sylvalord:
i addition to these questions, whr r we to get the putme result 4rm?

Seems u checked ur result wit a phone,hw abt u do so wit a laptop n print.

Mastino:

Chiooo CRITICAL??..
how critical na..??, cuz deres a big mistake on D.O.B
on my W.A.E.C vs Birth Cert..

By A very large margain of 2 years by YEAR..
nd 2 days By DAY..
##DamnItAmInSoup##.

how i wan tak solve this kind ish naaa..

Do all u cn,d worst dat cn happen z dat ur clearance wil be delayed.

Miscellaneous: Metaphysict na wa o. . .u dey fear 2go ?

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@all,remembr,accordin 2 skeptics,4 evri degree 2 wic an info cn be right,it cn also be wrng.
Dey may end up nt needing acceptance letter or anytin else,we dnt knw 4 sure hw it'l be lik.All u gat here r based on d past.N 365 days,makes a lot of changes.

Mexyz: Jst make photocopies of all ur documents......those dat ve diffrnt names on their credentials wl ve to ask a lot of questns 4rm those dat knw o. Metaphycist, these people ve to knw dat wat works 4 mr A myt nt work for mr B.

Tanx bro,dat's y I'm tryin 2 stress on d dft variables.
Prepare 4 all possible outcome!
Mine,is jst an insight.
A lot of sh*t happens

BlessedFellow:

Those documents are not among the requirements published by the uni for clearance, fellow students gave you the info. Everything is history now.

Cheers!

Den y ws my statement of result torn away 4rm my papers,n y did d officers tell me only d printout z needed wen odas r sayin dey wer sent back 4 their statement r wateva.D logic conclusion z dat der r slight differences.
I did my clearance,I knw wat I saw.
Dis z d last I wana speak of dis,cuz dis issue z nw beign ovaflogged.
No beef tho

mhizz_bernie: @metaphycist d affidavit kud it b dne in any high court or must it av 2 b d high court at sapele road cus dats wat my cousin tld my dad he waz lyk it beta if its dne der(sapele road) so dat twil b dne correctly dat mst court write deir's in dif.way nd it myt nt b wat uniben wants aw tru is dat

Do it anywer.

sylvalord: Sir metaphycist.. Do we need photocopies 4 every single document(affidavits, DOB and d lyks) or just 4 jamb and waec results? Tnks

I suppose I spelt "everything" correctly.

Emylexray:
good m0rning metaphycist, may God bless you abundantly for sparing your time in putting us through on this clearance issue. Please, i have a question.


In my WAEC result, i used three names

surname :Bassey
first name: Emmanuel
other names: Emanson

but in my JAMB result, i used three names too, but with a different other name

surname : Bassey

first name: Emmanuel

othername : Raymond.

Its only the other name that's different, please, would this affect my clearance? Please help me!

Dnt tink so,since 2 names tally.Bt do nt mess up wit ur surname,treat it lik an egg.In skul,all dat matters z ur surname.
Bt not dat wat u hv in Jamb z wat d univ wil stick 2 as they sud already hv d name in all their papers nw.

Beezally: U guys are siriously scaring me on this dob stuff .there is a. Mistake on the dob on my waec so ℓ̊ cant swear an affidavit but that was what last yrs aspirants did na
Mestpyist (ℓ̊ can't spell d name )
PlZzz answer mee ooooooo are u on 2go

I dnt knw muc abt hw dey rectify d Dob ish cuz I nor any1 close 2 me dint hv problem wit it.
Buh I do knw sm1 who mistakenly entered "15" in jamb reg while he ws "23".....I dnt knw wat he did,bt he got cleared b4 me so...so i dnt tink it'l b muc of a problem.

I_am_Lamar: @Metaphysict and @BlessedFellow . .shey age matter

Yup

BlessedFellow:

There should be an online receipt. Do you know some people did not visit any bank to pay for post-utme?

