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RomanceRe: The Difference Between Women And Men (comic relief) by mencade6: 12:28pm On Nov 25, 2013
mumumugu: I am a lazy cow
tongue
RomanceRe: The Difference Between Women And Men (comic relief) by mencade6: 12:27pm On Nov 25, 2013
mumumugu: shut up. You dont have the game.
hahahaha...idiooot. Who told you i dont have it? Well, guy, if you want play, you fit come my residence!


Well, in other news, i know within my heart that this thread will somehow go to front page.

Make i put my signature here jhoor!
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RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Girls You Should Never Marry by mencade6: 11:29am On Nov 25, 2013
okay ooo, i don hear. I will think about it sha.

Meanwhile... @op, abeg help me with maggi for your side, i want put am for my pot of beans wey dey for fire.
RomanceRe: The Difference Between Women And Men (comic relief) by mencade6: 11:19am On Nov 25, 2013
women! Always confusing themselves

abeg, where that my playstation jare, make I play FIFA 14 joor!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade6: 10:43am On Nov 25, 2013
[size=30pt]the picture below is for those that have van persie as their captain for this game week.[/size]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade6: 10:24pm On Nov 24, 2013
ritchboy: Breaking free...
you dey try sha.

Well, as at yesterday my arrow was pointing bayelsa with red paint, but today today my arrow is about to point aso rock with nigeria green colour!

wow!
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by mencade6: 11:35am On Nov 24, 2013
martowskin1: mecade6 where is mencade5, oboy I can't beliv my nyash o, finally dis whole sh*t is comin to an end
martowski my guy, mencade6 is my other username, mencade5 was banned by one of those nonsense moderator. Anyway sha, i cant believe this service is coming to an end. How ur side na? Have a great week ahead
RomanceRe: His Marathon Sex Sometimes Makes Me Faint -wife•no, It Can’t Kill Her -husband by mencade6: 1:30pm On Nov 23, 2013
my prayer today is:

ladies that desire such men share have it name.

And those men that desire such libido, God shall give it to you. Amen.
RomanceRe: Can A Relationship Exist Witout Sex by mencade6: 12:54pm On Nov 23, 2013
no. It doesnt work. Unless u want to play the part of a fool, while your gal is giving out her home theatre to another guy.
RomanceRe: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mencade6: 11:42am On Nov 23, 2013
Faith93: I dunno sef..but I no understand you
i just followed you, accept it and lets take it frim there.
RomanceRe: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mencade6: 10:34am On Nov 23, 2013
no time for dumb gals. I prefer my play station 3 than their dumb chat.
RomanceRe: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mencade6: 10:13am On Nov 23, 2013
Harbosede02: give wat a try? angry
give our chat life a chance to see if we are chattable.
RomanceRe: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mencade6: 9:51am On Nov 23, 2013
Harbosede02: grin seriously,av u chatted wif me b4??
maybe and maybe not. But if you want us to give a try i would welcome dat.
RomanceRe: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mencade6: 9:01am On Nov 23, 2013
jay bee: Stay away from asking closed questions

Don't go asking her "how did your day go"

Ask her to tell you the highlight of her day instead
what! Highlight? Bro, you asked them a simple question and they failed woefully by answering k, kul, fn,yh, mknu, trd etc. If you make that mistake of asking highlight, their brain will encounter error. this is how their reply will be like:

girl: hi
me: hello harbosedee, good morning dear
girl: kk
me: hope ur nite was splendid
girl: yh
me: it was cold down here in ikoy, lagos.
Girl:gud

(later in the evening)

gurl:hi
me: hello dear
gurl: k
me: harboseede, how did ur day go for u
girl: fn
me: tell me the highlight of your day
girl:.
Me: am waiting for ur answer
girl: .
Me: what did u say?
Girl: don knw
me: u wont seize to amaze me
girl: .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade6: 6:38am On Nov 23, 2013
akpos4uall: Please, may I join you guys? For how many decades (lol) will I continue to ask before you all accept me? I understand it may be too late to join an head to head league, but what about classic league. Do I have to wait till next season?
akpos, sure we would like you to join our league. Though am in nairaland championship league (coca cola league, division 1), while some are in the main league (nairaland champions league). Its only chamotex that can tell if there is space to add you in. He is the comptroller general and administrator for the leagues.

Chamo, abeg if space dey make you add akpos for our coca cola league. Akpos put your e-mail here so that it could easy or he may pm you. Tanx
RomanceRe: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mencade6: 6:04am On Nov 23, 2013
Harbosede02: TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF D WAY ST.UPID GUYS CHAT...GUYS ENJOY....
Boy:helo beauty
Girl:hey
Boy:how are u?
Girl:am fyn u?
Boy:0h!am veri fyn o,u knw y?
Girl:y?
Boy:becos 2dai is d first tym in years dat am chating with an angel,babe u r so beautiful(d gurl's d.p is a comic pix)
Girl:really??aw do u knw?
Boy:4rm d way u chat,i can already imagine aw "beauty" u are..,so aw was ur nyt(NB:the tym is 9pm o)
Girl:u say??
Boy:oh!babe sori abt dat,i meant 2 say aw is ur day going.
Girl:huh??...fyn thnx
Boy:where r u nw?(this question usually piss me off!)
Girl:am at ome
Boy:k,my name is kaycee and i stay at festac,wudn't mind knwin u beta(they wud neva tell u deir real name,wich is usually e.gakanji,adio,adigun,etc)can i av ur digits
Girl: mayb later nt nw.
Boy: ok,my dad own d aus we live in hr,and mumsy lives in ikeja,she sells imported goods(abeg wu ask u?)
Girl:good to knw.
Boy: ok,are u on bbm?
Girl:am nt.
Boy:waaaaat??y nau..well am on bbm and here is my pin.526874288
Girl:is dat ur pin or ur waec reg??
(kkk.....is already offlyn).
huh
RomanceRe: She Has Herself To Blame by mencade6: 5:36am On Nov 23, 2013
sanb: I'll call it neither....that's not a conversation at all.....it's more or less you trying to have an open conversation where she's expected to have a say; but for her, she's having a closed conversation which is a one word answer....

