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Miner13: welcome
from which planet are you coming from coz its been long i see you

miner tanx so much o. You didnt care to check on ur boy na dats why. Anyways, i was busy attending to some projects from next week monday i will be back fully. Hw tins na? I will pm u my number lets chat on whatsapp or facebook.

mukina2: losers can never defeat winners




Fatality!!!!!

hmmmm...mukina u actually destroyed ibime with that 117. Choi!

bandely: You mean the Ghost Manager is quite a better trainer than you?

hahahaha...bandely u r a badt guy.

me: hello
mary: good morning tony. Hw u dey today?
Me: i dey fine. Hw tins na?
Mary: fine o. Thank you for yesterday o. You actually satisfied me.
Me: ok. That reminds me, i want tell you, make you come carry ur pant, bra, corset, your bag, including ur wrapper. D tin don dey here since 3 months.
Mary: no vex, i dey always forget to carry am

ladies and their cunny animalistic mapping of territories. Na una sabi o. But una no go stop us from playing the game.

DJDOLA: All of them are popular and active on nairaland
Deols I like her
Sexmoma
Kulyie
Idowuogbo dat girl is rude
Adaobi
Nadia SA

ogugua I like dat girl very intelligent and smart
Popowaa
Loretta
Ashabi my good friend..very beautiful
Uj sizzle
Onila
Jennykadiri

abeg abeg, ogugua no suppose dey there. Na so so ban she sabi ban person even if na joke person dey crack. If u r reading, please and please unban mencade5 cos i no do any advert i crack joke and u say na advert i do for mtn.

I give it to idowuogbo jare!

mukina2: I Played Ibime in the h2h

i hope ibime won you team sha.

Glory glory ibime!

succyreal: I am in a web of love with three beautiful ladies, what should I do? Please advice.

my guy, just dey phuck them dey go jare. Love wetin? Abeg make u no fall our hand here. The girls dey give u free toto and u want slack? No make mistake say you want choose anyone, or toast anyone. Just dey phuck them dey go. Take care. Na me Your brother in the players clique dey halla you

for those managers that captained Rooney for this game week and not Suarez, this pix below belongs to you.

my hands and mouth are b.r.easts enlargement tools. Why waste huge money when you can do it for free with me. If you interested u know where to find me. *team sexually active*

Deiok: Its embarassing, Kelvinho fc

haaaaa... Dont feel bad about it, its just a game. After this is just your first season same with me.

Deiok: What your team name?

Garri United Fc

what of yours?

lalaboi: I did not even knw Championship existed lol. . There you go

https://oi42.tinypic.com/282dgg6.jpg
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hahaha...una see am? Lalaboi forget us o. Thank God say he don put us back.
Make una no forget to promote some of us wey perform well for our league o.
Atleast some of us go dey for front page for the main league.

bandely: Oti fo e lenu abi?

BTW, where is mencade?

bandely am here. No vex, i for don post comment na that yeye spam bot banned my account and ogugua88 banned my original account ''mencade5''.
I still dey feel headache for last game week, aguero fall my hand. Well, i believe this game week go sweet like potato.
Also, why is the screen shoot for nairaland championship not pasted? Abeg o, we sef na human being like una oooo. Say No To Racism In Nairaland Fantsasy league.

My soldier dey always salute any time i dey for party dey rock babe. Guy, i always try to stop am make he no get up but the thing stubborn well well ooo. And he does not disappoint me ooo. Most especially those fat, big nyash, full bre.a.st chics.
The girls too, them like am well well any time i rock them because if you dance with them and them no feel anything for their back means say you no soji.

Is north my forth.

The pix is actually nice. Good figure, straight leg, nice hip, face like J.Lo, luscious lips, and a standard veegee to peruse.

I rate it 9/10

@op, whats the meaning of this?

My first relationship i tried not to involve sex, but was actually made a fool when she was distributing it to other guys and claimed virgin mary to me.

Now wey i don dey nyash ladies anyhow na im you want come spoil my show?
Abi u want make thunder fire u?

He's north yor fort...

Nice cleavage (Nice br.e.asts divider)

Please when you have,''what i need to do to make CBN choose me as their worker'' thats when i will comment.


Am coming...

una dey hear abi? Madam patience tank u for advicing them. Ladies listen with all your eyes oooo. My hand no dey

another name for am na ''porto'' all the names i mentioned are not fake or forge,

Iaz93: You should have told her to "Go and Die".

Simple!

#team-go-and-die

i hate pranks. Infact i hate it.

Am coming...

*kai! Mosquitoes plenty for this nite oooo. Make i go buy otapiapia spray for this room*

ebamma: A lot of men act like they
are doing a woman a
favour by asking for their
hands in marriage but I
Always think of this: She
changes her name, Changes
her home, Leaves her
family, Moves in with you,
Builds a home with you,
Gets pregnant for you, Bears
children for you, Pregnancy
destroys her body, She gets
fat, Almost give up in the
labour room due to the
unexplainable pain, Even
the kids she delivers bear
your name Till the day she
dies, so who is really doing
who a favour ? ? Am just
asking oOo

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=627479833960260&id=160394730668775&refid=7&_ft_=qid.5951737922561764493%3Amf_story_key.5621936000641715423

and who took the financial rsponsibilties, shelter her, feed her, buy her clothes, pay her medical bills?? her father?

explorer001: She knelt down, right there, I mean right in the street with everyone watching. This created a big drama as everyone around moved close to see what going on with passers-by stopping to catch a glimpse of the action. Her words in loud voices;
“Forgive me my first love, for you’re my one and only.
I betrayed the trust between us which is our bond.
I’ve imagined this world without you, and its not worth living.
I’m sorry I got tempted with material gains and got distracted in our love journey.
All I need is one chance to prove its only through your eyes I can see.
I promise to give all, pay for my wrong doings in any way just to be in your arms again”
All this words came out amidst tears rolling down her eyes. And with the whole crowd around, I could not figure out what next to do. Then I heard voices from the crowed… “eyah!” “forgiver her” “she really love him” “love is blind” “ I can never do this to any man”….so, wanna know what I did?

op no accept her back

francababy: Can you see the bolded statement? Let me let you know that I am richer than you. I am a middle level manager at a good company and this year, I bought the 2012 honda civic with my own money. So call me if you need a loan...

can we date

looooolls...hahaha. The sight of it is so nasty.

Well, in our vicinity we call it ''kporokpotor, abunya, koogi, warehouse, banga, plate, fembo''

my lady has been doing all this
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Harbsede

Harbosede02:

awa yu sweerie?*gives her a sweet french kiss on her luscious lips.*muah!

Harbosede02: Op,wat do u undastand by destiny??

@op, u r correct. Harbosede is my destiny too. She is my destiny.