₦airaland Forum

shit i can believe i didnt join in this from the start!

Zappening house!!!

Ya'all mamma is so beautiful but she pales in comparison to my great gran!!

Mesmerize:
Thank God am 21-69!

@post
15? Thank your lucky stars my sis is not yet 15, I would have showered you with the real attention you need. . ashewo oniranu!

awon omode nowadays sef?

when did d idiot grow pubic hair, wey he don dey tout himself?

dey find small pikin wey im go defile?! craze man

kekere ni isekuse ti m ba won!(they started doing despicable things at a young age)

My own problem pass is that i am addicted to NAIRALAND and i CANT STOP FUCKING!

RedHotChic:
To each on their own. Just be careful of what you wish for. I wouldn't want to need a kidney from anybody but if needs be, i wouldn't even mind taking it by force from Eldee or jackal.

is ELDEE or JACKAL ready?

Redhotchic wants it by force!!!

Mesmerize:
Doyin!! How dare you call my aunty a bitch?
ah ah, oti wa lara e ju, stop am o!
Reply the post and leave me aunty alone na

Oh ok, I see that you weren't calling jenny a bitch!
but leave the other one alone too o

it wasnt for Jenny u clown!
how u dey?!

@Poster
since people think OBJ is a celeb, then i would gladly root for the UGLY PIG

Mesmerize:
Kilode? mi gbudo post ni? abi, am I stalking you too?
Eyin eyan, eje fimi sile! Iyami o dimi mon ile, talo fe dimi sibi kan?
Holy ghost fire ni ma fi kpa yin o

na everywhere wey u go wey them dey wait for u

wa gba mi loga leni iwo omode yi

ki lon she e na

abi ofe ki n fi ata suya pa ini idodo ni ( do u want me to rub suya pepper on your bellybutton!)

Mesmerize:
ashewo buruku!
hissssss, ata suya si idi tani?
tin ba fi obe ge kini e, iwo gan wa moh wipe Jesu loba!

ma ba e ja oo iwo omode yi
she mi lo fe fi obe ge kini e oo
ma tu ito si e lo ju and wa fi owo ata suya pa oju
wa pariwo bi ero ti won fi n lo ata

ma wa gbe igbaju fun e oooo

@Redhotchic

I would rather die off dan accept a kidney from a willing donor even if it is free

I dont do transplants and stuff like dat and i dont encourage it

(just like jehovah witness dont do blood transfusion )

LadyT:
Method man you are wrong I heard it is only the butter that costs 4Billion Zimbabwe dollars.

well butter and bread, no be d same?!

nah seriously itz starting to get worse

can u do anytin to help my brotha's in zimbabwe?

LadyT:
Well I guess the only hope is f[b]or Mugabage to die of old age[/b].

Can I also say a big well done to the useless African countries who have done Bleep all to help. Congratulations once again you have made us Africans seem helpless and useless.

old age ke? the only hope is for him to die now!!!

pack of sandwich costs 4Billion Zimbabwean Dollars!

that guy don run that country down due to his greed for power and irresponsible attitude!

jennykadry:
calm down don't call a babe a bitch

why she picking on me?!
i respect women but shez just a knucklehead
i'd take d bitch back, shez not even a babe
anyway i got regards for u so i would just leave her frustrated self alone!
nice one JK

yo knucklehead pfeiffer, get off my back u cheeky bugger!!!

pfeifer:
its this silly mr method man who thinks nairaland is where u come and practice how to insult people,

just shut up ok u silly scumbag!
who u dey call small boy?!respect yourself and get my name out of your mouth!
post and get out or go and play with some nuts!

@Poster

E easy to give kidney up?!when i no be car wey get accident!

