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@expertman...I feel ur pain bro. Same thing happened to me wen i was trading forex. I was a fund manager and things were going on smoothly until........I had no choice dan to return dere initial investments. It was pretty rough though but i scaled thru. Lesson is dis...DONT ever do online business with peoples funds. Every hand is a winner every hand is a loser in this game so be prepared for the aftermath.

Funny enough i didnt enjoy Avengers at all. Its kinda boring to me. Always doze off wenever i watch it.

dasparrow: @Post

Na wa o! Good job NDLEA and the wonderful canine narcotic detectives. On a side note, I hope Nigeria does not become a drug addicted country like America oh! You have no idea what drug addiction is costing Americans. It has destroyed families, taken the lives of people of all age groups, destroyed marriages/relationships, left children in foster care or with grandparents because their drug addicted mothers could not take care of them and much more. I know many Nigerians like to copy-copy everything from the western world be it the good part of their culture or the bad part of their culture. If our youths get introduced into the habit of drugs use, then I shudder what will become of us as a people.

i think Mexico is worse

I will never go to church because people deh use their phones as bible........#rubbish#. If u like go to church where dey dance makosa or alanta. Na ur mindset matter pass. As for me...i am not a religion fanatic but if a new dance step come out today walahi i go overdo am for church. Wetin concern Dance with Faith?

190: [color=RED]
But wait ooh woman why would you prepare CATFISH for egusi, dont u know that fish isnt good for soups
what kinda woman are you, he told you wat he wanted and yet you went ahead and did waht you wanted without his knowledge
nor be him give you money take buy the things, if he goes out and eat EGUSI and Goat meat in another girl's house
you'l come baq here and cry FOUL, u better go baq and apologize to him cos if u were my wife


Na FAN BELT i go take WIPE your NYASH PEEL [/color]

YOU funny die...cant stop laffing.... hahahahahahaa

Michky: Anytime anyone intends to sell me any product, it's better to leave pastor, religion or God out of it because that's my own way of easy fraud identification. For example, take another look at zion's spam posts on this thread, you'll notice that he ends them with GOD BLESS YOU. That to me is the definition of manipulation. As for Harry being a pastor and a sincere punter is another issue entirely. I believe (if am speaking his mind) what blink tried to point out there was the guy's ploy to use religion to send his message across, which is mere manipulation and petty theifery. Plus, if zion must advertize, let him take a slot on any of nairaland's empty ad spaces. I rest my case.

...Ok bro...I totally understand you.

If we had a dollar for every time we've heard or read, "Steve Jobs never would have ..." (fill in the blank) in the past year, we might be able to afford a share of Apple stock. Maybe two.

In the year since the company's co-founder died, his name has never been invoked so often by so many who think they know what Jobs would or wouldn't do or approve, from releasing a not-fully-baked Apple Maps app to waiting six weeks to patch a large security hole. The practice is almost as arrogant and self-righteous as Jobs was. But it keeps his name alive, as if he's still part of the conversation.

And he is. Our fascination with the man described as a modern-day Thomas Edison by New Yorker writer Ken Auletta has not ebbed; if anything, it's grown larger with his passing, all too soon, at age 56.

On Friday, Apple paid tribute to Jobs on the front page of apple.com with a touching video montage of photos and sound bites.

"I hope that today everyone will reflect on his extraordinary life and the many ways he made the world a better place," CEO Tim Cook wrote of his former boss and mentor.

And as people continue to reflect on the life of Steve Jobs, their biggest challenge will be narrowing down the many ways to do so.

"Steve Jobs," Walter Isaacson's biography, hurried into print after Jobs died, became a best-selling book, the No. 1 book of 2011 on Amazon.com. Even now, the book is on Amazon's top 20 list for 2012 — in hardcover.

On Thursday, St. Martin's Press told the New York Times it has acquired the rights to a memoir by Chrisann Brennan, Jobs' high school girlfriend and mother of his daughter, oldest child, Lisa. The book is to be published next year.

At least two movies are in the works; one by an independent studio will star Ashton Kutcher as the mercurial CEO; another movie, based on Isaacson's biography, will be done by Sony Pictures, with a screenplay by "The Social Network" scribe (and "West Wing" creator) Aaron Sorkin.

Comic books about Jobs are popping up everywhere but efforts to create a Steve Jobs action figure have been squashed by Apple on several occasions.

http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/technolog/year-after-his-passing-steve-jobs-remains-larger-life-6289092

blink182: Now that you have mentioned a pastor in your deal, I do not want to even touch it with a stick.

Do business with this guy at your own risk

...You dont need to judge the guy. I know Pastor Harry Okoyibo. He is also a punter. I also learnt alot from him.

Debeloved87: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... my account don die, out of seven games i lost six and now waiting for the outcome of the seventh..ah wetin dey happen..wetin be dis na

...lol...u funny guy. everyday no be xmas na.

kalufelix: Atl. Madrid score 90+ jst wen ah tot av won academica concede late equaliser...which kin life be dis??

...Every hand is a winner every hand is a loser bro. Thats the way the game is.

