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If it looks like crap, smells like crap, tastes like crap, then it definitely is............. .... .



CRAPOLA!!!

What do these animals want?

And, do we have a government in this country

Ladies lure guys to bed?
Really? I thought it was the other way round.

austine4real:
Mayb the load is too much 4her to bear, wash clothes,cook,breastfeed,wash yansh


and u go com bak 4rm work remove ur smelling prik 4rm ur dirty boxers and say baby spread ur legs i want fvck,no intimacy no hw are u? No hw did ur day went


my broda u must b wicked oo aaah u must be D 2nd satan sef


do u communicate things to her,i mean hw u feel?

Aah! You harsh o. And funny too ...

So it's true? They've actually split?
I love P Square.
I have a very bad feeling about their "break-up"
too bad! Was hoping they would somehow resolve the issues.

lookandlaff:
I admire her willingness to help her pupil and she should be commended for that. However, You should be worried that these are the kind of teachers we have teaching your children. She may be a graduate but she is obviously not a trained teacher, if she is she wasn't trained properly. Child pyschology is part of teacher training and even more worrisome is that she resorts to seeking advice from Nairaland majority of whom are idiots when the web is full of professional discussion forums dedicated to teaching, where teachers from all over the world share their experiences and get advice from professionals and colleagues.

My thoughts exactly.

san316:
This is what we should celebrate, not people photobombing other People's pictures.

This guy is super talented.

Okay. There's no place where we read that she did it intentionally. I'm sure she doesn't know what it means to photo-bomb.

I guess you should blame Ty Bello, or Olajumoke's creator who gave her features that Ty Bello found fit for a model.

[quote author=lilmax post=43600574]They all look scary :-

Lol!
How?

I Don't get it. What's the sin? I'm guessing the fornication that led to pregnancy and not the pregnancy.

The church should have looked for a way to determine if they had sex before marriage and "punish" them accordingly.

Pregnancy is only a fallout of the sin. Are they saying that its okay to do the do As long as it doesn't result in pregnancy?

That's what it seems like and that's whack!

Stupid girls. Imagine if okajumoke had been dumped like this

siraj1402:
Yes now he is right,so many useless prayer points now a days.Wa pariwo ISO gigbona a jade ni idi e,so fun oluwa pe ipa wo lo gbe apoti konsonati at faweli le E lori,?

What's consonant and vowel doing in this prayer point?

Could you interprete please?

timilehing:
Now, this is funny

Sounds funny. Ya?
But it isn't o. It's a harrowing experience ... it's terrible.
Believe me.

[quote author=MYMINDER post=41999679]She is suffering from a disease called Enuresis. She needs to see a Urologist to examine her bladder and related organs.

The less water intake is not a cure, it can only ameliorate. In the interim, put on your alarm for 1am and wake her to go to the bathroom and empty her bladder even if she is not pressed.

A second one by 330pm that she take her to morning.

I don't believe it is spiritual, this is just usual talk by Nigerians because we live in a very diabolical environment. She should pray nonetheless because whatever you seek in life, go to God in supplication.

She was desperate to get married and avoided what would likely be a deal breaker. The Enuresis may be one of the reasons she was not yet married in her latter thirties until you met her and she succeeded in getting married to you by avoiding sleep over under the likely guise of morality.

I beg to differ. There's usually a spiritual angle to this kinda issue especially for someone this old.

I know .

SINNZ:
This is why I keep advising guys to test-drive that Ferrari before purchasing it.

Atleast you would've known it leaks fuel and have it fixed or replaced.

I feel you. But the religious folks would disagree.

Alternatively, do a thorough investigation. Somehow, some way you'd find out that something Like this was in the offing.

Lordprez:
Dude stop being a Fvckin crybaby... People leave marriages because of more serious sh!t like cheating and you're here beefin' your 1 week old marriage because she bed wets

Better divorce the lady, she doesn't deserve to be married to a kid like yourself


Buh till she signs the divorce papers... try doing what parents do... wake her up in the night to go ease herself and please, ah take God beg you try to be a human(you're definitely not a husband), and don't make her feel like a disgrace

#GodHelpTheBothOFYou... and happy married life

You're da man! She shouldn't have kept this problem from him though. .. ain't fair

As long as its decent and not erotic. As long as the dancers are decently dressed and its all aimed at glorifying God, then it's all good.

