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where is it?

looks like today is my lucky day, what is smelling in the kitchen right now better pass MAMA CASS!

fire me yahoo abeg madam!
dont worry no dodgy sites dis time arnd

i dey cook right now, stew and assorted meat, man no go die
na so so chips, pasta, dodo and sh.it wey i chop ova d weekend

but today i got some spinach, some meat, knorr cubes and m performing wonders in the kitchen!

are u serious so u were crying?i didnt do it intentionally
someone passed the info to me and i just typed it straight out to u
i no dey fear, i be omo olorun so no shaking, agbara nla ni agbara baba!

ur laptop must be pre-360BC then!

nah no wahala wit gay peeps, make dem dey do dem thing but make dem no near me thinking say i be one of them!

4Her:
make me google them
sharrap dia. . .me I dnt listen to abeni or watev. . When it comes to naija music, I mostly listen to yoruba female vocal singer

r u on msn toyin?
give me ur ID please

4Her:
eya. . .lucky you . . .you get to travel arnd. . .right now, if I can travel out of state within this 3 years, I 'd be lucky.
lmao!!! you sound troublesome if you dad couldn't bare to have you here. . .
hahhaha @oshodi type area comments. . .
swear for you? meaning voodoo?
naaa. . .me, I have my own sh*t to be spitting in people's face . . unless am not taking the bashing seriously. which I never do on nl. . just love getting under people's skin jare.
dnt blame me oh, blame the hot weather
eya, you're interesting jare. . . I guess it takes time to know about people before you start making a conclusion about them eh. .
here I thought you were gay, dnt blame me oh, it was your profile pix

jazz no fit work for my side, i be child of God!
so na hot weather wey dey swipe u like that, u come dey crawl under people skin
i am not gay jare, that profile pix is not me but looks like me apart from the lip gloss and the weird hair, i just like my fashion, as per britico now!lol, u would never see my picture on nairaland, nah, m too cute for nairaland!
gay boy sha, tufiakwa!i see them arnd loads but we no get bizness unless dey wana get beaten silly!
u sound interesting as well, now u see that m better dan that yoruba website!lol

and oh yes i was a real handful growing up in naija!u wan try-radical boy!haha

4Her:
haha. . who are this people jo. . .
are they still living or. .
Never heard of them

u mean u dont know them?
they all american apart from glen lewis who is canadian
google them, they sing some good music

no be pasuma, or talaso or queen salawa abeni oo!

4Her:
hmmm. . .You're an interesting figure. . .
and you travel alot? that is just cool. . .I travel too, but not out of Florida
You play football and work, awe, abeg take am easy o
Uni/College are same thing here o. . lol just that college in uni is known as high school here, but college here is same as a 4 - 6year college.
Yes, am still in uni o
hahha lmao!! they chase you? with what? torch stick and sickles. . haha
I was thinking of moving to London but people keep telling me not to. . .so am not even stepping there
Too much Nigerians. . esp gossipers and pretenders scare the hell out of me. .
they'll smile at you one min and talk about you behind your back. . .
truth be told, there are specific nigerians I can trust. . .not that much

i have to travel coz i need to be onsite at times, i am a consulting engineer just learning the trade as a fresh graduate
i only play semi-pro footie which is two-three evening trainings and games on saturdays, so i cld handle dat
i know d yankee system but i was a bit of a radical wen i was growing up and my dad cldnt risk havin me in america
if not i for find myself for yankee skools, but i go outhere on hols a lot sha, i no dey pass NY or DC or VA sha
london is not bad, yeah too much nigerians but itz kina multicultural and as long as u avoid the oshodi-type areas of london, u wld be fine up here, omo dis one wey i dey spit for nairaland, make dem no go swear for me ooo!lol

Pshychotic retard!

4Her:
LOL!!! Why are you moving for?

Lavish? hon am not that much into american food. . .na my naija food I dey enjoy here

eya, if I was there, I could have give a hand or two. . .since am stronger than you sef

Right now am trying to finish 5 books this summer lol. . .A given assignment. . .and you say I dey enjoy, you're not serious.

Do you even listen to yoruba music? naa, let me guess, na bang bang slam? lol

yoruba music na longtin for me
i hardly spoke yoruba until a few yrs ago, wen i just started listening more to peeps and all
none of those slam bang bang music, i am more laid back soul type, jazz, contemporary rnb u know
relocating coz m starting a new job in oxford, just outside london
what are u doing with 5books dis summer?
and who told u m not strong, if i handle u-u go halla!
i get to eat naija food sha, once in a while, my gurls dey represent and wen my mama dey arnd or wen i go see families arnd, i hardly have time to do things myself as a young batchelor u know!

yeah my day was pretty good too
but i have loads of stuff to do as i am relocating outside london in 2wks
so itz been a bit hectic
u dey lavish oo, na cheese and pasta wey i dey take hold body and soul together here!
nitemare!

egusi na long thing madam

u no get ila-alasepo ni?

how waz ur day Toyin supreme?

i had shitballs and shitfries!