Yh,dat ws 4 postume,I also paid d acceptance n skul fees on line.Bt d 2000's payment ws difrnt.
Wer u admitted lst year?

Mickey7: mayb GT mais seriously i cant strt struggling...i rada come back d nxxt day...yes, i am suppose to b a student nt some 'agbero

Postponin it 2 d followin day z lik sayin u'l wash ur cloths 2morow instead of 2day.

sigidporte:

master card? How?

We all presented d teller 4rm d bank 2 d Bursary 2 transform it 2 receipt.
If u use d Mastercard u wnt get d receipt.

Riley_Freeman:

lol..I no get plenty fear for that one.

Na me know how I go do am pass..I just dey gather from Our oga story..den I know the kine map I go draw..you know na...like Michael Scofield..lol

besides, I know of some students there wey go gimme direction.

Still, make I throway another salute for Metaphycist... Thanks alot sir

I greet u sir.

sigidporte:

which bank is that please?

Unity Bank...It's painted white n looks dilapitated.D bank z bungalow like,small n wit a big compound.It's flanked by two roads on both sides.

BlessedFellow:

@Metaphysics: were you specifically asked to present them or you just submitted them with other document?

Cheers!

I ws told.
Wen I gav dem my papers, dey flippd tru it n tore off dos dat wer nt needed.
Wic wer my statement of result n receipt photocopy.
I dnt knw,mayb d respectiv faculties hv their diffrnt procedures.Dis yr cud even com wit its own difference.
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Wat I'l advise students is......com wit all d materials u cn lay ur hands on,esp dos stayin far e.g lagos.Den dose nt needed wil be taken away.
Lik I always say.....Beign too careful is beta dan beign careless.
Morning Ya'll.

Day 3,loading.....75%
*takes right thumb 2 hospitl*

Mickey7: lol..@metaphycist chapter 2,day two or wateva u call it is very funny.really...sweating losing buttons getting injured just to get a teller? Lolzzz..JJCs nd all these happened in a banking hall?hw come no bank official called everyone to order?

D banking hall was filld 2 d brim,all these happnd in d large compound.

BlessedFellow:

@Metaphysics: an affidavit of local government of origin is worthless! I often advise people to get the one from their LGA, duly signed by chairman or secretary.

An affidavit for correction of name is not accepted. You could confirm from any clearance/admission officer if you doubt me.

Cheers!

They r both worthless,yet I used both during my clearance.

mhizz_bernie: @Metaphycist kud i v ur fbk or 2go i.d kinda v sum questns 2 ask wich i no u l b of grt hlp

2go metaphycist
Odas r classified here.

I am writin it comprehensively so dat u cn create an imagery of hw it's gona be so da t wen u get there,it'l be like de ja vu.
Lesson 4rm Day 1
-Never leave ur sit.
-Mak sure u drop ur papers.
Lesson 4rm Day 2
Try gettin a teller 4rm d bank(It's on d same road wit d auditorium) b4 d clearance starts,it'l save u a lot of time cuz u might be directed der too.

BlessedFellow:

@Riley_Freeman: an affidavit is out of place. I have given him the official stance on that. An affidavit does not fix such issue! The only accepted affidavits are: age declaration, non-membership of secret cult and good conduct.

Cheers!

also,local gvt of origin,correctn of name.

