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Family › Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by mejai(m): 3:28pm On Feb 04, 2020
All this Una sex stories sef..... Just weird stuff don already change to sex affairs.



Why would a visitor use my towel to clean their body? Especially the butt-crack? That's the weirdest thing I can't stomach.
Car Talk › Re: Pls How Much Is The A/C Compressor Of Corolla 09 by mejai(m): 8:52pm On Feb 03, 2020
nurey:
NUREY doesn't know everything, I will sit this one out
grin
Family › Re: Inexperienced Newly Married Man Needs Your Advice by mejai(m): 12:03am On Feb 03, 2020
I just don't give a damn.
My own craze is for the Op to catch the brother and beat him with plank men.
Car Talk › Re: My Corolla Not Coming Up After Longer Hours In Traffic by mejai(m): 11:49pm On Feb 02, 2020
SeaQ:
Instead of buying an internal Combustion Engine (ICE) car, why don't you try and Electric Vehicle that is easier and cheaper to maintain.
Visit www.opaEv.com to read more on Electric Vehicles
Is this your solution to the problem or are carried away by the babe too huh
Car Talk › Re: How Do I Go About Finding This Stolen Corolla Vehicle? by mejai(m): 11:44pm On Feb 02, 2020
Tlontin:
Steering lock yes... the car has security.. there’s something that must be pressed before starting.. funny how it was easy for them to move.
Arrest whoever that installed whatever to be pressed. Also, arrest your closest person that u feel dat knows where the security button is.
Out of the two, one must open up.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:20pm On Feb 02, 2020
tojahh:
Damnnnnn nigarrrrrr

AngryIgboMan will not even bring himself to such argument. Guy too straight for pettiness.
lol @ Damnnnnn nigarrrr.
Dat guy is another case on NL. He will soon be noticed grin
Autos › Re: ⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔ Clean 2020 Mercedes Benz Gt63s ////////amg.....price call by mejai(m): 5:23pm On Jan 31, 2020
Sama us with more pics. Swt ride
Crime › Re: Sad: Mass Burial Held For Victims Of Recent Plateau Killings (photos) by mejai(m): 9:21pm On Jan 30, 2020
Water runaway my eyes cry
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mejai(m): 5:38pm On Jan 30, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
The first three speeds go through the fan resistor, which acts as a voltage regulator for lower fan speeds. The 4th speed goes direct to the fan. It's possible the switching mechanism is stuck at 4, which will undermine all other instructions. Start by pulling the main battery and retrying .
The battery pulling couldn't reset it. I dug further and the control switch was the issue. I had it repaired (replacement part couldn't be seen in the market). Thanks dude.
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mejai(m): 7:50am On Jan 30, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
The first three speeds go through the fan resistor, which acts as a voltage regulator for lower fan speeds. The 4th speed goes direct to the fan. It's possible the switching mechanism is stuck at 4, which will undermine all other instructions. Start by pulling the main battery and retrying .
Ok Man. Let me try it
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mejai(m): 9:55pm On Jan 29, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
pic of AC controls pls
Exactly this... I could get mine 2moro morning
At zero, it is still blowing like at 4

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mejai(m): 8:54pm On Jan 29, 2020
Gazzuzz, evening. What could possibly cause a car Ac not to shut off at '0' position. I increased to '4' and it got stuck there. All attempts to rectify it... No way. It still blows on highest even at zero.
As usual... 08 corolla, SA.
Location: Enugu.
Health › Re: Pre Cum : Beware, You Can Get Pregnant (18+ only) by mejai(m): 7:50pm On Jan 27, 2020
I can link u to someone that can help u



















































































He sells babies products. Congrats grin
Politics › Re: Northern Groups Back Amotekun, Demand ‘Operation Shege Ka Fasa’ by mejai(m): 10:27am On Jan 26, 2020
B.S.S...... By Nnamdi Kanu...... Opening everyone's eyes
Celebrities › Re: Miss Niger Delta Diaspora 2020 Freda Fred Bruce Leaked Sultry Photos by mejai(m): 4:58am On Jan 22, 2020
This one Na kung fu babe
Politics › Re: Nobody Took Mock Coffin To Ugwuanyi’s House – Enugu Youths by mejai(m): 4:56am On Jan 22, 2020
Whatever! My eyes are still heavy. Couldn't read. Summary please?
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Corolla 2007 Vs Potiac Vibe 2007 by mejai(m): 3:54am On Jan 21, 2020
sultaan:
By the time you replace you taillights ECU, window switches a couple of times then you will know which one is cheaper.

Last time you saw a thread for stolen car I can bet my last salary it was not a Vibe
Word!!!
Car Talk › Re: Good Compact SUV From 2009-12 by mejai(m): 4:03pm On Jan 19, 2020
Volvo Xc90
Car Talk › Re: Sienna Vibrates When Break Is Applied by mejai(m): 8:25pm On Jan 18, 2020
ORAGAMYFARMS:
Engine braking.

Manual transmission, switch to lower gear in quick succession, from 5, to 3 to 2 then to 1 and finally use your hand brake when the car is at a lower speed, if crash is imminent before car comes to halt, use the road bolders by side swiping to slow or stop vehicle to avoid rear ramming car infront.