Abeg me i no wan make dem dissect me before i die

I no be full human being again be dat when dem start to dey comot parts

tope2000:
my stomach is still aching from you comments on ennyluv thread, now this mad man shit. i cannot stop laughing .
Anywayz i am good, op u cool 2?

yeah m good

just watching that tyrant called mugabe tormenting people all over zimbabwe with his thugs!

that country don wreck, a pack of sandwich costs 4BILLION ZIMBABWEAN DOLLARS?!Chai, i fear!!!

which side of london u at? u be my namesake u know

that oga wey dey chase u up and down for nairaland, i don banish him go leper colony!!

tope2000:
roflmao, are you sure you not comedian?

u wan book me for your next birthday or housewarming?
hola and we would make it happen
watz cracking dear?

fsudoka:
hey girls,festus is my name here in lagos,please am seriously searching 4 a soulmate,i have been going through anemmotional distress,and a hrt brk.so please i need a decent girl who will take kia of me,and 2ruly love me 4 whom i am, please d girl MUST be beautiful,not be fat,can be frm any tribe, and any ski colour.please if interestd kindly text or call me on 08032877537 or 08025268564 or festo4all2000@yahoo.com, but i use d MTN offten, thanks.

e be like say mad man don shit for ur food!

no be only road u miss, u miss your sense of reasoning and thinking too!!!

fuc.k off u stupid lonely bugger!!

creamkele:
Omo men aren't u a niaja person? don't u listen to naija music and/or watch naija movies? I don't see the reason why u should be asking this stupid question.

truely u are stupid

For me i think OmOBaba number 1 is the ugliest celeb in naija

see ur wowo mouth, u fool!how dare u call me stupid?u know me b4 abi dem swear for u?
answer the question or fucking ignore it
does being a Nigerian mean i have to fucking listen to naija music or watch naija videos, u plonker!
yo' dont come at me like dat again ok, u stupid homo-thug!!!
mannerless-he goat!

Jackal:
Canibus?? He is easily the most talented rapper out of the whole lot.
However, one needs to be packaged well to forge through in the rap industry.
Go and listen to Poet Laureate where this cat rapped for 14 minutes breathless(even did on a Fela tune). . . . .
If he had been fortunate to work with Dr Dre or any other good producer out there. . . . .the rest woulda been history.

P.S. Lauryn Hill(L.Boogie) is easily the best female rapper out there. She is savvy!!!

True Canibus can spit, but the fact that he was pretty much sleepy in terms on gaining prominence
He never really got this materials out to the mainstream but kept churning out some good stuff
And that was just his downfall, i got a fe albums but i sweated like shit to get them in the UK
Nonetheless, he wont grace my top ten but definitely top20
Lyrically, i d say hez deeper than LL but overall, sales and recognition, he lost out!

Jackal:
@ genius33, If i run it down to 30. . . . .Common won't hold a spot.
There are way too many good rappers for one to put COMMON amongst the LEGENDS.

Lonnie Lynn (AKA Common) aint that bad though!!

I dont think Canibus has done enough to grace top ten, AZ-yet is pretty similar to him and dont forget MOBB DEEP

@Poster

this is another modified(covered) type of KEKE MARWA

fucking rubbish

i would rather buy a toy ferrari for 10000dollars

genius33:
It's all relative mate guess I'm just too young to appreciate the old school, well here's mine any way:

1)Tupac
2)Notorious B.I.G
3)Jay Z
4)Snoop (back in the day tho)
5)Common
6)Nas
7)LL Cool J
Bone Thugs
9)Talib
10)Q-tip from tribe

Good try but i disagree

1) BIG
2) PAC
3) RAKIM
4) KRS-ONE
5) NAS
6) RAEKWON
7) TALIB KWELI
COMMON
9) SNOOP DOGG
10) BONE THUGS/LLCOOLJ/DRE?

Anyone better?!

Necorios:
WHAT IF IN THE NEAREST FUTURE, UNITED STATES DISCOVERS THAT BARACK OBAMA'S REAL NAME IS MUBARAQ OSAMA BIN LADEN, COUSINE OF A WELL KNOWN TERRORIST WHO WAS BELIEVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BOMBING OF WORLD TRADE CENTRE,TWIN TOWERS I.E. SEPT 11 ATTACKS ON US.