AMAZING EXPERIENCE DAY 2
Tuesday startd pretty muc d same way monday did.
I tut I ws laggin behind only 2 find out dat i ws amng d fastest in my faculty,more so afta discoverin dat only 10peeps had submitd their papers im my dptmnt.
If u hv submitd,all u nid do ws wait 4 ur name 2 be calld.Dat ws wat dey tld us,dey dint tell us d waitin wil be in hours nt minutes.
Afta wat seemd like 4eva,my name ws calld,my documnts had been perused n on it ws written "Ok For clearance"
We wer directd 2 a bank,west of d auditorium 2 pay d sum of 2000.we wer hapi we had goten 2 dis stage.
I got 2 d bank n found mouth gaping amount of pple who wantd 2 pay in.Most havn't submittd their papers bt wantd 2 pay in as a short cut 2 speed up their clearin process.It ws risky,yet clever.
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U stay in queue 2 pay offerin or withdraw 4rm ATM.I neva knw u also stay in queue 2 collect teller.
Nw der ws a queue 2 collect teller,a queue as long as river nile. N u wonder if evry1 who wrote jamb ws admited.
I went 2 tak my positn lik a gud Nigerian,bt 30mins passd n it neva seemd lik movin even wen given ages.
I needed no soothsayer 2 tell me 2 leave.
Nw I went 2 d front n saw pple scramblin 4 teller as though it ws all dat mattered in life.
No! I cnt try 2 drag wit dem, I tut.Som hv lost their buttons,som hv gottn their shirts torn,som hv gotten injured,som sweatin profusely n odas suffocating.
Som quickly turnd 2 makin money by draggin 4 tellers and sellin 4 odas in an amount dey deem fit.
Jst wen i ws comin 2 d realisatn dat getin a teller ws nt a possibility,a friend of mine,a gurl who i met on NL ws able 2 battle out 2 tellers,1 of wic she gav me.
D teller ws squeezd n torn,bt dat dint mata.
Nw u'l tink dat's d end of d bank part bt it's jst d half of it as i had 2 stay in anoda queue,as brutal as d previous inorder to pay in.
It's nw past 12pm n der ws a gurl who wudnt let me rest,she kept tellin me abt her fellowship.
She wasnt d 1st,ova 10 odas had previously invited me 2 deir respectiv fellowships.They wana "Catch me Young"
I stayd in d queue 2 pay in as it moved in snail-pace,afterall, art freshers battled it in queues thruout d clearance as dey wer given no sittin space in d auditorium.
I kept enrichin my mind wit tuts of d virtue of patience.
I cud see som pay-in witout stayin in d queue,bt dat's only usual 2 a Nigerian.
Afta abt an hour n half,I finally paid in.It ws already minutes befor 4pm,ntin else cn happen besides we wer tld 2 bring our teller 2 d Bursary d followin day 2 transform it 2 reciept.
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Today,I ws called n given d go 2 pay in,wic I did sucessfully. No 1 had stil cleared.Despit doin a handfull of tins,i ws one of d fastest in d process.
I got hom by 6pm.
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WATCH OUT FOR DAY 3

tinahrex:
..Errm....dis letters,is it dat we'll write it ourselves on paper wit a pen den type it awt properly or it takes d form of a 'form' dah we simply jst fill in d gaps

wen u go around d high court,der r business centres who already hv dese letters pre-typed.All they'l do is feed in ur name n course den u'l get it signed by d appropriate persons,1 of wic is u.
If u cnt writ it, dnt stress urself,d readin 4 Jamb n utme z enuf 4 nw.

Mickey7: u sed i cud get d guarantor's n acceptance letters frm any high court ryt @ metaphycist ......Will start collectin d documents next mnth

Not d high court,dey wil be typed 4 u wer u type ur affidavits.They jst need 2 be signed n nt taken 2 d high court.
Wat u'l tak 2 d high court r d affidz so dey cn be stamped.

