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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Anyone Knows Esther Arigidi In Ilorin Or Kano(pls Help Contact Her) by MethodMan3(m): 7:26pm On Jun 19, 2008
big father:
is she lost ? undecided
cheesy

@Poster

You are flying slowpoke
This place no be police station or lost and found?
Why u dey find person wey no lost for nairaland?
You dey craze?

Esther Arigidi ko, Esther Agindingbi ni!!
AutosRe: Volkswagen (VENTO) For Sale @ a giveaway price!!! by MethodMan3(m): 4:21pm On Jun 19, 2008
@Poster

If you are going to give something away then give it away

Wetin be 350K wey come dey demand?! grin

Dat is more like 419 or daylight robbery to me!!!!!
RomanceRe: I Am Married, My Boss Is Married But We Are Still Dating! by MethodMan3(m): 4:11pm On Jun 19, 2008
@Poster

If you friend has gone for deliverance and shez still hell bent of fucking a married man

Then she needs to be smashed with a[b] knuckle duster or pestle and mortar![/b]
RomanceRe: My Girls Attittutde Changed Since She Went To Skool,pls Need Advice by MethodMan3(m): 4:04pm On Jun 19, 2008
Even though i found it excrutiatingly difficult to understand your appalling English

From what i made of it all, i think the girl is being camped/used by another dude

So my guy, make u carry waka becoz you are history!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Gets Angry When I Don't Buy Ice Cream by MethodMan3(m): 4:01pm On Jun 19, 2008
@Poster

your girlfriend must be an idiot who needs to be bitch slapped so hard!
RomanceRe: What Gift Can A Lady Give Her Husband On Wedding Day by MethodMan3(m): 4:00pm On Jun 19, 2008
performance in the bedroom after all the party shld be enuff!

make she hold d guy tight, fire am till daybreak!
TravelRe: Frustrated! Pls Hlp Me by MethodMan3(m): 3:55pm On Jun 19, 2008
@Poster

NA BY FORCE TO GO UK?!

getting frustrated becoz UK no give u visa, sittadown for ur country if dem no gree u!

WHY U NO TRY DARFUR FOR SUDAN!!!
FoodRe: Recipe For Ukazi And Uha(ora) Soup by MethodMan3(m): 3:47pm On Jun 19, 2008
otuwe:
hi

please i need a recipe for ukazi soup(igbo type. . .not afang)

and also uha soup

where are u amaka

please help me out

cheers
u paid 100naira at a cyber cafe to scream to the world u need recipe, when you can easily go to a market near you!

na wa for some people ooo!
RomanceRe: She 's Got A Man Yet She Wants Me: by MethodMan3(m): 2:33pm On Jun 19, 2008
@Poster


Na so u fine reach wey girl dey crush on u anyhow?

Sorry oo LIL BOW WOW!!! grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by MethodMan3(m): 2:27pm On Jun 19, 2008
meltDfat:
Why You can't see your Flat Tummy (abs) no matter what you do!

Developing a lean, flat stomach takes time and patience, especially when it comes to those last few kgs in those [b]hard- to- lose places
. I won't lie to you, but, you can do it, anybody can do it.


There is only one way to lose fat
in the so-called "stubborn areas," and that is with the correct combination of proper diet (my meltdfat SECRET fat loss diet), aerobic exercise (I can show you how easy you can do it), abdominal training (my 3 times a week abs (tummy) exercise), and weight training.

The first thing you need to realize is that it is impossible to "spot reduce" fat from one specific part of the body.

Fat loss occurs systemically, meaning that you can't control where the fat comes from. When you burn fat for energy, you will draw it from all areas of the body (that's why I recommend the melt d fat in Nigeria TOTAL Body Perfect program- melt d fat the healthy way saving time) and the first place you tend to put it on will be the last place it comes off.

The reason everyone has those "stubborn" spots is because each of us is born with a genetic pattern of fat storage, just as we inherit hair color, eye color, and other physical traits. In females, the stubborn areas tend to be hips, thighs, and the waist. In men, the troublesome areas are usually the lower abs (tummy).

