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Travel / Re: FG Extends Flight Ban By Four Weeks by megley(f): 6:07am On May 07, 2020
So, no work for another one month?

Damn! I can't believe it. Never thought this day would come when I wouldn't be on leave but would stay at home for this long ☹️
Music/Radio / Re: Name Your Best Reggae Artiste Of All Time. For Reggae Lovers. by megley(f): 12:10pm On May 05, 2020
BOB MARLEY ALL THE WAY

ALL DAY, EVERYDAY, ANYDAY
Career / Re: Work Resumption: Share Your Experience by megley(f): 6:48pm On May 04, 2020
I'm still at home

Only GLs 14+17 have been asked to resume on the 11th.

The rest of us will have to wait till the airspace is declared open by NCAA

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Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi: ‘Buhari Is A Shy Person, Dislikes Public Show’ by megley(f): 5:30am On Apr 28, 2020
PRESIDENT OF A NATION... SHY


WILL YOU KEEP KWAYET

This Country is just unfortunate
Romance / Re: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by megley(f): 5:20am On Apr 28, 2020
flyingdutchman:
Well, if you as a man had a high body count, you have no moral grounds to judge your spouse. IDIAAATS!

Why can't we give more thank one "Like "? I'd have given you a thousand
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You've said it all

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Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by megley(f): 5:16am On Apr 28, 2020
Even days of the week has weekends...

Everyday sex is too damn much

Make the man reason am

He should have considerations for the woman and her "little village" as my late husband used to call it

Everything should be done with moderation, so the good book say.

Too much of everything, even a good thing... Is bad

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Politics / Re: Abaribe Cautions Against Lockdown Extension by megley(f): 3:13am On Apr 26, 2020
socialmediaman:
We’re praying for Nigeria not to experience what a lot of people are afraid of... that the country may be dealing with the pandemic when the rest of the world has recovered and moved on!

May the country never experience a weak leader like President Buhari again! Say Amen but take action with your vote and sensitize others

AMEN!!!

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Family / Re: What Are Your Stay At Home Realities During This Lockdown? by megley(f): 6:28pm On Apr 22, 2020
Been spending a whole lot on data because I spend a lot of time online now... Viewing comedy clips and anything that makes me laugh to keep me out of depression!

The first two weeks I slept a lot, now I've conditioned myself to wake up as if I was going to work and I like it

Been eating more ��

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Health / Re: Nigerian COVID-19 Survivor Shares His Experience At Lagos Isolation Centre by megley(f): 5:16pm On Apr 20, 2020
Correct food
You sabi beta tin abeg
Dis ur stew go sweet ooo

The avocado is doing me long throat

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Family / Re: My Wife Wants Me To Beg For Intercourse by megley(f): 6:41am On Apr 17, 2020
Pregnancy and childbirth takes a toll on a woman's psyche, and she has CS?

Please be patient with her. Try and find out if there are other issues involved

Pet her from time to time and be telling her "pele, pele" lol. It works, trust me... Then again, that depends on her kind of person and her state of mind
Family / Re: My Wife Wants Me To Beg For Intercourse by megley(f): 6:30am On Apr 17, 2020
Says someone who begged to put the tip

Politics / Re: Tolu Ibitola Gives Palliatives To Residents Of Usi-Ekiti by megley(f): 9:45am On Apr 15, 2020
visijo:
Ladies don't stare at us when we are walking around with our girlfriends. We already know that we made the wrong decisions��

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Politics / Re: FG Sacks 2 Contractors Over Delay In Disbursement Of Cash Transfer by megley(f): 4:38pm On Apr 14, 2020
HABA!!!

NIGERIA GORMENT, WEH DONE OOO
Religion / Re: COVID-19: Deeper Life Donates N50m To FG by megley(f): 8:02pm On Apr 10, 2020
Can someone please help me understand the rationale behind donating to this corrupt government?

I don't get it at all
Health / Re: Russia Built ₦42Billion Hospital For COVID-19 Patients In One Month(Photos) by megley(f): 2:22pm On Apr 09, 2020
seunlayi:




Nigeria is a failed state, you see this country is irredeemable, you are the Nigeria of your dream. Thinking that Nigeria will be OK is just a mirage, it will never happen in this generation unless Uncle Covid-19 can help us deal with our politicians or ignite the revolutionary spirit in us.


This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the gaddem truth!



Health / Re: Fake Chloroquine Tablets In Circulation - NAFDAC Warns Nigerians by megley(f): 11:41pm On Apr 07, 2020
E don happen

Egugun haf come!!
Health / Re: Covid-19: A Time To Stand With The People By Godwin Maduka by megley(f): 11:40pm On Apr 07, 2020
Damn!!!!

Very long post

Damn nigarrrr!!!!!

