₦airaland Forum

That moment you try to tell someone about the characters of his close pal and ally

Wolf in sheep's clothing

Amah70:
Britain, Turkey and Bosnia couldn’t make it in one European Union.
But they keep one Nigeria - Nigeria the most dysfunctional country in the world.
They watch as 190,000,000 humans in impossible one Nigeria get dehumanized, instead of Britain giving way for new workable countries to emerge from Nigeria, for the sake of humans forced into one Nigeria by British colonialism in 1914.

I can't because of the indirect benefits they gain from Nigeria till date

mtchwww

You people put us in this shit. Give way let me divide this countree

APC government audio money

Wait first!
what is the name of your hospital?
we are coming for demolision tomorrow

The truth is gradualling being revealed. It is always better to hear both sides to a story before passing a judgement. There is no smoke without fire

Oh almajiris!
The pride of the north, used and abused.

All schools are closed, so who are they going to feed?

Macsjebs:
The executive order is flawed in time of peace, this is gradual enthronement of dictatorship
More coming even after this covid stuff is all over

The generals in mufti will be a better name

Macsjebs:
Shebi I have been saying it
I don't know what part of the constitution bestowed such powers on him

At some point you become so speechless when all efforts to get people to check your signature and patronize you isn't yielding results...

But if founding members of nairaland and well respected monikers here could patronize and vouch for me, you really shouldn't have any worries patronizing me...

Nigeria is in a season of executive order as taught by the FG. It is now every state to her executive order.

Too early for them

Ok

Juliusmalema:
Since they have entered. Ondo state should take them in or put them in Isolation.


Them been in Ondo is like also living in their own State.

Since when did they become the pride of the south?

Pelumi Fadodun, no weapon forge against you will hurt you, the rod of the wicked will not fall on you, you will be reunited with your family on one piece and good health in Jesus name.

Gandollar:
If the aforementioned cured him, then why is government not employing it as interim solution?

It already sucks to live in this hell on Earth, it's made worse when a quota system general is at the helms.

What plans are Nigerian scientists making to find a solution?:

We are just sitting by praying not to be the next victim and waiting for other countries to develop a cure so that we can buy while buhari sinks billions into lake Chad looking for whatever he hid there.

If those drugs treat the viral disease efficiently, how will the criminals at helm of affairs loots when there is no spread. So they must be against anything that would stop the spread for now.

What have we benefitted from FAAC when the economy was booming. It's even better this way. Less to loot.

Why on earth will a couple sleep in a living room leaving their matrimonial bed and room for boyfriend and girlfriend. Well maybe they are yet to understand what marriage is. If the visitors occupies the couple's room why wouldn't they be in charge of the kitchen. From your naration the man is immature, he needs to be tutored and counseled about marriage. She should give him time. But we don't know the man's side of the story.

Coro Don spoil business for you abi?
COVID 19 is doing a serious rehabilitation work on betting addicts and you gonna loose so many customer.

Please, allow that man enjoy his sai baba in peace.

He talks as if he is disciplined. Keep running your mouth like tap.

Sagay, is your president disciplined? Just asking for a brother.

Abacha didn't steal Nigeria's money -- Buhari

Juliusmalema:
Why sending them back. They deserve the right to be in Lagos with their cows and cattle.

They should rather be quarantined for 15 days and if no sign of covid-19 then they should be released to the society and Lagos at large.

The constitution guarantees them that..

And what happen to the ban on interstate travelling placed by their chief patron and grandpapa. Stop shifting goal post

Anti-Atiku ranters please there is mass sacking. Come and rant

The girl is a sniffer in training.
Stitches on time saves nine. She should be sternly warn and list out punishment if she repeat same and sure keep to your words.

Op send all of them to my abode let's have a party. In Oliver Twist voice "I want some more"

A case of mistaken identity can be deadly at times. May God help her.

Nigerian government that likes freebies more than anything even when there are red flags. We are doomed in Africa. The white are naturally greedy and wicked when they desperate to take over control of a region.
The question is, has Nigeria checked their testing kits or we were busy passing a bill to make vaccination compulsory even when there no known vaccine.

SavageMaster:
Lol. Easy bros.
He did a good job oh

Sure he did a good job, though with a tail.