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Mesmerize:
@kola
se ola se suya?

enu e bi suya!

ti mo ba fi ata suya pa e ni idi, wa joo kokoma!

@Poster

Stuff her mouth with dirty socks at night before u go to bed!

Be careful not to choke her though!!!!

Chai

Dis thread still dey brew palaver?!

yinkaoke:
TOPE2000

i SAW UR PIC You'RE REAL AN ANGLE A PERFECT MARTCH I WISH You'RE MY FRIEND CAN YOU PLEASE MAIL ME UR PHONE NUMBER AND MAIL PLEASE TO okemakinde2003@yahoo.com
Thanks

Oga you don craze ooo, u gata-gata english wey dey konk my head!

for all this one wey we dey talk ,you still dey find wife!

As women boku reach for Naija, u dey chase Tope for London

E be like say them swear for u, u no fit speak english, u wan marry Tope?!OLOSHI

Tope has been taken so stop chasing shadows and face your work!

@Poster

Na lie, all this people wey u splatter dem pictures are not!

simply go to wikipedia or go to bed!!

doyin13:
The babe is not that bad looking jo. . . .

All she needs is some liposuction. . . . .

some chleioplasty. . . . .

errr a few chiropractic sessions.

a chassis hairdresser. . . .

a few sessions in the gym. . . .

some implants in the chest area. . . .

abeg, me sef i tire

Plus a skin graft and a new set of dentures!!

9ja boi:
@topic
She even get birth mark 4 chest,
na wah o!

una dey see vision ooo!

olavest2:
Why do you want a US Bank Account?
If you are selling using PayPal, EBay, 2Checkout, StormPay or any other common payment service, you know how expensive and time consuming is to get your funds in your country Getting checks emailed to you can cost anywhere from USD$ 5,00 to USD$ 30,00 plus the charges that your local bank will take for the international deposit.

There are some services that wire the money to your local bank but there are not cheap, if available But the most important of all problems, THE TIME. It can take weeks or even months to see your money. Specially if you sell occasionally and your payment service have a high minimum required before send you the check.
(Paypal requires USD$ 150,00 plus USD$ 12,00 for mailing costs.

Let's face it
-If you use PayPal or Ebay to make some money occasionally. You need a US Bank account
-If you have, or want to have, clients in the US. You need a US Bank Account
-If you want to make serious business in the Internet. You need a US Bank Account
And here are some other reasons to open a US Bank Account for non-residents:
I-Receive payments from USA citizens easy and fast Plus, you can use the money right away.
2- Transfer your money from PayPal and take it out from any VISA ATM machine
3- Make investments in US and International Companies Get a FREE US check book and ATM card
4-Shop on line or at any establishment that accept VISA

- You can open your account just with a copy of your passport.
- You can open your account in 7 days or less. FAST and SECURE.
- You can have your account with NO Deposit/Withdrawal MINIMUMS , .
WITH JUST N1,500 ONLY YOU CAN GET YOUR COPY OF THE APPLICATION FORM WHICH YOU PROCESS FOR FREE AND ALL IN 5 DAYS.

call for dtails.
08025692640,ola4orex@gmail.com for your copy. (stop paying big money to get urs)

fucking thieving fraudster!!!

nana:
Hehehe,where is Ennyluv?!

Ennyluv don fly comot for window!

hope say pant no tear as u dey mount window?

FIAM, faster than DHL!!!!

Enny-love your username suppose be mountainous and incredible-love!!!

nana:
.
Methodman,u don reach here?

I hear say bubble wan burst for one thread, na him i waka come check before the thing explode!!!

Check out her night-glasses, BAM!

Head be like drum and chest sef push comot like Mike Tyson's!!

Conductor Girlfriend!!!!

@Poster

Chai!

Who drop agege bread inside water?!

@Poster

Goodluck to you guys


Me i no wan get invitation to come and die!

Una no dey learn lesson!

Abi no be the Gulder thing wey person drown last year?! OK BYE BYE

Dr Kitaun:
make I kuku dispatch u naw with immediate effect and automatic alacrity then

deal ?

signed and sealed!

shylladear:
I wonder

u guys should stop yabbing the poor guy and post your pics so we can see how wowo or fine u guys are

Aunty Shylla why una come dey take style beg for fine boys picture now?!
U dey find bobo ni?!haha

tope2000:

na Tope wey i dey eye now ooo Dr Kitaun

I don leave Mesmerize becoz she too dey flirt

nah Tope wey go enjoy all my estates

Dr Kitaun:
haaaaaaaaaaaa . . . .

someone wan die because of Morenike ?

me I no dey o

Doctor, if u push morenike comot for ur house, i go will u a mansion for buckingham palace!

@Mesmerize

come back hom now or i would not include you in my WILL!!!

Mesmerize:
No be only sublime, deposition nko?

Chai
U don reach here again?!
U dey stalk me?!

nana:
lol. . .u lot need to check this thread. . .cracking me up seriously
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-143969.32.html

come Nana make u face work dat side now now!!!

I just dey laff like mad for work, Oyinbo people dey open my door ask say she i dey alright or shey i need fresh-air?!

Wetin person no go see for NL