Many people labor away month after month trying to exercise specific areas of their body with the idea that fat will be burned directly off the area they are working (a mistake).

Training the abdominals every day with hundreds of repetitions will certainly tighten and tone the muscles, but it will do almost nothing to remove the fat obscuring the muscles.

In fact, it is possible to have a great set of abs that you can't even see because they are covered up with a layer of fat!

The best way to burn the layer of flab from your tummy is not to do more abdominal exercise, but to do more, Finish this report on www.meltdfat..com
Look at u fucking writing a book when a simple question was asked?!

Fucking pis.s off and worry about melting the kunu-belly wey u dey drag up and down!

People like you fail becoz they always refuse to reason, read and understand properly

Instead degenerate into blabbing and rambling while acting as if they know everything!

Why do Nigerian girls have protruding bellies? THEY EAT TOO MUCH, simple!
CelebritiesRe: Do I Look Like D'banj? by MethodMan3(m): 12:28pm On Jun 19, 2008
@Poster

U mean do u look like a fucking retard?! grin


If that is it, i would say yes you do!!
CelebritiesRe: Young Jeezy Arrested In Atlanta by MethodMan3(m): 12:27pm On Jun 19, 2008
The Ice-man is doomed!
FoodRe: What Is Your Appetite Calling For? by MethodMan3(m): 12:02pm On Jun 19, 2008
solution4u:
padded yam [/b]and [b]ogbolo suop
Oga this one na national shame oo

You no fit spell pounded yam and ogbono soup? how u come take log onto the internet? grin

Abi u just dey learn how to read and write? smiley

Padded Yam: Yam that is padded with jargons!
Ogbolo Suop: muddy gutter water!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambia Threatens To Behead Two Latinos For Being Gay. by MethodMan3(m): 11:16am On Jun 19, 2008
SeanT21:
I like Ellen. she is funny and amussing. I wonder how 2 lesbian have sex? hmmmm
Since you are wondering how two lezzies have "SEX" why not try it out

You got loads of gay playmates havnt you? grin

Playboys and bosom-squeezing girls are cursed! cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambia Threatens To Behead Two Latinos For Being Gay. by MethodMan3(m): 11:03am On Jun 19, 2008
SeanT21:
I am not a guy and definately not a preacher. If someone tries to make all the one mided people here on the board understand certain things that make them a preacher? GTFOH.

what if Gambia didnt like a certain race, will it be right to behead that particular race because they visited the damn country? NO.

And you better not call me gay. Just becuse i'm defending them doesnt make me one of them You Fool.

Just because a few Gay people visit Gambia doesnt mean they are turning it into a Gay Resort.

Thank God you live in nigeria. I really don't want an closemind idiot like you living on the same continent as me.Matter of fact not on the same planet. Try Mars.

It seems to me that you don't get around that much, because if you did and have met gay people and have gay friends like i have, you will know that they are the same as you and me but just have different sexuality.

Let God be the damn judge, NOT GAMBIA.

This is discrimination in the highest degree. Those of yall that want Gambia to kill Gay people must have a brick for a heart.

I don't agree with people being gay but they don't need to be kill because of it.



do the US kill people becuase they have more than one partner? No. accepting is one thing and punnishing them is another.
Listen Miss, it is simple and straightforward, GAMBIA do not want BUTT FUCKERS

If you have POO PUSHERS as friends, it is your own cup of tea!!

For your information, i do not live in Nigeria and that has not got fuc.k all to do with my comments.

I get around love, i have seen gay people and every little goddam trannies

but i fucking hate them(and i have the rights), they can never be the same as me becoz

they are FUDGE PACKERS and i love pussies!

If you want to defend gay people that much and u wallow around BENDERS, u might as well go GAYJOY!

