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Nigerian politicians can use anything to succeed in politics, even religion. It's pathetic.

The Blues will definitely defeat the Red Devils! Throughout this season Chelsea players have kept moving out of sheer determination of the players. Little so from the expertise of the coach! Chelsea is still a Mourinho team and they will surely put a smile on The Special One's face by winning! Go Chelsea!

sorry, my thought should spell thus "taught"

My experience while searching for job placement in Nigeria has thought me a lot! A simple conclusion yet speaks volumes: it does not matter whether you finished with 1st class, 2nd class (upper or lower), 3rd class, pass or if you did not finish at all. At the end of the day, they make it clear that it does not matter WHAT you know(or claim to know), but WHO you know!

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bill gates has been beaten as the richest man in the world many times. but this "stubborn" guy just keeps bouncing back. i'm sure slim's success is just momentary. by the way, is this mexican's job wholly legitimate? don't blame me, bacause it's a known fact that most of the world's notorious drug barons are found in the americas.
however, i believe that bill gates's "exhalted" position in the world can be overcome by anybody, even a nigerian!(LOL)

hey guys,
i've got dis trojan/worm (jeefo) on my system. i tried som antivirus lyk avast 4.7 & Mc afee but cudnt wipe it out. Pls can any1 help me on how 2 get a FREE antispyware dat can get rid of it?
thx

Thx Fdeveloper 4 ur recommendation. bt i alredi hav Sam's Teach Yourself Java 2 in 24 Hours wich i find mor comprehensive & simple. my problem actuali is configuring d JDK on my system. it says i must create a reference in the BIN folder, some otha PATH & CLASSPATH (wich i rili dont knw wot dey mean). my knwledge of computer is limited 4 nw,i'm afraid, LOL
do u c wot i mean now?

hey guys,
i'm new into programming (Java language) and the first step seems confusing to me. i've already downloaded the Java Development Kit (JDK) latest version for Windows from the Sun Microsystem website,but unfortunately, i cant configure it. can someone please give me a"dummy's" guide on how to do that? (especially concerning about creating a PATH and CLASSPATH references).
N/B please don't laugh at me,cuz i'm just new into it, LOL
any help would be appreciated.
thanks

I was a Mobil scholar once and I (and a couple of buddies) had the same problem of payment. The best you can do is to try and call the Career and Human Resource Department (at least,that's what they used to call it back then). Get their phone number (preferably GSM) and bother them. They will do something. I assure you. Good luck.

Thanks every1 4 ur contributions. i'm begining 2 get a bird's eye view of d country thru u. kip d gud work

I REPRESNT KADUNA CAPITAL SCHOOL WHERE NO ONE WALKS ALONE.
2000 SET. HOLLA AT ME MATES!

Sorry,it's obvious i replied twice. Just ignore the second one. i had some network problems and though the first reply wasn't posted. But now i realise i was wrong.My bad.

Well,it's me again! The fees are quite cheap. For your first registration, you pay a total sum of 4,000 Naira (which also covers some learning materials!). In your subsequent classes, you pay 2,200 Naira till you finish the course. Although the fees may vary from region to region, it wouldn't be anything you wont gladly pay .
Bon chance.

Well,it's me again! The price is quite cheap, but it may vary from region to region. For your first registration you pay a total fee of 4,000 Naira (including teaching materials!). In your subsequent classes, you pay 2,200 Naira. But like I said before,the cost may vary a bit. Bon chance.

Bonjour,
Allianse Francaise offers French classes for interested individuals of any age. I know they are very popular here in the North (Kaduna, Kano etc),what I don't know is if they have extensions all over Nigeria. I am a student of French there and they surely teach it the French way! Give them a call and see if they have reached where you are. Their Kaduna phone number is 062-248531. Hope you find this helpful.
Au revoir et bon chance!

Hey guys,
i may be leaving for Hungary this september for studies and naturally, i'm very apprehensive. i would like to know if there's any Nairalander who's studying or had studied in this central european country who can give me (free! )gist about the country. i've read a lot about the country on the internet but i prefer a hands-on information from an experienced and unbiased person. Thanks and any help will be appreciated.

