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Dis is more than highway robbery and a right fucking rip off!

4Her:
sure. . pucker up. . .this is me by the way. . .paste a kiss on those sexy lips

https://virus-machine.net/images/monkey-hillary.jpg

ready?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Lord JESUS!

I just fucking threw up on my granny's head!

me kiss this, TAAAAAAH

BOMBOCLAAT

4Her:
lmao!!! abeg, I am not in this with you. . .I like this my username

I said I want gold, you're talking Nairaland. . .what a deal!!! no!!

we're over. . .am breaking up with you

u can break up just yet when we aint even started it!

come here jare let me plant a smacker on u

4Her:
lol!! which one is a toyboy na?

ok, what do I get out of this "love" business? I am a gold digga, remember?

you no fit dig any gold for my own side oo madam!

i would give u anytin as long as your patient

i would bring u the moon and buy you nairaland!

we would kick Seun's butt out of the hot seat and u would reign supreme, howzat?!

4Her:
ahahahahhaha. . .falling in love? abeg!!

I already got my eye on someone o

method man na my little pikin

ur toyboy right?!

method-man is packing luv, u need to roll wid me!

@Poster

Go and explain that to the finnish embassy and Goodluck

proo212:
Well according to Chris Rock, the only black people in Minnesota are Prince and Kirby Puckett.

Chris rock is a muppet!

This flying thing na serious thing oo!

People dey sweat like say dem chop hot "adedibu" amala while some dey turn prayer warrior for on top air!

goldenval:
Make una no fight oh oo, i can see the girl is falling in love with you may i know you please 4HER

4HER NA MY OWN NO SHAKING

Meanwhile back to the topic, OBJ IS A CONFIRMED BUM BASHER!

michelin89:
Beautiful girl my foot! Wh0 fucking cares if you are from Akwa Ibom? Even Snazzy is from Akwa Ibom and doesn't make a noise about it. You are really a waste of time. "I love Ini Edo" my ass. She sucks as an actress and you know that!

and she stinks too!

4Her:
ooooooooh. . .you're falling into my plans o

Now I know your age, name, and location.

what makes you think I wnt come and stalk you?

nothing for you this gurl

those are standard information you wont find any useful if u want to stalk me

u need a whole lot more!

make we go our thread jare iyawo mi!

4Her:
hehehe. . .it's kind of too late to change your mind o. .

remember, your wife is Iyabo OBJ

tufiakwa

i would never make d mistake of marrying into a dysfunctional family

at 24, i know a lot and i would never fall into that kind of wahala

4Her:
ahhh ahhh. . .what did your father in-law do to you na?

Toyin u don come again?!lol

I would rather have a tree for a father in law

OBJ IS UGLY
OBJ IS A RAPIST
OBJ IS CORRUPT
OBJ IS A gay
OBJ IS A PAEDOPHILE
OBJ IS A self-servicer
OBJ IS NAIRALAND
OBJ IS A CULTIST
OBJ IS A ACUNA CUNA

OBJ IS A FUCKING KNOCK OFF

OBJ IS WIKIPEDIA

OBJ IS YARADUA

OBJ IS EVERYTHING!

relocate go ashawo joint/zone maybe that would help

goodluck

Dr Kitaun:
sorry for the intrusion . . .

I just realised Oga method go vex if hin see say I dey too converse with hin wifey

sorry ma'am

Mr Method no dey vex ooo

I no be jealous husband

I just dey worried say person wey i wan marry no dey sleep!

stillwater:
You guys are still here?

we still dey ooo

toyin na one tough woman to deal with

4Her:
Take me back? I'm the one that dumped you if anyone asked

Am I game? First, I must eliminate Dr. Kitaun. . .he might try to kill you for stealing me o

he man is very jealous

Iyawo me i dey go sleep ooo

na 2am for dis side

no worry we go continue tomorrow

nite nite sweetie

4Her:
I am not a man-eater

I am not a flirt

I am not notosrious

But I am a sinister

So you dump me. . . you berra be ready to give up your inheritance ^{epa and ponmo}

for better for worse. . till death do us part

Toyin mon gbadun eeee

I wont let you run me down so i would take you back and it would be till death do us part

R u game for dat arrangement?!