I COULD BE RIGHT YOU KNOW?

Fucking idiot!

What if your children discovers that your real name is not NECORIOS but instead u are DUM-DUM?

What if you think with your head and grow up?

What if u get real and serious for once in your life?

nuzo:
It will be better if you just relax in that polluted environment and concentrate more on Fashola's BRT buses, Adedibu's brand of politics and Ibori's missing plane. I bet you can do well analysing those events on your dry tv stations like NTA and Galaxy.

Nuzo, don't mind the puppet, he was just let out of the mental institute!

tboy1:
Sometimes i just wonder what triggers people's brain to demented , twisted and obscene thoughts?

I wonder too!!

luv2talk:
Either they like it or not,Obama is the right man for the Oval Office.MuBarack means Blessed,God blessed his ambition to be come the President of the United state Of America.,Tell McCain that his mates are in Senior Home,they are expecting him to be their President soon,Not America.MuBarack Hussein Obama is my choice for 2008.He will get there Inshallah, Amen

Insha Allahu

Salam Bros?!

davidylan:
Santoro is 35, if you can't beat him then you'll never win a slam.
The real test for Andy has just begun.

Tennis dont work like dat though pal

It aint some theory based on mathematical factors!!!

Becoz Santoro is 35 dont mean he cant have a lucky day and win!!!

True, real test for Andy has just begun

steve49ja:
hey y'all,
i always get the prob with my girl when 1)we do the act of production, sex that is,
she always wants me RAW, no gloves, don't know why each match she keeps requesting for me to come raw mosttimes she seizes my condoms and take them away, some times she flush them[b],2) is it adviceable i go raw[/b]abeg make una talk ohhh
3) some friends say it feels really good when you go raw,
something funny happens almost everytime
4)condom de TEAR!!!when i come out ill realise the condom is torn, what are the consequences to this??what do i do??you[b] 5)got similar problems??[/b]

1) If what u do is called production, then it is fine to continue loading her with your protein!

2) If you are not old enough to know if it is advisable to impale your missus raw, then you're a fool

3) If friends talk say e good to go raw, it is either they are eagerly waiting for u to die from AIDS/STD related illness

Or may be they can't wait to drink free beer and rice at your naming ceremony

4) If condom dey tear, na him be say na GOLDCIRCLE or WEAKFUCKER BRANDS of condom u dey buy!

5) It is only you that have a dysfunctional and retarded problem like this, so carry your cross waka!!!

princeyomi:
Hi watz up, my name is Prince oriyomi by name, am from Nigeria and i m proud of whom i am and where i come from. i came across ya profile and would love to know u more, be your friend and see if it,s leads to something else, do u have msn chat id or yahoo? if yes get back to me with any so we can start chatting and get to know more about each other and if u don't mind get back to me with your phone number as well, a word from u would be nice, honest does it all,

I tire for all this blooming fraudsters ooo

Oga e be like say u don craze

U dey blind or why u dey miss road?

Dis place no be dating agency and e no be oyinbo website wey u fit catch maga ( or mumu) or wateva u guys call it

fuc.k right off or i fuc.k u up patapata!

kola oloye:
E kaaro eyin temi gbogbo.Se e wa bi ewa?E ma gbagbe pe: Ohun gbogbo ni akoko(time) wa fun ni abe orun.
Se ise ni akoko ise ,ki o si se ere ni akoko ere.
@method-man,
Gbe isekuse kuro ninu okan re. Ronu nipa ilosiwaju orile ede yi.ki oluwa ki o ran o lowo (amin)

mo ti gbe ise kuse kuro ni okan mi oga Kola

emi o ni fi owo kan obinrin mo titi ti n ma fi she igbeyawo!

omode ni mi, mi o mo ogun, mo n pe ni efo!