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Education / Re: My Friend Has Been Withdrawn From School, Should I Tell Her? by megley(f): 11:41pm On Oct 15, 2015
prest:
Tell her ASAP so that she can quickly enrol for an apprenticeship at the nearest hair dressing saloon


SeriouSly?? cheesy
Ur wicked!
Celebrities / Re: "Yvonne Said Nigerians Are Useless And silly": Man Accused Of Assaulting Actress by megley(f): 11:33pm On Oct 15, 2015
Na you useless. See ur extra-large fake eye lashes!

Abeg!
*somebody plz point out the angry smiley!
Thanks - I dey vex!
Celebrities / Re: "Yvonne Said Nigerians Are Useless And silly": Man Accused Of Assaulting Actress by megley(f): 11:28pm On Oct 15, 2015
See, I don't know what the true story is, but if yvonne nelson really said what they said she said - then she Should mind herself & her mouth!

I mean, I like her & all that - but what kinda talk is that?

She should get a grip! Who's she calling silly & crazy & all that?!
*somebody help me out - which one is d straight face smiley?

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Celebrities / Re: Funmi Iyanda As A Corper 20 Years Ago (Photo) by megley(f): 11:14pm On Oct 15, 2015
I love funmi iyanda.

Whenever I flip the channels & see her, I just stop there.

Use to watch an interview/discussion programme She anchored on NTA yearS back

Don't know if its still on ... Big ups ma lady! smiley
Business / Re: PHOTO: One Legged Woman Hawking IN Lagos by megley(f): 5:47am On Oct 15, 2015
castroevans:
To those who resort to begging should learn from this...
"anything for the boys, Baba tuale, Baba this, Baba that" don't u get tired of begging?
There is no excuse for one's failure, if u fail the first time, try again and if u fail again, still try again but with a different approach.

I dedicate this FTC to those trying to make it in a legit way. Despite the challenges u face, don't give up, keep trying, work hard and also work smarter, with God by our side we shall succeed.

God bless our hustle.

TUALE! Well said

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Dupes New Zealand Lady N53m (Photo) by megley(f): 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2015
See where it has landed him
Literature / Re: The L In Love by megley(f): 9:04pm On Oct 13, 2015
Monday undecided

That face, yeah I know.
Its just that the whole twist with Richard & the 2sisters, & Lanre being beaten up hit me like a bolt outta the blues

Monday. That's a looong wait but it would be worth it smiley
Literature / Re: The L In Love by megley(f): 7:35pm On Oct 13, 2015
Wow! Wow!

OP, wow. Richard! Uurgh!

Pls when's d next update?

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Literature / Re: One Night Stand by megley(f): 6:48pm On Oct 13, 2015
Good job Boyo. The suspense is killing me but its all good.

When's the next update please?

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Romance / Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Vagina by megley(f): 3:52am On Oct 13, 2015
5. Lastly, in case you didn’t know, vaginas are self-cleaning, too. The vagina is designed to keep itself clean with the help of natural secretions, or discharge. When washing your vagina, it’s best to avoid perfumed soaps, gels, and antiseptics, as this can affect the healthy balance of bacteria and pH levels, and even lead to irritation.

The self cleaning thing, I still don't get. Every other place has 2b cleaned except the V? I still need some convincing.

That No.4 though - clamp down!
tongue
Celebrities / Re: Nigel Sog, Nigerian Male Model Set To Dethrone Denrele (Photos) by megley(f): 5:04pm On Oct 12, 2015
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Is this for real? Is this a he or a she or a he-she?
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Forced To Marry Dead Woman In Ebonyi - Despicable by megley(f): 4:32pm On Oct 12, 2015
I guess this should serve as a warning to men from that region. They're well aware of the tradition of the land. The 'victim' can't argue himself out of this

To avoid having to pay bride price on a dead woman, marry her properly.

Alternatively, if u must 'DO', use protection so as to avoid getting her pregnant & consequently having her as ur baby-mama instead of a wife

Imagine having to pay bride price on the dead

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Romance / Re: A Female Friend Told Me This Today by megley(f): 1:17pm On Oct 12, 2015
Tell ur friend this: if she's not feeling the guy the way u feel someone ur attracted to, intensely attracted to - she should 4get it cos if she takes the plunge she'd regret it.

Trust me, she doesn't want that.

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Health / Re: Nigerian Transgender Stephanie Rose Now Has A Vagina by megley(f): 10:47am On Oct 12, 2015
Eeyah! I don't know I kinda feel sorry for him or is it her?

He get mind o - to dey curse ur maker like this? Wow!
May God have mercy on you
Crime / Re: Neighbour Pours Hot Water On Pregnant Woman During Fight - Photos by megley(f): 10:35am On Oct 12, 2015
Women sha. Foolish fight

See what anger made her do. hope she's happy now
Politics / Re: We Know Your Hideouts, Surrender Now, Army Tells B’haram by megley(f): 9:50am On Oct 12, 2015
SMH!

