Nice thread though but i oppose some sha.

Here we go again..... Sighs

No. 3 almost moved me to tears

Buoyantic: do you know that you are a basTarð

I got a psycho here!!....

you vulgar little maggot....

Guykhena:
Wetin you want make I do for you...
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Send me your account number

Thanks bro.
My Account No: 0801234567.
Account Name: OkikiOluwa1
Bank Name: Nairaland Bank PLC.
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I ll be waiting for the alert!

All i want is their waist. If not their waist what else.

Interesting... U made me realize sometin i took for granted....@ OP tnx fr d info

:::::: DUE TO EBOLA VIRUS::::::::¤» Girls no longer hug their guys, the highest they give nowadays is 45`
instead of the normal 360`.
Guys are now afraid to shake their fellow guys
instead they throw way salutes like soldiers.(Na
their fault?) People now wear long sleave sweaters,
headcovers, and trousers while entering buses and taxi no matter how hot the weather is.. (Lol... See as
Naija take turn europe o)..
Neighbours, even family members become suspects
at the slightest sign of illness.. (the one wey make
my neighbour go call health officers for me because
say he see me sneeze 2 times today). You take a girl out for dinner, drives her back to her
house, walk her to the door-step, she leaves you,
walks to her door, open it, waves at you and throw
a goodnight kiss at you (if you like catch am).
The aboki that sells suya beside our lodge, dey chop
Him suyas himself these days because even the suya is a suspect (Who wan die?)
Nigeria Police don't arrest People by Themselves
anymore, if You commit any Crime just do the
arresting by Yourself. (Just Handcuff yourself come
station, use ur hand by seelf enter Cell) PLEASE!! My
friend is no longer dating our Neighbor's Daughter called BOLA, even if She had Changed name to TOLA,
as far as the "OLA" is still there, IT IS OVER
BETWEEN HIM AND HER!!..abeg who knows..(His
Heart dey vacant o if u dey interested).
YORUBA People in My Area now greets EKU EBOLA.(I
dey answer them EKU BACK TO SENDER). IGBOS in my area will greet their usual way IBOLA
Chi? Which is the normal good morning but because
BOLA is in the greeting you now get responses
Bowakwa gi onu ebe ahu. Lmao
Happy Ebola,

lol

thumb up for the real men on this thread..to be man is not a day job!

Yeye childish experience. What does a guy who goes about insulting people on nl has to offer. A lot of folks here who uses nl in UK and usa have taken note of laurelp the saucy guy rude child on nl. You talk too much of trash and shitty stuff to Pple and u think its fun. You have insulted me before and I ignored u. I did because u are immature and senseless. You posted a silly self attention seeker topics and u think we go post better coment..for who? A rude guy? Think again. Your topic is rubbish. Send me insult as usual.

purplesummer: No. 3 almost moved me to tears

*reads no 3*

whats causing tears there sisy?

na everything una for dey cry..smh

no 3 is very true though

there is e-assasination currently going on in nairaland.
I was almost e-assasinated by a lady that use a male monicker here in nairaland because of speaking the truf.

jennylove7575: Yeye childish experience. What does a guy who goes about insulting people on nl has to offer. A lot of folks here who uses nl in UK and usa have taken note of laurelp the saucy guy rude child on nl. You talk too much of trash and shitty stuff to Pple and u think its fun. You have insulted me before and I ignored u. I did because u are immature and senseless. You posted a silly self attention seeker topics and u think we go post better coment..for who? A rude guy? Think again. Your topic is rubbish. Send me insult as usual.

e be like say this laurelp get issues with most female folks on this forum, one lady just complained of same thing on 2nd page and now you.

Thats very bad of him if its true though.

LAST BULLET: laurelp be guided with your words,
if you think here is an opportunity to lash on ladies or people thats immature of you.
CHANGE!!!

Hmmmmm!!! Let me see how many i can manipulate so i can play on their emotions.

No 4 is just the truth, just that some men a stingy to the bone "aka supper glue"

plsssss how many of u want to enter my manipulative list?

Nice one OP.ladies hope u learn from this.

