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Am trippin for this lady, she's a talented actress. Thumbs up MJ

Joe50: u remind me of dis tom n jerry film, when dog n tom could not catch jerry, their master drove two of dem away, and they luk around and took away d master fridge full of items

Actually they were driven out because of the bills they incured.

Texas.Cowgirl:
Lmaooooooo wdh

I can't see what's funny there. Hope you guys are not being insensitive.

specialguest: 16 million naira for a kidney transplant! Haba that"s over exaggerated. As someone who has spent the last four years taking care of a kidney failure patient I can authoritatively tell you that a kidney transplant cannot be more than 6-7 million naira.
I guess they had to say 16million so that at the end of the day people would donate atleast half of that which can conveniently cover the bill for his transplant.
OJB our prayers are with you, its never eazy being a renal failure patient.

May the good lord shower u with blessings for the time spent in looking after the patient. Beautiful ones like u are rare.

This is crazy

Okija juju: The story shock me sha...

The Nigerian Police I know, would have opened fire on that SUV immediately it started running from them. And to think that the criminals opened fire on the Nigerian Police and came out of that alive is shocking.

Bros make e no shock you okay? This is Coal City, the safest city in the country (lowest crime rate), suffice it to say that we have the most effective police in the country. You need to see how these cars prowl all the nooks and crannies of the city, you sef go dey discouraged to commit crime, no wonder the robbers where cornered in a short while.

Faaaaniii so this is true? All d best bro

Please show it to as many people as you can. That's my purpose for bringing it here. And may God bless you as you do so. Tell that someone say no be wash. Lol

Caracta: Wow! This is encouraging. I'm sooo happy for you. You made the right decision. I need to show this post to someone. I can imagine him saying, "abeg, na wash. It's impossible." Lol

Thanks for sharing OP. You don't know whose life this thread will change.

How do you mean

sheedy407: Via Pakistan network

This thread is meant to encourage smokers to quit by sharing realistic stories on how we(Ex-smokers), were able to successfully quit. I'll go first.

I started active smoking in 1997 and was a chronic smoker through my University days. I could hardly sit for a 2hr lecture without sneaking out of the class to take 2 or 3 sticks of bazz.

When I finally wanted to quit due to its detrimental effects to my health, I found out I couldn't. Each time I light a stick, I tell my friends its gonna be my last, for where the addiction was so strong I had to give up trying.

Fast forward to early 2007, I got a job in a bank and started as a teller. As tellers don't leave their cubicle until around 4pm when the bank must have closed to customers, I resorted to having my fill of cigarettes before coming to work and after work. This kept on for a long while that I discovered that sometimes when I come back very late and worn out, I go strait to my bed and dozz off without smoking a stick. So naturally, the urge to quit came back again and this time I grabbed the opportunity.

I started reducing the number of cigarettes I smoke each morning before going to work and at times when I woke up late and am running late to work,I may not have time to smoke even one cigarette. And so it trailed off...until I finally stoped by late 2007.

Today am so allergic to cigarettes that when you see me complain about smokers around me, you won't believe I have ever smoked before.

Kindly share yours below to encourage smokers to quit.
MODs you can move this to FP for wider coverage lol. Let's save more souls. Thanks

If they venture into dis very 042, there's is finished cos they'll so stand out, mingling will be impossible. And we are gonna use cowbell things (isu imi, lol)to mess them up. U wan try?

oshyno: This is why I wud av preferred they killed those 120 captured while burying their leader. They want to adopt the Afghan style of hiding under the rock to shoot down air force jets. Ofcourse I believe our boyz will treat ur f-up real good. I guess next stop will be Cameroon or Benue. From Benue to where- Kogi ? Kogi to Enugu right. Then ur finished cuz 042 guyz will chew you dimwits like okpa Nsukka.

Why not give us the English version of the Yoruba quote so we all can get your gist?

Florena: wat i'm abt to share is a very serious issue, a guy was drunk one night, wen he entered his father's house, he thought he was passin through the back of their chair, he thought he was whisperin a his jumior brother alone, he said ''shhhh, maje ki daddy mo pe motide'' meanwhile he was actually walkin in front of d tv, and both his parent where sittin in d sittin room watchin d same tv,he thought his parent were his brother.

I have seen a drunk friend try fruitlessly to light a cigarette and was cursing that the stuff won't light until another sober friend observed that he was attempting to light the wrong end ie. The filter

Chai beautiful girl, see her big eyes like my little moh. May God see you thru in Jesus name, Amen.

Old stuff, I don't even know 70% of those guys.

If its not 'Hot or not' its 'hit or miss' or 'who rocks it better'. I hail una o

rezzy: Wetin e con talk?

Speaking with him means he is alive.

Wow! Nairalanders you guys won't cease to amaze me, I just spoke with the Governor now and he is hale

Syenite:

Graduates!

Yes! Graduates bro. Shameless peeps

Sonny Ericsson T100

stan 241: its roast o bros

No you are wrong bro, its 'roost'.

Chai my people and their superstition @ 'normal right hand' u've not seen people with one hand or no hand at all may be then u'll start appreciating God for the wonderful baby he gave you.

He's just been made a scapegoat, many commit worse crime and go scotfree. Men I hate politics, so dirty ese.

@helixmanager, no she wasnt gasing when i was exclusively breast feeding.

I love 2 pac

I may be tagged a bigot or even banned sef but I dont really care cos I don't believe in racial bigotery. Abakaliki people are good at killing infants when they have problems with the parents. its something av not been able to comprehend, they kill ur kids, domestic animals and burn ur house. Babarians! cant wait for the day I will be transfered out of that state called Ebonyi. SMH

same here, my 11weeks baby on sma gold+breastmilk has been gasing seriously. does it mean her system does not accept the sma gold

Nurry: Look at who is talking abt someones English lang, can't u see that the name isnt CURRY? Also it is "GRAMMAR" not "grammer" and it shud be "NEEDS" not "need" Now who needs help

Thank me later

soooooooo on point. LWKMD

Rest in peace my broda until we meet in the bossom of the lord to part no more. JDL