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Nigga U have to sell yaself to her (Jokes, Nice words, Compliments)

Allow me to introduce the hottest rhymes of the days

(Jduck)
OK now ima bring it out like never be4
stand up man up ya bit$$ a$$ LovePeddler
iM MEAN  I'm clean a clear shot murderer
try to preserve u ya death I tried to deter
till it came to beef and pistols bein polished
So then I Abolished u jus straight up demolished u
tianshie try to where da crown that surely don't fit
well I don't form plurals call me mass noun wit a hit
passed down wit a split ya jus half a crown
jus like a couple of English coins half a crown
now I aint comparin u to money because u aint worth none
u was da ugliest thing ive eva seen since ya birth son
then I didnt were protection but im werin it now
because my rymes da hardest armor that has ever been found
u can call me a cleric because I wield metal and magic
My poition is my flowin my swords da mic when I grab it
man its jus a habit don't call me silly rabbit
because I aint lupe doin trix like a gay
Man im malicious my rymes are not soso
because even when im not in mexico they screamin loco

(Hoodboi)
now that menike's back d game's got hotter
ya'll niggaz ain't seen nothin get ready for the slaughter
nairaland filled wit haterz that think dey tough
bringing competition that's not worth our lines
dese kids jst wana attach to us dey like vines
but what d eck we smoke of jst like weed
hoodloyalz on top of d foodchain
we highbreeds nd ya'll kids re jst lowbreeds
jst like every other that pepi nigga come up spitin trash
i'ma serve u a uppercut
that got u swallowin yo tongue nd bars
d result is u spittin d giberish u spitin now
loyalz d greatest what u know bout us
we d illest nd sykest niggaz that ever hit d net
don't be messin wit us or u'll end up in regret

(100bars)
wonder y we call ourselves men of honor n still throw cheap shots
ma freestyles costs mii so much y'all still busy with tha cheap talk
it ain hard to see i flow without stress am lyrically blessed
u wan try mii u this hiccup rapper i sure say no be mii u wan test
your liver go fail u like judas do jesus
do anyhow now,later im go send im baby girl to come please us
as y'all can see i dnt need a hoe to do tha pumpin
ma 12 guage mossberg will leave your dome bloodier than smashed pumpkin

(Menike)
We real G's , Real Thugs - U Gay dudes get ready for ya funeral
I'm back with Hi-tek flows so keep up wit that psalm responsorial
Niggaz actin' like they G's but they remind me of boyz
So huss little babies U make lotta noise
This lava obviously hit water, I cool y'all down like i hit u wit 2wice
I'm a  MC slaughterer, loadin u full of lead is just me bein nice
So think twice before I get y'all raided to high cloud nine
U need rap help nigga go seek the divine
Shotting bullets in yo mouth and leave you wit a broken tooth
When I walk through, u pale and shivering like u got bird flu
I'm hacking your kneees out with my axe to your jeans
Would you get the mess off the rappin' or wait till I asked you to leave
Fuckin' wit a Hoodloyal - Niggas U might never get yaself free

Tru story ma'

@Everyone
I feel so bad for that boy (Hahaha) Thinkin' I stay in 9geria

@Freewilly
Nigga I don't go after gay dudes - I'm just askin' U to get ya sexuality right
and stop foolin' Nairaland . We need nice threads and not fake Niggas impersonatin' themselves
Atleast I'ma a Man and I know my Hustle and how my cracks should be sold

We ain't fools here "Freewilly " - U iz Gay n' Go get some counsellin' .
No wonder iice won't fall for U  (Loser )
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-4205.0.html

Dudet I'ma bleed New York till I die gay (That Pic cud tell U that)

Nigga frontin' cusz I exposed em' (shitz)

Freewilly between U n' I - I think U are the one that needs help . While I'll be fuckin' my girl
U be in the club lookin' for a masturbatin' mate . At ya age U still trapped in Disney World - goddamn
(Ya Gay dudes be lookin for U in New York)

And I would actually act like U didn't call out my mom (Somebody help that lil man)

Jduck13:
Ok so I aint part of da hoodloyalz what sup wit that is it because some of dese fake cats on here talkin junk

