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The bloody ugly ape should have been killed in prison.

@Op. You are very wonderful to have remembered all these. I long forgot some of them. I really did or witness all except the mango tree ghost stuff. I'm following you right away.

Very soon the oil soup rat poison descendant people will flood here spewing isht. All unu beware!

Mods, pls do the needful. Front page sharp sharp!

The unheard of happened today at Amaechi, Awkunanaw, Enugu State today as the corpse of the first son of Senator Jim Nwobodo, Dr. Ifeanyi Nwobodo was stolen today at the morgue where it was kept. Rumor has it that it was his two other sons from the deceased's mother that took the corpse to an undisclosed destination on the ground that the former Senator refused to bury the deceased in his family compound at Amaechi but chose to do so in a new land he hurriedly bought and built a bungalow for the burial contrary to the protestations of the brothers of the deceased and the majority of the villagers who decried same as a sacrilege especially because the deceased who was a medical doctor during his lifetime was married and had three children including a son. The next grievance is said to be because the Senator refused his ex-wife, Onyekaozulu, the mother of the deceased from visiting or taking part in the burial rites.. The thousands of mourners from over the seas and within Nigeria together with the high and mighty including governors, senators and ministers and also the undersigned were left disappointed at the developement.This is an eye witness account. Details as more events unfold.

My Chief, assuming we strike a bargain and i decide to take delivery, can i deposit like 50k to bring it down to Enugu and then you get paid. If not, what is your minimum charge which can take care of your cost if business fails (as you might think). Surely i cant come to your location and i might not commit a million or so over and online deal. Thanks.

I await the disgrace that will meted out to the senile Oba of Lagos.

My president till 2019.

Alex. Thanks for your interest and call. I really must buy an RX 300 or an Avalon 2002. I'l surely call you this or next week. And i'l send this in a text!

Pls what is the last price and is this still available?

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@ Chigodo?

Chigodo?

What year?

@ Chigodo?

Good morning Oga Chigodo. Pls what is the mileage. Is it 1st body and ac nko?

Anyone pls?

I need a very sharp '03/ '02 Toyota Avalon either toks or few months nainja used. Must be very clean! I budget 900k.
I hope to pay mid next week i.e. About the 3rd of December.
Get me on 08059147110.

Pls let me know the price. I am a ready buyer. Drop the price here pls.

Tanks a lot. You may hear from me before xmas. Would you have a a ready driver that could push the car carefully to Enugu and how much that might be?

No ac?

Pls Mr. Mba, what's the landing cost for these cars; 2002 Avalon, Benz 2002 C Class 240, Benz 2001 ML, 2000 Bora and 2003 Toyota Avanza. I'l pick one of these before the year runs out. Urgent reply.

[quote author=Demdem post=27973177][/quote]Animal. Dead foo.l

So his current old looks belie his real old age. As in, a facade! Na wa! SMH at the senile presido wanna be!

^^ oh, how I love the fire in you! Abeg deal with that Berem of a churl! Hag!

Keshi is a goner!

APC is evil, sinful, I mean simple