openuniversity5:
I see REVOLUTION Sowore has been hammering all this while.....

money121:
Scam everywhere Nothing sweet Like prepaid meters

EdmundChidera:
Umu Otu di sharp

HigherEd:
This ASUU is a fraudulent union seeking to hold fg to ransom. The core of their problem is the fact that the IPPIS system would checkmate double employment in federal universities.

Nimrah:
Our financial inclusion rate still far below 40%
Dail
*894*0*124904#
To open a quick firstbank account
I just did

Slawormir:
Damnnn niggarrr ....

Isoright...friends go always loose guard us...but that nor mean say we nor go keep friends because say one or two friends don first loose guard us before...

Me way one of my guy loose guard in 2016....the guy wake up the morning of the day he want travel to Abuja go meet he boss for huzzle kingdom....he wake up to realize say he laptop nor green on...immediately na im he beg me for my hp laptop( the only laptop when I dey use as at that time unto say man pikin broke)...but i no reason am..i just give am....unto say my kind heart
This guy reach Abuja...good six months he nor collect anything...na so hungry dey beat am...he go dey call me I go dey give am hope..even send am small small money make he take dey support he feeding unto say their boss dey feed them only once in a day..
God run am for am...na im the guy pick...but the boss percentage too much......I come advice am make he return to Benin come dey huzzle on he own afterall he don learn some work, tools and format...
The guy enter Benin...before you know it my guy dey collect am steadily...
Surprisingly or rather i shock when this guy start to dey loose guard me....if I call am he nor dey pick and return call...and funny enough the reason I dey call am na make we dey together as we dey do before dey smoke weed and most importantly make he help me tie weed....because as at that time I nor sabi tie weed...and na him introduce me to weed smoking....by constantly tieing it for me....
but the idiot was thinking because he now has a little money that is why am calling him and wanting to be around him
The one that reallly got to me or rather got me annoyed was the day I called him three times and he didn't pick ...from that day I stopped calling him...for one year I didn't call him...when he realize his mistake he called me one day but I picked and we talked but deep down inside me our friendship can never remain the same
And thank God..I can tie weed now....am a professional in weed tieing as am typing now

olisaEze:
Which NLC, is it the ones that the FG had to remind to protest? When the youths are ready, dem go open una file join. Useless thieves!

joseph1832:
Lord! Too rough for my liking. Some with Children Of Bodom. They're just too dark for me. Lol.

SegFault:

you're not the only freak my brother. by Hard Rock I guess you've listened to Black Sabbath.

NNU0000:
Even though he's a successful celebrity,he should respect his elders.

Farki:
I remember having to treat a severe case of malnutrition, the poor child looked like a refugee and it wasn't like she was in the northeast but right inside Lagos. Fortunately the girl survived but it isn’t the first nor last case I had to deal with. Really puts things into perspective on how bad our crisis management is.

sureheaven:
I thank God I'm out of that shit hole called Nigeria.

God bless America

TheBaseet:
Getting to lecture all and all seat filled with bags...I was shocked
This was around 6:30am...The class was slated for 8:00am

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

Right from day zero for esut we no dey attend class but we still come out with 2.1
Only bank affair ga eme mu njide pen
School no be scam shaa but amalom way school
School adia enyem ego Muwa ji e look good
Muwa n'enye school ego ndi teacher Ana look good
18 years in school momma told me read your book
I told her i want to hustle I want to take you to the moon
Osim anyhow e be Nwa i dey pray for you

After we don go sewa for back gate then we enter school park sit down there chop then disembark to our lodge.
Elem igbo na esut
Good old days now two hilux dey follow mahn all over golf estate

If i was stupid to be attending lectures I won't have time to bomb

Men na atu olu 6 to 6 Till we cash out in billi till we cash out in zero 6
Till mnwe like 500kpa n'ime my amiri jean
I can never ever quit until i r i p
Iyoocartel Nwa C I C
Notorious ka B I G
Mgbe mno secondary ana alu egbe n'ime gtc

Angelfrost:


Top 6??! Where does that leave your club??! Cos, I really don't see United topping Everton tbh.

frankyychiji:
Hahaha.. you may be right on the secret part.

Kyase:
Those saying poor first half, where una dey watch am.
Na only goals Chelsea no get

Ewuhausa01:
What are Chelsea interested in??

emmyw:
Chei, We Need Goal Abeg

motionarena:
This Ebere Eze they are hyping I have not seen anything he has played so far

frankyychiji:
Hmmm..

Mine was in enugu, when I was working in UBA. Old generation bank, everything was stressful then.

So I cane back from work that evening, tired as hell. No light. So I left my door open for some fresh air and time was just 7.30pm. Before I knew it, three raggamuffins barged into my room, wielding a pistol and blunt Cutlass.

As a chic, I knew they were just broke Asata boys and everyday guys, so from inception, I wasn't scared. I told them to calm down. Say take whatever you want. One of them saw an ash tray and shouted, ha! She be bad girl o! She dey smoke sef! The leader then brought out weed from his pocket and said I must smoke it, I told him I don't smoke, the ash tray was for my boyfriend, but if it makes him happy, he can give me cigga and I will light up. So he offered a cigga and I happily lit up!

This calmed them down! The leader said they should search my house, I told them no need, as I have only 4k which was in my bag. They took it and my Motorola Tru I phone.

Next, leader said, I would take them round the whole compound to knock for my neighbors. So we set out into the compound, but I said guy, this tin wey you wan do, na to bring problem for me and my neighbors. Why can't you go to them unannounced just like mine and Rob them, without involving me...

Surprisingly, the leader bought the story, and asked the youngest to follow me back to my room and watch me closely.

