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If girls decide to put Trailer wheel on their CLITORIS that

is their wahala. He who the Cap fits, let him wear it.

Ladies will never seize to amaze me. Imagine

the likeness.

I have this friend whom i found out always bleed every month

Anus for the past 1 year. My question is he menstruating or

what do you guys think is wrong with him?

[quote author=@desodgi link=topic=57781.msg1188436#msg1188436 date=1181474988]Silly, why create a thread because of some silly thing that you knw already would be solved?

SEUN I SAID YOU SHOULD START TAKING EXAMS B4 PEOPLE JOIN NAIRA OOO[/quote]Why blame him? verybody is entitled to his or her 5 minutes of insanity.

[quote author=@desodgi link=topic=58711.msg1188368#msg1188368 date=1181472845]All silly replies. . . .


1. A frnd that is a girl is simply a girl that is a friend.

2. A girlfriend is one that u have chosen to spend more time with talking bout your future and hers,and if something leads to another,its all part of tha talking(understand?)

3. A fiancee is wan your ready to marry now,if need be.

4. A wife is wan that your legally assigned to and has agreed to stand by you even in times of trouble and ready to give you babies if u both want any[b](Is part of the contract).[/b]

5. And a concubine is wan your seeing secretly and don't want your No1. wife to know about.

Has your question bin answered?
Mr seun close this thread no more post![/quote]You will be more autoctratic than the Moderator.

You claim you hardly had time to stay with him and relax. So he should be thankful

that you were there at all. I now gathered two things from you.

(1) What so ever you guys do together are always in a rush rush situation as in

rushed passion so that you can go back to your most esteemed job.

(2) He has to steal a few minutes to rush out to buy you Iya Basira food while checking

on his watch because time is running out else he come back a bit late for you to tell him

your boss wants you in the office with immediate effect and automatic alacrity. And there

will be no love making that day and only heavens knows when you will come to his place again.

So how can you expect him to take a drop to the nearest Mr. biggs to buy you tantalized food

when every second count in your relationship with him and only God knows he has other plans for you

with a time limit. I honestly think the only reason he has to rush out to buy the food in the first place is

that he doesn't want you to say you have no strength because you were hungry. Believe me you are the one killing the

relationship and if I were to be him I will have Left you since long time Imo river and you were thinking of gift. Where

will you have the time to collect the Gift?

Wise up my friend and organise your relationship with that guy and get it defined and set you priority straightened out

cos that guy loves you hence putting up with those stolen half baked passion.

Hnnmnm

chidichris:
Mikel to me should not be likened to okocha because as long as football is concerned okocha did not make the history we expected from him.
trace okocha from the day one till date and begin to wonder what went wrong with him.
despite all his moves with the leather, he got less medals and individual awards.
i see mikel as a refined okocha with sharp passes and football sense despite his age.
even okocha himself would want mikel to go more places with football than he did.
the boy is doing well and if things continue the way it is, we will one day come together to be proud of him as a good ambassador.
i know in the next 3 years, he will be having a warehouse for medals and awards in which area okocha failed.

Not everybody has the fortune or luck to acquire medals and Jay Jay happens to be

among the less fortunate ones. But that cannot demaean the fact that Okocha has

added value to world football/history. he has held the world spell bound with his

dazzling display. He has paid his dues and we cannot bugrudge him that.

Mikel, on the other hand is a fine player and we pray for God to give him more grace

to achieve greatness in the feed of Football.

Ade must you always sodji?

How can you ask A silly boy what the problem is?

You of all people should know that the problem is

sillyness. Mama born picken call am silly boy.

Need I say more?

Yes

He just want the greayest joker of the Century

niceuzor:
kateflow & Seun plz guys do show some love here,can't you see he's in big trouble and we are in a better position to help him.what do think?

Any child that is Silly will always be in trouble,

or is it a knew thing?

I need knew we had so many fake prophets

in the house.

Waiting ernestly to see what will happen

in the shortest possible time.

That one resemble Niger/Delta Millitant

Come make I warn all of una weh de hear de sspoil

SEUN. If SEUN wet dream for house na him una go see

the colour of my, Una done hear? I no wan hear love

SEUN for this place again oys make all of una go home now ASAP.

Spoiled little children

It has been working since the days of our forefathers

and it will work in our day and will continue to work in

the days of our forechildren and in the days of

futher generation. Hell, that was how I got my wife in the first place.

Always greeting me even when she was not supposed to. Then I

noticed her and got interested and started asking questions about her

and before you can say HOT_ANGEL  we were married and now we are

leaving happily ever after. I hope it doesn't sound like Mills and Boon.

I knew I would not be able to marry a lady I have made

love to and I did not marry any of them. I married a Lady

I never saw her unclothedness until our wedding night and now believe

me your brother is getting all the love and sex that he needs.

@ Topic

Sex has not and should never be the basis of a true relationship.

If you make it the basis as soon as the sex urge goes down the

relationship grumbles. Although it is different from that of a married relationship

where the bible says they should pleasure themselves.

We are waiting patiently for your experience

that you want to share with us.

Na dem sabi

Green and Purple Peteri

Like nothing hate nothing

_{Contemplating}

Who is to pay the bills?

Are you asking us to recommend Nairaland

females for you? cos I have a few I know

that will be good for ya.

Hmn

nigerians

Yes he does. Every man deserves forgiveness

even you

The country is fu,ked, somebody talks he talks

too much and he doessn't talk and he is dull.

where are we heading to my fellow Nigerians?

I have asked my immediate elder brother who is a manager

with them to leave that hopeless bank so he will not be hopeless

by virtue of working with them but he will not hear. Now if the wife run out

of Maggi cube at home and she does not have money on her she will ave to wait till

the husband comes home from work cos he does not leave a penny at home. My only

problem is that it is my salary account. And I am going to have to find away to change that.

My brother abroad sent me some money and U BEE APE took almost half of it. That Bank

is a total ripoff and extortionist.

Love may be blind but it is not deaf and dumb.

The guy knows what he is doing and I am not

going to be the one to tell him not to live his fantasy.

Go ahead and fantasize her making love to some other

guys since that is the only way you can have a hard on.

You are welcome any time

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