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Romance › Re: How To Snatch A Man From His Girlfriend by MethodMan3(m): 9:05pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
Mesmerize: Why would you trouble yourself trying to snatch a man from his girl when there are other healthy fish in the lake nearby? healthy fish in the lake my batty! healthy fish in the lake for ajegunle river or ilaje river? maybe u dont know that there are loads of shit and crude oil poisoned fishes outhere in the lake too! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Cheap Pick Ups by MethodMan3(m): 9:00pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
can i buy you a recharge card?! |
Forum Games › Re: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by MethodMan3(m): 8:59pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
mo fe do obo ooooooooo!  odoko-ashawo woman |
Romance › Re: Can Any One Go On Date With One Eye Girl: by MethodMan3(m): 8:53pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
holythug: 0o kai. . .anyone wey talk yes here dey lie die i no dey lie poke eva longoria for one eye or rip out rihanna's eyeballs i got still hit that toto (RAW!) |
Romance › Re: What Do U And Ur Partner Argue About? by MethodMan3(m): 7:29pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
@Poster
Who's better in the kitchen is what we moan about!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Will U See Me by MethodMan3(m): 7:28pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
deyaredum: i am a single gay
anyone want to meet me mail
deyaredum@yahoo.com dodi-dodi wetin u dey find here?! u don miss road u ooo buttfuckers and poo-pushers are not allowed here no wan wants to play wit ur hanging asshole!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am Afraid To Fall In Love by MethodMan3(m): 7:22pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
@poster
U don craze finish u no know!
I sure say u go like to yansh but u no wan longtin abi?!
Na una type wey dem make Naija girls do shakara for us!!! |
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Autos › Re: Hurry! Toyota Car For Sale @120,000.00 by MethodMan3(m): 5:49pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
@poster
dis sugar box wey dem dey give free of charge for ports, OLE! |
Romance › Re: How Far Will You Go To Find Out If He Or She Loves You? by MethodMan3(m): 5:48pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
subzeeero: if you believe that you will believe this!!  When my wife and I decided to get married we'd been going out for a few years. We really loved each other and we wanted everything to be perfect, and pretty much everything was, except that one thing had been bothering me. Her sister was a babe and many times I visited, she would flirt with me, bending over in front of me, things I didn't want to acknowledge.
Well a couple of nights before the wedding, she called me over to help her with some boxes. She was moving out of her apartment. When I arrived, I found her alone on the couch wearing decidedly little. I was shocked and she explained to me that she'd always wanted me and that it was her final opportunity, as these were my last few days as a bachelor. Well, I didn't know what to do. She told me she would go upstairs and wait and if I wanted to, I could follow her, but if I didn't, I could just leave.
I waited for a moment and then went outside only to find her dad almost in tears with joy saying he knew now that I was really the right man and that I had his blessing to marry his daughter. This was a test to see just how loyal I was!
always leave your condoms in the car.  correct  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pay Your Tithe Or Save A Relative's Life? by MethodMan3(m): 5:41pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
pastorking: Your tithe first even before your bills. You cannot change scriptures. na u write bible or which kain pastor wey dey preach to u? carry your head go drop for tithe plate for church now!!! fuc.k off tithe i would chop chinese and pay my gas bill before tithe! |
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by MethodMan3(m): 5:30pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
Mesmerize: Doyin, o ogbadun. Se ninu gbogbo yoruba to gbo, "mo fe dobo" nukan loranti? ashewo buruku! hiss
@post Emi fe je n jare, ebi npa mi, miti je n aro!  aunty yi, e like ounje gan oooo fi mi si le jare mo fe do bo ni yoruba to easy julooooo!  mo wa ni ibise, ori mi n ro iro kuro!  me fe je amala (ko'n she amala adedibu ooo!  |
Romance › Re: How Far Will You Go To Find Out If He Or She Loves You? by MethodMan3(m): 5:15pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
kokoye: True story - I know the husband in this case: A wife is not sure her Nigerian husband really loves her. So she seduces one of his friends and makes sure they're having sex on their matrimonial bed at a time the husband will return from work so he can see them at it. The husband comes home, sees what is goin on in his room, stares for a moment then excuses himself politely. The wife dashes after him screaming that she now knows he doesnt care.
