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I can relate with this...my card number in church is "0666"

drphantom:
Exactly!!

And people are actually praising it for being educative?

We've got serious problems. #smh

My point exactly. Funny (for some) but certainly NOT educative...plus Chess is Lame, what's chariots, what's horses? No elephants in chess....

LastMumu:
Eat = Energy and taste?

Newspaper = North East West South Past and Present event Report?
What the _fuck is the meaning of this foolishness? Paper is just paper, it has no bloody acronym!

And the _fuck is 'Objection Killed' for Ok? Ok is the short way of writing 'Okay'.
Who ever compiled this _shit needs to be shot!

OMG! Your comment as well as a couple others above kept me from losing my mind. I read through freely because I was expecting it to be a joke not taken seriously
I mean Chess= Chariots Horses Elephants

chrisxxx:
The op message is past without which no matter how poor you would not be informed.

Dies!!!

shawlxAk:
Is there another account on the computer having admin privileges?

No oh! Just one account

VITALYSTA:
have you tried SAFE-MODE?

Don't know how to. Once I press the power button, the next step is the password entry.

HELP!!!

Please I need help with this ASAP.

After typing my password, it says "The User Profile Service service failed the logon. User profile cannot be loaded"

...Thank you

ogaAK:
That moment your interviewer's got British accent with a twisted tongue.

PARDON
PARDON
PARDON.


ABEG make this one talk well well Joor!

As in Ehn! Mine was from Madagascar, I didn't hear a word of what he asked me oh, that God for the HR Person who is a Nigerian, she had to repeat what he said.

Idrismusty97:
Egg is now N35 BTW.

N40 in my area oh...

Wow! Beautiful memories mehn! I remember I would never enter the school gate without pepper snack(nursery school) in primary school it was "sponge cake" with the blue pack.
*singing outta threa" Breakfast time is planta time, planta...the rich and creamy planta taste, planta...mummy has the planta taste, planta.....

Temi231:
Thought am not part of you guys but I have been following some of you guys comment.Please don't spread unconfirmed information to people that are actually interested in the job. The job is not marketing job.

Unconfirmed Didn't you hear me say that I was at the interview? Mtchew! People sef!

The interview was okay jare! It's a marketing job though.

Just got an invite, who else has?

dazzle101:
Hi OP, have u been contacted since you took the test? Feedback said you'd be contacted after two working days...

Any show??

P:S -. Anyone else been contacted after successful test completion?

I took the test yesterday...it's not two days yet.

kudus007:
the test was tough...50 questions and u re require to have 60% which means u must answer 30 question correctly...I was unsuccessful as I got 25 and also nepa took the light in the cafe I went to..nd I still av 19 minute remaining then..i wish the successful candidates the best..it was an experience

Sorry about that, most job seekers have one similar experience or the other, mine was kpmg.

I called the number on their site and I was told the deadline is 12 o'clock today... that was why I completed mine immediately...successful too...congrats laracraft.

Owkae. Hopefully you'll get it soon. Check your spam/junk mail though.

Just completed my assessment.

Hi House,
Just got an invite (SMS & EMAIL) to take an online test with Romanspage...

Dear Candidate,

You have been shortlisted for an online test.

Please check your email (inbox/junk) for the test link.

Regards,
Romanspage.

Please, who else got this and what is the nature of the test?

Thanks

lonelydora:
Help us O Lord.

This is the part I like.

"Due to a lack of proper information management by most African countries, an exact number of yearly infection is not known."

Exactly! How do we manage the disease when even information pertaining to the disease cannot be managed?

This is just to save others who intend to apply the stress. This was the reply I got from them just now. May God help unemployed graduates sha!

That can never happen mtscheew

Abeg make dem leave wike o. He z alredy workin

I still remember "Bisi" from "I need to know"...how she has evolved...now "Jenifa". HBD to u jare!

is it just me, or does late stella obasanjo look like michael jackson

wats vn?

i was told dat if u cross over someone, especially a pregnant woman, dia children will look like you

dat if i kill a wall-geco, i'll wet d bed

dat if i sing and rub d agbalumo(cherry) it will be sweet "agbalumo dun dun, omo oba lo fe je....." lolz

dat if i remove an eyelash n place on d floor and my parents step on it, dey'll forget dey wanted 2 beat me

devigblegble: Pls tell the world I've finally made it before the end of these year, those who look down on me thinking I can't make it, Seun tell them that out of millions of people I , the true son of my father made it. Alhamdulilai pls don't hate just join me to celebrate these moment cuz it's once in a lifetime achievement for being the first to Comm**t.

i cld lend u my glasses

I be lawyer, trouble na my work

D lady z naturally pretty, n dr dey go giving glory 2 her make up. put dat make up on an ugly girl n c d result

honestly, dis z ma 1st tym of reading a post dis long.
congrats op.
by d way, hate 2 say dat its 101% true