In all, as I said previously in one of my post; some people can have good conversation(s); whilst for some others, it doesn't come easy....
@sanb, it seems u are a good shatter. I like your reponse here. Alright, lets exchange pin and username. 24ef438e. It is a nokia 3310 pin. Lols...am just joking oooo. I like ur reply up there sha.
RomanceRe: Please Help! by mencade6: 9:34pm On Nov 22, 2013
Barryp: Funny. Abeg shes stil a virgin o. Guyz, shes bin calling since last nyt bt I refused 2 pik. Jst dnt knw wat 2 tell her. I cant adopt ds strategy 4 2 long though, dats why I nid ur hlp
whats so hard for her to choose between you and the other guy? As for me, i will tell you to let her go. Since she is still confused, she left and came back. She will one day leave u again. Guy use ur head
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade6: 9:14pm On Nov 22, 2013
lalaboi: Ibime has no 10minutes per week for FPL. . but has loads of time to pen lines for a Netcee championship. . lol. Picking on kids to battle with. shior
please put d link to d page here. We would love to see him and his children play
RomanceRe: She Has Herself To Blame by mencade6: 8:55pm On Nov 22, 2013
HisRib: I'm a serial texter so I definitely do not chat that way. Trust and believe that.

I'm only trying to explain why these chicks may be talking this way.

I don't believe in playing games. A grown man appreciates that.
wow... I was wrong then. Forgive my action. Maybe we could give ourself a trial you know. What do u tink?
RomanceRe: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mencade6: 8:43pm On Nov 22, 2013
PreciousDaAngel: Hey I can definitely chat! Give me a go on - 0067570890715
Precious x
am a retired chatter...no time
RomanceRe: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mencade6: 8:42pm On Nov 22, 2013
hahahaha...badt guys. Una open new thread for this nonsense cjatting behaviours from our ladies ba? No wahala

i made a vow not to chat on whatsapp, facebook, 2go, nimbuzz, etc. Why? Due to this kind of incessant and maniacal chatting from ladies.
My first question is this: are guys professionals counsellors? Who are we counselling? Is chatting a reverse name for counselling?
If you want to kill me body, soul, and spirit chat like this:

girl: hi
me: hello dear, good evening. How are you today?
Girl: fn (fine)
me: hope your day went well for you (in a well-mannered way
girl: yes

...notices she is not slow in reply, trying to make it interesting
me: so what did you do today?
Girl: notin
me: okay, if you say so
girl: k
me: i was hoping to see you today
girl: not possible
me: whats wrong with that
girl: m bizi(am busy)
me: alright no problem about that
girl: kkkk
me: i just returned back from school, work was stressful today
girl: kkkk

oh my God, this thing is so annoying even as am typing this sample for you guys. Me chat? God forbid bad thing
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Flirt With Men They're Not Even Interested In? by mencade6: 8:22pm On Nov 22, 2013
there is are bugs inside the brain cells of ladies that made them to do and act unreasonably. I pity them. How can they proudly waste the time of someone and when he express his mind on how he feel they will pretend they are shock to hear it and want to be just friends. Hmmmmmm. Our girls and ladies needs mental operation.

Nothing kills more than a woman. Terrorists, armrobbers, war, crises kill less compare to women. What a being!
RomanceRe: My Babe Is Hotter Than Your Babe by mencade6: 8:01pm On Nov 22, 2013
her boo.bs is nice but her back is big like a weight lifter.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Many Times Do You Get "Hit on" In A Month by mencade6: 7:35pm On Nov 22, 2013
Vickii Ro: @ most 10
My walk intimidates most pple;My frnds claim I walk lyk a soldier
*grins*
na wa oooo
PhonesRe: Some Useful Nokia Codes & How To Format/Reset Ur Phone by mencade6: 4:56pm On Nov 22, 2013
imsparkling: Lips so French and Ass so Spanish!! #Drake follow me on twitter @joyswtie2.............................u'll b glad u did
joy i just followed you, what is my reward?
PhonesRe: Some Useful Nokia Codes & How To Format/Reset Ur Phone by mencade6: 4:52pm On Nov 22, 2013
me too...but the tin make sense oooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade6: 3:01pm On Nov 22, 2013
Ibime: Y'all know ma team. Ipukulu. Last season 5th. Oya send code

Mazi: Seems just like yesterday; how time flies

[size=80]pwahahahaha, oh Lawd[/size]

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