How far would you go? I wont even go further than the room before the two of them meet Jesus in heaven or Abacha in hell!! Which kain rubbish be that?!  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mugabe Won't Quit! by MethodMan3(m): 4:59pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
I thought Mugabe was dead?! |
Fashion › Re: Who Know Dis Cream by MethodMan3(m): 4:51pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
nifemi4u: Please who no this hip-up cream this frined of mine any time she looks at me she ask me from where i got my hip from i always told her that is from baba GOD do am 4 me later she told me about this hipup cream but she is afraid of usein please d cream hav side effect thank 4 your help u dis lunatic u are still sprayin ur humiliating english all over nairaland? craze don worry ur yansh oo!!! |
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by MethodMan3(m): 4:46pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
bluehorizo: Methodman! Methodman!! Methodman!!! Ee melo ni mo pe e? Yipada nitori ti ijoba orun ku si dede.
Kola,nkan to ye ki o ma wasu fun bobo yen ni yen. Methodman ki lo sele si "metodman"? Se o ti kuro ni SA ni?  ese gan ooo e kuuu wasuuu(preaching!)!lol |
Politics › Re: Abacha Did Not Loot Treasury & Babangida Is Innocent Of June 12 Annulment by MethodMan3(m): 3:30pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
@Poster
He replenished the treasury and filled it to the brim instead abi?! |
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do When Ur Heart Is Aching? by MethodMan3(m): 3:15pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
Try ALABUKUN!  |
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by MethodMan3(m): 3:06pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
kola oloye: Ko buru, Lo ba arabirin tabi ololufe re. Ma gbagbe la ti lo agbejo o nitori ewu nbe loko longe o. erin pa mi! |
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Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by MethodMan3(m): 2:52pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
mo fe dobo!  |
Health › Re: Heloo 2 U All by MethodMan3(m): 2:46pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
origina9ja: why do u hav 2 post da same comment twice man Dat is what happens when someone's meal was cooked with a mad woman's underwear!  |
Computers › Re: A Fairly Used Laptop Is Urgently Needed by MethodMan3(m): 1:28pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
Call this number: 911 or 199
They have a wide range of fairly used and stolen laptops for sale
Goodluck |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am In Need Of Sugar Mom by MethodMan3(m): 1:20pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
demjohn: I AM LOOKING FOR A SUGAR MUMMY, SHE CAN BE OF ANY AGE SHE SHOULD BE CARING AND LOVE SEX VERY WELL,IF YOU ARE INTERESTED YOU CAN CALL ME ;08053227946 Impotent man dey find sugar-cane!!! U dey craze like mad person!!!! |
Family › Re: Why Mother Hate Her Daughter by MethodMan3(m): 12:37pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
nifemi4u: Wit Everybody,when that hot temper comeup wit her she did want to no u she as hot body.if i ask mon i want to go out or wit my b/f she wil gave me 15min to go or at all but my b/f came anytime as many he want she do suntin u wil say that in not her forin tin she like my b/f.frined can came to my house i can go out anytime i wan can u see that am frist born wit 2 kid am 22yer /student aaaaaaaaaaaaarggghhhh for fuc.k sake piss off u stupid akamu brained effigy!!just trying to read but my fucking glasses shattered becoz ur english is crappy!! |
Family › Re: Why Mother Hate Her Daughter by MethodMan3(m): 12:27pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
nifemi4u: My mon hate me if i do little thing she wil beat me up talk 2[b] lik bady[/b] send me now of d house my stepdad wil talk c her that he d head of d house am 22yer i want 2[b] letf [/b]d house and i hav promise her that if go out of d house i wil not come back please what is your advise trying to make some sense out of your post, but it was so much of a hardwork, i gave up! it was so painful for me, more painful than having my fingers and balls lobbed in a meatgrinder last year!! for flying fuc.k sake, why your mama no go beat u dum-dum? if u can't speak crispy english at 22, then u shld be put up for adoption in SUDAN, TOGO or MONGOLIA! I suggest you LEFT the house to be honest and go and start from kindergaten again! How did u log on to the internet sef u muppet?! ENGLISH MURDERER, it is a sad day, english has been murdered!!! |
Romance › Re: I Am Tripping For Him: What Can I Do? by MethodMan3(m): 12:10pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
Tell him you would do some ACROBATICS in the bedroom and he would follow you like a JUJU-LACED FELLA! sucess001: @ Phumi, don't do anything, just giv me a call, i ll let u meet another person who is trippin for you, i mean it!!07028834410,  Oga why una dey take style toast ehn? Una just dey slap numbers all over nairaland, una no get any iota of privacy for una-self?!chai, see DESPERATION!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Need Queen Of My Heart by MethodMan3(m): 12:03pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
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