The guy looks gay

Hmm....funny enough the allegations about the rate at which those boiz deh drive expensive cars deh real o. I went to a hotel some months back oh boi...come see cars. wen i asked the security man dere if dem deh do conference he simply told me d cars owners were students.

4 Range Rover sports and like 3 latest Toyota camry (Muscle). Me i sharply parked my jalopy somewhere. Atimes i wonder if its truely Yahoo dese guyz do or something else.

I know this is kinda stale but i just wanna share it here....Enjoy

Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading #200 MTN Recharge Card.
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge #200 andwin a big ship.
Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge#100 an win benin republic.
Glo, go jus kuku say... Recharge 500 and win Nigeria because there colour na Green
Na only fo Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change frum Red to Green.
Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside"MEATPIE"
Na only for nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because weno even trust ATM machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light bill promptly.
Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff, Ogogoro and beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere..gbabe ee

uncleshegs: You can check wafribet.com among others to get started. You also get a deposit bonus when you sign up. Their ad was on Nairaland for a bit.

I dont like the website....

klax: Oh so this is the boy who want to KILLED himself because of iPad interesting? Anyway I do not blame him and dont want to call him names but it shows all over his face that definately he is a bit hungry or may I say he is seeking a kind of fame somehow.

Well oh boy you have got your "I-GO-DIE iPAD" and now you are mr "I-GO-LIVE-iPAD" goodluck to you hope you wont die now.

.....Gbagaun.......

Very funny....Now this thread is really getting quiet. Sha na most of una loose dis weekend ni?

warrior01: So this man ended up not dying a christian; may baba GOD have mercy on his soul

You are a cow for this statement. Wetin concern u whether he died a xtian or not. Religion fanatic mshew....

elari: . . 08156761979

Elari...i don send u message on wats up...abeg kindly reply me. Thanks

I just witnessed one. Na true talk o. The driver and conductor even greet am as if hin be Fashola. Na wah o. D guy even sit down like chairman...

bobokelly: Jonathan award is not for honest peoples, but, the thieves who loots nigeria tresury to enriched themselves, his awards is to thank them for stolen nigeria money.

What are u saying here?

elari: i dont know the reason behind my fear, bt i have been afraid to take any major risk since the begining of this week. Though i made so much last week, bt this week has just bin dull. Nt much combo on my part. I still have eyes 4 dat Gulf 3, so i nid inspiration o!

.....That is what we call the fear of the unknown. Remember that every hand is a winner every hand is a loser..

Fear of the Unknown now....

Basic: And who says a great post like this cannot make the front page 10 times? I'll prefer seeing this post everyday on the front page to some trash like "Omotola eating popcorn", "Tiwa Savage pounding yam", "Obasanjo dancing azonto", "Jonathan skipping rope", "Could this be Genevieve's daughter?", etc.

You are a clown. U surely made my day. Thank you

[quote author=Garri_is_back] [/quote]Your username funny die....

Funny but i dont believe in all dis stuffs. i heard if someone shud go to the market and den bends down to look in between his/her legs....Na different kind of Ghosts and evil spirits person go deh see. I think i will try dis out soon sef. Lol

eklassical: investigator!
Are u sure u are telling whot u saw?..i.e if u actually went 2d real
office

You funny die....hahahaha.

lagbaja: I was fascinated when i read the story of Wande this morning. I was particularly curios about his $2m investment claim, the company's claim of net-worth of N1billion and the customer base of 20,000 subscribers. I quickly set out to investigate the story and to learn from their practice.I went to the computer village and made enquiries about the company. Not so many people knew about them. eventually, i was directed to one of the vendors that sells their voucher. I asked to buy a voucher, he told me the different product offers, i settled for the N200 voucher. he said i could not use it until I register, however the person to register me was not around. i offered to go to the company's head office to do my registration. he gave me a flier that bears the head office address. before leaving i asked him how many such vendors like him existed for the oxygen network, he estimated it to be about 20. i also asked how much his daily sales is, he said it was between N1k and 2k. By implication, the total sales within the computer village for 26 days by 20 voucher resellers and at an average sales of 2k per reseller will be about N1m. i eventually locate the company. The company was situated in a small shop on 12 Francis Oremeji st. They share office with another small company called Jolasons Nigeria Limited. the company does not in any way reflect a N2m sales company talk less of a N1billion worth. I met 2 staff eating ice and beans in the office. the office is barely empty with no signs of activity. i asked to register for their service. he directed me t go and look for vendors around. so much for a N1billion Naira company

The lesson in all of this is that you should look before you leap. secondly , don't believe all that you read in the papers, particularly punch. you can achieve your dreams and attain greatness, but dont build on weak foundations.

You are very wrong bro. U dont need to judge a book by its cover. I know of a company in Lagos that has a small office yet the average daily turn over profit is like N250k. You know as Naija environment be na. If u wan show off den dont be surprised wen dem visit ur office or even kidnap u sef. U better wise up

dangerzone: And i will vote for you come 2015 baby atiku

Bortu y?

Goldie and Prezzo.....hmm the soundtrack go bad gan ooo.