
What is special about this Duke fellow?Is he not a Nigerian politician

Thats the thing @4Play, you can't sit in London or wherever (no offence) and think that every single politician in Nigeria is corrupt. I agree, you do have 99% which makes it the majority, but we still have that 1% that no matter how clean will never be given the chance, so you have to understand, it very very dirty. I mean we all knew for the last few days that Yar'adua was the chosen one, but I'm here now watching live coverage of a stupid count of 20 ballot boxes which is bound to last another 5 hrs minimum being carried out for us to watch. What the use of all this, just kill the time, come out and tell us Yar'adua is the PDP flag bearer and lets go to bed Though Yar'adua in his state has equally done as good Duke and the say they are the only 2 governors in Nigeria that have never had a case with EFCC as all assets were declared in the open. So the way I see it, considering the way it has been arranged, I believe a good continuation to the regrowth of Naija, would be Yar'adua/Duke.

I don't understand what all of you are ranting about. Do you actually believe Duke was a given a choice to choose from or is it that politics has become so nice and gentle especially in Naija. We all heard that PDP zoned their candidacy to the North, has something changed between yesterday and today about Cross River being in Northern Nigeria or am i missin something?