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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye’s Manager, Olatunde Micheals (photos) by megley(f): 12:25pm On Mar 15, 2016
So it's true? They've actually split?
I love P Square.
I have a very bad feeling about their "break-up"
too bad! Was hoping they would somehow resolve the issues.
Education / Re: As A Teacher, How Can I Help Boost Confidence In A Timid Pupil by megley(f): 1:52pm On Mar 10, 2016
lookandlaff:



I admire her willingness to help her pupil and she should be commended for that. However, You should be worried that these are the kind of teachers we have teaching your children. She may be a graduate but she is obviously not a trained teacher, if she is she wasn't trained properly. Child pyschology is part of teacher training and even more worrisome is that she resorts to seeking advice from Nairaland majority of whom are idiots when the web is full of professional discussion forums dedicated to teaching, where teachers from all over the world share their experiences and get advice from professionals and colleagues.

My thoughts exactly.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: CNN Features Artist, Oresegun Olumide by megley(f): 1:17pm On Mar 10, 2016
san316:
This is what we should celebrate, not people photobombing other People's pictures.

This guy is super talented.

Okay. There's no place where we read that she did it intentionally. I'm sure she doesn't know what it means to photo-bomb.

I guess you should blame Ty Bello, or Olajumoke's creator who gave her features that Ty Bello found fit for a model.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Celebrates Women's Day With Mo Abudu,omoni Oboli, Omawumi by megley(f): 11:31am On Mar 09, 2016
[quote author=lilmax post=43600574]They all look scary :-

Lol!
How?
Religion / Re: Pregnant Bride Wears Yellow In Anglican Church Wedding (Photo) by megley(f): 4:59pm On Feb 28, 2016
I Don't get it. What's the sin? I'm guessing the fornication that led to pregnancy and not the pregnancy.

The church should have looked for a way to determine if they had sex before marriage and "punish" them accordingly.

Pregnancy is only a fallout of the sin. Are they saying that its okay to do the do As long as it doesn't result in pregnancy?

That's what it seems like and that's whack!

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Crime / Re: Baby Abandoned Inside Indomie Carton In Lagos by megley(f): 6:58pm On Feb 15, 2016
Stupid girls. Imagine if okajumoke had been dumped like this
Religion / Re: Nigerian Guy Replies Church That Asked God To Change Their Smell by megley(f): 8:49pm On Jan 23, 2016
siraj1402:
Yes now he is right,so many useless prayer points now a days.Wa pariwo ISO gigbona a jade ni idi e,so fun oluwa pe ipa wo lo gbe apoti konsonati at faweli le E lori,? grin

What's consonant and vowel doing in this prayer point?

Could you interprete please?
Family / Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by megley(f): 10:35pm On Jan 15, 2016
timilehing:
Now, this is funny

Sounds funny. Ya?
But it isn't o. It's a harrowing experience ... it's terrible.
Believe me.
Family / Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by megley(f): 10:30pm On Jan 15, 2016
[quote author=MYMINDER post=41999679]She is suffering from a disease called Enuresis. She needs to see a Urologist to examine her bladder and related organs.

The less water intake is not a cure, it can only ameliorate. In the interim, put on your alarm for 1am and wake her to go to the bathroom and empty her bladder even if she is not pressed.

A second one by 330pm that she take her to morning.

I don't believe it is spiritual, this is just usual talk by Nigerians because we live in a very diabolical environment. She should pray nonetheless because whatever you seek in life, go to God in supplication.

She was desperate to get married and avoided what would likely be a deal breaker. The Enuresis may be one of the reasons she was not yet married in her latter thirties until you met her and she succeeded in getting married to you by avoiding sleep over under the likely guise of morality.

I beg to differ. There's usually a spiritual angle to this kinda issue especially for someone this old.

I know .
Family / Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by megley(f): 10:27pm On Jan 15, 2016
SINNZ:

This is why I keep advising guys to test-drive that Ferrari before purchasing it.

Atleast you would've known it leaks fuel and have it fixed or replaced.

I feel you. But the religious folks would disagree.

