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Oludrex: No vex.. No be say we intentionally expose ur insecurity with this thread.. We just freestyle ni..

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Sepp360: I know the answer to the 3rd question!..

One V.a.g.i.n.a is equal to thousands of different sized and coloured P.e.n-i.s!.... *hehehehehe* i try shey?

hahahaha...u na professor for this thing ooo.

our ladies are stubborn goats that wont listen to advice, until time is against them. They always act as if Pu-ci is quantified and scientifically valued. If that is part of their crude thinking then;

[size=30pt](1) what is the unit of measurement of Va.gi.na?
(2) is Va.gi.na greater than P.e.nis?
(3) one Va.gi.na is equal to how many P.e.nis?
(4) is Va.gi.na the determining factor during sexual intercourse?
(5) is the Va.gi.na the only reactive agent during s.ex or is she a transferrer of utility to a second party (P.e.nis)?


Nonsense ladies!!![/size]

ipain: I only metioned that as a considered option that would make her not dare such again. But on a second thought, it won't work.

I wished there was something I could do that would make her never repeat such on me or any guy for that matter, something that will make her fear and shiver at thought plotting such scheme.

Here is why I am angry.

Anger 1
She asked me to pay money into an account whose owner is not around. How couldn't she know before asking for the account and why didn't she inform the owner of what she wanted to use it?

My anger 2

She rang me to know if I had made moves to make second payment. How couldn't she know that she wont be coming? Anybody for that matter would have known that they can't make an apppointment due to other engagements and they would have hinted respective parties to whom they have agreement with.

This is basic logic, man.

She still didn't give me details of what made her not show up.

Despite my call, she told me she isn't sure she will come next day, even while I was lamenting over my disappointment.

She also NEVER apologised even when she was on facebook.

To me, I just pray I get over this cos I hate it when someone take me for ride and I can be very dangerous at that point in time such that the culprit would be greatly shocked at what I could. I am just a direct opposite of my personality when taken for a ride.

A typical example is what Incredible Hulk does when angered.

[size=30pt]my guy thing be say she don nack u. U r infact to her a ''Real Man''mugu.[/size] meanwhile read

to all the long throat ladies in nairaland,
outside nairaland, in abroad, in the village, the
runs gals in abuja, lagos, portharcourt etc, the
money monger ladies in ibadan, kaduna, aba
etc. The gals using pu.ci power to build house
and buy expensive items, the ones with money scanning eyes that are still trekking.
The money conscious girls who claimed to
love us but are more concern about what is in
our pocket, the ones nearing menopause
who wants to catch innocent brothers in the
church, in the name of fake born again. I dey great all of una oooooooooo

[size=30pt]Is this not sexkillz?[/size]

why are u wasting time asking this kwetion? Here is their true character

to all the long throat ladies in nairaland,
outside nairaland, in abroad, in the village, the
runs gals in abuja, lagos, portharcourt etc, the
money monger ladies in ibadan, kaduna, aba
etc. The gals using pu.ci power to build house
and buy expensive items, the ones with money scanning eyes that are still trekking.
The money conscious girls who claimed to
love us but are more concern about what is in
our pocket, the ones nearing menopause
who wants to catch innocent brothers in the
church, in the name of fake born again. I dey great all of una oooooooooo

this is my assertion:

to all the long throat ladies in nairaland,
outside nairaland, in abroad, in the village, the
runs gals in abuja, lagos, portharcourt etc, the
money monger ladies in ibadan, kaduna, aba
etc. The gals using pu.ci power to build house
and buy expensive items, the ones with money scanning eyes that are still trekking.
The money conscious girls who claimed to
love us but are more concern about what is in
our pocket, the ones nearing menopause
who wants to catch innocent brothers in the
church, in the name of fake born again. I dey great all of una oooooooooo

Eeja Nla01: Chai! Guy I swaar I dey feel ya,let this ur message spread,let them hear all over, both on nairaland and off nairaland

[quote author=Dailynews ][/quote]my guys una well done o. I hope say i make una happy? Dont mind all those our gals ooo. I will try to spread this message to them. Tanx

[quote author=Circle-Of-Wilis]guy hw far, u still dey d kano abi u don redeploy..hw service nah[/quote]wilis my guy, i decided to remain in kano. Man must survive. Its indeed under the sun and rain, in a hausa village. But everything is coming to end sha. Where u dey na?