Automatic transmission, release your foot from the brake or accelerator, switch the gear to lower gear D3, D2, L etc depending on what type of gear your are using and control the car with the steering. Never switch to Park or Reverse with automatic transmission, you can destroy the transmission leading to free gear or the TCM would simply switch the gear to limp mode "Neutral" and car would still maintain it's initial speed leading to crash.
But cars like Honda accord, if u put it in D3.... Won't u take off like an F16 grin
or new Benz models with only PRND. What happens?
Car Talk › Re: ......ARE THESE WINTERS TIRES.... by mejai(m): 8:16pm On Jan 18, 2020
I once used 4 tyres like that and later I discovered they were all winter tyres. They were making tapping noise when being driven.
I later lost two on Benin-ore expressway. They blew on their own. Though I suspected hot temperature with speed of average160km/h.
Luckily, it happened when I slowed down.
Health › Re: Dark Patches On My Skin. Dermatologists, Please Help. by mejai(m): 7:50pm On Jan 18, 2020
Any blood transfusion?
STD?
Trace allergy?

If negative, guess I have to dial 911, an alien needs to be captured.
Soon you may transform.

Sorry sha
Properties › Re: Who Is To Pay Tenement Rate: Landlord Or Tenant? by mejai(m): 1:35pm On Jan 18, 2020
Slap and headbutt the lawyer. He is a thief sad
Politics › Re: Meet Chioma Uzodinma, Imo First Lady (Photos) by mejai(m): 7:44pm On Jan 17, 2020
midnighter:
Exactly...so sad

Well maybe the first wife is happy wherever she ishuh She may have been the one to divorce him, who knows...
The first wife is not enjoying the best of life. In fact she is suffering. The man blocked the kids from reaching out to her until recently, the kids started acting on their own.


She lives somewhere at okomaiko, Lagos.
The man doesn't give a damn about her.

But I don't know the reason from the man's angle.
Science/Technology › Re: Brain Freeze: Russian Firm Offers Path To Immortality For A Fee by mejai(m): 2:49pm On Jan 17, 2020
IME1:
I served in Sokoto State many years ago and it was an awesome experience
Used an open air bathroom and toilet all through grin
Slept on floor, ok the mattress was that flat, all through lipsrsealed
Had little knowledge of the language or terrain
Experienced sand storm twice
Experienced terrible cold and heat, brokenness and hunger, alone and typhoid
But in all these when the time came to go, I packed my bags and bade my lovely city goodbye

No matter how much I loved my time there, I had to move on.
Even if I go there now it won't be the same because the good friends, employers, colleagues, churchmates and neighbours and yes henemies I shared that time and experience with are no longer there
It would be for me like a stranger in Moscow

At my age now, at times 2 the number now with a decade toppings, why will I want to still press to live longer than God wills? Who will be with me then? My great great great grandchildren abi? Their parents and grant parents and great grand parents? Abi lalasticlala or little Emmanuela

My grandfather would have been 98 this year but before he died he told me that he felt like there was no one for him to gist with because most of his age mates and contemporaries had passed. When he became ill, he asked that we let him go and not spend on unnecessary medical tourism. This was a man that had travelled far and wide and had great great grand children and everything he wanted.

So if a Russian is frozen in 2020 with all the things going on now, when he wakes up in 2222 or let me not exaggerate, 2099 or 2100, what would he want to do?

It's the same way I find it had to follow most contemporary songs, I still dance to my 70s, 80s, 90s jamz then by 2100 you would want me to dance to what now? talk about what now? Live with who now? Work which work?

I beg shift... make them go look for solution to, I mean permanent solutions to asthma, epilepsy, AIDS, cancer, hepatitis series, sickle cell anaemia, dementia, down syndrome and other things that are plaguing the NOW world please, I beg, please
QED!!!
Politics › Re: Enugu host fund raising dinner for Abuja 2020 Para Powerlifting World Cup by mejai(m): 6:58am On Jan 17, 2020
Audio Governor grin
As he don see mmanya, he will be the last to leavegrin
Car Talk › Re: 07 Camry Gear 13 Pin by mejai(m): 11:27am On Jan 16, 2020
obotubong:
Jesus ���
oh lawd grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Humans, Especially Men, Have So Much Lust For Sex? by mejai(m): 7:43am On Jan 15, 2020
Una don spoil finish. Make we sell dis country nah.
I still maintain and support d motion dat man loves sex more than woman.
If not for conscience, me personally I love new cunts every time. I can't go back to same cunt after tasting it twice.
Romance › Re: Please Help Am Married But I Have Strong Feelings For My Sister’s Boyfriend by mejai(m): 7:32am On Jan 15, 2020
Confess to ur husband( if Na me) and watch ur marriage crash. Cos I will be suspecting u with the guy if he eventually marries ur sis. Unless u dey marry weakling as a husband. U don't love the guy, u lust for his dik. And as soon as he gives it to you, Una eyes go clear like Adam, Eve and the snake for garden of Eden grin
Respect ursef o.
Car Talk › Re: Nissan Almera Car Sale. by mejai(m): 10:45pm On Jan 14, 2020
Bia OP, respect. Ursef dia.
Car Talk › Re: 99% Of Nigerian Fatal Road Accidents Occur In Japanese Vehicles by mejai(m): 6:00pm On Jan 14, 2020
KINGreignn:
She died in a Camry.
grin uncle lomo, u r just wicked grin
She died in the safest and most luxurious of all. The S-class!
Politics › Re: Enugu’s Masterplan: Between Political Correctness And Municipal Expediency by mejai(m): 5:56am On Jan 13, 2020
Whatever!!! Let him fix d roads in Enugu o. I am tired of driving on jagara-jagara road.
Let him retun Enugu as it was when he took over.
Pets › Re: Ball Pythons Available For Sale by mejai(m): 11:21am On Jan 12, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
happy sales
grin

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