Too long
Crime / Re: LagosiansTake Fitness Exercise To Ikorodu. Desert Gbagada Expressway by megley(f): 11:33pm On Apr 07, 2020
So, one old man waka go buy fufu for im family to chop, police catch am... Harass am

Anoda person went in search of gas to cook the small food wey e get to chop... Soldier catch am, harass am say make e dey swim inside gutter

Okay.

My question : where the security people dey, when dis drama dey happen for EXPRESS , when people suppose dey inside house
EXPRESS OOO

WHERE DEM DEY


OKAY!!

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Crime / Re: LagosiansTake Fitness Exercise To Ikorodu. Desert Gbagada Expressway by megley(f): 11:21pm On Apr 07, 2020
And a couple got arrested for holding a small B-Day party in one corner

Diaris God ooooo

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Politics / Re: Lagos To Prosecute Everyone Who Attended Funke Akindele’s Party by megley(f): 6:16am On Apr 07, 2020
They should go abeg!!

What happened to the audio money donated by the big men and other organizations?

That's what I'm interested in
Politics / Re: NNPC: No More Payment Of Oil Subsidy Going Forward by megley(f): 6:14am On Apr 07, 2020
Post yi long sha, kilode??
Health / Re: Coronavirus: We Will Release Policy On Face Masks This Week – NCDC DG by megley(f): 8:05pm On Apr 06, 2020
Carfreak966:
The policy is to make it compulsory for all Nigerians to be on a face mask or risk arrest

That's what I suspect too.
Crime / Re: Lockdown: Police Seize Bike Of Man Who Went To Buy Fufu (Video) by megley(f): 12:39pm On Apr 06, 2020
ANIMALS IN UNIFORM, EVERYWHERE YOU GO!

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Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: "Never Marry A Woman You Have Not Seen Without Makeup" (Photos) by megley(f): 5:12am On Apr 04, 2020
I think we often over do the makeup thing such that we look totally different from the original at the end of it all. Especially wedding makeup... Chai!!
Crime / Re: Delta Lockdown: Soldier Shoots Man Dead In Warri - Mr Jollof (Graphic Photos) by megley(f): 11:50am On Apr 02, 2020
IDIOTS IN UNIFORM EVERYWHERE IN THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY!!

WHEN FOOLS RULE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

TUFIA FOR NIGERIA!!!
Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff To Increase On Wednesday Despite Lockdown In Nigeria by megley(f): 1:02pm On Mar 31, 2020
THUNDER FAYA ALL OF UNA STUPID DEMENTED PEOPLE IN LEADERSHIP

UNA NO GO DIE BETA!!!

CAMEROON PEPPER FALL ON UNA BALLS!!!

AMEN!
Health / Re: COVID-19: Muhammed Babandede Tests Positive by megley(f): 1:44pm On Mar 30, 2020
Kylekent59:
shocked

Traders who attend to too many customers are at a risk of getting infected.

Also, those who go to a crowded food vendors are also at risk.

If you have many friends and you guys gather together, you are also at the risk of getting infected. Drivers also ;keke drivers, Okada drivers...etc.

We all need to be very careful.

True. I went to a supermarket today and we were not all allowed to shop all at once.

We had to go inside in small batches which is very commendable. I hope other grocery stores owners would follow suit
Politics / Re: Buhari Exempts Banks And Other Financial Institutions From Lockdown by megley(f): 1:39pm On Mar 30, 2020
Sirmuel1:
Shit is getting scary!!! I need Sanitizers!!!! Someone help!! I'm stucked in the village and I can't get it around here. I've been using Dettol, but I don't trust it.

Use diluted bleach. Then rinse your hands thoroughly. It works.

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Jonathan, Others Congratulate Tinubu At 68 by megley(f): 7:28am On Mar 29, 2020
PLEASE WHICH NUMBER(S) CAN I CALL TO GET THE TASK FORCE ON ENFORCEMENT OF NO CONGREGATION? CHURCHES AROUND ME ARE HOLDING SERVICES

THE NEWS ABOUT NEW CASES IN LAGOS IS ALARMING AND PASTORS STILL GATHER MEMBERS TOGETHER FOR WORSHIP!
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Share Your Experience Staying At Home by megley(f): 10:07pm On Mar 28, 2020
cheesy
chatinent:
Just counting how many strands are in my rug. I want to be sure.

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Crase have start
I'd like to know what the figures add up to ... Hehehe

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Picture Doctored To Add Face Masks To Deceive Nigerians by megley(f): 7:46pm On Mar 27, 2020
No be only doctored, they'll soon see nursed and lab scienced

Sebi they've been silent?
They didn't shut the damn airports early enough, now they want to do damage control

They have not see anytin
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Presidency Restricts Villa Coverage To 13 Media Houses by megley(f): 10:24am On Mar 25, 2020
How many of them dey come before?

And what are exactly are they covering? Wetin una dey do exactly?

Abeg make we hear word!!!

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