Ok I did go overboard wit da whole f nigeria thing but these cats don't understand me and my music and its frustrating to deal wit that and to all I offended sorry but I was trippin and I don't know man

but anyways I don't care if u kick me out I'm a HoodLoyalz soldier till I die and da group will always be in my heart

@Jduck
Son , we got no beef with U. (Go read my lines on -"Menike :I'm Leaving" )

U've worked out of the group (2ces) , I was chill when U came back.
Tellin' NL U want ya own group

So whatchu want HOODLOYALZ TO DO WITH THAT

(I blive anyone who's reasonable would notice U ain't feelin' the group
Or U wan be ya own BOSS . So U really got to decide what U want b4 U make a comeback)

(100bars)

spent time here n seen to much competition generating envy
been in a vegetarian diner so beef none of em can serve mii
dnt need to take x-rays because its plain to see tha bitch in u
respect i give none gat em sayin the kids got an attitude
dnt speak of guns in ma rap i never do the dirty ish ma self
i've gat capos to do ish like santa's gat help from tha elves
if i battle live i advice audience to dress in all black
because when am done slayin fakes i bring in tha hearse 4 another funeral
i flow off tha top like over filled bucket
ds dude r simple like JS3 exams all i do is is murk em(mock)
i am reppin AKz 4 life
test mii i go send my mayne go spray your guys

(Menike )
I am reppin' Hoodloyalz 4 life
Niggaz like pepi dissin' , suggest U better grab a life
I lay a line guaranteed to serve U a quick funeral
Hoodboi got no word to say but I got U a shaky burial
Run shows on Nairaland ask TINA, SUSHI and co
Nigga U might just think I'm another Lupe Fiasco
spent time here n seen to much competition generating envy
100bars gave that line - pepi I cud end ya Nairaland career early
So never mess with the LOYALZ we just too good
Thatz why Niggaz come after us because they know we legends n' good
So Nairaland when we die bury us in the streetz of our Hood - If U cud




@100bars
Thnx for the inspiration . Usually do that wit DBLOCK though

@Dblock
Nigga where U @ bro

Watch Nairaland hiphop resurrect tru me
Heard they always ask me who I be
Make no mistake I just got signed ti Jimmy Ioivine
Thatz why my comeback reminds me of being Jay- z
Okay - Show me what U got
Cusz I'm blood enough to kick U of that spot
I remind niggas of playas goin through rap evolution
They say Menike U hot comeback for the Group Tourney competition
I'm back y'all so go grab more venom and make a Rap portion
Real rapper know the game needs a total revolution
I have a dream like my brother Martin Luther King
But with the lines I see they must be having some worthless wing
Fly Fly free the bird
Nairalander spit through the fire with no regret

hoodboi:
thanks kaydee fo doin d lowdown fo me, waht it do mein? how's d concious game comin. menike u should drop sumtin on there

No probs

Yeaaa n' it's scary Muki

(I guess - Menike is really back )

Yeaaa

That nigga was - But itz good to know he stra8 now

Here's the thread :

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-4205.0.html

lol (Nice thread y'all)

Menike &
Snazzy,Rhodalyn, hotangel, 2fine4u and nike4luv

@ the lil boiz on NL
U guys must be sharp B4 U collect 1 of them from me
So Y'all need to step ya games Up

@mokwuosa
Thnx for tha lectures

@Freewilly
(I hope I'm really OK )

Hold Up !! I taught U said U was GAY. How U goin tell us U in love with a Gurl

Damn man - Get ya sexuality right, I cud recommend a psychologist for ya brother

So Kaydee tell em' Chics to get ready to give we real G's a Blowwjob
Cusz I like it , Like to see a real B' let us do her nasty
When we done she come say "Hoodboi can U be my Baby Papi"
Christiano, Gbade x and 100bars cud also be my baby cuszin'
Cusz y'all look like real G's that really love Bitch Fuckin'
So let me Break this Down - Get ready fo this one Jduck- Ain't no diss
Heard U actin' like a 14yr old lil' kid lately
How U goin say U out of the Hoodloyalz n' 2days later think U cud work back in
I'm back so don't even think I cud let U back in
Say one sh*t bout comin' back to Hoodloyalz - I'ma Slap U right here


Menike - (Throw Back )

@Kaydee
Always knew Jduck ain't ridin' with we no more .
But no probs I'll fix that wit somone esle (thecolonel, toosyno,dblock and 100bars still FREE AGENTS) 

