₦airaland Forum

origina9ja:
diis method man u dey piss me off with all your comment
which 1 be da mental problem

how far now?
dis one wey u dey piss off no go piss for pant ooo!!!
don't read too deep into my comments, i am for a laugh to be honest, just taking the mickey!!!

abdurrazaq:
John Mikel Obi will definitely fit this 'award'. The noise is too much about that boy and, it is getting on his head. He is gradually loosing the quality we saw in him in Finland 2003 and Holland 2005.

definitely agree with you on this

Mikel Obi is a crapbag!

nifemi4u:
What can i use i want to tall am 5.6ft to 5.8ft don't tel me 2 eat beans thank love u all a kiss 4 uall

You want to tall?!

Till you can speak good english, na so so dwarf wey u go remain!!!

Ur appalling English are hopelessly littered all over nairaland and it is shamefully disgraceful

U no go tall pass maggi bottle, i promise u!!!

@Poster

E be like say u don run mental?!

Why u no go Mental hospital dating website, them go help u find ur match there!!

Alternatively, you can try kuli-kuli.com!fine gurls boku for that site!!!

robinspa1:
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have you seen a mad albino on the street?

you must be mad u bloody ritualist!

OTOKOTO!!

davidylan:
NAME: Adesoye Adeola
STATISTICS: 35-30-37
OCCUPATION: Student
HOBIES: Praising God
HEIGHT: 5’4”
LIKES: Encouragement
DISLIKES : Cheating
PHONE: 08074857778

God dey!

So all this yamayama girls wey dey sun get hobbies like this?

Chai!

Yesterday na OMOTOLA ooo

All the way from Naija, me wey dey London make i buy am recharge card!

folahann:
I know most Gunners will be happy for spain

Arsenal talisman made it his responsibility of taking Spain to the semi final

and he carried it out

but the hero of the night was Casillas, he saved 2 penalties

i knew he would

come u be God?
How u take know?!

jubocycke:
wetin make 2face rich now?

the guy dey craze!!

cooldude62:
hi tearface, what a funny name i must say.
since only both of us are online here, i think we should get to know each other,
what do you think?

I dey here too and i dey watch

If you try flirt, u would get banned!!!

Tear rubber how na?

Well it may be wise for some parents to flash wrinkled wedges and floppy bananas in the eyes of their children
BUT
My own parents never did and i would never do the same with my own family too!

I had nightmares for years when i bursted into the room at my friend's to find her dad pounding her mum away like a locomotive engine!!

@Poster

U no sabi toast woman, u don craze ooooo, infact them swear for u

See as ur be for ur picture, wey u squat like person wey dey shit`for pit latrine!!

Blind man sef sabi toast, u wear jersey be like fool, u dey denge!

onyinye2:
it depends on what your definition of flirting is. i do flirt but it is "innocent" flirting. if you think flirting is dancing all over some random guy in the club then no. but if you are at the coffee shop or at the book store and you see a nice fella and start having a innocent conversation and a little flirting comes up then it is oka.

flirt na flirt

aunty, which kain bible talk say coffee room flirt dey ok?

dudu19:
@method-man,

i dey ooo my guy, u self dey try u too long;

hope say no be delay ejaculation ma guy.

na freeway my guy, i just splashed away, no delay, both parties satisfied!

abujabooks:
@Method Man,

If you have nothing to say, just shut your mouth.

fucking eat a dic.k!

u see baby boy u wan buy!!

Mesmerize:
You sef!

we run riot right here ma

u no d drill

dudu19:
@method-man , abi them dey come inside u tooo??

nope
na me just cu.m for woman toto, that nah why e tey before i reply u my guy!
how body?

Was happy a gunner won the game for spain!

get in there SPAIN, ITALY were boring anyway!!!!

Na wrong zone wey u enter oo Poster

Go Darfur for Sudan!

@Poster

Na only you wey them go first cu.m inside

Wetin u want make we do?

Make i kiss OBJ becoz them splash akamu inside your toto?!

Comot there

Mesmerize:
dnt mind him. His head don yamayama

Toyin Tomatoe u dodgy little girl, i know ur posts wen i see it!

And as for this poster,

E BE LIKE SAY DEM COOK MAD WOMAN PANT FOR THE SOUP WEY U CHOP DIS EVENING!

Mesmerize:
So tell me. . .when did you start dreaming

Sorry o, I prefer Florida better

It has to be you with all this sort of corny and slimey usernames!

Tetchiness:
Haba!! Doyin, calm down na!!

so you no know that my pics is one of those sungirls? Take time o.

That "rainbow" girl might just be my pics, I go scatter scatter your brain with my bullet!

Dnt mess with a sungirl Them go sit on you with that #@!# ass


This is me
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/images/sungirl/Blessing-Salisu.jpg
skin bleaching and all

Sit down on me with what arse? kai TUFIAKWA, i no like arse wey be like BENBELLA!

She be like Willie Willie wife with her chameleon skin!!

Aunty Rainbow, Omo Mama Rainbow!!!

Tetchiness:
I have not agreed to be your own o. . .It's still in process.
I still didn't get the pre-date materials yet. You told me you bought a mansion and a Rolls Royce Phantom (w/e that is), however, they're in stinky London, but am here. You might want to send them as soon as possible.

_{So did you travel yet or are you still packing? Maybe I can give a hand or two na}

love listen, i am talking about chelsea, dis is some affluent surburb of London

U rub shoulders with the creme de la cremes

Phantom is a mammoth car, maybach kinna zoom zoom, u live large no shaking

So let me know wen ur ready, first class ticket, sweeping u from florida to breezy London

Tetchiness:
Most of the sungirls either have too much makeup or bad weave depressing!

u forgot to add the fact that they are ugly like an hairy bum

and to make matters worse, them go put thier mobile number there!

i would rather call a prosser than a sun gurl

jennykadry:
mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ive really missed my ewa agonyin ,i remember back then in naija,there is this woman i used to buy it from 'iya ajuwa' that women went to the school and technology of agonyin beans ,she s a prof,and when u try d ewa with fresh agege bread or soaked cold water garri and milk,oh goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh someone please help me find out how much i have to pay for a ticket back to naija,im going for agonyin

u no need go naija

e go one place for downtown manhattan wey dem dey sample ewa agonyin

or if u fancy breezing into london, e boku for dalston, east london

Tetchiness:
Love is nothing without a fyn looking Lexus and mansion. . .so when do I get them?
are you calling me fat? see your head!!! you're not that slick o!!

u be my own now so why i go talk say u fat?!
i leave in a glass house so i dare not throw stones
how naw?
i don buy the mansion for Chelsea in London and i have locked up a Rolls Royce Phantom in the garage

BLU CANTRELL-Breathe