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| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by haywhy(m): 8:36pm On Jul 17, 2006 |
Yeah, it's bad for a guy to be proud. But no matter how proud you are if you mix it with nice humour, ah ah ah you don catch her because she tend to see that pride as confidence. Another key is the way you show your pride. Don't tell her: hey i'm proud because i'm this & that or because i have a mansion, Nah! Let her figure it out that you are proud, that you have confidence but dont ever be dry, crack some real jokes & not the ones that makes no sense. Another thing is the way your voice sounds when you approach a lady. Ladies are good @ psychology & can tell when a guy is desperate to have them, can read his mind e.t.c A question 4 ladies: Don't you know when guys want to have sex with you or they are thinking about having sex with you? Yes you know because they become unstable. NOTE: not in all men oooooo. Guy's with descipline & control will give them a clue that they are not interested & thus the ladies do what they dont intend to do & get home asking themselves. What i've i done today? |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by justkunmi(m): 12:22pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Retro, i understand u perfectly but u av to note that there r different strokes for different folks. i didn't say d guy should play hard to get, Wat i said was he should wait before making d kill.His desperation should not get d better of him. I'll ask u this question, wat would u do if u really like a guy but he's not payin attention to u even though he likes u too. U mite feel like kickin his butt but i tell u,once he talks to you,u melt, Believe me.And thats wat i call "the kill is worth is wait". |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by retro(f): 12:26pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
justkunmi: I understand you too! Lol. Hmm . . . I've never met a guy who's played hard to get. Who knows, it might work? But I hate it. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by Seun(m): 12:30pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
I do not play hard-to-get. I am hard to get! When I ask you "what do you love to do?" and you say "singing, dancing, cooking, cleaning, fashion, and men" I just roll my eyes and move on to the next prospect. There has to be more to a woman than all that. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by retro(f): 12:35pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
More like what? Do you want her to give her life history in one day? |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by zebudaya(m): 12:49pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Justkunmi i don't think games work, after all we are all adults here. I am never desperate nor needy but I am not hard to get/hard to please. I don't even chase girls who play hard to get because i have one key rule: "If a girl likes you she would make it easier for you" Look at rockstars,rappers,nba players they get all that a$$ because women want them. and it's relatively easy access to the a$$ Now the key is to find out how to make women want you more, and for most guys it's not playing hard to get. P.S you have to have way more than average money, looks, clothes, sense of humour to play hard to get otherwise what is she trying to get. The average guy is just that average. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by memyself2(f): 1:18pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
okay oh! i hear una! Seun:*i snicker* hard2get? dnt worry, i live wit a guy like that dt! u r not alone but i'd like to know just out of curiosity, do u ever wait2find out if thats really what she loves doing? ofcourse, there's got2be more2 a woman than that but guys like you who believe they r are "hard2get" never wait2find out! i mean, why shld u ask in the first place what she loves2do? find out urself n see if its worth it! and any woman who tells you, cookin, fashion, "men", clothes etc is an egg head! and its only gals like Paris Hilton who'll tell u dt n for you to apprach someone like Paris Hilton, ahn ahn, wetin u dey look for? its certainly not brains! lol zebudaya:-okay oh , i hear una! there's more2life than just gettin laid! when u turn 70 n wake up everyday an old grouch with no1 to laugh at ur dry jokes or u wake up to an empty cold bed everyday, then i fink u'll know wat im talkin bout! |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by zebudaya(m): 1:28pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
you have at least 30 years to sow your royal oats, then you retire from the game and marry. That's why its called marriage At 70 i would definately be married. but right now I'ma take her and her and her sister yep!! You don't have to wake up to an empty bed at 70 there's viagra, cialis as long as you have money you can hit 21 year olds a la hugh hefner, donald trump, abacha, and babangida, Jack Nicholson, |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by memyself2(f): 2:53pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
ha! ha! ha! Zebudaya, its okay2build castles in the air but at a particular age, it bcums scary! peace broda! do watér u want,ok?  |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by memyself2(f): 3:18pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
