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Travel / Re: Major Blow For Foreign Airlines As FG Shuts Abuja, Lagos Airport In A Few Days by megley(f): 12:40pm On Mar 21, 2020
If you see the way Chinese people trooped into the airport yesterday, and on Thursday, I was afraid to breathe

The sight of them just creeps me out.
What's wrong with this country and the leaders gaan??

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Frodd Evicted From Big Brother House by megley(f): 8:48pm On Oct 06, 2019
Skmoda360:

Girl wetin....with plastic yansh
cheesy cheesy

I've been looking at the nyash and suspecting it
Nairaland / General / Re: Jos: Keke Driver With No Phone Returns Laptop And Wallet Of A Passenger by megley(f): 10:17am On Sep 02, 2019
arodavoo:
Naija go better...

Contact me to get your organic product to solve your skin problem

I'm interested. How do I gerrit?
Crime / Re: SARS Assaults A Boy And His Mother In Edo (Photos) by megley(f): 10:37pm On Aug 27, 2019
Which kind stupid country be dis?
Celebrities / Re: Oluwatunmise Oluyede Fled To America After COZA Rape Allegation - Kemi Olunloyo by megley(f): 5:55pm On Aug 05, 2019
carterguccy:
Yeeps !!! The Church shall stand against the gates of Hell !!! Its a win win for Coza grin

Aaaaaahhhh

Examining her something??

All shades of wrong!
Crime / Re: 12-year-old Girl Impregnated By Rapist In Benue, Gives Birth by megley(f): 5:26pm On Aug 05, 2019
Whaaaaaat?? cry cry cry

CS at 12??

No ooooo

Where is the animal who raped her

cry cry cry
Politics / Re: 5 Million Nigerians Lifted Out Of Extreme Poverty In Three Years - Buhari by megley(f): 2:44pm On Aug 02, 2019
Ay77:
Hustle Ooo make buhari no talk say you dey part of the 5million he Lifted from poverty!!


Lol! Dat is ehn??!!

I taya for this country
Crime / Re: Lesson Teacher Defiles 13-Year-Old Student In Lagos, Says She Seduced Him by megley(f): 1:59pm On Mar 24, 2019
angry He had sex with her to let peace reign.




One of the most idiotic things I've ever read/heard ... Had sex with a minor to let peace reign... Lord have mercy!!!
Crime / Re: How Ladies Travel Out To Eat Poo Of Arab Men In Dubai Porta Potty Story by megley(f): 8:44am On Mar 09, 2019
Worst thing I've ever read or heard in my life!

Shit!!!

I feel like puking

Hope I don't remember this story when I wanna have breakfast or any time I wanna eat.

Who sent me to open this post sef!

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Celebrities / Re: Eli Waduba Yusuf Draws Kevin Hart. He Reacts (Photos) by megley(f): 7:01pm On Feb 27, 2019
My God, my God!

This is beyond awesome

Bless you both

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Romance / Re: Valentine: Sierra Leonean Slay Mama's Sex & Health Advice Goes Viral. Reactions by megley(f): 4:56pm On Feb 14, 2019
why's her face like that?
Health / Re: My Horrible Experience With Heat Yesterday Night by megley(f): 10:04am On Jan 19, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Abuja is still very cold. Have to hug my blanket and pillow most nights.


Lagos is just a dump. Told myself long ago I won't wanna settle down in such chaotic state. How can one's life span no reduce with such stress?

Nobody who wants to remain sane should live in Lagos.
Same thing I told myself about 4years ago,... I'll never live in Lagos... Until an unfortunate circumstance brought me here

This place is whack
I used to say "people in Lagos need psychiatric evaluation" ... I've been here for 2years and 5months , I'm yet to go for a psychiatric evaluation!

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Investment / Re: 3 Things Not To Buy In January by megley(f): 9:36pm On Jan 18, 2019
2extremes:
Na person wey get money dey buy all these. Never knew how valuable garri can be. Have drank garri for 2 weeks straight for now. Even if i go for medical test now, my blood will just be starch.


Lord of mercy!!! � � � laugh have kee me
Family / Re: Photo Of A Crippled Woman Striving With Her Child by megley(f): 4:32pm On Jan 18, 2019
So, a sane man's dick can actually rise at the sight of this woman

Instead of pity you have an erection??

