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RomanceRe: How To Snatch A Man From His Girlfriend by MethodMan3(m): 9:05pm On Jun 23, 2008
Mesmerize:
Why would you trouble yourself trying to snatch a man from his girl when there are other healthy fish in the lake nearby?
healthy fish in the lake my batty!

healthy fish in the lake for ajegunle river or ilaje river?

maybe u dont know that there are loads of shit and crude oil poisoned fishes outhere in the lake too!
Jokes EtcRe: Cheap Pick Ups by MethodMan3(m): 9:00pm On Jun 23, 2008
can i buy you a recharge card?!
Forum GamesRe: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by MethodMan3(m): 8:59pm On Jun 23, 2008
mo fe do obo ooooooooo! grin


odoko-ashawo woman
RomanceRe: Can Any One Go On Date With One Eye Girl: by MethodMan3(m): 8:53pm On Jun 23, 2008
holythug:
0o kai. . .anyone wey talk yes here dey lie die
i no dey lie

poke eva longoria for one eye or rip out rihanna's eyeballs

i got still hit that toto (RAW!)
RomanceRe: What Do U And Ur Partner Argue About? by MethodMan3(m): 7:29pm On Jun 23, 2008
@Poster

Who's better in the kitchen is what we moan about!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Will U See Me by MethodMan3(m): 7:28pm On Jun 23, 2008
deyaredum:
i am a single gay

anyone want to meet me mail

deyaredum@yahoo.com
dodi-dodi

wetin u dey find here?!

u don miss road u ooo

buttfuckers and poo-pushers are not allowed here

no wan wants to play wit ur hanging asshole!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am Afraid To Fall In Love by MethodMan3(m): 7:22pm On Jun 23, 2008
@poster

U don craze finish u no know!

I sure say u go like to yansh but u no wan longtin abi?!

Na una type wey dem make Naija girls do shakara for us!!!
AutosRe: Hurry! Toyota Car For Sale @120,000.00 by MethodMan3(m): 5:49pm On Jun 23, 2008
@poster

dis sugar box wey dem dey give free of charge for ports, OLE!
RomanceRe: How Far Will You Go To Find Out If He Or She Loves You? by MethodMan3(m): 5:48pm On Jun 23, 2008
subzeeero:
if you believe that you will believe this!! grin
When my wife and I decided to get married we'd been going out for a few years. We really loved each other and we wanted everything to be perfect, and pretty much everything was, except that one thing had been bothering me. Her sister was a babe and many times I visited, she would flirt with me, bending over in front of me, things I didn't want to acknowledge.

Well a couple of nights before the wedding, she called me over to help her with some boxes. She was moving out of her apartment. When I arrived, I found her alone on the couch wearing decidedly little. I was shocked and she explained to me that she'd always wanted me and that it was her final opportunity, as these were my last few days as a bachelor. Well, I didn't know what to do. She told me she would go upstairs and wait and if I wanted to, I could follow her, but if I didn't, I could just leave.

I waited for a moment and then went outside only to find her dad almost in tears with joy saying he knew now that I was really the right man and that I had his blessing to marry his daughter. This was a test to see just how loyal I was!

always leave your condoms in the car.
grin grin grin grin grin
correct
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pay Your Tithe Or Save A Relative's Life? by MethodMan3(m): 5:41pm On Jun 23, 2008
pastorking:
Your tithe first even before your bills. You cannot change scriptures.
na u write bible or which kain pastor wey dey preach to u?

carry your head go drop for tithe plate for church now!!!

fuc.k off tithe

i would chop chinese and pay my gas bill before tithe!
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by MethodMan3(m): 5:30pm On Jun 23, 2008
Mesmerize:
Doyin, o ogbadun. Se ninu gbogbo yoruba to gbo, "mo fe dobo" nukan loranti?
ashewo buruku! hiss

@post
Emi fe je n jare, ebi npa mi, miti je n aro! grin
aunty yi, e like ounje gan oooo

fi mi si le jare

mo fe do bo ni yoruba to easy julooooo! grin

mo wa ni ibise, ori mi n ro iro kuro! wink

me fe je amala (ko'n she amala adedibu ooo! wink
RomanceRe: How Far Will You Go To Find Out If He Or She Loves You? by MethodMan3(m): 5:15pm On Jun 23, 2008
kokoye:
True story - I know the husband in this case: A wife is not sure her Nigerian husband really loves her. So she seduces one of his friends and makes sure they're having sex on their matrimonial bed at a time the husband will return from work so he can see them at it. The husband comes home, sees what is goin on in his room, stares for a moment then excuses himself politely. The wife dashes after him screaming that she now knows he doesnt care.

How far would you go?
I wont even go further than the room before the two of them meet Jesus in heaven or Abacha in hell!!

