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@ 2fine (I was in Houston 2wks ago)

I chillin ma' - As 4 shishi Well I don't know who snatched his Lunch Boxx

Enjoy ya self

Hey Lil Boy - I don't really seem to be rude
But U fina do somthin bout ya English
Cusz that won't admit U in any School in The States
And I mean even Elementary
I'm embarrassed to know any adult still
Find it difficulty to write properly

GOD HELP US HERE

hoodboi:
i'll give u 30mins to take these words back before i make u eat em by force hustler, u shudn't have done this to yoself now u gat me comin on ya


1 to 30

well u didn't take it back so i'm going to come burst yo bubble

I'm gonn a tell ya'll somethin bout this bitch called hustler aka gay bastard
dey call this bitch hustler cus he hustle to suck c**ks
that's were u specialize u in nd u also got a pet duck
on weekends when sleek mc ain't round u grab d duck nd mess it
yeah i holla'd @ ciara, thought she wuz cute too
but who'd u holla @ sleek mc u fool
bitches think my laps re a seat cus i jst make em fall in love @ a glance
fat old gays run after u cus u d cheapest of gay bitches nd u give a free lap dance
were'd yu borrow this rhymes from yo former boyfriend sisi gayholla?
nd why u two break up cus u gained a lil height nd u became taller
u still not as tall as my middle finger bitch that's why whenever u talk i don't hear ya
i stick out d middle finger nd stick it on yo hoes that's why dey run after me
now when dey see yu dey wana flee
i didn't even have to take yo chick on a shoppin spree
before she grabed me nd begged fo me to give her d koko
now fo u her p***y is off bounds it's a no go
oh ooop's now yo secret is out u shudn't have bleeped wit hoodboi
talkin bout creds in d hood u jst a lil toy
that me nd d boi's command u nd u can't help but obey our every word
like sleek u jst wana wana roll wit d big boi's
yeah u get ta roll wit us runnin after my ride is what u do boi
i'm jst going to end this by stickin out d finger i use on yo chick's p***y
mess u bitch nd don't mess wit hoodbooooi!!!!

Dawg - Wanna say Cheers to this sh*t
Nice One Bro - Hoodloyals 4ever

@Lil Boy (Aka. Sleek Mc)

I ain't givin U credit cusz his rap line is poor
Nigga U should be hardcore - Cusz this right here is pre- rap war
Step ya game Up U cud do better than that
U cud get right n' quit actin like that
U say I'm a HOODED HOLIGANS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
But HOW COME U VISITED THE U.S EMBASSY 365 TIMES
I'm ain't braggin' but I'm more legit than anyone on Nairaland
I mean I'm American - Thatz why U never see me in ya Land
I understand ya status - U don't speak  American English
But this Nigga in Rwanda tellin me his goin to get Rich
Help please - Somebody call 911 cusz Lil Boy needs SOS
His life is a Refugges lifestyle - Catch Flies n' Eat it
I saw U on my TV - Larry King said Uz a Rufugge Celebrity
So MR LIL BOY FILTHY - Flee my Crib cusz U don't have to envy me
So Unbehalf of MENIKE , The JUGDES n' my Hoodloyal Family
Nigga go back to were U suppose to be (The U.N Refugge Camp)

This one is strictly MURDER
It's 18lines of straight Bullet, To Lil Boy or Anythin' livin

@Lil Boy (Aka. Sleek Mc)
I'ma bout to put 18 bullet down this lil Nigga
My whyte sleeves on no bulletproof just to tell that worthless Figga
I push cokes that regulate a Real Nigga
Only me cud make U another notable Nairaland figga
Right now Lil Boy ya line are distinguishly mediocre Nigga
Lil Boy respect me before U get attacked by some Ninja


Hold Up, I gat a call from Shishi - Told me that Boy was his group reject
Haha ,Thatz why I had to put U on my Mp3 auto eject
I've been around the world - They call me The HOOD'S Greatest
Thatz I stay loyal to Hoodloyal - Thatz why we Nairaland best
And If U ever talk sh*t - Lil Boy I suggest U goin regret
Ever say sh*t bout me and my Nairaland Greatest
I spit so fly thats why I ain't any record company reject
Bein in Companies such as Murder INC, Death Row hope U understand that
That cud answer question from the Leader of that SheGang
Its Menike n' Hoodloyal Lil Boy , I ain't ready for that Gang
I cud sit back n' smoke weed n' my records would be a Big Bang
So Sleek Mc chill - I gat Mixtapes, An Album please bcareful
Unless U wanna have dinner wit the ascensious devil
             
Menike (aka. The Don dela Capone of Queens) Out

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Yo Guys - I guess it's The Don dela Capone's turn to kill a Lil Boy  
I'ma start off wit 1 of 2pac's line  (Hope the Judges Accept that)
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(@Lil Boy .aka. Sleek Mc)

