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Far too Much

Real Madrid would want to test Man United's resolve by claiming they would pay anything!

And Man United would be happy to slap any amount on him just to ward off potential suitors!

But this football and money thing is starting to rocket and piss me off!

kola oloye:
You see what i've been saying about theories.THEORIES KILL,
JUST BELIEVE IN THE CREATOR & HAVE PEACE.

Thank you Oga Kola!

jay bee:
u guys r so cruel

jay-bee u sliced first u know!

tope2000:
u don dey fashy them @ wrk? chief chief!!!!!olowo baba


look who is talking didnt u just call the boy common!!

nah babes, moving on to pastures new u know
going to oxford for a new challenge next week
and that would severely handicap my daily nairaland skills!hehe
u want to make a good impression during your probation and not get caught dissing bloggers on Nairaland u know!x

santavista:
House please kindly spot d difference.

A prize awaits you. hehehehehehehehehehhe

perfect semblance. thanks

rowan atkinson is d twin brother, he got adopted by a white family, got bleached

wat they have in common: they are both muppets who make a living from clowning people

one does it on Nairaland, and the other on mainstream TV

tope2000:
I dey good jare, what about u2?

m fly babes

just sifting thru NL to throw potshots at clowns

taking a piss at work, well i got three more days to exit anyway so couldnt care less!

good to hear ur doing good?!x

nana:
Nna mehn. . .u harsh gan o!
Yeah. . .we will. . .lol

dude need to fall back innit!

tope2000:
Bruz doyin, easy naa u wan choke with laughter

The guy na circus clown naw!

how u dey Topsey?

Mugabe can run the election against himself!

Cheating, greedy and thieving Humpty Dumpty

@Poster

WTF went over u dude?!how u gon act like that?!

You suit looks tacky, your sunglasses is atrocious, your eyeballs popping out and your neck's skanky like a giraffe's!

u need some grits man!!

Who tricked u? they murdered u i swear!

maxwizzy:
the songs that'll rock this year are; Mo gbonna felifeli, farabale rmx and carry dey go rmx. nice list doctor.

the original version is better banging

listened to the remix and i thought it was watered down!!

vicade:
Th
I wont mind to be that to have the kind of money and fame they have. They are hardworking and talent is only relative to what you think and not absolute. They do this for a living and they are making it big time.
Fame, Money,Girls,MTV award . At least they are not impregnating 5 different girls like some other stars do.

FILE!!!

haha

impregnating other girls? Do i smell Tu-baba?!

clemcykul:
with the money you stole from your moda abi?/

nah with the money i creamed off ur father!

brother how far?

try www.muslima.com

them plenty there

goodluck

genius33:
Do you remember your first kiss? Were either of you nervous and was it amazing or terrible? I would to hear some funny ones 2

my first kiss was bloody

na angelina jolie

na so i bite the lips comot (for souvenior!-i always knew she was going to be famous)

@Poster

Try smoking horse shit, u wld be hooked quicker dan a hooker!!

pfeifer:
u see how stupid you are,'shut your gob',MUMU

u dey craze

eat a dic.k

opokonwa:
It's somehow embarrassing and harassing to stars.
Must they face up to and be nice to every Tom, manliness and Harry all the time?
I mean they need their privacy and sanity too!

Thanks dawg!

niles:
In entertainment, your fans make you, I'm wondering why "P" of P-square had to behave the way he did to a 'man' who saw them @ the airport in Lagos and was like "Hey, these are my guys- I Love their music" and he made an effort to say Hi but as he was trying to get close to say wus up, "P" noticed him & went str8 through the door . Right there, they lost a fan, I felt pity for the "man" because he just wanted to show appreciation, I'll like to know what you think, is it because there ain't no EFFECTIVE paparazzi network in Nigeria that's why our celebs can trit people anyhw?

fuc.k losing one fan

if he tries it again, i'd slap a restraining order on him, if i was P!

Come na only dis guy wey dey potent?!

Nas is Sublime

End off!!!

Mesmerize:
In our dreams, you mean

oniranu

u don thief my pounds come run go back go meet Doctor?!

pfeifer:
if u know say naija no get celebrity,wetin push u come this section,

answer my question or shut ur gob!

cowbell factory!!!

waterworks:
morning after pill!!!!!!!!! works upto 72 hours after. hehe

E DON LATE
PIKIN DON DEY FORM FOR BELLE
HELP NO FIT HELP THE CARELESS RAW SHAGGERS!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I AM GOING TO HAVE A TEST!!

Since when naija start to dey get celebrity?!