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Romance › Re: I Love Her But She's Already In A Relationship by mellow(m): 5:34pm On Nov 24, 2007

I don't know why we are here screeming wolf. what if the babe in question is weening for him?

That the girl's friend told him the r/tionship is bendable means that the relationship is struggling

to survive in other words, the girl need a prince in shinning armour to come rescue her, so why

not our man here?

My dear poster, just woo her like you will any other girl and let things flow naturally. What's yours is yours

and what's not will always find a way of escape, so the hunting continues. The babe has the resreved

prerogative to either flow with you or remain with the incubent. The decision is not yours, the other guy

or even the nairalanders for that matter.[/color][color=#990000]

Health › Re: There Is A health helper In House That Answers Your Health Questions by mellow(m): 3:31pm On Nov 24, 2007

@ MasterUwem your case na serious one. na God you need.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Business › Re: Interswitch Update by mellow(op): 3:19pm On Nov 24, 2007

Thank you very much. I suspected something like that that was why i need advice.

I have not giving them any info and will not do it. I will go my bank on monday and

have a chat with them.[/color][color=#990000]

Business › Interswitch Update by mellow(op): 2:28pm On Nov 24, 2007

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I just recieved this message now on my Tahoomail. Please, have anybody recieved this kind of message before?

If yes, please, what is it about? I don't know if it is another fraudulant practice or not. Please, advice.

PS. Seun, if this is not the right place for it to be, Please, kind move it to the right section.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Romance › Re: Men, Why Una No Wan Marry by mellow(m): 2:03pm On Nov 24, 2007

The same reason why you no marry. Na you we de wait for.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The Next Pride Of Kennis Music? by mellow(m): 1:13pm On Nov 24, 2007

could be me. Who knows[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Family › Re: A Friend Of Mine Was Beaten To A Pulp By The Wife by mellow(m): 11:58am On Nov 24, 2007

The Wife beat the husband to a puls, so what did she do with the paste?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Christianity Etc › Re: Child Abuse In My Church by mellow(m): 11:49am On Nov 24, 2007

This Thread lack substance. Name the church or forever remain silent.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Family › Re: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by mellow(m): 11:04am On Nov 24, 2007

naijacutee:
What is "Chelsea"?

Chealsea Football club of Nigeria. Sorry London r is it UK? Whatever.

Chealsea dry gin. It is the oyibo equivalent of monkey tail, Okro, kai-Kai, and so on and

so fifth. Got the gist?[/color][color=#990000]

Jokes Etc › Re: My Love Letter To Clemcykul by mellow(m): 10:53am On Nov 24, 2007

ituen hmmmmmmmmm, The gods are wise o. [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Jokes Etc › Re: My Love Letter To Clemcykul by mellow(m): 5:31pm On Nov 23, 2007

You can say that again.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Family › Re: The Art Of Adultery: Why? by mellow(m): 5:29pm On Nov 23, 2007

The first speaker has spoke it is now time for me to sparke, so

where were we?[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: My Love Letter To Clemcykul by mellow(m): 5:24pm On Nov 23, 2007

God does not forbid afterall Jesus turned H₂O into wine. Just remember that the the only

way to solve this eguation is to use the hero's formular (almighty ) and if the eguation come in sgaure

make sure you divide both side by the sgaure root that way you will be save but if not SALTKID will have to apply

the formular of parrallelogramme and poison thearem to wrestle her from your pinch point.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: My Love Letter To Clemcykul by mellow(m): 5:14pm On Nov 23, 2007

Migines hope you know that the road to clems heart is very undulating? filled with

anticline and sincline and when you tend to view her from an angle of 90 degrees make

sure that the binaculars are set with an infared device that can reduce the effect

of the red eye or you will end up 6 feet below sea level.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: baddddddd joke!!! by mellow(m): 4:47pm On Nov 23, 2007

Cracking my ribs[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: Banging And Banking by mellow(m): 4:38pm On Nov 23, 2007

Why do you lose interest? I thought there is a follow up?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Non- Challant Attitude Of Nairalanders Including You! by mellow(m): 4:34pm On Nov 23, 2007

Sorry dear, but I can't remember what thread that is? Please, remind us.[/color][color=#990000]

Jokes Etc › Re: I Have A Dream! by mellow(m): 11:56am On Nov 23, 2007

saucekid:
@ ayusman

he's our gateman's son

Saltkit you have come again.

2 migines i de feel you [/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Need Friends That Resides In Port Harcourt by mellow(m): 9:44am On Nov 23, 2007

stellos I don't mean any disrespect but I do sincerely believe there are ways to make friends with

peeps in Ph and Nairalandwithout outrightly advertising your intentions. For instance, you can single

them out in any thread,take their ID and discuss wwith them in YIM and things can go on from there.

I stay in Ph and I would say i will be happy to meet peope residing in PH.[/color][color=#990000]

Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by mellow(m): 9:20am On Nov 23, 2007

Is somebody still alive? _{I think some peeps are better off dead}[/color][color=#990000]

Romance › Re: A Deep Pain Within Me. ''pls Ladies I Nid More Of Ur Advice'' by mellow(m): 3:10pm On Nov 21, 2007

Thank God o davidylan. I was wondering how a sweet Apple can turn into

a sour grape with the Purple[/color][color=#990000]

Family › Re: Are You The First Born In Your Family? by mellow(m): 2:21pm On Nov 21, 2007

First born. Is that the name of a new shampoo?[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Romance › Re: Women Are Like Birds by mellow(m): 1:07pm On Nov 21, 2007

zignor:
she is like water . . .

lol

Will give up a hair on my head for you to explain[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Forum Games › Re: Naughty Or Nice by mellow(m): 12:38pm On Nov 21, 2007

Nicely naughty

I am a lover not a gambler[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Romance › Re: My Boo Doesn't Call Me As I Want Him To: Does That Mean He Doesn't Love Me? by mellow(m): 12:29pm On Nov 21, 2007

idaraete:
we females are a very complicated specie. If a guy calls you too much,we complain that he is being a wussy,that he is smothering us;when he stops calling as he used to, we start fretting. Na wa.

That is the way of the world.[/color][color=#990000]

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