In the book of psalms it says among other things "praise the Lord with dancing ..."

As long as its not seductive dance, its fine.

My opinion.

*as long as its not Erotic!, NOT intimate

vizkiz:
so dem dey friendzone you untop 2go again Bros you need to pray oh Let me give you prayer point.

You will say "oh Lord, every power of friendzone in my life, what are you waiting for? Die!!!!!!!!!!

shoutout to my Mfm brothers

Lwkmd!

I just wanna puke all over this thread! Eeeww!!

Demigods:
Bro she did a pregnancy strip test she said the lines came out thicker and redder than before. Which means she is pregnant, yes I love her but I'm not working of thru wit school to marry her yet I don't want her to suffer now

Hopefully, the foetus hasn't been affected & is still intact.

Though u say ur not ready for marriage now, let her hav the baby. When, ur ready - marry her.

It is what it is.it has happened.

Wat were u thinking though? Having unprotected sex? Wen u knw ur not fully prepared 4d consequences? Huh?

If the child flouts he school's rules & flogging is the consequence - by all means. As long as its done correctively & not out of hatred & anger.

Different methods for different children. Som children u'll admonish & the'd heed ur words others need bulala

I warned my son about misplacing his biro eeveryday & thaty wenever it happens again he'd get 6strokes

Ithappened again & I had2 let him know dat I meant what I said. I gave him 6 wit a straight face

We've not had a case of misplaced biro since then

vizkiz:
now this is funny

Christian sex will be so Boring ehn. No different styles and experimentations

Pastor: oh, baby your pussay is so sweet, can you turn around let me work you from behind. I wanna suck your pussay till you cum on my face. Yeaaahhhhh, do you like that? Oh my, your boobs keeps looking fresh and succulent each day... Come baby, come and sit on my dick

Pastor 's wife: ha! Daddy, the devil is at work here!!!!!!

Lol ... Na to slap d devil comot for the woman mouth na

I'm sorry 4d previous long comment.
U asked for a coping mechanism. This is it: zero ur mind & tell urself this "most men cheat"
I didn't say all, & it shouldn't be your man. But it is what it is & as long as he doesn't rub it in ur face, then u'll be fine
If he denies it, its a sign dat he @least cares about ur feelings.

Be as loving as u know how 2b. Goodluck
**me & long comments. God help me

Like someone said, in one of the comments above 'if u can't deal or cope wit a cheating husband, then don't go thru wit the wedding'

Now is d time 2decide on wat's best 4u. 4get about wat anybody'll think or say. Its ur life not theirs.

Ur not yet married. But again, if u break up wit him, wats d guarantee that d next person won't do same or even worse?

Yes, it hurts. But again, he's sensible enof to use protection. Plz giv ur mind rest & stop goin thru his stuff.

Some folks can handle a cheating spouse, ur obviously not one of them.

Pineapp:
1a. He cares about you and is playing safe not to infect you with whatever infection he might be dinning with.

1b. He no wan give the girl belle.



2a. He's cheating and its glaring to you.

2b. If you cant stand it,walk away now that he's just a fiance.



3.... He might have gotten the job of a major distributor for condoms

Lmao @ no.3. Dear Lord!

Depraved people everywhere

Some people don't care anymore where they stick their 'sadstick' as long as they stick it somewhere.

Maybe the poor boy no dey even wash nyash well.

Smh. Mentally unstable people everywhere

Miss Abia Delta & Kebbi thumbs up!
Miss zamfara - not bad

I don't understand d rest. Miss lagos though
Over all I think the make-up kindof masked their beauty

Every time? As in EVERY time?

HABA!!

Kpele. Sorry u hear? If I say something now it'll seem as if ...
Hmmm

Usjimy:
Is this now the new trend in Nigerian football that at the slightest provocation, the response is a retirement? I pray we won't be left with just the coach soon.

Tho...Me yaf retired from watching them tey-tey.

They probably took the retirement cue from you ...

Lol @ "the traffic is not of God"

imas:
Thanks OP, let me do the needful * smashes phone on the ground, destroys sim with mtn night plan* there, now am free at last.

... thank God 4ur freedom