Alternatively, do a thorough investigation. Somehow, some way you'd find out that something Like this was in the offing.
Family / Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by megley(f): 10:23pm On Jan 15, 2016
Lordprez:
Dude stop being a Fvckin crybaby... People leave marriages because of more serious sh!t like cheating and you're here beefin' your 1 week old marriage because she bed wets

Better divorce the lady, she doesn't deserve to be married to a kid like yourself


Buh till she signs the divorce papers... try doing what parents do... wake her up in the night to go ease herself and please, ah take God beg you try to be a human(you're definitely not a husband), and don't make her feel like a disgrace

#GodHelpTheBothOFYou... and happy married lifeundecided

You're da man! She shouldn't have kept this problem from him though. .. ain't fair
Religion / Re: Is This Biblically Right To Dance Break Dance And Do Stunt In Church? by megley(f): 8:00am On Jan 04, 2016
As long as its decent and not erotic. As long as the dancers are decently dressed and its all aimed at glorifying God, then it's all good.

In the book of psalms it says among other things "praise the Lord with dancing ..."

As long as its not seductive dance, its fine.

My opinion.

*as long as its not Erotic!, NOT intimate
Romance / Re: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by megley(f): 3:19pm On Nov 26, 2015
vizkiz:
so dem dey friendzone you untop 2go again Bros you need to pray oh undecided Let me give you prayer point.

You will say "oh Lord, every power of friendzone in my life, what are you waiting for? Die!!!!!!!!!! angry

shoutout to my Mfm brothers grin


Lwkmd!
Romance / Re: "Help, My Boyfriend Licks My Menstrual Blood" - Nigerian Lady Cries Out by megley(f): 6:21pm On Nov 08, 2015
I just wanna puke all over this thread! Eeeww!!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by megley(f): 4:18pm On Oct 29, 2015
Demigods:


Bro she did a pregnancy strip test she said the lines came out thicker and redder than before. Which means she is pregnant, yes I love her but I'm not working of thru wit school to marry her yet I don't want her to suffer now

Hopefully, the foetus hasn't been affected & is still intact.

Though u say ur not ready for marriage now, let her hav the baby. When, ur ready - marry her.

It is what it is.it has happened.

Wat were u thinking though? Having unprotected sex? Wen u knw ur not fully prepared 4d consequences? Huh?
Family / Re: Do You Encourage Beating Of Children By Teachers At Schools? by megley(f): 8:11am On Oct 27, 2015
If the child flouts he school's rules & flogging is the consequence - by all means. As long as its done correctively & not out of hatred & anger.

Different methods for different children. Som children u'll admonish & the'd heed ur words others need bulala

I warned my son about misplacing his biro eeveryday & thaty wenever it happens again he'd get 6strokes

Ithappened again & I had2 let him know dat I meant what I said. I gave him 6 wit a straight face

We've not had a case of misplaced biro since then

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Religion / Re: Is It Right For A Christian Wife To Say Things Like These During Sex? by megley(f): 1:48am On Oct 27, 2015
vizkiz:
now this is funny grin

Christian sex will be so Boring ehn. No different styles and experimentations

Pastor: oh, baby your pussay is so sweet, can you turn around let me work you from behind. I wanna suck your pussay till you cum on my face. Yeaaahhhhh, do you like that? Oh my, your boobs keeps looking fresh and succulent each day... Come baby, come and sit on my dick

Pastor 's wife: ha! Daddy, the devil is at work here!!!!!! shocked


Lol ... Na to slap d devil comot for the woman mouth na
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by megley(f): 8:53am On Oct 25, 2015
I'm sorry 4d previous long comment.
U asked for a coping mechanism. This is it: zero ur mind & tell urself this "most men cheat"
I didn't say all, & it shouldn't be your man. But it is what it is & as long as he doesn't rub it in ur face, then u'll be fine
If he denies it, its a sign dat he @least cares about ur feelings.

Be as loving as u know how 2b. Goodluck
**me & long comments. God help me
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by megley(f): 8:44am On Oct 25, 2015
Like someone said, in one of the comments above 'if u can't deal or cope wit a cheating husband, then don't go thru wit the wedding'

Now is d time 2decide on wat's best 4u. 4get about wat anybody'll think or say. Its ur life not theirs.