@op....yes,guys are emotional...but women r more emotional...men tend to forget n hide deir emotions easily wc s very very hard for women...

angela98: This laurelP Sabi yarn opata well well. He is very rude and talks without brain and boundaries. No respect for people. Na so he quote me one time raining insults on me for no reasons and from no where. Insulting people old enough to be your mum. People dat u dont even know and whom have not insulted u before. If that is your idea of networking you better change it. I have take notice of you now. U dey my bad book for nl unless u change your username. If u like keep the insults coming. I will keep ignoring u or will I?

Character assassination

guy ur word make sense on b small .U really read mans heart

Kinkybraids: @ OP
This is some refreshing honesty... So if men enjoy spending why do they complain

Whats the best way to love a man who u cant be with but would still want to support him and help him succeed without frustrating him or blocking his chances with other women? (i.e u chose to be jst friends)

P of C, men don't complain when It comes to spending, we only get turned off by ladies taking advantage of that fact!

buy me this, get me that, ( when at d mall) .

I'd have this n that n Oh my gosh, dose too! (at the eatery)

then to get her TP from d ATM, she wants to use ur hands to punch in d figures not having no clue about what is in ur account!

MIND U, MOST R LIKE HERBALISTS: THEY ONLY COLLECT!

u see, men luv to BMF, but they be wising up now.


on to ur Q,

to luv is to share:time, resources n in most cases, body.

worse enemies become best of friends/lovers when left in a confined space. If u extrapolate that thought u wud see why It is very difficult for a guy just to be best of friends with d opposite gender.

bliv me, no man wud just wano b friends with a lady that supports, spur him to higher heights n is generally always there for him. these kinda gurls r very rare(compared to d indomie n egg blackberry babes we got now) n no matter how hard he tries, he'd mos def fall in luv with Chu. unless ofcos he doesn't dig ur appearance.



would Hv recommended u lay d boundaries from d on set by having a straight up talks with him, but that wouldn't work. cos If he is like me, two weeks n we be tangling. or u wud turn So jealous when u see others reaping d fruit of ur labour.

d best u can do, is support him from a distance.
make d physical u unavailable.

but why, If I may ask, is It that U'd rather sow n Hv others reap?

Kinkybraids: @ OP
This is some refreshing honesty... So if men enjoy spending why do they complain

Whats the best way to love a man who u cant be with but would still want to support him and help him succeed without frustrating him or blocking his chances with other women? (i.e u chose to be jst friends)

spendin for a babe aint a problem bt wen d babe sees d guy as her atm den ther wud surly b a problem. e no easy to hustle na

Just. Passing by

.......................

Kinkybraids: @ OP
This is some refreshing honesty... So if men enjoy spending why do they complain

Whats the best way to love a man who u cant be with but would still want to support him and help him succeed without frustrating him or blocking his chances with other women? (i.e u chose to be jst friends)

by giving him some coochie on the low and not letting anybody know

your first question...because some of us work hard for our money...

Janetozi: Hmmmmm!!! Let me see how many i can manipulate so i can play on their emotions.

No 4 is just the truth, just that some men a stingy to the bone "aka supper glue"

plsssss how many of u want to enter my manipulative list?

i know you are joking right

LaurelP:

Shut up and read d post first

you don't have to go on the attack every-time.

no. 4 sucks.....
I personally don't like spending my hard gotten money on woman





damn it

OkikiOluwa1:
Thanks bro.
My Account No: 0801234567.
Account Name: OkikiOluwa1
Bank Name: Nairaland Bank PLC.
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I ll be waiting for the alert!

Since when your phone number turn to acct number
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Abi na my eye dey deceive me?

jennylove7575: Yeye childish experience. What does a guy who goes about insulting people on nl has to offer. A lot of folks here who uses nl in UK and usa have taken note of laurelp the saucy guy rude child on nl. You talk too much of trash and shitty stuff to Pple and u think its fun. You have insulted me before and I ignored u. I did because u are immature and senseless. You posted a silly self attention seeker topics and u think we go post better coment..for who? A rude guy? Think again. Your topic is rubbish. Send me insult as usual.

I see u ma

LaurelP:
Character assassination

You Dey laugh abi, dem never E-break ur head before na cause am

This is the word of LaurelP



. thanks be to Him