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Na woaw.... Death rate Don pass birth rate

With wat I have seen in this burial..... I declare chicken unfit for any further celebration in anambra state

Na that Coza man pikin be this??

Misplaced priorities

We derive pleasure in people's failure in AFrica .. I hate the Black Man's Mind

Dats why dis days to give young people advice the tire me.. After advising them, dem go do yahoo, get rich come use you d do motivational speech..

No waow

Try leaving her and watch the differences, if none , continue dating her.. If yes.. Leave finally

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You don't need a better job.. You need an idea... Go and try Agriculture or charcoal bizness .. Thank me later... Or chat me up for more information

Funaab fine for this picture pass real life

E fine for picture pass real life... School wey I know finish....

Kindly take strong antibiotics and follow it up with a good brushing habit

Gtb shaa

Jkyoung:
I type this with tears in my eyes. I decided to share say this here because if I need somebody to hear my voice, as I approach my end.
If I write this on Facebook, family and friends will see it and panic will set in, I don't want that. Devoid of our differences, Nairaland is also family to me.
The choices I made in life are mine, but the forces at work are overwhelming. I was weak to their manipulations.
All I ever wanted was to be an Engineer, to make mama proud and take care of my siblings.
Believe me I have Love in my heart. I wanted to just be a better version of myself but nothing seems to work.
When it seems like I am making a little progress, my desires are there to remind me that I am only but a prisoner.
It appears to me that I was created a failure. I failed my family once again, myself, Society and God almighty.
Now I am not afraid of death, I am only sad as I picture the face of Mama, Papa, Brothers and sisters crying while I lay motionless oblivious of everything( I know I will surely hear their wailing from the other side)
I don't want to be judged, but that isn't really my choice to make.
The next 3 weeks will be very crucial to my existence, if I survive it, then I will know that I will grow old and reach 95( I have always told anyone that cares to listen that I will live to 95).
I know they are not reading this now, and nobody that knows me personally is; I just want to tell mom that I love her. To dad; All I wanted was to make him proud. To my brothers and lovely sisters: I love you guys, take care of mom and dad and succeed where I have failed.
To my Nairaland family, God bless you all. I will miss the Afonja's, Ipobs, Nyamiris, Brown roofs, red mud, Arewa's(do they even have any special insulting name like the rest of us?)Lala and his snakes, the feminists( feminists are wonderful people, thank God they don't breed well). Lol

I sincerely pray I survive this. Precious Blood of Jesus Christ, Save Us and the whole world.

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Everybody can now caution arsenal.. Thierry Henry would be weeping for his legacies..

I remembered when Adams was in labour Congress. One would think he was fighting for the good of the people. Now, he has killed more than he saved and has the guts to accuse others. Trusting a politician is like trusting a friendship with a hungry lion.

Onyi22:
Regina Daniel is a Bea, she dumps her ex boyfriend and got married to a Multi billionaire, that's exactly what a wise lady would do..
Dump him!! I repeat, dump his useless ugly broke ass when u see a richer guy/man than him..
Don't be deceive that "things will get better" he's a bloody lier.
Don't die before ur death with a miserable, frustrated guy that has refused to make money.
Finally my sister, Marry money because Love na scam..

In life people who talk down peoples effort and can easily let go of sacrifices can never become achievers. It may interest you to know that God knows your heart and knows that maybe no rich guy would take you seriously for your wicked thoughts of dumping a guy cos another has more money. As u know, people who marry the rich, most times, don't expect it. And people who are able to sustain marriage with the rich has more to offer. And as it seems, u lack both. Perhaps your destiny could be to help your man grow. Ned needed Regina's fame to trend. She has something to offer. And remember your have brothers far less than most nairalanders. I hope they r all in seminary or Catholic priesthood.

When two fools date each other..

If u are rich, u will be chairman of everything both living and dead

Good thing to be there for your children regardless of a failed marriage

Only dis guy makes bbnaija meaningful...
D rest are just ijiots..

Please pray dear and see the Ben Carson movie, 'gifted hands' u will know u ain't dull... Even the bright students experience reading fluctuations too.. But doggedness makes them scale through and prayers.
If u can recite D names of the football club players u are supporting, it means u are not dull.. U only need to channel your passion back to your academics. Cos it's d yardstick 4 measuring an average youth in Nigeria. After which u can develop your skill. And remember your mom's efforts... How would u feel if u were her and your child was you..
Pray, read your psalms, 51, 35, 121.. God bless you, shalom

Problem and religion are just interwoven...

Religion without problem is the best but scarce

Dat Jennifer is correct..
What u don't want your husband to do to you, don't do unto him..
Las Las na lawyer go chop d money for divorce papers..

What if Dem divorce after nysc??

The bargain contained in stepping down 4m Senate Presidential race.. Apparently, apc and corruption are like EJIMA AND BEJI..

See something

How do I get dis trending

How do I get this hilarious picture trending on nairaland

Anything big man do the make sense... I am also a billionaire by faith, make me too make sense ]

Bastardhood