Tell your SHI.T PUSHING friends that they were not born gay, they chose to defy nature

they have incurred the wrath of the Almighty and they would rot in hell! grin
FoodRe: What Can I Cook For My Igbo Husband? by MethodMan3(m): 10:02am On Jun 19, 2008
LAKANYE~:
[b]I'M PISSED NOW.
IF SHE IS A NIGERIAN WOMAN FROM ANOTHER TRIBE GO MARRY AN IGBO MAN DEY GET PROBLEM TO COOK OPOROKO FOR HER HUSBAND, HMMN, AND THEN SHE GO POST SOME YEYE PICTURE WEY LOOK LIKE AN HALFCAST/OYINBO WOMAN?

FOR ME, I DEY WASH MY HANDS OFF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.

ON THE OTHER HAND, I KNOW THIS WHITE WOMAN WEY DEY ALWAYS LOOK FOR NIGERIAN MEN HERE IN THE STATES. SHE GET ONE PIKIN FOR A YORUBA MAN, AND ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NIGERIAN MEN TO ADVICE HER WHENEVER SHE GET PROBLEMS WITH HER HUSBAND. THE OYINBO WOMAN SPEAKS PIDGIN ENGLISH LIKE A TYPICAL LAGOSIAN. YOU MAY NEVER REALIZED SHE IS ACTUALLY A PURE WHITE WOMAN ON THE PHONE UNTIL YOU MEET HER IN PERSON. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WHITE WOMAN, THEM DEY TRAVEL GO ANYWHERE TO FIND A GOOD MAN, AND WHEN THEY FIND A GOOD MAN, THEM THEY DO ANYTHING TO KEEP THE MAN, BUT NA THE MAN DEY GET TIRED OF THEM AND WANNA MOVE ON WITH HIS TRIBAL WOMAN. DON'T GET ME WRONG, OYINBO WOMAN GO USE HER WHOLE LIFE AND SPEND ALL HER MONEY ON HER HUSBAND TO KEEP HIM. BUT, IT WILL GET TO A POINT WEY THE MAN GO BEGIN COMPARE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS TRIBAL WOMAN, AND A DOMINEERING WOMAN. MOST OF THE TIME THE OYINBO WOMAN DEY END UP KILLING HER HUSBAND IF SHE FINDS OUT SAY THE MAN DEY SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, ( ANY OTHER WOMAN).[/b]
tyna1:
I think Leilah is a Nigerian and she is so fake,because no sane real oyibo woman will put up
with this trash.How come you sabi read and write pidgin English?
I defo believe shez Nigeria, i am just playing along
One would be stupid to think shez not all this while
Her posts on NL smells Nigeria in and out
Stop taking the Mickey Leilah, ur true identity and origin is known by most of us grin
CelebritiesRe: Young Buck Cries To 50 Cent On The Phone by MethodMan3(m): 9:56am On Jun 19, 2008
@Poster

I listened to that shizznit, damn 50 is a tyrant cheesy

Hez got them dudes on a leach!!! grin

But for real tho, i thought Buck was being emotional

GUNIT some wackass and cry baby homo thugs!!
CelebritiesRe: The Perfect Celebrity Couple by MethodMan3(m): 9:49am On Jun 19, 2008
origina9ja:
@Mead

[img]http://buhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa MethodMan you really know how to get to people[/img]
thank u ooooo
dnt understand why his against me and chris brown
maybe he likes him tongue
yh yh i'm 15 lol
cool
I was never against u and Rhi-Rhi's dude innit, just patronising u! cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Danreb Be Banned? by MethodMan3(m): 12:10am On Jun 19, 2008
I fucking hate spammers, scammers and scratch card recruiting gays:

DANREB FU/CK OFF U STUPID PLANK
CelebritiesRe: Omotola's New Website by MethodMan3(m): 11:59pm On Jun 18, 2008
morenike09:
Dnt worry. . .I think am the right one for the job o wink
something tells me u cld be the one
u are hired! grin
CelebritiesRe: Omotola's New Website by MethodMan3(m): 9:37pm On Jun 18, 2008
4Her:
this yeye boy, me and u needs to work on your language angry tongue
i need help oo sweety tongue
HealthRe: Stooling Blood by MethodMan3(m): 7:06pm On Jun 18, 2008
u don kolo oo

how can you shi.t and have the balls to stare so closely back at your own smelly shi.t