Ur not yet married. But again, if u break up wit him, wats d guarantee that d next person won't do same or even worse?

Yes, it hurts. But again, he's sensible enof to use protection. Plz giv ur mind rest & stop goin thru his stuff.

Some folks can handle a cheating spouse, ur obviously not one of them.
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by megley(f): 8:31am On Oct 25, 2015
Pineapp:
1a. He cares about you and is playing safe not to infect you with whatever infection he might be dinning with. sad

1b. He no wan give the girl belle. angry



2a. He's cheating and its glaring to you.

2b. If you cant stand it,walk away now that he's just a fiance. undecided



3.... He might have gotten the job of a major distributor for condoms lipsrsealed

Lmao @ no.3. Dear Lord!
Crime / Re: Man, 25, Docked For Allegedly Raping Boy by megley(f): 1:06pm On Oct 24, 2015
Depraved people everywhere

Some people don't care anymore where they stick their 'sadstick' as long as they stick it somewhere.

Maybe the poor boy no dey even wash nyash well.

Smh. Mentally unstable people everywhere
Fashion / Re: Photos Of MBGN 2015 Contestants Released By Silverbird by megley(f): 7:36pm On Oct 22, 2015
Miss Abia Delta & Kebbi thumbs up!
Miss zamfara - not bad

I don't understand d rest. Miss lagos though
Over all I think the make-up kindof masked their beauty
Family / Re: He Wants Sex Every Time by megley(f): 5:35pm On Oct 22, 2015
Every time? As in EVERY time?

HABA!!

Kpele. Sorry u hear? If I say something now it'll seem as if ... lipsrsealed
Hmmm
Literature / Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by megley(f): 1:02pm On Oct 22, 2015
I laughed unconrollably all thru, especially from d part where u met her. & ur description of her brown like sand teeth grin

Gr8 sense of humour. Looking 4ward 2d concluding part l

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Sports / Re: Emmanuel Emenike Retires From The National Team by megley(f): 8:10pm On Oct 20, 2015
Usjimy:
Is this now the new trend in Nigerian football that at the slightest provocation, the response is a retirement? I pray we won't be left with just the coach soon.

Tho...Me yaf retired from watching them tey-tey.

They probably took the retirement cue from you ... cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by megley(f): 9:27pm On Oct 19, 2015
Lol @ "the traffic is not of God" grin

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Literature / Re: One Night Stand by megley(f): 5:46pm On Oct 19, 2015
Good story. I wish it didn't end the way it did sha.

A little twist here & there & wouldn't have been bad, but its all good

Kudos!
Religion / Re: The Evil Called Pornography by megley(f): 3:31pm On Oct 18, 2015
imas:
Thanks OP, let me do the needful * smashes phone on the ground, destroys sim with mtn night plan* there, now am free at last. grin

cheesy... thank God 4ur freedom grin
Celebrities / Re: Students Mob Omotola At Government Girls College , Agege (Photos) by megley(f): 4:24pm On Oct 17, 2015
Omotola is blessed in every sense of the word ... smiley kiss
Career / Re: 6 Mistakes You Will Likely Make Between Age 20-30 AS A Young Nigerian by megley(f): 3:40pm On Oct 17, 2015
TRUE EDUCATION PREPARES YOU TO SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR CERTIFICATE.

So true! That just summarises the entire post.
Family / Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by megley(f): 2:35pm On Oct 17, 2015
xxxangel:
bros I hail oooo, u try wella jst prepare ur mind becos d kind meal u will be getin dis week even ur dog will shouting blood of jesus

Walahi!
Education / Re: My Friend Has Been Withdrawn From School, Should I Tell Her? by megley(f): 11:48pm On Oct 15, 2015
Withdrawn?

That's serious! Tell her already!

Ur friends, ya? So, beat around the bush for a bit then break it to her

U could start with "I really don't know how 2say this 2u but ...."

Then be prepared 4anything!

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