yeah, just tot i'd add2that, u can do watér u want but just tot i'd ask u a very silly ques, do u fink, on ur 30th b.day, u'd wake up n they'll be a line of single women askin u to marry them? or that you'll just wake up n "flash" a bulb will just appear on ur head n u'll be like i'll get married 2day? n they'll be a a trailer load of women at ur whims n call? or wait, pls dont go yet, just finish readin my silly questions, at 30, u'll just decide2stick to one woman, and it'll be so simple, like buttering ur toast after using women for like,  , 30 yrs? wow!!! dts real smart! i mean wats2switchin frm being a real player wit diff faces2say g'mornin everyday to seein the same face grow old,everyday?psssssssssssh, no big deal, i know, rite?look watér dude! n then considerin viagra, hmmmm, ever watched this film "when Sally first met Harry(sumfin like that)?" if u have, then u'll know that more women are learnin how to fake "satisfaction" really, no kiddin! and i've got no problem wit u changin girls every sec but the problem with the kinda girls who actually demean themselves to this kinda thingy is that as sooon as the "drama"is over, they r gone, so u'll sleep in ur bed alone n dt brings us back2the issue of u wakin up2 a cold n empty bed!  sounds like fun! bring it on! |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by zebudaya(m): 3:34pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
so what does a woman faking satisfaction have to do with me, by the way I vibrate more than your mechanical one I want to get married at/by 30 what's wrong with having fun now? you want me to be a nerd then all of a sudden get married and stay with the same woman forever. Now when boys tell stories "Ohh I slept with this chick she did this she did that, " I would have no stories to tell! Impossican't. Pure treason, Viagra is not for satisfaction it just gives the man a stronger errection. By 70 i would still be laying the pipe because i would be working out you know, who knows i may not need viagra. I would be retired what else to do but workout and enjoy life with my dear wife" I'm not a player i tell the truth at all times. what makes you think i wouldnt have trailer loads of women, even lil-bow wow has trailer loads of greedy mercenaries at his beck and call both young and old. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by memyself2(f): 4:16pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
hey we r talkin bout the same fin, stronger erection=climax ie"satisfaction"isnt it? so we r sayin the same fin! and i aint sayin stay a nerd forever! u can have fun as long as the poor girl u r havin the fun with knows thats what u r doing, havin fun! and then, u r havin fun for 30yrs with no serious tot of settlin down, u just have this vague idea that when im 30, i'll get married, abi? u'll clock 40 n u'll be enjoyin the "responsibilty-less"life dt u'll keep decievin urself, u'll get married at 50! or better yet, 60, nah, u'll be workin out so lets make dt, 90! lmao, oh boy! even lil bow wow has his share of "greedy mercenaries"yeah sure, i agree but he aint 30! n wats more he's got money! n correction, i donot have any "mechanical one"i have the "real thing"at my disposal anytime of the day, all i have2do is indicate.(ya heard?)lol Zebudaya, i got no problem with ur havin fun while u still got youth but dnt be so much in2 the fun that when u finally meet someone u'll like2share forever with, ú ignore her or dispose of her cuz u r still 26! n u have no intention of gettin married till u r 30! i dnt xpect my husband to be a virgin(puhleaze, my head is not that high in the clouds!) but i dnt mind findin my mr wonderful now n gettin married when we r both financially stable, u know wat i mean? |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by zebudaya(m): 4:34pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
I sing to them every night I've been cruisin down this road for a while now, I should tell the truth, Girl you've been so good to me but I know I'm no good for you You should run while you can Find yourself a better man 'Cause I'm known for brief romance And breakin hearts across the land Please baby don't Don't fall in love with me Please baby don't You know my history See honey I I'm just trying to warn you Please baby don't Don't fall in love with me until i'm 30 me,myself:Yep i know what you mean, you women are so damn greedy. "financially stable= got money" why can't you get married when you alone are financially stable. That's why it so easy to get a$$ all you got to do is flash a little money as bait and as soon as she bites it you got her. Then when she gets dumped she asks why BECAUSE YOU WERE FOR RENT to the highest bidder. when i say 30 i'm not rigid about it if i see the "right" woman today I would date her till, okay 30 then we get married and leave happily ever after. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by memyself2(f): 4:54pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
lol Zebudaya!!! i would love2hear u sing. i didnt say, when he is financially stable, i said, when we are both financially stable and hey dont say dat cuz im a woman im greedy or materialistic, i dnt know bout d kind of girls u date, but im a very simple person,greed and my name never appear in the same sentence,ok? we both have 2be financially stable cuz when we marry i dnt want financial issues2hinder our havin angels frm our union! and i want to be able2provide the very best for them(the angels)! so u understand me? |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by zebudaya(m): 5:02pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
My point is that a MAN would marry a woman who cleans toilets for $5.25 at walmart. as long as she is sufficiently preety and has a good attitude. Angels or no Angels they would manage, me,myself: see why i wont marry them, when i'm done i would come and look for the simple and not greedy ones like you? wait for me! Cause I can't see you with no one else I'm selfish I can't lie So let's go, let's go slow You know all you need to know It could end one day but Let's just say we'll see how far it goes |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by memyself2(f): 5:21pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