wen i shit, i flush quickly! embarassed

up to the point that u saw your own blood entwinned in your sh.it

my guy u don get jedi jedi! OR e fit be say u don chop poison grin

what u need is all dos women selling herbal mixtures all over motor parks in Lagos

otherwise, your days maybe numbered!
PoliticsRe: Iyabo Obasanjo For Governor 2011 by MethodMan3(m): 4:16pm On Jun 18, 2008
coolier:
Man proposes, God disposes!
wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Obj Is A Gay! by MethodMan3(m): 4:06pm On Jun 18, 2008
4Her:
Yes o. . of course I missed you na. .

Nairaland's been dry without your wahala wink

Family guy?. . .which episode?
i was watching season 3 on teevee lastnite

stewie got in the tanning machine, all decked out in a thong

and came out looking like a tinted orange buffoon! grin

watz cracking? m sweating it at work but shld be heading home for the day at 6pm (2hrs time!)
TV/MoviesRe: Nu Metro Cinema, FCT, Abuja by MethodMan3(m): 4:03pm On Jun 18, 2008
@Poster

How is this post relevant to this section?

Since wen did u start travelling or getting travelling advise inside a cinema?!

angry
PoliticsRe: Uk To Repatriate More Stolen Funds From Ex Govs by MethodMan3(m): 3:12pm On Jun 18, 2008
All the funds sent back don't seem to have any positive effects of the average populace

There need to be clear cut plans on what to do with the monies and it shld be evident!

I wonder where all the money goes to, Maybe via a pipe leading to OBJ@OTTA, or via IBORI's throat

or maybe to fund Aondoaka's corruption ridden mouth or Soludo's greedy fingers.
FoodRe: What Can I Cook For My Igbo Husband? by MethodMan3(m): 2:48pm On Jun 18, 2008
Truequest:
JUST CAN'T IMAGINE THAT A TOTAL STRANGER'S COMMENT ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR HUSBAND WILL MAKE SUCH IMPRESSION ON YOU.

Just give me a moment, does this methodman know your husband or what he feels for you? Did you not say earlier that he eats the food you make and does not complain, but you just wanted him to eat more. This is kind of scary! You shouldn't use a complete stranger's comment to judge your husband please. I can tell you that most of the posts here are more of jokes and sarcasm that should not be taken serious. Quite a number of great ladies have give you some recipe and advices, could you focus on those ones and leave those trying to interpret the mind of a man they know nothing about.

Basically it will boil down to you standing up for the choice you made. God bless you, wishing you a successful marriage.
POINT OF CORRECTION SIR: Method-Man and not "THIS METHODMAN" grin
CelebritiesRe: Omotola's New Website by MethodMan3(m): 2:44pm On Jun 18, 2008
dont give a shitting hell!
CelebritiesRe: Aki And Paw Paw, Who Is The Bomb? by MethodMan3(m): 2:44pm On Jun 18, 2008
@Poster

Are we talking about d.em kiddies with stunted growth who still wear pampers?! huh
HealthRe: Razor Bumps! by MethodMan3(m): 2:42pm On Jun 18, 2008
4 Him:
stop using a razor. get an electric shaver.
Thank you

When a modern man cant modernise himself but resort to using archaic methods,

then he deserves whatever he gets!
PoliticsRe: President Yar’adua To 're-energise' Ties With France by MethodMan3(m): 2:40pm On Jun 18, 2008
Beline:
I'm sure he is not complaining, his health problem should not be a personal concern to us as those who think they have good health can drop dead at any moment.
If anybody want to criticize him let is not be on health condition because even the strong can be weak at any time, i believe he was not born with the ailment. Doctors only cured while God is the only one that heals, so if you believe in God pray to him that He Heals Yar'adua
who gives a flying mess if he complains, oh yes i pray for him to get well but i am not convinced he can deliver!

my opinion is that he his not fit to rule and that is it ( i am entitled to my opinions )

true people that are hale and hearty can drop dead anytime but Yar A Dunce is a muppet,

like a cartoon character with strings being pulled to show activeness!!

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