So we headed back to my room. The guy was timid and kind of felt not too happy to be left behind. So I quickened my steps and got to my room first, and shut the door in his face! Peeped at him through the door lens, he looked very confused at being shut out. He started knocking quietly for me to open the door. For where! Door was steel and bullet proof anyway. Good old strongly built!

So when I didn't open the door, he started moving toward were others were robbing my neighbors, and at that point, as soon as he was out of sight, boom! I bolted through the kitchen door, which was equally steel!

The loud sound of door when I shut it and bolted caused them to panic cos obviously someone was escaping, so they abandoned the DVDs they had taken from my neighbors, and bolted for dear life!

So I ran into the streets, ran to a local cluster where they sell stuff and narrated the incident. I thought they were still in our compound. Some DSS guys were there, their office were close by, they asked me if the boys had tools, I said yes, one of them. DSS said sorry we can't help you. Not our jurisdiction. Call police!

Lol..I just ordered for a stout, and started drinking it away, them go Sha go.

Suddenly, as I looked out to the street, I saw the youngest, weaving past, as if nothing happened. I told the guys with him, that's one of them!

They said are you sure. I said this one took my phone. So the guys came out and beckoned on him to stop moving! He stopped and looked passed me like he never knew me.

He said he has never met me. I told them to hold him down and tie him up before he makes a bolt at it. Before I finished speaking, guy took off!

We started chasing shouting owu kwa onye Ori ooo...na tif ooo, escaping guy was also shouting same thing. So people in his front got confused and didn't stop him. We continue chasing him....

All of a sudden, out of the dark bushes, some guys came out wielding a gun and grabbed the escapee. I was still far behind on the chase. But when the guys saw two men with a gun and the strange men said " we be mopol! Mopol don catch am" , everyone hands off and to the greatest surprise of all present, the three bolted into the dark bushes that night!
They were the other guys with him in my compound lurking around the bushes for things to calm down.

To be continued..

frankyychiji:
I can't lie you I'm not a typical bad girl, but I'm street smart.
The story has been edited and would be continued. Check it out.

frankyychiji:
Hmmm..

Mine was in enugu, when I was working in UBA. Old generation bank, everything was stressful then.

So I cane back from work that evening, tired as hell. No light. So I left my door open for some fresh air and time was just 7.30pm. Before I knew it, three raggamuffins barged into my room, wielding a pistol and blunt Cutlass.

As a chic, I knew they were just broke Asata boys and everyday guys, so from inception, I wasn't scared. I told them to calm down. Say take whatever you want. One of them saw an ash tray and shouted, ha! She be bad girl o! She dey smoke sef! The leader then brought out weed from his pocket and said I must smoke it, I told him I don't smoke, the ash tray was for my boyfriend, but if it makes him happy, he can give me cigga and I will light up. So he offered a cigga and I happily lit up!

This calmed them down! The leader said they should search my house, I told them no need, as I have only 4k which was in my bag. They took it and my Motorola Tru I phone.

Next, leader said, I would take them round the whole compound to knock for my neighbors. So we set out into the compound, but I said guy, this tin wey you wan do, na to bring problem for me and my neighbors. Why can't you go to them unannounced just like mine and Rob them, without involving me...

Surprisingly, the leader bought the story, and asked the youngest to follow me back to my room and watch me closely.

So we headed back to my room. The guy was timid and kind of felt not too happy to be left behind. So I quickened my steps and got to my room first, and shut the door in his face! Peeped at him through the door lens, he looked very confused at being shut out. He started knocking quietly for me to open the door. For where! Door was steel and bullet proof anyway. Good old strongly built!

So when I didn't open the door, he started moving toward were others were robbing my neighbors, and at that point, as soon as he was out of sight, boom! I bolted through the kitchen door, which was equally steel!

The loud sound of door when I shut it and bolted caused them to panic cos obviously someone was escaping, so they abandoned the DVDs they had taken from my neighbors, and bolted for dear life!

Scrupulous419:
Mine was feburary this year 2020 at 9pm, My lady friend set me up, she called me up at 9pm to pick her up at airport road PH, omoh on my reaching there I called this hoe, she was giving me another direction to drive inside, I sum up the courage and drove in further just to help a friend that said she was stranded but I was strapped with my base ball bat and chaka, I swear this happened real.

As I approached the point she directed, then I saw her walking towards my ride but unknowingly to me she was planning to overboard me and take my ride via she done mount 3 BST boys for that way and 1 green land dudes with big scar, They approach my direction with her but I no see the Nigarrs on time but was confident of what i had on my car seat and i mind up to shoot down any bird because that area get enough story for snatching, the next thing I see na another dude come through my drive side and hit my side mirror hard, foolish men think say I be bobo.

Sharply i flash homie the matter but never pulled the trigger because vigilante dey the area, as I go down to pull my bat up, I bat her up as she try enter the ride and I zoom off asap, I swear she got damages big time.

Never trust any hoes and till today I watch my lines with hoes. But they give me a big scar on my head thou because the dude that approach my driver side burst bottle for my head after he saw my moves before my chaka show up. Fear women ooooo no be lie ooo

meobizy:
The powers that govern the world are better at seeing over this than anyone else. He should keep his warnings and focus on the job Nigerians put him for. Anything nuclear energy or weaponry is way past our intellectual grasp as a nation.

meobizy:
The powers that govern the world are better at seeing over this than anyone else. He should keep his warnings and focus on the job Nigerians put him for. Anything nuclear energy or weaponry is way past our intellectual grasp as a nation.

OkuFaba:
If they call all fishes to come out, even CrayFish go come out...


Yeye dey smell