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fernandoc:
God if you are hearing me hear this. I want to be famous ooo!

Smellymouth:
Alobam

kenonze:
"Brothers to.. ... "

" Sister to...... ."


These are phrase we use for none entities.

beautiful232:
why always Yoruba guys


cause the daemon that I broke up with is a Yoruba dude


after all the boxup

your just realizing that she is not good enough huh

kwantinw

Estharfabian:
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Well, both of you are dumb shitty Assholes.


Yeah, she's got her shortcomings and you've got yours too. I won't judge nothing...
I mean you're obviously married but you still called her ass to profess your undying, existing love for her...lol. who you kidding,?

anyhoo...Bringing everything online Was just immature Af..


yes, she's hurt... But biitch should get a grip! rather than ranting on cyber space.. she should plot some Badass revenge. like look effing good in 20Years time and come back to marry your son.. or grandson. whatever. we really don't give a flying fùck...

lilmax:
this guy is fooling himself, nothing said yet

TrapQueen77:
OK....


Why covered her name? We need to know her so we can find someone for her..

FinestPINACLE:
You hv bin hustling for my mention but I will reply u now! how does my size affect u?

Tadeus:
Good Morning Good People Of Nairaland

PartsContinent:
Is your car giving you problems?
Are you tired of dishing out so much money to your mechanic yet doesn't seem to get it right?
Are you tired of buying fake parts (Including service parts)?
Do you find it difficult to differentiate between original parts from china parts?
Do you find it difficult to differentiate between Grade 1(one) and Grade 2(two) tokunbo parts?
Are you giving up on your beloved car because you cant seem to find the parts?
Are you tired of your mechanic?

Don't wait around and allow your vehicle to rot away!!!

Give us a call[b](08166713094)[/b] or preferably e-mail us at Partscontinent@yahoo.com and inform us of anything wrong with your car, or the parts you need to be supplied to you.

If you are also very frustrated by your mechanic and you need a very good, reliable mechanic we shall make him available to you at your expense.

Your car is not the problem, fake parts are....

TrapQueen77:
Hahaahahahhaa... Nawa... I don't have any plan to smell his dragon's breath ...tat position is a No NO for me...
He can look at d window or the side table while he saying that to me..

jackie3B:
orange would have been better.

TrapQueen77:
Hahahaaha... U wish sha


I even have the PhD on trapping so nobori can trap me on ma own trap

jackie3B:
hahahaha... urs is scary biko.. try anoda one

TrapQueen77:
Hahahhahaha...reverse trapping? Warrisit?

jackie3B:
awwww sum1 should call me those names.I will reciprocate.hshahahsha

FinestPINACLE:
blawd of gawd. dix is really a hole!

annnikky:
According to a shocking story and photo posted on
Reddit which has already gone viral online and on social
media, a man passed out and his estranged angry
girlfriend who felt he had cheated and dumped her,
reportedly shoved nine screws inside his urethra.

According to a Reddit poster, the man had broken up
with the girl after she accused him of cheating. In
retaliation she got him drunk and when he passed out,
she inserted the screws one after the other inside his
urethra.

“A man was rushed to the hospital – with nine screws
inside his urethra. Police claim that the man’s estranged
girlfriend is responsible for “putting the screws” to her ex.

“Online reports say that the man broke up with his GF, who he had been seeing for three years – and she was upset. So she got him drunk, and when he passed out she inserted the screws one after the other inside his urethra.”

See the graphic photo below;


www.naijaonpoint.com/nigerian-news/shocker-dumped-girlfriend-inserts-dozens-of-screws-inside-boyfriends-pnis-after-getting-him-drunk-graphic-photo.html

TrapQueen77:
He made u his own ATM machine..



Karma is not a mere biitch anyway... Soon he'll pay back everything from this lady.. she shud jiz chill and move on.

jonaifame22:
U've spoken enough grammar, buh hear dis, gals are full of drama,it's the money that made her follow u like nama,and when u say anything she'll agree nodding head like agama, now u withdrew and she's sick and every one is calln including her mama

Don't worry she'll get well soon, may God give u a good gal

madridguy:
They say as you take love person na so you go take treat their f**k up when they mess up. Oga OP, from your previous narration so far, you're well to do someone. You have money in abundant before you could thinking of getting an apartment for someone, take her to foreign trip " when I never see plane before " doing shopping for her in Dubai. I would advise you tamper with justice. From the look of things, you have every resources to punish the lady both physically and financially but I beg you to cool down so you want buy her casket.

At times when we human see comfort we start to misbehave which I believe leads to taking Shisha and bringing a guy to her apartment.

I am double sure she has learnt her lesson in a very bad way. Forgive her and give second chance. As you do so, am sure you will b relieved too.

For the sake of the love you have for her, forgive her, forget her shortcoming.

Awaiting for your pre-wedding pictures soon.

TrapQueen77:
Hahahhahahahahahaahah!



Tat happened last June, why now she decided to ink ur name in her not so clean punaney?



Tell her to try Brazilian wax joor...

Sharon6:
You want us to know. Now we know.




GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS, CHECK MY SIGNATURE!

chocolateme:
Nice one but if you tell him to resign from his position to venture into garri production, he will refuse.
Do we wear Skuss, gold and carry Infinix hot 2 to fry garri?

Neimar:
mehn si curves

Smellymouth:
Ijo mimo ti kristi lati orunwa...


SevenHalleluyahs==>hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujahhhhh!!

Hosanna,hosanna,hosanna,hosannahosanna,hossanahhhh!!

Ebenezer,Ebenezer,Ebenezer,Ebenezer,Ebenezer,Ebenezer,ebenezerrrr!!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/spirit.gif

Mo Gbadura..

Ni oruko Jesu Kristi Oluwa...

TrapQueen77:
omo I believe u... Hahahahahhahaha


Ur making my mind so dirty now... Baddooo...

mhizAnnie:
U too run follow woman...u just wan carry all NL girls. Calm down jor
Lol

juniweezy:
I know what my bible says, I won't commit immorality bcuz I know where m going.

TrapQueen77:
Hahahhaha..definitely...


With All at type of clothes she wears, her congregation will be men and lesbians ooo...