Which kain rubbish be that?! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Mugabe Won't Quit! by MethodMan3(m): 4:59pm On Jun 23, 2008
I thought Mugabe was dead?!
FashionRe: Who Know Dis Cream by MethodMan3(m): 4:51pm On Jun 23, 2008
nifemi4u:
Please who no this hip-up cream this frined of mine any time she looks at me she ask me from where i got my hip from i always told her that is from baba GOD do am 4 me later she told me about this hipup cream but she is afraid of usein please d cream hav side effect thank 4 your help
u dis lunatic

u are still sprayin ur humiliating english all over nairaland?

craze don worry ur yansh oo!!!
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by MethodMan3(m): 4:46pm On Jun 23, 2008
bluehorizo:
Methodman! Methodman!! Methodman!!! Ee melo ni mo pe e? Yipada nitori ti ijoba orun ku si dede.

Kola,nkan to ye ki o ma wasu fun bobo yen ni yen. Methodman ki lo sele si "metodman"? Se o ti kuro ni SA ni?
grin

ese gan ooo

e kuuu wasuuu(preaching!)!lol
PoliticsRe: Abacha Did Not Loot Treasury & Babangida Is Innocent Of June 12 Annulment by MethodMan3(m): 3:30pm On Jun 23, 2008
@Poster

He replenished the treasury and filled it to the brim instead abi?!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Do When Ur Heart Is Aching? by MethodMan3(m): 3:15pm On Jun 23, 2008
Try ALABUKUN! grin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by MethodMan3(m): 3:06pm On Jun 23, 2008
kola oloye:
Ko buru, Lo ba arabirin tabi ololufe re. Ma gbagbe la ti lo agbejo o nitori ewu nbe loko longe o.
erin pa mi!
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by MethodMan3(m): 2:52pm On Jun 23, 2008
mo fe dobo! tongue
HealthRe: Heloo 2 U All by MethodMan3(m): 2:46pm On Jun 23, 2008
origina9ja:
why do u hav 2 post da same comment twice man
Dat is what happens when someone's meal was cooked with a mad woman's underwear! wink
ComputersRe: A Fairly Used Laptop Is Urgently Needed by MethodMan3(m): 1:28pm On Jun 23, 2008
Call this number: 911 or 199

They have a wide range of fairly used and stolen laptops for sale

Goodluck
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am In Need Of Sugar Mom by MethodMan3(m): 1:20pm On Jun 23, 2008
demjohn:
I AM LOOKING FOR A SUGAR MUMMY,
SHE CAN BE OF ANY AGE SHE SHOULD BE CARING AND LOVE SEX VERY WELL,IF YOU ARE INTERESTED YOU CAN CALL ME ;08053227946
Impotent man dey find sugar-cane!!!

U dey craze like mad person!!!!
FamilyRe: Why Mother Hate Her Daughter by MethodMan3(m): 12:37pm On Jun 23, 2008
nifemi4u:
Wit Everybody,when that hot temper comeup wit her she did want to no u she as hot body.if i ask mon i want to go out or wit my b/f she wil gave me 15min to go or at all but my b/f came anytime as many he want she do suntin u wil say that in not her forin tin she like my b/f.frined can came to my house i can go out anytime i wan can u see that am frist born wit 2 kid am 22yer /student
aaaaaaaaaaaaarggghhhh for fuc.k sake piss off u stupid akamu brained effigy!!

just trying to read but my fucking glasses shattered becoz ur english is crappy!!
FamilyRe: Why Mother Hate Her Daughter by MethodMan3(m): 12:27pm On Jun 23, 2008
nifemi4u:
My mon hate me if i do little thing she wil beat me up talk 2[b] lik bady[/b] send me now of d house my stepdad wil talk c her that he d head of d house am 22yer i want 2[b] letf [/b]d house and i hav promise her that if go out of d house i wil not come back please what is your advise
trying to make some sense out of your post, but it was so much of a hardwork, i gave up!

it was so painful for me, more painful than having my fingers and balls lobbed in a meatgrinder last year!!

for flying fuc.k sake, why your mama no go beat u dum-dum?

if u can't speak crispy english at 22, then u shld be put up for adoption in SUDAN, TOGO or MONGOLIA!

I suggest you LEFT the house to be honest and go and start from kindergaten again!

How did u log on to the internet sef u muppet?!

ENGLISH MURDERER, it is a sad day, english has been murdered!!!
RomanceRe: I Am Tripping For Him: What Can I Do? by MethodMan3(m): 12:10pm On Jun 23, 2008
Tell him you would do some ACROBATICS in the bedroom and he would follow you like a JUJU-LACED FELLA!

sucess001:
@ Phumi, don't do anything, just giv me a call, i ll let u meet another person who is trippin for you, i mean it!!07028834410, wink
Oga why una dey take style toast ehn?

Una just dey slap numbers all over nairaland, una no get any iota of privacy for una-self?!chai, see DESPERATION! grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need Queen Of My Heart by MethodMan3(m): 12:03pm On Jun 23, 2008
origina9ja:
grin grin grin grin grin nairaland's will nt kill me oooooo
abeg check your email i send u sum link
u go laugh i swear
nawaoooooo people with different level man
ok would do!x

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