@Hoodboi
Playa - That Nigga is old story

Told that nigga he ain't GAY his just 20 .
U just have to open ya heart to LOVE that Gurl

Thanks Kaydee

Thank U ma'

I saw ya Love - Thank U again n' Again

(Thatz why I'm NL Don )

America

Nigga U stra8 - Thatz what I sayin' loco

Igbo Kwenu - Mom is Igbo

Nigerian Pros - BIG NO

American - YES

LATINO - BIG YES

Say Bro Saint sam

I usually might go after U and call U GAY - but Nigga U stra8 mein
You might not have a gurl now but wait they goin be there

Say U just 20 - When I'm in Nigeria , I'll get U 20 girls (How bout that)

Funny Thread

But I rather go for a Virgin (though I luv it wild)

Menike
Jay Z
Nas
Tupac
BIGGY
TI

Hey ma !!

I had some unfinished business here . Them Niggas goin be buried this time

[b]Hahaha Nairaland Rap Jay Z's is Back . (Damn Menike U must be crazy)
Y'all feel free to dillute the lines (HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA)


I'm cocky but I spit so deep that makes me sail to perfection
That’s why they hate to love me like kids born from failed protection
Niggaz my comeback foils all ya plans to destroy Hoodloyalz
Bring turmoil as i burn down FLOMIRAKULUZ and throw salt on the soil
SEUN saved ya before but this time his the newest member of the Hoodloyalz
Y'all wack and real skill like mine don't mix with water and oil
I ain't like TINASHIE rappin' like the wackest from the city of Calabar
Raps like "Ehon kong ti Ibong, ekpekong repke ti Akwa Ibom" haha Calabar
I'm tighter than those wack MC's they ain't on my Caliber
Listen Nairaland since I left y'all got lotta fake writtens liar
Call me king king way I'm the Govnor of the Hoodloyalz empire
I'm addicted to hustlin in the streets, cause i go for riches/
Talkin about ya got a BENTLEY or LAMBO, so what you chofeur biitches
I'm minding my own business and he starts shit with me
You know Who U iz - So take that fake belly Tatts cusz that ain't hard to me[/b]
[b]Think U a Gangsta wait to see my clicks - RUN AND ROB YA ASS, U gay
Seen ya pics - Nigga go get yaself into some Nutrition diet creepy-crawlie
Eveseh n' 2fine said U like a 700 ibs filthy lazy nigga
So I am not just going to let U run ya mouth, U filthy nigga
I'm an expert wit Hammers, give y'all a spatter wit an xtra spurt
Abdulla n' SLEEK y'all better watch ya way because U ain't that mega hurt
Dissin' y'all reminds me of lil' 4yr old touchin' each others cock
Talk bout me again - CERTIFIED , I'ma leave y'all in a box
I'ma re-arrange ya lines and make y'all say MENIKE's Nairaland god
Fu*ck it - Y'all don't even worth a lword or any of my bars
I rather consider commitin' SUICIDE than go after U Nairaland clowns
So I suggest quit fu*ckin' with Menike
Cusz I cud easily end y'alls Nairaland lyrical reputation
Claim y'all on fire but thatz when Nairaland was nicknamed "RETIRE MENIKE"
So check the books, my verbal heights will make U 4 dudes feel way short
Man this Gay Kid couldn't make it in the game if they worked for EA Sports,
So TINA-SHIE , SUSHI , ABDULLA n' SLEEK MC
I can hear your fuckin accent in every line you wright
Even if you were shrink wrapped your rhymes wouldn't be tight
I'd knock your teeth out y'all from the slums of Lagos so i know y'all rotten
Y'all just like a Gay bitches cusz when you pee i know you be sqwatin
Your rhymes remind me of little kids playing games
If you think y'allz sh*tz hot then y'allz must be insane
My mind is coming up blank but my lines will still defeat you
This is the illest shit I ever wrote so It's guaranteed i beat you
You need to go back to the kitchen and come up with a new recipe
Cusz the one you got now is as good as rotten chicken be[/b]

(I CALL THIS A THROW BACK )

