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This happened when we were still in the Uni. There's this girl in my guy's class who has been playing hard-to-get. One day just before exams, she went to the library with my guy to study and moments later she slept off. When it was time to go, my guy tapped her to wake her up and as she raised her head, lo and behold saliva was drooling from her mouth and has formed a poodle on her desk. She nearly fainted. And since then became very humble especially when my guy is around. |
Frankly guys I do not pay heed to such news but had to switch off my phone and put it under the bed cos my wife instructed so and I was tired and didn't have the strength to argue just needed to go to bed. ![]() |
Chanchit: Oh my Gawd...! I wish i could go back to those vintage years, everything jst looks perfect, before this money vampires showed up..Me too |
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This topic was posted in January of 2011 |
HAULER INC or HAULAGE INC ur biz name must not incorporate all d services u are into. Make it simple bro. All d best. |
Bad as e bad, kanda na meat |
is orai |
Ikenna351: Nigerian car owners will never stop to amaze me. Making suggestions without understanding the issue with Op car. One even suggested the removal of the engine Cooling system thermostat, which has nothing to do with the hard starting issue with the vehicle been discussed. I wonder.Ikenna thanks for the insight, will definitely give it a shot |
Ikenna351: Nigerian car owners will never stop to amaze me. Making suggestions without understanding the issue with Op car. One even suggested the removal of the engine Cooling system thermostat, which has nothing to do with the hard starting issue with the vehicle been discussed. I wonder.Ikenna thanks for the insight, will definitely give it a shot |
US-AutoBuy:Sound reasonable. I will check this out. Thanks. |
Cargoed: Have you diagnosed the car. If not why?the thermostat has since been removed and the engine check light is not on. Pardon my ignorance, how does this diagnostic kit work? Can you explain further in a layman's term. Thanks |
chiebube: Hei my brother. I must confess am not too sure.Hey bro. The car does not jerk and av not serviced the injector. The car runs smoothly. Thanks for your concern. |
ado ok: Distributor,coil and brainbox it happened to me oncePardon my asking, is it either distributor, coil or brainbox that is the problem or do you mean all the mentioned items are faulty? Thanks. |
Martini101: Bros. Check the cold "start sensor" I feel ur pain. Mine started doing exactly the opposite the day i took it to car wash. After throwing parts at it, the disappointment and disgrace, It was finally solved when I changed the disributor bought at the cost of N6000.You said yours started doing the opposite, please how do you mean? Again can your solution work with my car? |
chuksonu: I am presently using exterra 06 model since last year,It's very good for rugged roads.Easy to maintain.Consumes less gasolin.Eg a full tank of gasolin is enough for me to travel from Benin City to my village in Aninri L,G,A in Enugu state.The parts are available and affordable too.and wats ur tank capacity? |
Dear Auto Gurus, I bought a 1996 Toyota Camry (automatic transmission) four months ago and since then I have discovered the car has a peculiar problem. I observed that whenever the vehicle's engine is cold and you start the car and for whatever reason, you turn off the engine, the car will not be able to start except you leave it for a long while like 30mins before it will be able to start again. What am saying is this; you are about to go to work and you start your car (it starts), then you remember you have forgotten something upstairs, you turn off the engine, run upstairs, get whatever it is you forgot, come down, attempt to start the car again and it won't start. Again, if you drive the car to the office which takes about 25mins, (by this time the engine is hot) you can turn off/start the car as many times as you wish and the car will respond. I was told it's an electrical fault and I have taken it to three different people, to no avail. I must add that this car became a source of terrible dissapointment and embarrasment until I accidentally stumbled on a temporal solution. I discovered that whenever the car "passes out" on me, I could start it by attemting to start the car and at the same time trying to push the gear lever to drive(using two hands now in other to be able to do it simultaneously). I am not comfortable with this method hence the quest for solution.Or I could start the car, leave it on for 15 to 20mins for the engine to heat. Again this method is not welcome given the removal of fuel subsidy and time wasting. Please auto gurus I need your contributions. Is there any negative consequuences am to expect in view of the my temporal solution in paragraph 2? If anybody is experincing a similar problem please feel free to share it here. |
Ignatio:We took cab |
I served in Gwandu. Government day secondary school Gwandu, Kebbi State. 2005/2006 batch A. Holla @ my guys: Eni Nkannu, Uche Uwadinachi, Bisong, Demola, Godfather, abdul, yinka, tosini, chika Daddy G, d female chikas etc. Miss u guys. |
vitality22: This NL is really full of kids. I did mine in Iloro Ekiti. Community Secondary School, Iloro Ekiti. 1981/1982 sessionWow! Chairmoo I hail o |
ayo jango: Effium high school,Ebonyi state 06/07.that place is cut of from d worldyou are right bro. Didn't serve there but hav been there. Though they gat food. |
Dis Guy: yes tax inclusive, people earning over certian amount a year in UK for example pay upto 50 percent tax (but then again some of those people are wealthy enough to employ a tax consultant who can reduce their income tax bills to as little as 10%)Thanks for the general idea, I can do the math now. |
I was reading an update on the European transfer market this morning and the amount of money being mentioned as weekly pay for those players started me thinking. I read some players are paid £175,000, £150,000, £130,000 etc weekly and when I converted it to naira, it ran into millions. And I said to myself, "these players and their generations to come can never know poverty. On a second thought remembering what taxation in Europe is said to be like, I want to ask; is the amount tax inclusive? If so how much is the tax percentage? Are there other deductions? what is the actual amount a player earning say, £150,000 a week go home with? Can anybody in the house satisfy my curiosity. Thanks as I await your response. |
Bar maaaaaaaaannnnnn flow more beeeeeerrrrrr |
Ganys: Hmmm....If this thread can get to frnt page, i wondered why My thread About "The FUNNY PICTURE OF A CHELSEA FAN who turns Prayer warrior in order to win tonight" cant make the front page....Nairalander, check out the thread hereHow do you expect that to make front page? I personally do not get your drift there. @Topic: I think the OP is trying to portray how Emeka Ngige is indirectly campaigning for the election when constitutionally he is not supposed to. |
Funny comments here. keep it up. |
princey83: That match had so many heart break, first it was amokachi and amunike's injury in the match, then baggio's goal, then eguavons foul.He wasn't talking to himself, he was pouring praises to God. |
Ejiné: No be only spinster sef! That olodo girl go remain for house sotTayyyy her papa go begin dey charge am house rentlol guy u mean o |
you see that thing? cardoso111: i am wondering if really the remarks on allowance are from ex corpers?!if yes,i think Nigeria is truly heading for a downhill !What happened to all the GNS and Use of English taught in schools? |
I love this thread. I remember those days at Christ the king College CKC Onitsha. There's this vice principal we nicknamed Ninja because of his trademark silent movement. He has a talent for appearing like an apparition without u noticing him or hearing his footsteps. He also hides his cane like d ninja sword. He will appear where we are playing cards and when strokes starts landing at ur back, u will know ninja is around. I also remember SOHCAHTOA anoda VP he carries stones in his suit pocket which he throws at students if he can't catch them. Is it umezulike? funny good old days. |
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and I was tired and didn't have the strength to argue just needed to go to bed. 
on me, I could start it by attemting to start the car and at the same time trying to push the gear lever to drive(using two hands now in other to be able to do it simultaneously). I am not comfortable with this method hence the quest for solution.
Chai! how did we get here?