MY AMAZING EXPERIENCE DAY 1
Wat a wondaful Monday it ws,5th nov 2012
Quickly,I jumpd off my bed at 5.30am,got dresd n made it 2 d auditorium by 7.30am,it ws d start of 2012/2013 clearance.
Wow,d auditorium ws small n filled,it ws rowdy wit pple screamin,chatin n whisperin.
To n fro I walkd,havin no clue of wat 2 do.little did I knw dat a lot odas wer more confusd dan I ws as a girl scrambled 2wards me n asked."do u knw wer d auditorium is?" Dang! We r inside it.
At once,I tried 2 find my bearing.wit infomatn gatherd,I knew dat all faculties had their respectiv locatns in d hall 2 be cleared by a set of pple numbering 3 to 5.
It ws past 10 nw n I finally knew wer sos. Sci freshers sat.
To d east,we wer flanked by law,n to d west...mgt sci.
D sits wer stil filled,i kept standin along wit odas.D place was tight as pple forced their way to walk.At a point,there were no standin space.I'm lucky 2 be among dos standin in d auditorium cuz many wer outside.
Howeva,wen lots of students startd discovrin dey wer sitin in d wrong faculty locatn,they startd leavin 2 d rite positn n so i cud scrambled 4 a place 2 sit.
Now I'm sitting,bt is dat it? I tut.Am I gona get cleared while sitin,imediately,I left my seat,lookd around n found out d pple needed 2 clear us wer handlin som technical issues.
I waited n waited until my stomach sent d signal dat I had nt yet eaten.
Off I went 2 get filled,in d process,i met ova 10 nairaland fwndz n helpd som put their documents in order.
Wow! I went back,d place ws hotter,tighter,noisier and smelly.D fans blew heat.Gettin a sit ws out of it.
Providence brot me 2 a red cross gurl who helpd me mak sure i dint leav witout doin smtin.
I had already made 6 photocopies of all my documents n arrangd dem in d specified order n ws tld 2 drop 1 of em in d sos sci desk along wit an unblemishd scratch card,den go back n wait.
Afta abt 3o mins,
it ws nw past 3,d place ws getin less rowdy,pple wer packin up.it's tim 2 go home,i tut.
I dint do much, bt sud count myself blesd 2 b among d few who dropd their papers as most who came did notin.
Nobody(as far as i knew) got cleard dat day.
My major achievment dat day ws meetin NL peeps.
It was 4.30pm n home I went 2 prepar 4 d followin day.
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.WATCH OUT FOR DAY 2(tuesday)

Mexyz: other science courses=49,500

Copy dat! N I hope evry1 else does.

Riley_Freeman:

bro, I'd advise they do it now... All those who've been admitted...please print your admission letter ASAP, for security reasons..please

Security....hmm seems u'v gat intel abt Snowden n d likes.

sylvalord:
owk sir.. Do i need the admission letter 4 online or physical clearance?

and about the "6 copies" is it 4 all or just jamb document? and also, must it all be original? Or it can be one original and the rest; photocopies(must the photocopies be coloured or B/W)? thanks 4 ur efforts sir

Question 1....U need em 4 both
Question 2....u need 2 keep d original n d rest,photocopies.
D original of d jamb letter n result shud be colourd,while odas, black n white.
4 d admission leta,u'l get 2 copies printed out afta enterin ur card num.On each of em,it's faintly written diagonally, specifyin wic u sud use 4 skul n wic u sud kip 4 urself.

MrRomantic1: Metaphycist tel us abt d AMAZING EXPERIENCE

Bro, I'm watchin Mr Network closely so dat he doesnt mak me finish writin my dictionary n fail 2 publish it.
He hs done it b4,he cn do it again.

akpan aniefiok: Hello guys i bought the e-facility from jamb and i used it only once to print original result slip but when i want to print admission letter it said invalid pin or sn.pls wat should i do?should i buy another e-facility?pls i need an urgent reply


I greet all engineers in the house xpecially my chemical peep.add me on 2go with;akpan1341

U cnt use one card 2 print both...u hv 2 buy anoda one.i.e u need 2 cards.

Dis jst reminds us dat dey care less abt wether or nt we r admitted n more on how dey cn use us 2 make money.
They say der is illiteracy wen dey dnt want d poor 2 go 2 skul, in a country wer more dan 70% of it's pple live below poverty line.
Nevadless,we'l scale through N SHOW DEM HOW IT'S DONE.