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Politics › Re: Give Betta Edu A Second Chance — Femi Pedro by Melonsmasher: 6:02am On Jan 11, 2024
Pedro is a mafian name
Culture › Re: Who Will Separate This Fight? As Masquerades Fight themselves (photos/video) by Melonsmasher: 4:23pm On Dec 31, 2023
Masquerade wey dey wear sneakers
Education › Re: What Age Is Suitable For A Child To Start School? by Melonsmasher: 5:03am On Dec 30, 2023
Good post, great points
Health › Re: Can Hydrolic Synthetic Brake/clutch Fluid Cure Eczema by Melonsmasher: 6:18pm On Dec 26, 2023
Hydraulic works perfectly well on the skin, I've used it severally
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Impregnates His Best Friend’s Mother In The UK (Pics/Video) by Melonsmasher: 1:37pm On Dec 26, 2023
VaginaAcademic:
Fake as hell poor acting too
Yeah, anyone believing this trash is a big fuul...
Family › Re: Merry Christmas To Everyone!!! by Melonsmasher: 7:43am On Dec 25, 2023
PrincessofDSS:
I don’t believe in Christmas
Same here, it means nothing to me
Politics › Re: VP’s Office Pays ₦10M Hotel Bills Of Tinubu’s Daughter’s Guests - FIJ by Melonsmasher: 6:19am On Dec 13, 2023
OkayDaddy:
Listen here, a stone from Yorubaland has more chances of being President than your entire tribe put together.
What have you achieved as a yoruba since the current stone head president emerged?
Crime › Re: Anambra Man Accused Of Killing His Mother & Sister & Burying Them In Enugu by Melonsmasher: 9:23am On Dec 10, 2023
Somadina doesn't know the meaning of his name.. He killed his sister, then mom, and next would have been his brother. He wanted to live alone
Food › Re: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by Melonsmasher: 3:10pm On Dec 09, 2023
3 crown that used to be N70 now N450

Nigeria is gradually getting better
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 9th December 2023 by Melonsmasher: 2:57pm On Dec 09, 2023
1-0
Business › Re: Chinese Company, Shenzhen Lemi To Establish Battery Factory In Nigeria by Melonsmasher: 10:28am On Dec 09, 2023
Shey na battery man go chop
Travel › Re: 26-Year-Old Corper Sanni Mariam, Passengers, Driver Die In Imo Road Accident by Melonsmasher: 9:44am On Dec 09, 2023
immortalcrown:
Ụzọ ọ dị mma?
Odi hopeless
Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Caught Having Sex With A Cock In Adamawa, Arrested by Melonsmasher: 3:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
Munzy14:
The worst be say na Male fowl, he carry homo enter bestiality..Ajoor nwa!
grin
Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Caught Having Sex With A Cock In Adamawa, Arrested by Melonsmasher: 3:34pm On Dec 08, 2023
Somebody's Christmas fowl
Health › Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by Melonsmasher: 3:29pm On Dec 08, 2023
PuZZyNegro:
Don't listen to anyone asking you to go for treatment.

Firstly, you need to stop masturbation to heal from the quick ejaculations.

Secondly, you need to be having sex regularly with this your girlfriend. If you have sex once in a while, you are most likely to ejaculate prematurely.

Thirdly, try sex with and without condom. I have noticed that condom make me ejaculate quickly or lose erection at the slightest distraction.

Lastly, make sure the girl is extra ordinarily attractive to you, sexually. There's a difference between a girl being beautiful and being attracted to you. Her body type, shape, and color should be able to entice you anytime, any day, twice on Fridays m

But whatever you do, do not waste money on drugs and herbs. They don't work. At best, you can use natural substances like bitter cola, banana, etc, to boost your sperm level. That way, you should be able to maintain erection on the second round. First rounds generally don't last.
With this advice the dude is going to end up impregnating someone's daughter
Forum Games › Re: Who Can Answer This Question? (PHOTO) by Melonsmasher: 2:18pm On Dec 04, 2023
8 job accomplished cool
Business › Re: El-Rufai Launches $100 Million Afri-Venture Capital Company by Melonsmasher: 1:51pm On Dec 04, 2023
$100,000,000 shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Some People Like Sitting Behind In Church? by Melonsmasher: 10:58am On Dec 03, 2023
Guess the back seats are meant for ghosts and not humans, or for sinners as front seats are mainly for the saints and righteous ones
Romance › Re: Nairalanders That Have Lost Loved Ones: How Did You Cope? by Melonsmasher: 10:59am On Nov 26, 2023
Lost my mom last year 2022, I miss her every single day, past months has been very hard for me to cope
Family › Re: When We Say Dont Marry If You Don't Have A Sustainable Income, This Is Why by Melonsmasher: 9:20am On Nov 26, 2023
Skit.. He walked into the supermarket with his camera man
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Verdict: Tinubu Wins Legal Victory, Lacks Legitimacy - Olu Fasan by Melonsmasher: 9:21am On Nov 20, 2023
But it should then have made prospective declarations that would safeguard the integrity of future presidential elections and recommended a constitutional change requiring all presidential election petitions to be concluded before a president is sworn into office.
Celebrities › Re: Leaked Audio Suggesting Mr Ibu's 'Daughter', Jasmine Slept With Him And His Son by Melonsmasher: 6:01am On Nov 16, 2023
Stella Maris, the wife of ailing actor Mr Ibu, alleged that her husband's second son, Daniel, and the actor's adopted daughter, Jasmine, are secretly married.

She claimed that they both plan to relocate to the United Kingdom as a couple with the money people donated for her husband's surgery.
Sports › Re: Tell The World How I Changed Your Life - Adesuwa Sonia To Ighalo by Melonsmasher: 5:29am On Nov 16, 2023
She scored all his goals
Celebrities › Re: Damson Idris And Lori Harvey Break Up, Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Melonsmasher: 6:30am On Nov 07, 2023
vicfajeze:
but the babe fine sha. I don't the reason oyinbos they fine pass blacks
Dumbass she's not white
Health › Re: Soldiers Rescue Woman From Committing Suicide In Lagos Lagoon by Melonsmasher: 12:33pm On Nov 06, 2023
inoki247:
Ok like this now she go still go Jail for trying to kill herself....
It's murder attempt
Politics › Re: ₦‎160 Billion SUVs: Reps Take Delivery, Senators Await Luxury Jeeps This Week by Melonsmasher: 8:25am On Oct 29, 2023
Omalicious1:
make these people no finish this country, God abeg
Yeye country that's already finished
Politics › Re: ₦‎160 Billion SUVs: Reps Take Delivery, Senators Await Luxury Jeeps This Week by Melonsmasher: 8:17am On Oct 29, 2023
Jagaban supporters hope this is right for the country at a time like this?
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Is Better Than You - Samklef Slams Davido by Melonsmasher: 5:02am On Oct 29, 2023
Davido owe even one US IndecentStar Darling Nicky that once accused him on twitter for not paying pay after services
Celebrities › Re: Portable Signs New Artist, Monke To Pepper Ex-signee, Young Duu(pics,vid) by Melonsmasher: 4:35am On Oct 29, 2023
Soon you go begin hear zoo stories like..
"Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop"
Crime › Re: Lifeless Body Of A 14-year-old Boy Found Hanging In Calabar (Graphic Photos) by Melonsmasher: 7:16pm On Oct 28, 2023
Rich4god:
Finger print technology will solve this case without stress.

Oh I forgot. Na naija we dey, nothing like finger print technology.
grin one good for nothing country where things continue to move backwards

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