It is disheartening the way some governors are agitating for another term. More disheartening are those that foolishly believe that they have done so well to deserve running for presidency.
I don' t think any governor can beat his chest and say he did so and so to his state that is worthy of commendation or out of his (and more recently,her) assigned respondibility to his followers and electorates.
My governor (Kaduna State) has done nothing to write home about. People talk about rural electrification, sufficient distribution of fertiliser, road construction and repairs, bridge building etc. Little did most of them know that all these so called applaudable projects (i fany at all) were executed with the interests accrued from their salaries lodged in fixed deposit accounts. I don't have any frame of reference as evidence though,but I guess when it comes to issues like these,the objective Nigerian does not require further convincing.
So, compatriots tell us what your governor has done for you. There are only two flip sides,it's either you are proud of him or have left the ever merciful Lord to judge between the two of you.
God Bless Nigeria.

i cudnt help puttin' down somthin on this thread. reali,it's tym celtel med us "feel" dier presence. i've bn a loyal customer 4 long & my patience is runnin' out coupled wit d freebies my friends on oda netwrks r enjoyin'. dey've persuaded me 2 migrate 2 oda better(?) netwrks bt i kep my trust in v-mobile (oh sori,celtel!) & i assured u it hasnt bn easy!
as 4 d gprs,i'm told it's only residents of lagos,p/h & proabably abj r enjoyin' it. do dey tink ALL nigerians live in dese cities? wot abt oda mega cities like ibadan,kano & kaduna (where i live).
out of my rapidly depleting patience,i've given celtel till 1st Jan. 2 do somthin,or i'll be wit d Y'ellow or Green guys, & dat's not bluffin'.
if celtel has any "promo" in appreciatn 2 it's dedicated subscribers,it's long overdue 2 unfold it now. no oda tym cud've bn mor appropriate.
d temptatn 2 migrate 2 oda netwrks is jst gettin stronger by d day,
i hope som1 is out dere listenin,

Hey Nairalanders,
I'm looking for a good internet connection at my home in Kaduna. Anyone with ideas on how I can get one? Advice and suggestions are welcome.Thanks so much & looking forward to hear from you soon.

I remember about four to five years ago when this question was asked on our good ol' Sunday Sunday tonic,the evening Newsline then presented by Frank Olize.I was surprised how varied the answers of fellow Nigerians were.I am sure you will also be surprised at our candid answers.
Please,be as honest as the question deserves.
God bless Nigeria.

Ahhh,my all-time superhero movie?
it's a bird,
it's a plane,
No,it's a rocket
IT'S S-U-P-E-R-M-A-N!

hey guys,
i just bought a new nokia 6680 and i desperately want to love-vendor it up. i could do with any bit of help from u,especially where the softwares are found on freebies websites. thanks & i'm counting on u, waiting.

19 is d optimal age 4 a gal 2 get married, it's proven scientifically & i'm sure spiritually

d qsn aint specific enuf! being smarter in wot? academics,business,leadership, i need more specificity! but 1 thin i'm sure is dat women r damn smarter dan men wen it comes 2 shopping in d market!

hey buddie,
u beta be careful before the Priory of Scion get on u!

hey guys,
reading my subject will probably endear u into misjudging me, relax. u'll think otherwise soon! anyway,our school just started this wireless network hotspots, we students aint benefitting a bit from it. if not for the students,what's it meant for? it's being passworded & only the lecturers are given passwords! i (and a couple of friends) tried getting the password from the appropriate authorities,but they keep turning down our offers for no good reason! we even tried to pay for the service!
anyway,i'm frustrated into asking any body there who has an appropriate software that can make me byepass their password. if u have it,or know where i can get one,pls help me out. don't worry,ur doing the right thing.thanks

Honey,
i want 2b an astronaut somday
so dat wen ur family move to Mars
i can still visit u!

looking at the wealth of echoleon u showered on the movie,it's hard for one to believe that u are not advertising the movie as u claim. nothing will ever make me watch a nigerian movie again,we're embarrassingly backwards in that aspect! neither the pictures,direction,production nor the story lines are qualitative.we've got a long way to go!

honey,
i want 2b an astronaut

so dat wen ur family moves to Mars

i can visit u!