₦airaland Forum

Estharfabian:
What's Watery "Sperm"??


I thought those DISGUSTING looking things/fluids were meant to be Liquid?? hence, WATERY!

with what I am seeing you might have been from a watery sperm....

[kendrick lamar]
Money trees
Hiipower
King kunta
Alright
Swimming pool
Bitch don't kill my vibe
The Blacker the berry

[J cole]
She knows
Apparently
A tale of two cities
January 28
Born a sinner
No role models
Love yours
In the morning

[honourable mentions]
Cheerleader by omi
Hotline bling by drake
Energy by drake
Sorry by Justin bieber
Yoga by Janelle monae
Take me to church by hozier
Locked away by Rcity ft adam levine
Let her go by passenger
Running by naughty boy ft Beyonce
Know yourself by drake
Cleaning my closet by angel haze
Battle cry by angel haze ft sia
Same love by macklemore
R.I.C.O by meek mill and drake
Patience by nas and damien marley
Friends by nas and marley

[sia]
Alive
Lullaby
Breathe me
Big girls cry
Dressed in black
Eye of the needle
Salted wound
Chandelier

[Eminem]
Every song

[another honorable mentions]
Selena gomez
Taylor swift
Meghan trainor
Charlie puth
Enya
Lorde
Owl city
Wiz khalifa
wale
Nicki minaj
Rihanna(dance in the dark, half me, better have my money... Etc)
Arianna grande
Ellie Goulding
Sam Smith
And a whole host of other musicians.

9ja4Change:
It was successful

What really happened then?

9ja4Change:
I was posted to Dutse, Jigawa State for my mobilisation, but on getting to camp while registering, my fingerprints could not match the one on their data. I begged and appealed to them to reconsider and help me but to no avail.

I was told by the camp officials that I only have to be re-mobilised for next batch!!!

My predicament is, I don't know what to do coz an official told me I should wait until when next batch A are registering online to correct any abnormalities. I asked should I complain to my school to re-send my name? He said no, that my name is already on their portal.

Am currently confused and don't know what to do! Please, can someone help?

was your registration successful without any hitch? And were you the one that registered?

Hmm.... Dis tin get as e be o

abbaapple:

talk na

abbaapple:
Did a borehole! And u?

yet to go for service.... Stream 2..... How did you source for funds?

abbaapple:
Hop so man! Oluwa is involved.

What was your project?

MbadaMikonTee:
I graduated from Unizik Awka..posted 2 Delta Stream 1 28thOct iselle Uku camp... Add me up on whatsapp Famz 08066687408

we already have a whatsapp group... Let me add you

Will stream 1 be posted before stream 2 or will it be at the same time?

Delta, stream 2....add 070

nkiru91:
Please, is it possible to change the state you were posted to? If yes, how does one go about it? I don't mean redeployment, I mean changing the state you are posted to and printing a new call up letter bearing a different state

it's not possible, your details has already been uploaded to the initial state you were posted to.... Redeployment is the only remedy here

Everyone na stream one.... Emeka, delta stream 2

Wreetah:
Abeg who else got Delta state? Stream 1

delta, stream 2

Team Delta

It's not 2:1....it's 2¹... And luckily for me I was able to graduate with 2¹ from a prestigious university but I don't see the need for this thread, @op. This can bring about discrimination, even worst, graduating with a high grade is not a guarantee for anything in life, you will have to work more on yourself, on skill acquisition but more importantly on your Ego.
being underestimated is the greatest skill one can have.....

Hehehehe

I just found my MILF in Kemi Adeosun... Hole she will understand my skewed accent

Op we are in the same boat o, I sometimes get scared of my pretty bod and face, sometimes I feel like everyone is targeting me... Whenever I walk eyes will stare in fact I don't know what to do anymore. I can't even differentiate my village people from those that admire my pretty face,, everyone is just staring

Dlee1:
Good morning Meklex,
I have downloaded those apps... awesome. Here are the screenshots. Once again, thank you.

you're welcome

Dlee1:
Hello Meklex,
thanks for your reply. Since androphp and phprunner are not offline usable, I think I will still hold on for now. I'm still learning with HTML.

they are offline

Dlee1:
Can one use php on android phone?

I started with php on my android.
Download androphp or phprunner(they act as a xampp server)
Download droidedit(to type in your codes, it has syntax highlighting) cheers

DonPsymon:
Cc mistabiola
Haywire1
Dossylvanus
Elmisti



And all the mad folks on here


Coman help ya mad broda

lol, I'm far from mad o, na psychological thingy and e get medical explanation.

goldenone:
Meklex please just get to camp and beat the commandant peach and burgundy first so that they will know you mean business! Don't thank me!

thanks, I will heed your advice

Guys please I have this psychological problem of always fighting soldiers, I usually beat them black and blue, whether they are muscular, skinny or both I always find a way to give them a brutal KO.... And soldiers they fear me now.... My question is, is there any way I can obtain an acknowledgement from the barracks that I am a chronic soldier beater which I will submit in camp to warn the soldiers or should I just go to camp and beat up two to three soldiers so that they can get the message loud and clear??

I will make 2¹ so that I can appear on NL Frontpage

Please send at - meklex1@gmail.com

bchi:
please how can going into learning programming language without having a laptop?

you can do much more with your android phone since you currently don't have a lappy.
For Java download 'AIDE' it will help you learn interactively and also to code both pure java codes and Android development.

For python download 'Qpython'

For c++ download 'cppdroid' or 'c4droid'.

All these apps can be gotten from play store...... Happy coding

Darkchocolate:
Awwww.... How lovely ...

it's always lovely helping people out... You go soon receive alert

Mutaino7:
the kine gbogiri wey dem do ontop that gal i don xpect say she go don born by now..abi da vinci don invent postinor give am............

na so my brother

kannymoore:
Hasn't been "cancelled" technically yet, they Still have one more season to run before it ends. I think the 3rd season is supposed to begin sometime this month.

The ones that pained me the most are Constantine and Forever... how they ended those two shows and silly ass shows like "Last Man on Earth" get renewed makes me scratch my head everytime.

Meanwhile, longtime no see. How's life treating you? What's new?

Abeg o make them start the season 3 o, I can't get enough of da vinci genius character and Lucretia Donati who have a flair for losing her dress every now and then

Darkchocolate:
Well... The older the wine, the ... Bla bla bla (Can't remember the rest but I'm sure you know it)

..... The better it tastes, me sef like 'em vintage.
My name na Meklex, I am still myself and I like you,, talk your own