Oh!! Oh!! Forgive me please
I'm addicted to Nairaland like the old menike was addicted to crack
You Rap Nairaland wannabees get ready retire or take 100 steps back
The Don dela Capone of the Hoodloyalz ready to smack y'all
So Kaydee tell em' Chics to get ready to give we real G's a Blowwjob
Cusz I like it , Like to see a real B' let us do her nasty
When we done she come say "Hoodboi can U be my Baby Papi"
Christiano, Gbade x and 100bars cud also be my baby cuszin'
Cusz y'all look like real G's that really love Bitch Fuckin'
So let me Break this Down - Get ready fo this one Jduck- Ain't no diss
Heard U actin' like a 14yr old lil' kid lately
How U goin say U out of the Hoodloyalz n' 2days later think U cud work back in
I'm back so don't even think I cud let U back in
Say one sh*t bout comin' back to Hoodloyalz - I'ma Slap U right here
To be a Hoodloyal U got to be real hard
But with ya traits lately I don't see U there
So go sharpen it Up and learn the word "Be real Hard"
I came back, sought the lames because i aint feelin you rappers
This is a judgement day, time for a change so im killin you rappers
Fu*ck TINASHIE, the whole world know U just one of them WINDMILL rappers
For those fake fruity metaphors i got banana clips ready to peel y'all rappers
Some wack bleeps thought they was KINGS but they lesser to me
Get the fuk off my throne pussy, you styll a JESTER to me
Like Kanye after da accident, strugglin hard to spit through the wires
I guess y'all never thought I would comeback after I said Menike retires
Funny y'all left Nairaland Music/Radio threads feel so boring
Should have Known Sushi got alotta GAY PROBLEMS
38 his Bitch thinks his Rap line sounds so boring
I tell her - Wait till his 59 then SUSHI goin sound so HARD
So put that DVD of Y'all's back to PAUSE - CUSZ MENIKE IS BACK
Gettin ready to Give those GAY PAPIS SOME REAL G' SMACK

This is a state of emergency - What chu want me to do I sorry (Menike's back)
Lets go get em Hoodloyalz, Dammn - Make way Menike's Back
Hahhahaha - I feel like I've been gone for too long (But I ain't miss a sh*t from y'all)
Hahhaha , Yo Hoodboi would up - So y'all 4 lil Gay papis OK, SHOW ME WAT U GOT


[b](Chorus )
Show me what you got, U Gay PAPIS
Show me what you got, Lil Sushi
Show me what you got, Tinashie
Show me what you got- kno y'all ain't got nothin'
Hands up and,  waves, waves, waves, waves
Bow now because MENIKE IS BACK ([/b]oHHH)



[b]Give the drummer some
I and thecolonel already gave Newyork a summer song
But tonight its more like the winter song
Cusz I'm bout to leave y'all lil gay papis in this winter dumb
Menike is back and sounds more violent and ruthless
So OKAY , SHOW WAT U GOT
Heard U talk and still can't leave it
I took a Nairaland vacation and SUSHI can't rule it
Now lil rat Tinashie rappin' but his lines makes Seun vomit
Say his KING but U and I know it - DEM BOYZ ARE GAYS
UH, huh uh Hoodloyalz we rock bout to book this out
Anyone talked bout me get ready to get called out
Crack your bars like products made from steel- hey
And quit that Pornograph masturbating *****
Mukina go get them a condom, their ***** lick so bad
They feel like to took some overdose of Viagra
Y'all no I gat me B , fu*ck her so bad - I need no energy extra
Sushi tell Nairaland why U hate the LOYALZ - Nigga chased the Queen (Eveseh)
Till she found he was Gay- Say to me he got a barbershop
Nigga works at Mc Donalds during the day time and Night hops on a IHOP
MENIKE IS BACK - so y'all SHOW ME WAT U GOT - GAY QUEEN[/b]

(Chorus )
Show me what you got, U Gay PAPIS
Show me what you got, Lil Sushi
Show me what you got, Tinashie
Show me what you got- kno y'all ain't got nothin'
Hands up and,  waves, waves, waves, waves
Bow now because MENIKE IS BACK (oHHH)  