PurestBoy:
Bros stop being harsh on this guy, nobody is above mistake but I guess the poster had had enough wanking that will last him a lifetime.

u sef make me laff purest!

Abami Omo!

Sun Re oooo

stupid fucking thread!

some people love to look at other peoples pictures so they can masturbate over it!

Iyawo where you dey now?!

ini edo's ass-cheeks so i can use a needle to bust that padded monstrous piece of sh.it!

Na gbegiri again?!

Isnt that wat Adedibu likes his AMALA with?!

RIP to the dead people!

LMFAO!

Where hin carry the drugs keep?

Na him KOKO or Dbanj KOKO?

I hope this is another fabricated piece of nonsense otherwise na to dey go give them mo'hits (mo'suffering) inside Alagbon or Kirikiri!

michelin89:
Na you start so nor complain. Next time keep off my business on NR and believe me I won't even bother you again. Since that site is meant for Nollywood i have every right to criticize any actress I don't like so sweety, if you don't like what I write well you can eat my pussy for all I care!

oh yes i think we all have the rights to criticize and pan nollywood actresses and Ini Edo is not an exemption

just becoz shez from Akwa-Ibom

the day people on nairaland would just mind their own business and stop attacking people for being critical is

still far away becoz oxymoron's can't get it in their thick skulls!

Michelin, carry on being critical, i like people like you who are not afraid to talk!

bless

4Her:
Doyin, seun moved the thread. . lol

I know
I don see the guy handiwork
More grease to your elbow BABA NAIRALAND!
RANKADEDE!

4Her:
lol!! seun moved it!

dat guy too do sef
where he come carry us go now?
na him create nairaland, and na im allow make i jam my Toyin super, so why he come dey make life hard now

4Her:
ha ha! lol!! and we got married when? I must have slept through it oh!

LOL!!! buka for Florida? I wish!!! ok, I'll agree to marry you on one condition: if you build a bukka around my area

Dnt worry, you're not the only one. my yoruba is not that good, but atleast I try unlike you!! hehe

dnt even try me. . .I go choke u!! pemperempe ko perpermint ni

I go construct Buka for Florida then
Who be una governor make i follow am talk from Buckingham Palace?!lol
Abeg no even try choke me, u don see my picture, na michelin tyre (trailer size) i be so u go rundown if u try!
going to midnight here now Tee, make i we jam inside our dreams as usual
Work dey tmor, i can see another hectic week ahead which m not looking forward to!

Ask him if he would like to mess?!

OR

Tell him ur not wearing anything underneath! ( U go see say Johnson go approve straightaway!)

4Her:
You are crazy. . lol!

who is your sugar sugar. . .lol!! ewwww, that sounds so corny

who told you I gbadun you? hisssss. Just let my husband catch you for here!! You go gbadun your beatings

LOL!! Your yoruba sucks jo!! I can't even understand what you wrote up there?

Why dnt you ring naija for my ponmo, it's been a long time since I tasted one

ponmo ko, shakki ni!
una suppose get bukka for florida there, make u enter no front-i sure say dem dey sell panla and ponmo!
who be ur husband? METHOD MAN innit?! So how can i beat myself? IMPOSSIBLE
My yoruba sucks truely, e don tey no be my fault!

Does Peperempe sound corny too?haha

@ Goldenval

4HER Just dey trip

She too find pass Baboon Pikin

Me i no wetin i be wan invest in, and i go die there!

To My Sugar Sugar (4HER)

I know say u gbadun method well well, me sef gbadun you wella

for better for worse (EKURO LA LA BAKU EWA!)-Check out my yoruba skills, i had to ring Naija for this one!

4Her:
leave me jor
you just hurt my feelings. . .
that is me right there. . .are you prepared to kiss those red lips?
It shows a lotta promises. . red and succulent

red succulent lips like tomatoes (Toyin Tomato)

you can elude me forever, i no wan baboon pikin!

4Her:
ahhhh!!
are you cheating on me?
which other toyin do you know?
That is me jor
you saying am not attractive?

nah i aint cheating

where u dey, bring ur angelina jolie lips make i paste some hagen daz on top am for u!

I no wan kiss baboon pikin mouth

Na Toyin mouth i want!