Ist of I'ma Fu*ck ya bit*ch n' that new click U claim
I'm the greatest on this sh*t- Nigga ain't here for fame
Talk sh*t I'ma put you down below
So lil Boy stick ya titty dick in btw ya heads below
I'm a Major - Nigga dissin' U to me is just a shame
But after I'm done , U will always remember my name
I was born half Nigerian n' I gat more material
Uz a Ijebu Ode gangsta - Taxin' motorist in Isolo
Ya last Gurl sleeked her way thru my jean material
She sucked that thing hard, that made me feel her
She told me ya last name was Fufu/Obolo
Lil Boy get back- My Baby Brittany wanna take U to pre-school
Ya English I.Q is like a 2months old baby, So boy be cool
Before I send my Hoodloyal boyz to bury U in my pool
I know U know U know , Niggas here ain't like U
I cud go on n' on wit U so I can't ever be like U
I'm in the street of NY - Doin' what I do
Hustlin' makin' my cash, Lil Boy it feels really good
So make sure U go register for Rap lessons in Pre- school
You dissin' me only presents U as a fool
I ain't runnin' around braggin' like Mr NL President cusz that ain't cool
I'ain't talkin bout Seun - Cusz we both Cuszin' Cool
Put U lil Boy in the mood , Let me show U my Hood fool
We smoke crack, sip Barcadis never do we eat ya regular Fufu

Hhahaha (We gat Many Many gays up here)

Why dem "So called Rappers ain't spittin sh*t" -
Well I'ma tell y'all this - Sleek shows or No show.
I will give him what I gat in his Absence (Tru Story)

@Hoodboi

Show them what U gat - It's y'all's turn

@2fine
Whatz happenin' Baby Gurl

Hahaha 

They must be disqualified 

Isn't that the rule 

I hope that Lil Boy I battle shows up

@Mukina & Chris

When do we get the Result btw thos 2guys (Jduck & Tianshie)

@EVERYONE

I'm back - I'm back on my New York Block
I'm back on those street where I sell my rock
Texas taught me the summer cud be wild
But why- Why can't Israel n' Hezbollah try to reunite
My skin is tougher than those Texan Cattle Hide
Thats why I distribute like a Bi*tch sayin' y'all hi
Cusz Tonite ,sh*t goin' good n' better
So y'all Internet gangstas really needs somtin' better

@ Chris & Muki (Sup y'all)

I'm Back from Texas - Nice to see y'all hold this sh*t down

@ Sleek MC
I hope U give me a nice challenge Lil Boy

@Everyone
Menike is back n' get ready for more CONTROVERSY

@ Mukina & Chris

I'll be in Texas this weekend
So I'ma get back for the Tourney on Monday

AND LET ME BATTLE JDUCK (Cusz I just wanna kill him)

I did ask y'all to go get an Album

I'm fully aware, I didn't tell anyone I'm Pastor Troy or anything

That's why y'all just ask n' I keep overlookin' y'all

So I'd like Jduck to get his mind right - n' educate himself wit sh*ts
Fu*ck outta here  

Hahahaha 

Jduck13 - Talkin' bout bein a Man , Lil Son U 13,
I don't really have much to say
Cusz this a Tourney Thread .

( By the way , U cud ask me bout my real Name)
Fu*ckin gay ( U mad cusz I ripped ya Lil ' Bro)
I bet U cud try harder ( Cusz I'ma still rip U n' ya lil'Bro 2gether)
@ Hoodboi
Tell that Lil' Son of Ours to go play his Nintendo

There are thing U gat to keep silent

Take me as a Menike ( That's my Id ON NL)

I hope U get used to it dude

@Toosyno

Nigga - Let the judges decide

hustler:
i wanted to put my name in because i thot it was real here/but it seems there's too many lames that gotta be on wheelchairs/

@Hustler
Who U call lame , Oh !! U no problem

So U lame
And that's ya new name
If U eva get bursted by Niggas U goin blame
Cusz Niggas ain't just fo' fame
We ride out here n' set it on flame
So allow me to say Hustler- Lame is ya new Name

@Christiano

The sign up sh*t was 'pose to end this week (Saturday)
So they still gat 3days

Yeah !! Crazy that's the word

Hahahahhahahahhaha Hahahhahahahha


Sleek MC , Dude please work on ya English

Hey y'all

Pls ley the judges do their work pls y'all

@Chris & Mukina

Y'all I've tried to bring y'all into this ,
Pls try get another judge so y'all cud be 3.