U1: You guys no go kill pesin with laugh o.

The league is a tight affair this time and Ibime couldn't stand the heat. Shame. E mean say everybody in the leagues right now deserves pat on the back for having the liver to stay.

my guy you right. This is my first season with no idea and skills initially. My records was like this
game week
wk 1: 56
wk 2: 34
wk 3: 36
wk 4: 40
wk 5: 42

i was prayer and organizing all nite about my score, telling God atleasts let me just manage and enter 50. I was satisfied with 50. But now, am trying sha.

Ibime life is like that.

HisRib: You clearly missed the point. The same men who claim they like classy chicks, chase the slutty chicks. This is why women act slutty. That's the same analogy I used for the "conversation" situation. If we show interest too fast, we are easy. If we play games, we are childish. For the love of God, what do you men want?

hmmmm...we have seen the truth. She is one the ladies that chat that way. What is your gain when u chat unwittingly?

dmcdad: Guy you dey madt ooooooo. Like seriously? Jesus Christ of my father! Ahh! Girls dey Naija ooooooo. I fear buh I refuse to run

@dmcdad, hahahaha...laugh full this our naija ooo. Like seriously, i am suspecting our girls and ladies ooo. They like learning, accepting, and doing mumu mumu things God knows where they learnt it from. Our gals are dull, i will say it to my sisters if possible. What is this?

Me: hello, good morning
girl: hi
me: how was ur nite dear?
Girl: fine
me: i guess you enjoyed your day
girl: yh (which means yes to her)
me: your pix looks lovely
girl: hmmm
me: honestly speaking it is
girl: k

this is a typical rubbish from our girls. oh, my God!!! I fit vex break her head oooo

Miner13: Do not just tell that nairaland woke u up

miner, hahaha....its not my fault o. Its the addiction in nairaland. We are trying to help each other here. Hw your side?

IfyChuky: A Real boyfriend : - Calls you for nothing - Texts you all the time - Wants to see you always - Often get jealous at U - Is actually Over-protective - Always wants 2 feel as U - Cares most about U, & anything appertained 2U. - Mostly Mild when its U - & loves YHU, more dan U'd eva have Imagined...

guy forget this real boy or real men name calling ooo. If u mistake call me a real man i fit stone you ooo. Real men are not for our ladies, real men are mugus to them, real men are weak men etc. Abeg, i take God beg u no try am, i am criticising this post ooo

Energito: bros if its easy for me to break up with her i wud hav done dat since.each time i think of break up i begin to hav fear that am not goin to get sumone like her again and i cant stay a day without calling or hearin her voice.she knows is my weak point

my guy, come let me advice you as a brother, let go of that gal. She is a player, she doesnt value, the distance between you and her as destroyed your relationship. I am telling you to forget her, wetin dey worry you for head sef? That your girl is pure runs gal, a big liar, a player, an ashawo.
As my brother, i want you to delete her number, tell yourself its over with her. The truth is if you never ffffuuukkc that girl you are just a signboard to her. Abeg, no kill yourself for any gal, they are not worth you ooo.
the other call is from a guy that is baaanging and fffuuking her pu.ci very well and everyday. Its the truth. I want make d tin pain make u wise up. ''they say, he who he loves he scold''.
When a girl is with u she is yours, when she is gone she belongs to all the men. Toto no dey read meter, d tin no get gauge or measurement. Leave her! Leave her!! Leave her!!! I have done my best for you. Bye and goodluck

