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lekkie073: now I can sleep happily.....knowing DAT I ve defeated a certain 'galaticos' . slow and steady......

pwahahahahahaha.... Me too. My opponent gathered both arsenal and chelsea midfielders, up to 4. I was scared but with this draw... Make i spread my mat sleep well jor.

oh my Gawd!

*my pot of beans dey fire o. Make i go check am*

oh my God!
*brings out jotter and biro. Writes everything down*

i will study this the way i studied for my ICAN

*yawns*

i am coming, let me go and check my pot of Beans that is on the fire.

recommended kissing style

[quote author=Foxy_Flow]Na you?

[/quote]never! I just dey pity dat my guy dats all

choi

dear love doctor foxy flow,

there is this case in my area that happens. A guy has been dating this lady for 3 years. He is a worker of Nigeria Breweries plc. This guy provides for this lady everything she needs. He opened a hair dressing for her, bought all the driers, and everything needed for the smooth running of the salon. He totally love this lady. He even brags about her whenever he is always with us. There was a time he said his pastor told him that the girl his is future wife.

Just last month, the unexpected happen. They broke up. Reason was that, she has been seeing other guys and distributing her toto like pure water. She has hidden boyfriends, not until she was caught.

This guy called the relationship off, but the lady was not done as she seized the key to his motor bike that the guy must pay 15,000 before she will release the key. People begged her but to no avail. This guy paid collect his key and that was it.

My kwetion is this, from your indepth knowledge about relationship, what actually went wrong because to us this relationship was a typical example of a perfect love.
Please respond

NOTE OF DISCLAIMER:
the above story above is in no way attached to me. I deem it fit that in all sincerity i have no connection with it.
Amebo people be warmed!!!

and some of them will still divorce again. Its a normal thing in kano. Recycled marriage.

i was here!!!!

Well, i have never promise a girl marriage before. No gal has done abortion for me before. So my hands are clean!

Well. Even if she use the blood from her heart to swear. My guy, The Blood of Jesus Christ will destroy whatever curse she placed with her pucci on you as long as you genuinely beg God for forgiveness. There is no curse that cant be broken.

foxy, my guy hw far na?

I get kwetion wey i want ask you.
What does it mean when a girl tells her guy he is not ready when he told her he would like to visit her and her family? The guy has been chasing her for like six month, thou they are far from each other but lives in the same state. The girl has never visited him, saying as the man, he should do the visiting for now. She at times complain to him that she wants to change her blackberry to a new one, while the guy is still using nokia. The guy always call on her on phone, even when she flashed him, she some times call sha. They are emplyed in the same company, but work at different branches of the state.
Please advice this my friend

NOTE: everybody this case study above is not about me o. Amebo people be warned!!!

it has been known that there is no difference between an ashawo and our ladies. Ashawo demand money before sex, our ladies demand you spend on them before u fu<k them.
Smart guys play them and succeed without spending much while mugu spend, spen and spend wothout even seeing the lady's brazzier.
1. Ashawo gives u con.don before sex.
2. Our gals most times like skin to skin.
Which means our gals distribute hiv, aids, and gonorrhea to us than even the ashawo.

*make you money, when time is right get married thats all*

u r ryt op.

*i will be back, let me check my pot of beans that is on the fire*

am using nokia and she is using black berry.
She said she wants to change to a higher black berry version, that i should change it for her. i declined and told her the one she is using is okay (when me never change my own).
Her attitude changed towards me and she broke up with me.

But am glad she didnt make me a mugu, as a sharp guy, i decoded her magaiasm signal and prepared myself for war.

If you have so much money and want to reduce it, get ladies in your life to do the reducing for you.

if guys gives ladies money they will call us mugu/maga * 100/1.
If guys refuse to give ladies money they will say we are stingy and not good marriageable husbands.

Well, she can go to hell, my money is my money, if she leaves others will take her place. No time

church wedding is known as white wedding. Western tradition. We have our african tradition. Why are we mixing both. Jesus attend a traditional wedding in cana where he did the first miracle. He did not tell them to go for white wedding.
Some pastors are just seeking for more money. Bless their union for them, is that not enough?

God has alot of judgement to do on the last day.

idowuogbo come climb bed jor, i be dey suspect say you sef dey fake oga smith since.

*oya open leg make i enter*

my diiiick is cute and hot at the same time, thats all that matters shikena.

*in nyanya's voice: yvonne nelson roll am ooo*

saliva intake analyses

let 1 centilitre of saliva = 28 units of cancer of the mouth bacteria
if andy's saliva contains = 1,500 bacteria cells X 28= 42,000 cancer of the mouth bacteria

andy's girlfriend also has = also total 42,000

when she pour all her saliva in andy's mouth during kissing the result will be amount to;

42,000 X 42,000= 176,400,000,000 cancer of the mouth causing bacteria.

*Andy you need otatapiapia as vaccines to cure this*
smh for you. Stop spoiling the lives of teenage girls. Abeg ooooo

analyses of andyblaze's age

andy's purported age=17x
girlfriend's age =15x
let x=2

andy true age is = 17 times 2=34
andy is 34 years old

girlfriend's age = 15 times 2=30
she is 30 years old

facts: she is telling her sister, brother etc. About their sex life, she is only complaining that andy dont want to propose to her after 4 years of relationship and when her brother confronts andy he wasnt happy about it.

Bro, make you do go marry ooooo.

if ladies continue saying ''what a man can do a woman can do better'' then...they should

1. Start doing the calling and sending recharge card to us.
2. They should give us money to maintain ourself like money to barb our hair, money for our cream, perfumes, cond.oms and other toiletries.
3. They should be the one to take us out on xmas, new year, easter, valentine's day.
4. They should be the one to toast us when they like us.
5. They should also be the one to initiate sex. start it and end it by being on top and to make sure they satisfy us first during sex.

*confused women!*

let me take my position here cos it is the kind of post that normally make front page.

@op, wen making all these moves make sure your pocket/account is highly monetized else it will be just a waste of precious and valuable time.

me do all this because of Toto? God forbid bad thing.

@op point of correction. Please amend that number 54. My video games, my football match, my cars are more important to me than a lady.

To think that men would do all this for ladies, my greatest shock is that she still gives her punny to other guys to fu<k.

Never give your heart to a woman.*abeg where my playstation4 dey sef?*

i went for a party, chilling with a bottle of martinee, all the beautiful girls in the party were fighting themselves to be my lady, i simply ignored all of them and walked away cause they are all gold diggers ''long throat''

thats ''BREAK EVEN POINT''

JbravoAdodger: Some wives do does that, but they r jus havin backup jus in case cuz u know how men r fickle n crazy sometimes

oh my God! Oh Lord of host. I cant see ooooo. Where are my eyes. This grammar is d bomb

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to my playstation 4. I always have s.ex with it by playing FIFA 14.
No time

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]This may be a bit harsh on the championship sides; some that finished 11th or so may have garnered more points than the 30's at premiership. Think about extending it to 70 teams; 20 from championship.[/quote]true that, chamotex 20 for the championships will be okay. There are those in the main league that their teams are on autopilot but enters top 50, and those actively involve in building their teams week in week out that may not qualify. Dont you think it will be unfair to still have these inactive managers for another season at the detriment of the active ones?

Testing the mic 123...

[quote author=blaise26.abj]please can i join you? [/quote]yes bro, come lets play. My team is europe best eleven.

our girls are just so unreanably, worthlessly expensive. Mtcheeeeew!

*continues playing Fifa 14 on Play Station 4*

lalaboi: Nairaland Conference Cup 1-20

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i can see myself in 3rd position.