₦airaland Forum

TsbAfrica:
There is nothing like heaven ... We are energy and energy can't be destroyed we might just transmute into something else. But that silly idea that there is a place with pearly gates and white angels singing is a load of cow dung. I know there is a creator but I also know all religions are man made tools of control.

religious leaders has brainwashed half of the earth population

Is there life after death? both the bible an quran stated that their is only one life to live after it judgement follow. But have seen and heard cases where someone will die and go to start a new life somewhere. Youruba call them akudaya. The bible and quran did not say anything about this? Even the scientist have no answer to this. Yet it keep happening, don't you think we need to interrogate this people(akudaya) to know what they pass through? Who knows maybe the bible and ruran are hidding some truth from us? I Am not against the bible and quran but there is something they are hidding from us.

koning:
Nu question is : Can trannies be found freely in Nigeria?. I mean real, everyday Shemales. Not celebrity ones like Bobrisky and the other Yoruba fair guy with bushy hair. Can't remember his name.

Don't really care about Gay rights in Nigeria.

you were refering to bisi alimi... And bobrisky is not a gay he is a transgender trying to get cool cash. His female assistance complained of having sex with her every night.

Some people are daft. Even If tinubu will be fired. Obi can never be the president. Atiku is the favourite. Obi should learn one or two things from jagaban the yoruba demon. The god of nigeria politics so that he can be the president nigeria politic is not bout crying on tv or shouting and ranting on social media. let him(nbi) learn grass root politics and should try to invest in people just like jagaban did. Shalom

It was his LM tHat drew his map. we went to the science man and he fortified us. he said he saw danger that i shouldn't go to my native land for now. He told me that the only way to please korede is to drop his LM (gIrl friend) who drew his map. He told felix that birds are after his life and that he should stay indoor for seven days. We gave the man 10k and left there.
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The school resume for second semester. I was determine to avenge korede's death so felix took me to iceland for proper baming. I was bamed with 8 others after paying 20k and other things. I started driking kokoma. I stopped going to class. Most of our lecturer are axemen so there is nothing to worry about. My first mission is to light korede' girlfriend. But the problem is that she lives in a estate. It will be hard to perform our operation in a well secure place. So we paid a girl to draw her map. She has stoped coming to school and c always with her sugar daddy. We planned to strike the following weej. Make we use her shine.

Life went well after the incident... We wrote test and were preparing for first semester exam... That was when the ordeal began7. There was hit(fight) between tingos(eiye) and axemen(aiye) the fight was so tough that korede was killed. Korede was stabed by a tingo. Aiye leader and some eiye member too died. We wrote exâm in fear and after the exam the school management declear an holiday. Felix suggest we go to greet korede's parent. We went there and that was when i dicover that korede was their only child. And that he is a pastor's son. A choirmaster at his daddy's church, and also a SS geng(sickle cell). I felt bad and detemine to reveng. I told felix about my plan and he said the only way i can revenge is to become an axeman. I accepted maybe it was because of the love i have for korede. Felix told me that we need to see hîs science man so that he will plant muyen in my body so that i won't die like a chick. He said korede failed to hèed to his advice that is why he died. He was capture by a girl. Hi

My signature says it all

KingDash09:
Guy go continue that your Cultist Story.. you never still compete am

i will do that ASAP

KingDash09:
Bros you no get taste you are a useless man

i get taste o. Tall, fair and naughty. Make she jus dey rock me like IndecentStar make i dey môâñ

IVORY2009:
Hiv straight

who tell you say i no go use côñdôm?

Make i jus jam the girl like that. We go bleep eachother tire. Atleast sûmtin must kill a man

Me: OP yah lying... cheap lies Op:

I no read the whole epistle but wetin the olosho do OP no good at all. why she go swallow person prick like that? I

MechanicMike:
You don't hav shcoooooool homework??((no oofencse))

clout chaser i sight you

I personally didn't want to follow felix but he was begging us and said me can kill him if he failed to follow him. We agreed and followed him
Leader: (to me and korede) your properties don go the only thing to retrive it back is to become a bonafide egede.
Korede: excuse me sir:i be yoruba guy.
One of the cultist: mumu jew. Wetin him talk be say make you allow men bam you.
Me: Make we join cult? (one of the cultist gave me a dirty slap)
Leader: leave am we no dey force. If u wan join na thirteen K you go pay as per say i kike you both.
Me: boss abeg. I Am not interested
Leader: minus one (to korede) you nko
Korede:boss i get interest o.
Leader:carry this failed injew leave my territory before me use ham shine... And you go pay me 5k for not taking my advice
Me : i'm ok with that sir.
I later got to know that those guys were desperate to bam us because the wanted to light some tutu (eiye members)... Who were in our department.

TBC

I later learnt that kored's brother (felix) is just like an area brother to korede. He is about 25years old and he is still in 300lv due to carry ovërs. He took us to the cultist camp(base) and pleaded on our behalf
Felix: baba, nah the jèws be this. Dem talk saÿ men drive them yesterday
One of the cultist: i don yarn am make he pay b4 24hrs. So wetin dey con do? 24 hrs don pass now
Felix: na me talk say make dem chill say men go pardon dem
Leader: why you carry jew come iceland sef? You be obinna, obete.(to the other guys) cripple him... Felix was beaten mercilessly. They were kicking him in the leg.
Leader: pass me sk make i use am cool temper(one of the cultist passed him weed) felix, this guys na noron
Felix: no boss... Them just talk say make dem throw long rope
Leader: i for say make men throw you overboard buh e be like say men go need this guys. Carry dem come moronto mornica. q
Felix: ok boss
Leader: carry jews comot we wan share manover RBS
Felix: (to us) follow me. We gat to comot from here

Akwaibomdude:
So no update on this thread

i am sorry, i was banned

kayspark27:
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I have many o. But Op any man wey fit Bleep woman anus, fit Bleep him fellow man anus.