Dr Kitaun:
@method-man

eni ri'kan he . . .to fe ku pelu e o

owo eni, to ti sonu nkan ?

eni lari o, ko ma si eda to'mola . . .yyi laiye nyi, eda kon ta lehin ni o

JUST TYPE IN GOOGLE- - - -4HER AND DR KITAUN and see for yourself who has been stalking the other

but congrats sha . . .less drama for peeps like me !

u may kiss your bride now

haha
Doctor my yoruba no too sharp ooo but i still dey get the drift slowly, i might need a translator here!lol

4Her:
Dr. Sexy Kitaun, you think I dnt understand yoruba abi?

wo ijo tin ba mu e. . owo mi ni ma fi choke e. . hisss. nonsense!!

when did I stalk your sexy sef? eh?

me bride? when? I'm still in trial for my 5th husband. . .he accidently fell down the stairs. . they're still wondering if it's murder or an accident

Toyin, so ur a notorious man-eater?

U kept it all quiet now, for that m am dumping you!

I thought we were gonna be for better for worse

The last time i was inside Bank PHB, I WAS FUCKING ROBBED!

I would let u know when the cleveland show starts

It looks like your a notorious flirt on nairaland Toyin

Dr Kitaun has confirmed it!

You are dumped!

Just wen i was getting ready to order that big rock for you engagement finger!

How come we like almost the same stuff?warn ya'self ooo, Toyin!

Nah i dont watch Ghost Whisper

I watch South Park and American dad at times

And you know what? Seth McFarlane(Family Guy's creator) is bring another one

out called "The Clevelands Show"

Again this is another offshoot of Family Guy and i cant wait

Quagmire is an absolute freak!

It is quarter past 12 here madam and m on Everybody Hates Chris!

Another top draw for me!

ajinomoto na dat rubbish wey dem dey take season food for bukka

anyway so what are dis memories?lol

m just watchin the family guy episode where Meg is falling in love with Brian!

wat a psycho bitch!

Peter and Quagmire are cops!

stewie is a legend

toyin sugar sugar nkan?

if doyin maggi cube sucks, then u can use ajinomoto!

what memory does peperempe bring back?

I love family guy more, then simpson's afta!

It is Doyin Maggi cube for me and Toyin Tomato or Toyin Peperempe for you!

4Her:
special ingredient will remain special and a secret

you said kpoff kpoff. . how am I suppose to know na. , I call it puff puff

a recipe abi? is that the new line? recipe my butt! am cooking for me, myself and I. . .and maybe you, if you're lucky enough

you cook? look here o, when I said cook, i dnt mean, burn the food!!

you sir, cannot cook

me i no dey burn food

i wld cook anytin, anytime, anyday!

i dont want to risk the chance of u putting love potion in my food so i wld pass on dat off miss or mrs!

family guy is on now, so m gonna have to divide my attention toyin tomatoe

4Her:
brother mi. . eti corrupt mi what are you firig sef? bullets? arrrrrg!! TMI jor

what's kpoff kpoff? never heard of it, seriously

cheesecake? hmmmm. . . I can make one you know. . .with a special ingredient

me? queen latifah? atleast am not Nicole Richie she. . Oluwa seun o!!!

and what is d special ingredient Toyin?

so u dont know wat poff poff means? na wa for u ooo

give me ur email let me send u a recipe

what do u want me to cook for u?

Awa bad ni kitchen oooo

No woman fit take me do shakara!

4Her:
. . .and how did I corrupt you?

no be you say JT can last less than 2 seconds?

Vampires no dey crash o. . .24/7 am up and in the mood

who'll activate you? lucky for you [b]stillwater [/b]is here

belle dey rumble and bubble like a salt shaker abi ?

tell me what you're eating so I can stay off of it o. . me like me belle as it is

dis JT no dey fire blank Toyin, na authentic wey dey hit target for all the right corners!

i dey chop pkoff pkoff, u wan chop?lol

na lie, i am eating cheesecake, it is just to round off the night

u wanna stay away from cheesecake otherwise u go be like queen latifah and i no go send u again!

stillwater:
My name's Water.

which kain name be stillwater?!

na inside water them born u or be fish?!

where still water dey hail method man ooo?