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woman wrapper. Are the women complaining? They love it and you are here crying for them. It is their duty.
Use your logic small.
Go and ask the female cow, goat, chicken, queens of ants and honey if the role of child(offspring)care taking is a burden to them.

@op, you well so?

the hidden secrets of women are so poisonous that even a drop of it could kill the entire human race within a second.
Women secret are not for me, the more am not aware of it, the more freer i am.
mtscheeeeeeeeeeeew!
*private please take me away from here

take note of this:

(1) you may try to change somebody but you cannot change her completely.

(2) she always argues with you and disrespect you, even though you spoke to her about it, it still persists. Bro, there is problem ahead.

(3) she said you dont want to come in and you are blocking the chance of others. The truth is she wants to rush you to marry her even with her bad quality, moreover, she is secretly dating other men outside, she has special likeness for one of these men who she prefers more than you and you are here thinking she is a virgin. Desperate ladies are the most cunniest. Wise up

(4) she is into alcohol, thats a turn off. Game over. Leave her, dont carry problem on your head that you cant handle.

(5) the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. If she cant cook now, whem will she have the time to cook for you. The signs are there for you to see. Help you life and get another lady.

Make i stop here before them go say this thing too long ooo.

Justeenaleo: As good as urs

okay honey...you have nice lips for kissing.

martronilla: dunno, dnt ask me.... m awtta this thread

while making post she had wet herself and couldnt handle more wetting. Too bad

femi adebayo is a satanist, he always sacrifice those that admire him every december 10, especially the ones who post their topic on social media.

Hate him and you wont be used, love him and you head will roll next month.

Its your choice to make

#winner-takes-earth

shyness has robbed me from dating ogugua88, alutacontinua, idowuogbo, harbosede, booqee, mrs. Chima, ishilove, caracta, casting crowns, ms-pee, and so many of them.

Oh God, i dont want to be shy again.

5 times a day

5 times 7= 35 times a week
5 times 30= 150 times in a month

150 times 12= 1800 times in a year

what a record!

.let me book, am coming back to comment.

Miner13: please do not tell this is true.

ever since i came into her life, she is consummated with so much laughter and elation. Miner, ask harbosede if na lie i talk.

Justeenaleo: Okpo

trouble maker, hw market?;>

if there is no kitty, then the highest i will spend will be just recharge card money which i will use to talk to her on phone.

I no be gentleman at all o(i no be mugu)

its a normal thing to fart na. It wasnt delibrate. She caused it after all you did control it but she punctured you, and there was a leak in your behind.

Go after her dont be shy, ''even she sef dey mess ooo''

Harbosede02: Some guys ehn!!well@op,u guys aren't meant 2 be,and if u are meant 2 be we wil cum bck 2 hez senses,wat if u guys mari eachorda and he dies afta 2weeks??isn't dat worse,so stp asking 4 wat 2 do wen u knw wat 2 do,go and do ur masters and mr right wud cum sooner or later

harbosede-''hello it is you am looking for'' (continues humming song)

Nnewi1stSon: Right from when she was using her 'spongeback' handle, i've really loved this babe, she's my dream girl, humorous,Garrulous,Rude(politely rude) and drop dead beautful, please any idea on how i can woo her?

na wa ooooo. Nairaland love get as e be ooooo. Last week it was yemi2 for ishilove, today is your turn abi? Well, i wish you luck sha if the tin work ooooo.

hahahahah...*falls from my sleeping mat*

naija gals are so stewpid. Even with children toy cars you will still get them very easy.

ladies and their long throat. When you are a nobody they see you as a pest but when you become rich they will rush like ant that see sugar.

Tufiakwa to some of our ladies.

#team-get-rich-or-die-trying

what of the ones for ladies. That would be the best because our ladies are not satisfied with one deek.

Runz gals on the troll, stop them modafvckers!

[quote author=$on of anarchy]Some one is watching ooh....e-gladiators get ready for ban[/quote]oh my Gad! I remember this face. He was one of the e-gladiators that banned my other monicker.

Wafiiiii

Harbosede02: wen last did u go 4 medical check up??

medical check up stopped ever since u embrace me into your life like a clairvoyant and stole my soul, safe keeping it till eternity reach eternity.

@op try me i wont dump you. Oh sorry, i meant harbosedee, i wont dump u for anytin in da world.

Harbosede02: Itz right and at d same tym it isn't,me as a person don't like it,hez nt my hubby,hez jst my bf,so taking care of my "needs"isn't hez responsibility..itz nt dat d guy wudn't spend on me,mayb on occasions,lyk my bday and val i wud be expecting gifts 4rm im,and mind u,dose gifts aren't my "needs".

thats my gal, no wonder you said to me that i should get 100 naira suya for you on your betday. Love u always

Hence, ladies see it as an opportunity to multi-date and multi-fvck, without their boyfriend knowing.

Dont mind that your girl, they do things like this but later you will be surprised that the same guy has been baanging your ladies nyash for u.

Women, never trust them. Just have at the back of your that your gal has lost interest in u.

money121: THIS IS A TRUE DEFINITION OF GOOD RELATIONSHIP

TRUE OR FALSE?

LOL


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@op, i just dey laugh tire. Their relationship is the best professed relationship.

Have you heard of Akara and Bread relationship before? It is an example of a perfect love. A sachet of cold pure water is the power behind the conjugal bliss.

Lols

U fvck ur woman and she siad talk u and u no like am? If u fvck woman and she no talk anything that means say she no enjoy am. Abeg, make u continue dey knack her Toto for her well well. Dont mind the thank you, u fit migrate to dey nyash fvck her anus on top afterall na u get am.

Thank you

once again i wish u gudluck

[quote author=Foxy_Flow]Men, I hate saying heart breaking stories o but what will man do na.

There is this babe way back then whom I had toasted and toasted that I no longer had words to use on her. Well, she reappeared and was waiting for me to toast her. Instead I was playing around. You can't blame me sha. When you discover that you have something most women want, you begin to form.

Now, she is weeping and weeping and so so weeping that everywhere we meet, she will just start weeping. I don't want her anymore. I don't want to commit myself into something I know would head no where.

For God sake, no be only women sabi yanga. I told her we could be just friends. She agreed but after some days she decided to add emotions into it. I just told her:

"You know you are more of a sister to me."

Kai, she wept that day eh. She said I had rejected her and she would go. Men, I called her back o. I begged her to forgive me that I can't love her. I am not the same guy she knows. I have slept with her cousins and two of her friends. I don't attach feelings to things anymore.

Well, she left. But since then, she had been bombarding me with text messages o. Some of them insultive while some are so scary eh. The latest on was...

"You slept with my cousin and you are feeling like superman. Get ready to forfeit your wedding."

Whatever she meant.

Now I am so confused. Should I go back to her?

Please help[/quote]foxy, no dont go and meet her. For what na? Girl wey dey form for, later she say sje want you? No. I no gree. U knack her cousina and sister akpako, abi? Eh, eh, d tin no go make sense again. Unless u want help her shine her congo small, if na that one, guy i give u support jor! Carry go