@ EVERYONE
IT'S 3DAYS BEFORE DEADLINE

Sign up for the real Tourney here NOW

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-19846.0.html

THE judges are waitin' already

@CHRISTIANO

PLS WE NEED U as a judge in this THREAD

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-19846.0.html

WE BOUT TO SET THINGS IN OTHER THERE AND YA HELP WILL BE NEEDED.

(Chorus)
I tell this Niggas, I did it for love
Oh Yeah , From my Hood to Hollywood
Baby I'm all yours, all yours
I'ma die for U n' live forever

(MENIKE)
Common ma' U know we gat problems
Call from ya ex only make thing plain retarded
I ain't the fancy U used to know
But I cud work U from my speakerboxx from down below
U smiles make a nigga want to know "Whatz ya name" ?
"Whatz the secret behind those sexy eyez"?
I seen alotta chics in hollywood but they ain't like U
Ya sexy thong always gat niggas high
That's why I want ya number so I cud just say hi
My boyz be sayin' Uz a playas freak
If I see U in my bed, I'ma give U a titty leak
I don't do love rap all the tyme- But wit U on my rotation
I'm bout to take a Gangsta rap vacation

(Chorus)
I tell this Niggas, I did it for love
Oh Yeah , From my Hood to Hollywood
Baby I'm all yours, all yours
I'ma die for U n' live forever

(MENIKE)
They say death is wicked but wit U it's just so sweet
It cud make a nigga want to have wet dream
From the Hood to Hollywood, Girl U are a queen
I'ma like a KING in Queensbrigde, My brittany is a future queen
I gat cars, money and the finest crib
My dad is white doesn't mean - I ain't smoked crack
But wit U my honey, I cud crack all Night
That's why the guys on Nairaland think I'm so versatile
They say I'm this, Some say I'm the best in this lyrical sh*t
I've been wit 7 girls tonight , Look ma' U the best in this Mouth Gig sh*t
I ain't frontin' baby but U cud sit on my dickies
Then U cud promise love from the Hood to Hollywood


(Chorus)
I tell this Niggas, I did it for love
Oh Yeah , From my Hood to Hollywood
Baby I'm all yours, all yours
I'ma die for U n' live forever


@ Everyone
That hit song "Hood to Hollywood" is off "Shine of a Devil"
On Dj Power2's Mixtape . All the way in Alaska
Nigga asked to me spit some Sexy line for the Ladies and all
That sh*t - So I got to take a vacation of the Gangsta ("Fu*ck U's I do"
And set this one for the Sexy Mama n' Ladies n' Fake sexy Ladies 

Get ya mind right - It was only a Vacation
I'm still sittin' down tight wit my GANGSTA RHYMES

We need more peps

@snazzydawn

Don't worry I wud say my American prayers for Gov. Attah

Luv ya Pics on Hi5.

Hoolllaa

@Jduck
I'd like to give ya lil' Bro a tip of som of me'
I haven't rhymed fo' a while . So I'M BACK Y'ALL

                Yeah (Goin be short , Easy but hard)
Letzz  Goooo 

I know no sh*t bout U
But wit ya bro here - Now watch me rip U
I only gat 3lines left for U
Tryin' to battle me is like a rat runnin' a racin' U
I'm sure U in 4th grade - Now here's from me to U
Eveseh, Hot-angel, 2fine , Mukina get that kid a Baby Diaper too

WELCOME  GUYS
WE WANTED A TOURNEY - NOW IT'S TIME TO SIGN UP FOR IT

                                          ^ THE RULES ^    
**  YOU'LL ONLY HAVE 7DAYS TO SIGN UP -
**  BEFORE SEUN LOCKS THE THREAD (AND I HOPE HE DOES)
**  ANYBODY THAT DON'T SIGN UP IS REGARDED IRRELEVANT
**  YOU SIGN UP BY JUST TELLIN' US YOUR AVAILABILTY.
**  THE JUDGES : AKOLAWOLE, MUKINA , CHRISTIANO, DIDDY


   REMEMBER Y'ALL , THIS IS A FOLLOW UP TO https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-19260.0.html

                 WE GAT 6DAYS TO GO

@ EVERYONE

HOW MANY OF Y'ALL WILL ENTER FOR THE TOURNEY

             CUSZ WE FINA' SORT THIS SH*T OUT PROPERLY

@ SHISHI & HOODBOI

             I WUD BE HAPPY TO GET Y'ALLS HELP TO SET THIS SH*T ON

MAYBE GET A NEW THREAD

@Muki

I wud suggest they open a new Thread for this

I hope Seun wud coporate wit us as we do this.

@ CHRISTIANO

THE BEST SH*T I'VE SEEN TODAY DAWG
POETIC AND SIGNIFICANT - MAKE ALOT OF SENSE


LUVED IT SO MUCH (CUSZ I USED TO DO THAT B4.)