FOR REAL!!!
Crime / Re: Young Air Force Officer Killed By Policeman At ATM In Calabar. Photos by megley(f): 5:47am On Dec 28, 2018
The fool of a policeman could shoot, but couldn't shoot into the air, abi?

Baga lizard!!

See how he's wasted someone's life!
Mtsheeeeeew! I keep wondering the kind of training they give them in that their so-called police college
Travel / Re: Many Burnt Beyond Recognition In A Terrible Accident In Kogi(graphic Photos) by megley(f): 3:42am On Dec 20, 2018
Tufia kwa!!!

Uwa ojoo na ndu alighilighi
Family / Re: Ebhohimen Innocent Lists His 2018 Achievements, To Inspire Others (photos) by megley(f): 6:01am On Dec 16, 2018
Okay.

What does he do?

It doesn't say in the narrative or did I miss that?

WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING
Politics / Re: Atiku: I Started Out As An Orphan Selling Firewood On The Streets In Adamawa by megley(f): 9:24pm On Nov 19, 2018
And you're telling us now because.....?

Oh, yeah... You want our vote!!!

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Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by megley(f): 4:50pm On Sep 24, 2018
He helped you our of a tight corner once, its only proper for you to help him out now that he's in a fix.

If you truly love him as you say you do, help him out, but I wouldn't advise you give him 700k... Thats more that 70% of what you have in ur akant, sorry... Account

Give him what you feel you can conveniently part with
Crime / Re: Female Corper Threatened To Pay N150,000 Or Have Her Nudes Leaked by megley(f): 11:46am On Sep 01, 2018
WORMS EVERYWHERE!!!

AAARGGGHH!!
Celebrities / Re: Aretha Franklin Is Dead! by megley(f): 6:30pm On Aug 16, 2018
cry
Rest in peace till we meet to part no more
Politics / Re: "PDP Corruption Stench Still Suffocates Nigerians" - APC Says by megley(f): 6:43pm On Aug 13, 2018
All of them should go and sit down abeg

They're all one and the same... Suffocating the populace with their nonsense

Mtcheeew!!!
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Warns Men To Stop Sending Her Dick Photos by megley(f): 9:39pm On Jul 13, 2018
Benjaniblinks:
Imagine, Showin Somebody Your Prick? angry

Disgusting. Sickening, right?
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Breakup? by megley(f): 6:26am On Jun 18, 2018
XingXhang:

Move On...

To where?

Family / Re: Man Calls For Reintroduction Of Ekpo-Nka-Owo Spirit That Punishes Cheating Wives by megley(f): 5:49pm On Apr 27, 2018
Um.. How about bringing the Yada Yada yadum that punishes men for same abomination?
I guess that day will never come?
Hmmmmmmmm
Crime / Re: Greek Woman: "Edo Ashawo Infected My Married Nigerian Friend With HIV" (Video) by megley(f): 5:44pm On Apr 27, 2018
So, I'm thinking "who's fault is it? The Edo bizwoman or the man who just had to stick his equipment somewhere unsheathed "
Family / Re: Husband Damages Wife's Phone With Cutlass For Not Telling Him Her Password.Photo by megley(f): 8:47pm On Feb 22, 2018
He should have just killed her instead of slicing the phone in two, abi? So that the matter go end once and for all, abi?

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Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo: "I Was Not Paid To Confess, I Will Name My Sponsors In Court" by megley(f): 12:37pm On Jan 31, 2018
[quote author=bibiking7 post=64652918][b]


If it looks like crap, smells like crap, tastes like crap, then it definitely is............. .... . lipsrsealed



CRAPOLA!!!
Crime / Re: Man Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen In Bilachi, Adamawa (Graphic Photos) by megley(f): 11:11am On Dec 23, 2017
What do these animals want?

And, do we have a government in this country
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed by megley(f): 4:38pm On Apr 02, 2016
Ladies lure guys to bed?
Really? I thought it was the other way round.
Family / Re: My Wife Feels Little Or No Urge For Intimacy... Please Advice by megley(f): 7:04pm On Apr 01, 2016
austine4real:
Mayb the load is too much 4her to bear, wash clothes,cook,breastfeed,wash yansh


and u go com bak 4rm work remove ur smelling prik 4rm ur dirty boxers and say baby spread ur legs i want fvck,no intimacy no hw are u? No hw did ur day went


my broda u must b wicked oo aaah u must be D 2nd satan sef


do u communicate things to her,i mean hw u feel?

Aah! You harsh o. And funny too ... cheesy grin

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