Ok mine goes thus;
1.First time i bleeped a tall girl, she was just laughing and spreading her legs, i stopped to ask her why and she said “e dey sweet me na make am”. Weird
2. There was this ex, whenever we are having sex I noticed the cap of my penis use to tickle me if we go raw. I broke up with her because of that but i never told her.
3. I hooked up wit a tinder date. Not hookup or ashawo. A usual Nigerian girl. We were at it, she gave me head i was enjoying it until she was playing wit my balls, i pretended to enjoy it and suddenly she was taking her tongue to my anus, na there i shout for her o. Why you wan lick my anus na??

licking anus tarrhh. She should kuku eat your shit

Shalommy:
And what exactly is he telling us? Nonsense!

sis chill, calm down

Me: korede, wetin go sup like this... Wetin we go do
Korede: ben i no sabi o but e be like say those guys na cultist. Bella talk say the guy gave her phone without collecting a dime but asked for sex in return
Me: i no get shishi o and nah 24hrs he gave us.
Korede: i get brother for this school i go reason with him. Abi make we go together?
Me: no problem. Make we dey go
We went the korede brother's hotel but didn't meet him. Korede suggest to go to julius beger hall to check him there. Fortunatly we met him
Korede's bro: you sabi ther face?-
Korede:we no sabi them.
Me:. E be like say one they bear Jambo... i heared their leader calling his name
Korede bro: they must be aro mate. Those guys are dangerous
Korede: nah egede dem dey call dem sef.
Korede bro: shit they are . They are my brothers
Me: guy wetin we go do laidis?
Korede: i go carry u go meet cargo make he pardon you. Say Na jew you guys be you no sabi say nah their base be that...

She stoped coming to sch after the rape incident. And i never set my eyes on her and my child again. I heard she left kvara state to live with her aunt in gombe.
Through out my NCE program i didn't have a succesful relationship, it got to a time that girls didn't even have my time. so since then i became an introvert.
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After our physical clearance we freshers(not all o) planned to have a mini party.
I and my room mate korede got to the venue on time. It was around lagoon front. We were enjoying ourselves when some men stormed in. "who dey breath for here"? Another one replied, abobi, anybody wey do any how throw ham overboard. Their leader..: shey dey no tell una say dis place nah say nah our base be this?
Nobody answered him
Leader: una hear no work again?
One of the cultist answered him
Elder: this ones are freshers o dey no sabi say nah xyz dey reason dem.
He ordered all of us( about 15 pple) to drop our phones and told us to come and bail it with money in the next 24hrs ... g -

It is neither a fiction nor heresay, it is my uncle's true account foray vanity that climaxed his escapades him to the great beyond.
" i finished NCE in 2012 but i made up my mind to dicth education course and start afresh. I later secured admission into unilag in 2014 to study nursing. It wasn't easy i gained admission through connection. I had a son and baby mama. I impregnated her when i was in ICSS seconday school ISIN kwara state. it started as normal friendship.. But she doesn't know i was after her body. She was fônd of visiting me so i came up with a plan oneday. I bought a softdrink and add some sleeping pills. I gave it to her and she drank it. I j bleeped her that day but i blamed my self coz i met her a virgin. When she woke up and realise what happned she cried and cursed me. Her father even tried to jail me after accusing me of rape but her wife pleaded on my behalf. And that was the end of our friendship and the begining of my ordeal.

Anny69:
😂 You're a crazy guy. Number 2 and 3 are hilarious.

no 3 wasn't funny at all. She thought i would break up with her. Wtf

VeryWickedMan:
Preeqahontas was giving me sloppy head and moved her tongue towards my ass.

Na slap I use cut her tongue.

Till today she pronounces please as preeq.

tongue, ass, damn!

My brother(egbôn adugbo) was feeling experimental so he set up a 3some with one of his babe. I, him and his babe. It started off really nice until i noticed that they were way more into eachother. I had to give them room, they bearly noticed my absence. No more party unless i'm the star of the show.
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My ex had a major fetish of using a hair brush during s£x. She would massage her public area with tooth brush or any thing she j lay her hand on while i thrust from the back. She never allowed me to bleep her pûssy she claimed she wasn't ready to lose her virginity. It was weird but she loves it that way.
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This happened with my current babe, a white garment member. We decide to try anal s£x for the first time, but boom everywhere became messey. There was shit all over the bed. Since then we have decided never to have anal s£x

Anny69:
You're welcome.
I was smiling till I saw your signature.

cruise

Anny69:
Pols undergrad still using "am" instead of "I'm" smh.

well thanks for the corrëction. It mean a lot, i won't repeat such next time

SamOchuko:
At 19 you’re just about securing admission to an higher institution, no job, no house of your own, u nor go eat if them nor give you money but you day think of woman? U join the problem of this country

am only trying to drill an enternal hole(we all can't escape it). Who told you am jobless? I ought to write utme in 2021 but i decided to hustle. am a grapic designer and also a sales boy. So rest

Bigboy2221:
Did she use to morn when having sex?

yes nah

xtivin:
Ogbanje tins, no loud am. Option dey, leave her and stop seeing money and gain your erection back or enjoy your wealth.

man shall not live with bread alone. Wealth without gbola is nothing. While JT with wealth is useless