U know their hideous?
We should persuade them to desist??!!

U know their hideouts, we don't! Go & get them already!!

How do u persuade such people? Murderers & rapists?

You're in the army, we're not! Ur soldiers. They've declared war on the nation & threathen our exisence. Do ur job dammit!!! angry
Politics / Re: Cancer: Pray For Me, Diezani Begs Nigerians by megley(f): 4:42pm On Oct 10, 2015
When I heard the news about her cancer condition, I went "no be only cancer! Its just a ploy to avoid prosecution cos she knows that with Buhari it aint gon be business as usual"

The thing is, Nigerians are TIRED of all the BS that's been goin on!

We should pray? Ok, we will. We are 'praying a different kinda 'prayer' now.

One thing runs thru 90percent of the comments I hv read so far: BRING BACK OUR ****ING MONEY!!!
Family / Re: His Wife Earns Four Times His Salary And Someone Must Resign by megley(f): 4:15pm On Oct 10, 2015
Its the woman's duty 2look after the children. But since working is all about the money & the woman earns more, then the man may consider resigning. Probably start up a biz dats less time consuming.

Alternatively, they should consider getting a nanny. Its a gamble I agree, but they may just be lucky to get a good one. Day-care is another option.
Romance / Re: 8 Ways Guys Payback Ladies When They Become Rich by megley(f): 4:06pm On Oct 10, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


Stùpid? 'Cause he's decided to be prudent? 'Cause you can't bend him to do your will whilst milking him dry? The solution is simple:








GET A JOB AND STOP BEING A LEECH! ♦

GBAMEST!
Nairaland / General / Re: Wire Abandoned By Electricity Workers Electrocutes 15-year-old Pupil (Picture) by megley(f): 6:35pm On Oct 09, 2015
*Deep sigh*!

So PHCN officials don't know the procedures for disconnection? Ehn?

Whenever it rains, and I have to walk through aa flooded street, I do so with fear. The other day, I was goin somewhere with my boy who was walking ahead of me. I noticed disconnected wires from an elecric pole lying carelessly on the sidewalkj.

B4 I could draw his attention to it, he had stepped on it & walked on! sad

NIGERIA!!!
Politics / Re: Electricity Tariffs To Be Raised Upon Power Stability—buhari by megley(f): 6:11pm On Oct 09, 2015
moremuch1:
Pls let d power be stable first b4 talking of increase in tarrifs


Exactly my thoughts. Where I reside, we're on a 3hrs schedule & even that is a problem for them to deliver.
Literature / Re: One Night Stand by megley(f): 9:49am On Oct 09, 2015
boyo123:
lolz you got me there bro. u just need to keep checking back to see if av updated it.tanks for the encouragement

Not bro, sis. Help me out here pls. How do I make comments without necessarily quoting a post, especially long posts? Thanks. Did I mention that I'm relatively new as an active member? Well, I am
Literature / Re: One Night Stand by megley(f): 8:46am On Oct 09, 2015
Continue the story na. I'm curious though. How a girl who was having sex for the first time could go 3 rounds ... tongue

I love the Storyline though. Awaiting the continuation. Btw, how would iknow when that happens? I'm kinda new as an 'active' member

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Fashion / Re: Let Learn Sewing. by megley(f): 4:44am On Oct 09, 2015
PlS add me to the group 080 293 68 609
Romance / Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Girlfriend? by megley(f): 11:13am On Oct 08, 2015
I've tried, I've held myself for a whole week without any form of communication with her, but that was d highest I could go, we settled and she promised to adjust, as it is now I perceive she's incorrigible, it's either i accept her that way, or I take a walk. But I'm also scared of her falling into the wrong hands....

Drop her already! She's taking u for granted. She no longer feels you, that's if she has ever felt you. Stop na. Be a man.
Family / Re: What Would You Do In This Situation? by megley(f): 10:54am On Oct 08, 2015
Flush such huge amount down the drain? Devil dey worry some children
Crime / Re: Serial Adultery Lands Nigerian Based In S/africa In Prison by megley(f): 3:53pm On Oct 07, 2015
Dottore:
Hmm. This is the casewWhen ur village idol and some powerful vagabond spirit are cooperating to mess you up.



Talk true!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Says Ladies Attitude Today Is Why Marriages Are Failing Much. by megley(f): 6:57am On Aug 25, 2015
subterfuge:
more than Ten million (10 million) PROSTITUTES (ASHEWO'S) EXIST IN LAGOS STATE ALONE.
THESE WOMEN CAN SLEEP WITH 20 TO 30 DIFFERENT MEN EVERYDAY.
THEY DISTRACT SOME MEN FROM THEIR WIVES

Disract them how? Did they put a gun on their heads & force them to look their way or to DO them?

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