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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Thread End Of Year Party! by mellow(m): 12:24pm On Dec 12, 2007
The newly appointed( Elected) FINANCIAL SECRETARY[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Seun Is Not A Homosexual, But: by mellow(m): 12:02pm On Dec 12, 2007
Seun:
About the title: I forgive you.

What is wrong about my attitude towards women? Tell me about it. I really want to know.

Can you post links to specific posts that support your belief about me?

Thanks!
I think he should post links to substantiate his claim. [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
Christianity EtcRe: Redeemed Church Opens World's Biggest Auditorium, Costs N7.7b by mellow(m): 11:01am On Dec 12, 2007
[quote author=realkemmy link=topic=100043.msg1761919#msg1761919 date=1197448749]
wow! a whooping sum of 7.7 billion in anothers mans Economy. y him no build am 4 Nigeria. i would ve been btter off.
[quote][/quote]One of the reasons why Nigeria will not develop. The citizens are too impatient to read

between lines.

The Church members contributed the little they can towards to upliftment of the God's work.

The same members are jubilating that they have been able to build for God a bifitting place of

worship. So why are the non RSSG members crying wolves? If and when Adeboye dies, the church

leadership will pass to someone else and most definitely not a member of the family so inorder words

the church does not belong to him they why the bitterness? Your Govenment that uses your money to

erect mansions and safe heaven for themselves and members of their family, what have you done to them?

Each time they cruise by you you hail and appplaud and shout that was our ex-President. what a shame?

The money is for the church members and the same money is used to buy comfort for the owners how does

that botter you? Tell your government to use your money to buy you comfort and stop hating and soiling somebody's

name for the people that are happy with their leadership.
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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like To Date Scammers? by mellow(m): 12:36pm On Dec 11, 2007
babadee:
girls=bees
money=honey
boys with money=honeycomb
therefore,
bees go to honey,
girls go to boys with money!
QED
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Jokes EtcRe: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by mellow(m): 5:32pm On Dec 06, 2007
No you are a sinner. You roast children up for breakfast remember?

Just remeoved my outer skin and i am made fresh once again above death.

Drag Saltkit by the neck like a lamb to the slaughter and hands him over to

abertoir owner who incidentally is an nkwa man and he is used for human

berbecue to be fed to the PRISONERS OF WAR.
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RomanceRe: I'm 39 Hes 25 by mellow(m): 5:27pm On Dec 06, 2007
mayau:
@mellow
Thank you mellow.

You are welcome sweetheart.
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RomanceRe: If Your Wife Likes To Have A Drink by mellow(m): 5:23pm On Dec 06, 2007
I don't know why guys don't take time to understand posts.

If my wife want to have a drink I will oblige her afterall a little

wine now and then does not go astray.
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RomanceRe: I'm 39 Hes 25 by mellow(m): 5:17pm On Dec 06, 2007
It could also be for real so remember to use both your heart and your head.

Never leave the usage of one out.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland The One-man Island, Why Are There No Mods? by mellow(m): 5:01pm On Dec 06, 2007
You guys are right but I honestly think seun just shoed us some disrespect by telling

us outrightly that among us all there is none that is good no not one well except him

and he is the FACE OF THE ORACLE, merciful owner of the land. I think we have capapble

male and female here even more capable than the FACE himself and he is good.

My advice Seun is to have people apply and you on your own shortlist applicants and then

you can carry on from there.
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Jokes EtcRe: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by mellow(m): 4:53pm On Dec 06, 2007
That is nothing but Film trick. I can see them laughing their heart off.

But never mind I just shot their freaking ass off on your behalf with

my Russian made AK 74.
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FamilyRe: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual by mellow(m): 4:49pm On Dec 06, 2007
It beats me hollow that mature individuals cannot decifer thethe irony in other

people's posts. All what the guy posted are jokes and it is the direct opposite of

what he meant. If you actaully want your child to turn gay at age 3 then practice what he posted

and you will have a young gay in the making.
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Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by mellow(m): 5:24pm On Dec 05, 2007
[quote author=Naija*gal link=topic=38130.msg1749981#msg1749981 date=1196871129]i'm jus pullin your legs.
@mellow no your not![/quote]Atleast, god answered my prayer.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by mellow(m): 5:23pm On Dec 05, 2007
Somze my friend, can I now shake your hands on your latest acquisition?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
TravelRe: Pictures Of The Week (Ugly Side Of Lagos) by mellow(m): 5:21pm On Dec 05, 2007
I thought those pics are really beautiful. What an irony.[/color][color=#990000]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland by mellow(m): 5:14pm On Dec 05, 2007
Thinking Are you really this silly?[/color][color=#990000]
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by mellow(m): 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2007
somze:
Naija*girl
na wa for u o, you no gree me and u no want make another person gree tongue
Meanwhile . . . meet my sista ibkaye wink
Naija*gal  am I permitted to speak on my friends behalf?
Jokes EtcRe: The New Salesman by mellow(m): 2:05pm On Dec 05, 2007
Should have giving him weed killer instead.[/color][color=#990000]
Jokes EtcRe: Notice by mellow(m): 5:09pm On Dec 03, 2007
Migines:
WANTED!!

EMPEROH
wanted for the imprenation of all the goats in Enugu.
He is popularly known as "emperoh d goat banger"

any one wit usefull information about him should please contact d nearest police station. But bewarned! He is suspected to be armed to the tooth with remote controll.
Atleast he is fertile[/color][color=#990000]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Babes Only by mellow(m): 1:21pm On Dec 03, 2007
E go better.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
RomanceRe: Would U Love With Ur Heart Or Head! by mellow(m): 1:03pm On Dec 03, 2007
In this circumstance I choose to love with neither.[/color][color=#990000]
RomanceRe: I'm 27, She's 16: Should I Disvirgin Her? by mellow(m): 1:00pm On Dec 03, 2007
I would say in all honesty not to do it but in this dispensation, if you don't do it

someone else will. so use your tongue to copunt your teeth.
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Christianity EtcRe: Is It True: Wearing Trouser/Pants Is Condemned In The Bible? by mellow(m): 1:43pm On Dec 02, 2007
If it were possible, men would have added more and more commandment to the

Ten commandment. Make I see my wife and me dey waka and she tie wrapper.
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Forum GamesRe: Naughty Or Nice by mellow(m): 1:27pm On Dec 02, 2007
Naughty


How come you are always masturbating?
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Music/RadioRe: P-square Sells A Million Copies In 6 Days! by mellow(m): 1:25pm On Dec 02, 2007
I would have doubted it but considering the fact that all pals in the Uk have asked for and

got the Psqaure cds made me to have a rethink. My friend complained to me that when he

went out to buy the CD Plates that there was a heavy qeue that he got frustrated. I think

they desaerve it. Marketing stunt or not I believe the Songs have the capacity to sell themselves.

Whats more, they deserve it.
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Forum GamesRe: NAIRAWOOD! by mellow(m): 12:52pm On Dec 02, 2007
The warrior walks with a princely gait and looks around,

locate the enmey and pose for a tatal elimination and anihilation.

Who's next?
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RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Becoming Ridiculously Cheap? by mellow(m): 10:17am On Dec 02, 2007
Material weh cheap and the person weh buy am na the same the same thing.

Like iice iice baby said ' its cause and effect" Cheap man buy cheap material.

Expensive man buy expensive material. And it can't be otherwise.
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