Mindependent: I'm pretty sure he won't deny me because I know he secretly desires me and also my boyfriend does not have to know

I just really need it right now, I've tried my best but I guess I'm not going to be getting girlfriend of the year award

unfaithfulness of the highest order... Well madam cheerful giver. After you give him his share, come over to my side. Our girls are rubbish these days. Your innocent boyfriend is killing himself with hypertension because of you, and you cant close your leg for one minute? You are wicked oooo. Smh

hahahahahaha.....its quite funny and painful.
@op, the same stupid thing happened to me by one stupid gal. I met her, we started as friends. She gave me her number, 2go username, i also added her on whatsapp.
This gal only called once, in our chat she will say k, lols, brb. Same as yours above. It vexed me, i had to ask her, what kind of nonsense chat is this, she gave a nonsense excuse that she had many people chatting with. I saw dat she doesnt want to stop, i decided to delete her from my whatsapp and 2go. Nonsense!

Miner13: Fp tinz nau

miner, u r right. the thread is still fresh but is already dead. Fp no go male sense again oooo

this is my assertion:

to all the long throat ladies in nairaland, outside nairaland, in abroad, in the village, the runs gals in abuja, lagos, portharcourt etc, the money monger ladies in ibadan, kaduna, aba etc. The gals using pu.ci power to build house and buy expensive items, the ones with money scanning eyes that are still trekking. The money conscious girls who claimed to love us but are more concern about what is in our pocket, the ones nearing menopause who wants to catch innocent brothers in the church, in the name of fake born again. I dey great all of una oooooooooo

my guy, d pix make sense ooooo. Well, make i reward u with alutacontinua, d babe tight, you go enjoy her.

Khalessi: Is this suppose to hurt me or what? Grow assswipe....btw I've put up a new pic of me on my profile you can go look at it, and report back.

bab na true. I must confess. U fine well well ooo. Foxy, i am recommending her for you.

a replica of my booqee

what else can i say?

Idowuogbo: I forgive u...

wow...forgiveness accepted. But hey woman, don't pretend o. I like it when you shout and scream at people. Is that a turn on for me?

*still wondering*

dederocs: lol...me i hail dem pass-the way these ladies dey swallow dicks like sharks consuming sardines...
badt girls.

hahahah...badt guy

all na wash...no time for them abeg

@op, you are very correct sha. But them gals gonna come and lambast to the core.

Here is a prayer point for them: any curse those gals throw for u, let it go back to their head. Amen

*all runs gals and money conscious relationship ladies i dey great una oooo*

Miner13: haha y did u c it as idowuogbo match

cos dat is her exact description. Maybe he should ask her out. she is single of late and from her increased ranting you can decipher she needs a guy.

*idowu if u like fire me back, all i can say is back to sender* in fact am not coming back to this thread again

Austeenx: Yes, of course!

I can date and later marry this smiley =>

^

that smiley up there is already blushing for me! Look at her red cheeks, her innocent face, God! She's hawt!
The only problem with her is the shiny bald-head that she's having, but I promise to get her Brazilian and Mongolian hair. Apart from that shiny bald-head, she's PERFECT!!!

Once again, I can date and marry from Nairaland.

Thank you.

bro. This your description match idowuogbo's own.

[quote author=Foxy_Flow]


Only helping a brother [/quote]guy, well done jare, make u help yemi.

Why is she forming hard to get sef? Make dis wise decision and come to the arms of yemi. Yemi best of luck.

@Op, na true u talk.

SHOUT OUT
Our long throat gals in nairaland, outside nairaland, abroad, in the village, our money conscious ladies and all the runs gals both learned and on the job training. I great all of una ooooo

easyson: When would submission end for batch b corps member...thanks

hallo everybody, have been busy surfing the world with my crested vest. Copas weeee oooo. Long time. Pop tinson my mind

well, batch b deadline is ending january next year enjoy