lol, a man would marry a woman who washes toilets, so when they get married he bcums the alpha n omega, innit? i want us both to be financially stable, so if i wanna get a sweater for our angels, i dont need to ask him4money,get my pt? |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by zebudaya(m): 6:44pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
If you were financially stable and your husband wasnt, if you wanted to buy a sweater for your angels, you need not ask him for money after all you make all the money! Thats what i'm saying you put a price on love and marriage Got money- check |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by justkunmi(m): 9:16pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Retro, i'm glad u understand. But u r still not seein one little aspect, wat d guy is doin is not called playin hard to get, he is just waitin for d perfect time to pounce.There's nothing like perfect timing. , and u didn't answer my question. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by justkunmi(m): 9:18pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Retro, i'm glad u understand. But u r still not seein one little aspect, wat d guy is doin is not called playin hard to get, he is just waitin for d perfect time to pounce.There's nothing like perfect timing. , and u didn't answer my question. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by hoodboi(m): 3:08am On Jul 19, 2006 |
@ topic mein, that shyt is outdated. u shud tryta invent yo own style |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by memyself2(f): 8:01am On Jul 19, 2006 |
@hoodboi, lol @ Zebudaya, u still not gettin my pt, i want us both to be finanacially stable so if he needs to get himself a tie or sweater or sumfin, he doesnt need2come to me, and if i need2pamper myself, go2a beauty parlour or service my car, i dont need2go to him to ask him for money! if u still dont understand me, then i aint sure u will or u already understnd me but u dnt want2admit u do. zebudaya:--by the tym u r 30, simple ones like me would have found their Mr. Wonderful, n by the way, we've gone off topic |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by hjmichael(m): 8:39pm On Jul 19, 2006 |
Guys say 10nk u 2 DAMSEL cos this is how I got my most Btiful girl friend.I dint compliment like other guys did instead I went on d offensive and later found myself being asked out by a lady am crazy after.See, every guy in my area was being 2 nice to her cos she`s Btiful and she hated it, so seeing a guy who doesn't care about her Btiful look was interesting and she loved it.She`s been getting favors from guys so Y add Ur's instead I rushed d taxi with only a seat remaining eventhough she was there b4 me at our bus-stop.see I made d dffrence by being unconventional(greedy)but it worked.b creative and unique.sometimes I use d word ure so happy instead of Am so happy to meet u,it`s ur pleasure instead of it`s my pleasure meeting u and this lady`s are amazed 4 my being rude.see, |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by LiquidMind(m): 11:24pm On Jul 19, 2006 |
When ever you see a hot chick alone. just walk straight up to her and say Dude: Hi (and wait for response) Hot chick : Hello Dude : I am suspecting your dad is a terrorist Hot chick : what do you mean Dude : yes, I think so but don't be angry with me Hot chick: why (wondering in her mind what is going on) Dude : yes (with a smile shining his teeth's licking his tongue) Hot chick : (got confused ) Dude : I think your dad must be a terrorist cause you are a bomb Just be sincere and tell her your intentions that you are impressed |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by zebudaya(m): 11:46pm On Jul 19, 2006 |
@liquid mind pick up lines are so cliche everbody uses them!!!!!!!!! @hj_michael i dont see the point in being arrogant "it's your pleasure" to meet me, cocky is good as long as you're funny. but being rude is a no-no. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by memyself2(f): 11:49pm On Jul 19, 2006 |
LiquidMind: oh puhleaze!!!! u got no idea what goes on in girls mind(obviously), if a girl is hot, these lines would definitely not work4her! cuz she's probably heard them lik, 90000000000billion times!!!! be more creative(no offence meant) |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by zebudaya(m): 12:02am On Jul 20, 2006 |
so me,myself how would you like to be asked out, whatz your dream scenario? |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by crito(m): 2:11am On Jul 20, 2006 |
interesting old skool ways of asking a girl out. good story line. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by hoodboi(m): 10:49am On Jul 20, 2006 |
LiquidMind: boi if this is how u ask girls out then i won't be suprised if u don't have a girlfriend, any girl would probably jst look @ u hiss or tell u what's on her mind or sumtin, u need mo juice. crito: lol, u rite that's a storyline not a pickup line, |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by AaLiyaH2(f): 11:51am On Jul 20, 2006 |
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by iice(f): 12:17pm On Jul 20, 2006 |
Aa`LiyaH:I like that lol |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by LiquidMind(m): 4:49pm On Jul 20, 2006 |
Have got three hot looking chick with that common lines, Ever since then i have been banging sweet juicy pussy and making there medulla go crazy |
| Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by Scorpio(f): 8:29am On Jul 21, 2006 |
seun:lmao, did u actually ''chop'' a girl with these lines? as per the ''coloured'' lines, there's like an 95% chance i'll either slap you or cuss you out if u say those words. umm, by ''u'', i meant n e guy who does that, not you Seun. Hell no, this is sooooo not a good way to ask a girl out, at least not in the twenty-first century, then again, different strokes for different people, and the story sucks a%&! |
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