M.E stra8 to the NIKE - I'm bout to take tinashie what he worth
Dis cocky fu*ck getz no love, so I bout to end him, hard
He bout to ask y'all for some support- Sorry I think he said Free Tupac
Like a Graffitti artist, I goin set him a funeral echo
Always bitchin' bout Menike, why U so gay when U breast free
I kno I'm catch a good date with ex BET presenter Free
So Ok Tinashie - SHOW THE WORLD WHAT U GOT (Breast Implants, Haha)
Damn kid thinkz he a Veteran but his tracks say Big Failure
Cusz we all kno he Gay mate was som like a Gay Mediocre (Sushi)
Y'all will never be a legend like me, so watch me get y'all killed again
I'm sorry goddamn it - U are a man bear the pain
Cusz I hit y'all like Nelly's Over and Over again to y'all see the grave
After this battle you'll see ya best aint even close to mah quick shit
Menike is Back - SO SHOW ME WAT U GOT  


 
(Chorus )
Show me what you got, U Gay PAPIS
Show me what you got, Lil Sushi
Show me what you got, Tinashie
Show me what you got- kno y'all ain't got nothin'
Hands up and, waves, waves, waves, waves
Bow now because MENIKE IS BACK (oHHH)



[b]Now I didnt mean to leave ya niggas hangin like Jesus
I just strengthened myself-made line, call me a rhymic bastard fetus
its beatiful but i reckon to some it takes a lil bit hard to process
One Blood- Its OKAY, I'm amused because y'all are the definition of nonscence
GOD must have seen somin in me amongst my peers at my mothers birth
Cause he gave Car an Swagger more game than Jesus Shuttlesworth
Even Denzel cudn't tell if Menike would leap like a gazelles or grasshoppers
Rhymes like these can only lead to those Gay papis too slaughter
Its the same man that brought ya reason to Rap *Freestyle* proper
I'm what the Jamaicans got no word for to describe but they still call me Bonba Clyde
For those fruity metaphors i got Hoodloyalz call it TOUCH and DIE
Change of plans, study hard, learn what the game is fam
Cause it’s the man that make the legend, legends aint make mans
Seems like I hate Gay man that way I seal their faith n plans
Take Shushi n' Tinashie capture and blaze them through tha fans
Hahahaha - Menike is Back - Haha - SHOW ME WAT U GOT GAY PAPIS[/b]


(Chorus )
Show me what you got, U Gay PAPIS
Show me what you got, Lil Sushi
Show me what you got, Tinashie
Show me what you got- kno y'all ain't got nothin'
Hands up and,  waves, waves, waves, waves
Bow now because MENIKE IS BACK (oHHH) . 

Shoutz to Nairaland BLOODZ

Hoodboi, Xtiano,Mukina, Kaydee,dblock ,thecolonel,drusilla,chizzy,100bars, Gbadex
  Jduck, Seun ,Hotangel,nike4luv,lldolier, Snazzydawn,niterider,jackal,diddy4, oracle, Akolawole, Hucarson, Mr mee too, **BABYMO** ,$hadex ,lexyflexy(All y'all meain)


Sup cuzin' - Gone but now back - Back to finish this biz
@hOODBOI
Yo Hoodboi, I need my title as ThaDon dela Capone (Haha- Damn)

@Kaydee n' Dblock
Was Up playboyz- I see y'all holdin' down
Came back to get this boring thread up n' goin
Dblock letz continue that Rap*Freestyle Collabs because
Can't stop feelin' the heat from the beat

@Chizzy
Thanks for makin' me come back ma' -Next time send me a good email (lol just playin)

@Christiano
Dude - lets get this sh*t runnin

@100bars n' Gbade x
Sup Gbade - Damn I 'member how U murdered Sushi
Yo 100 go after that Gay Papi - he ain't got Game
thecolonel told me bout U (WELCOME TO Nairaland )

@Hustler
Now I don't usually do this , But I remembered I cuszed out ya Moms (1time)
Nigga - I'M SORRY . MY FAULT - AND i REP U now - 1 blood

@Mukina n' Drusilla
Can't leave witout sayin' "I LUV Y'ALL"



                           GOODNIGHT or GOOD MORNING
                Hahahahha - Feels good to be Back (Dammmn )
             MENIKE IS BACK BITCHEZ   (SHOW ME WAT U GOT).
                                       I'M OUT

@ Hoodboi

Nigga - I'm offerin U the Don of the Hoodloyalz

(I'm still down for y'all Hoodloyalz)
Just send my a mail anytime dawg