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The man should have tried this Promo stunt b4 concluding;
* Buy a coffin for ur deceased nd get another free.
* Buy Coffin nd get my son Ogada as Abobaku.


Nna menh, that man wickedt gan, he should ve sent the son back to the mum instead of trying to kill him, that man must be a Kenya breed.

Make that time quick reach abeg, this Oil matter done make FG nd most wealthy citizens lazy.

When hungry come, Nigeria will reverse nd start begging Biafra to go..

arabbunkum:
What?! That's a total fallacy.

Fallacy was my name when I told okon he was a gay, buh today he is a Gay activist..

I dey laugh my Imo brothers, u guyz voted for what my awusa friends call "Banzaar"..

Yes, Rochas is a confirm Banzaar soon he will also slash the numbers of workers..

I detest such friend like Pharaoh detested the frog plague.

You re crushing on her, ur friend is also crushing, una two dey mad.
Quickly crush her punny nd become a spectator jawe..

DPO menix is here, the only Abakaliki man to become DSP.

Send me the niggaz phone number nd urs for onward investigation.

Pls don't forget to credit my acct I ve sent u with mobilization fee of 5k.

She neva jam, she never hear say if snake nd Owerri woman dey pursue you make u kill the Owerri woman instead.

Now she don learn the hardway.

If she does not know, Delilah that had Samson's hair shaved in the bible is an Owerri lady just that we don't have real bible student again..

If she like make she be Pancake self. I don't give a Spoon..

What happens when u get to the seat cous u saw the invitation from a phone u stole..

Happy Buffday to oyind17 my 17th Wife.

Oyind17, I roff you but the OP roffs u more.

Divine I can't divide my roff for you, u re special that I had to write ur name in a paper nd bottled it, to avoid dust staining my roff for you.

The man should have tried this Promo stunt b4 concluding;
* Buy a coffin for ur deceased nd get another free.
* Buy Coffin nd get my son Ogada as Abobaku.


Nna menh, that man wickedt gan, he should ve sent the son back to the mum instead of trying to kill him, that man must be a Kenya breed.

You are a gay bro..

A fool at 65 Nah generational curse..

Abeg were Dogara park the F16 jet fighter wey him wan use go war.

I just pray the war starts so that I can sit back home nd LMAO..

Tinubu was angry that Lagosian loved Fashola more than him so this time around he decided to bring someone useless so that Lagosian won't come up with stories that the two governors after him were better..

kolomax:
oh my God what an illiterate you are with a bad write up... Kindly do some research on grammar then come back

MR APE

Cry of a man who runz dry of what to say..

Come make I teach u Misuse of English cous Use of english will be a waste for a deaf nd dumb fellow..

Well am sure the Lady was fed up with the maltreatment nd has a contract that won't allow her resign without being deported.

kolomax:
cretinious cannibal, are u high on fresh monkey pee

You this confused, mentally deranged toad.

That ur folk ate the kid after you does not make everyone a cannibal..

If u knew monkey pee gets high means u fond of drink ur mum's pee.

If u have noticed, I am mentally deranged because I need to often hang around with ur folks..

OP u sef get ur own for body..

U can't send her?
She does not bring in ur cloth?.
She does not greet u?.

Abeg make I ask you this queshion, if u were leaving in a tenant house will u send ur neigbours wife to buy matches nd if she does not greet u nko..

Don't know why u ladies have got issues.
Can't u live ur life without thinking she exist.

U just the Bossy type, once u accord her respect she will reciprocate..

kolomax:
don't tell me you are the gorilla in that your DP I see hungry subhuman and frustrated Igbo Nigga

Sure am that gorilla, but have you noticed each time any of ur family gets into the bank they switch off the CCTV to avoid the saved footage from getting corrupt.

No wonder Monkey dey reject Banana from ur family members..

Ballmer:
If you had the intuition to add "where" just after "every" in my comment you might not have to wail so hard. I want to believe everyone that liked the comment had that intelligence which you obviously lack but you are not to be blamed. It is my mistake n I take full responsibility for the gaffe. You can now wail on to other threads on NL.

Hahahahahahahahah..

Sure ur neigbour's daughter helped you with the above, my learned fellow..

Oyind17:
I don reply, do the needful

Yes,

Oyind17:
Me roff, good evening

U neva reply me oo.

kolomax:
you this slippers like head, even if you are hungry you will blame PMB

Hahahaha..
No b shame no gree you put ur pinshure..

I sure say nah ur type monkey no dey gree collect banana from..

Ballmer:
Mad Biafran every in Nigeria this days. Was it Tinubu that appointed Lamorde ?

I weep for Nigerians..

Wow!! You got Likes with that grammar nd u did not say anything meaningful nd yet u got likes, probably they came from your Likes..

That kind trouser wey gals wey get lakpa-lakpa for leg dey wear..


If say I don get money now nah to go marry her remain..

Oyind17:
meaning

Say him nah Olofo..

PuciPrince:
They sure wont run services for free.

Bros, u dnt know what i know. Those that go to network operators for these services buy licences from NCC.

So stop blaming netwrk operators uhn

Dede 1 De, MTN should be held accountable, if they don't benefit tremendously will they allow 3rd party disturb their customer..

Lastly, this _shit is only peculiar in Nigeria nd possibly some other corrupt African country cous all the while I was out I never experienced such...

PuciPrince:
Just to educate you a little. Mtn doesnt send you those things directly. Someone paid for that broadcast service. All mtn does is to broadcast the message.


Or you think the isaiah2v6 kinda messages that comes to your fone is frm mtn too?

Listen to urself, they send it indirectly bah

If they don't benefit from it would they be sending it..

And let me educate you, for every subscription from the customers MTN has a percentage.

JuanDeDios:
When will you people get it into your thick skulls that these messages are not from MTN?

So these same spammers deduct ur aitrym nd go to GTB to collect the monetary value

Ben Bruce brother..

kolomax:
just shut up as of the economy was better when your master was the president

That u come from a family of Deaf nd Dumb does not give you the authority to exact silence from others..