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4Her:
ojebi ti JT dey activate. . ti oba activate nko?

abegi!! TMI jo!! hahhaha. . NEPA current? does it even last 2 mins? abgi!

lmao. . you dey bubble. . yeppp, pot belly dey bubble aiight

Handcuff me to you? omo, shebi you'll soon fall asleep abi. . .that hand go comot, by force by blood!!

I be vampire, you no know?

Toyin u don corrupt me finish!

I know say vampires no dey crash, me sef be bat so na the time wey u dey active me sef dey see proper!

belle dey rumble right now madan

stillwater:
I'll come in, what can you do?

i would take you too

i can handle you and toyin

wetin be ur own name?

fntekim:
whats going on here?

well it is only me and 4her's bizness, dat is why no one else is welcomed on this thread!

4Her:
lmao!! you're funny jare. . . just kicking/raking it? lol, you're not serious!!

He's holding tighy o. . .see him, he don tie me to the bed post "for my own good" he says

about the john thomas adventure? ewwwwwww how long will john thomas get up sef? it's been resting for the past 29 years

JT dey active

Always ready to go, no delay!

dis one no be two minute noodles and e no be like NEPA current!

29 years, i still have a few years away to dat, i be youngin woman yi!

youngster ni mi, i dey bubble!

he tie u for bedpost, why naw? anyway if i be the guy, i go handcuff u to my self!

4Her:
mrs method in making ko dr method in making ni

my bobo is just jealous of you jare. . I'm leaving him sef. . too stubborn

nothing go shele abi? You think I dnt know the babalawo that lives next door?

dnt wake me up if you find mr. john thomas missing one morning o. , I warned you

grizzly bear? is that what they call that potbelly? lol jk

haha u clown!

make ur bobo dey jealous, if he not hol tight, he go dey single's market very soon!

babalawo no dey jand dis gurl, no shaking!

na for sokoto and minna john thomas dey miss, d one wey dey here gather pack dey rest, no trouble!

grizzly bear no belly just kicking and raking it!

4Her:
ROTFLMAO!!! oH GAWDDD!!

mrs. method man for where?

I am already engaged o. . dint I tell ya

Come Yankee airport, na my pittbulls I go send after you. . .you'll run like you've never run before. . .

you see that pot belly gan, it'll disappear like Iyabo Obj

mrs method in the making

tell ur bobo/husband make he hold tight, we dey comot anytin for any situation!

i go obtain you live, and nothing go shelle!

pitbull, i am a grizzly bear and i wld rip ur pitbulls into shreds!haha

debosky:
another pointless thread.

well u were warned not to come in but u poked ur nosey self in, so be happy or leave me and Toyin!

4Her:
you too nko? who said am surfing the net legally?

Me, I'll get degree and still work o. . .shogbo.

Ehrrrrrrm. . anywaz, how do I get this money eh? . . .

but plz oh, explan why the bankers where laughing when I asked for how much was in your account?

dem dey laugh becoz dem notice say u never start to dey bear mrs method man!

wen i land yankee, u go meet me for airport

i only just came back so maybe before the end of the year if u pass your test to by my missus

degree and msc sef jaburata for dis side, engineer l' omo!

4Her:
I halla o. . but all I've been hearing is "hold on" for the past 5 years.
Money no dey bank jo
I called your bank. . .they just started cracking up on the phone. . laughing
so no money for bank abi?

Money dey Toyin, no worry!

No be yahoo yahoo money and no be fraud money, we rake it in legally no shaking!

Enuff money to keep u surfing the net for the rest of ur life without having to work!

HOWZAT?!

4Her:
lol. . .but you dnt have 60% of the price. . .

money dey bank

na when u ready make u halla and i go wire am through

Tiffany's don dey standby with the ring sef so i mean business

Toyin you don forget say Pounds strong pass dollar?!

I go vex drop 60% of the the price now now oooo!

Moyola:
4her n 4him _interesting
4her don't u like it?

dont mind her, she is just fronting

she loves it but too shy to admit it!

Toyin u see wetin u don cause now?

Stalking my life has put me in the spotlight on Nairaland!

Quit this belle thing jare, i no dey drink so wetin i dey find for bar?!

I sure say belle boku for ur side!haha

4Her:
Sorry. . .this thread is currently for 4her n Method-Man. . .he agreed to pay the bride price. . .$1b
Since Uche2nna can't scrap up a $1000

tell them oooo

4Her:
where pic to make me go gaga
I say, you're pot belly jo. . .no tell me story !

no pot belly woman yi

i no dey drink stout and akamu no dey my diet so no reason to carry belle

no picture, so no giddy or gaga for u

dey watch papa aluwe for youtube dey go

4Her:
Are you crazy!!!
I said I'll scalp you. . .and what does 4Him has to do with anything

MM you are crazy!!
I tell ya, that your potbelly is making you crazy!!

scalp me, i wld scald you!

me i no get pot belly madam, i be flat tummy carrier

dat should make u go gaga!

Where are you Toyin?

Carry yourself here before i report you

4Her:
you keep calling me aunty. . .it sounds ok, but geez, I feel old
I love yoruba movies. . are you crazy?!! they're the best
Right now, the movie am watching on youtube goes all the way to part 23 and am still on part2
go and create the thread jare, am right behind you

ok i have created it on the romance section

It is called me and 4her only!

fire away you lil flirt!lol

Ok here we go!
This has to be a first on Nairaland!

4Her:
hehehe yeye man, you no know that the JUNGLE is now civilized? abi which wire did you think you were swinging on yest.?
I'm in Florida jare. . .
No thanks to you oh. . .I've finally found a yoruba movie website

oh good u have found a yoruba movie site
me i no dey watch all dis things, na long tin aunty i swear!
we suppose go create our own chat thread oo Toyin!

4Her:
check my Nairaland location na. . .
well, I used to be active sha. . .played volleyball. . .but I still play a little tennis here and there

yeye woman, which kain company wire internet enter where u dey for jungle?!

4Her:
sorry hon. . .Toyin and potbelly dnt go together
am even tempted to put my belly pics on me profile. . but no temptations!!
Bros. . .keep wondering o
with that iyan, your potbelly no go disappear o. . .so stop am kia kia

haha
which side of the planet are u in by the way?
m allowed iyan once in a while
pot bellie no fit dey as i play semi-pro football and i am a fitness fanatic

It has to be Friday, Friday after Next and Next Friday!

4Her:
ahhhhhhh. . . why you wan go to lagos for
who said am in lagos?
lmao. . . you go walk your butt off to the mansion o.
you have to loose that potbelly first
you wan chop iyan abi? ok, dnt worry

who tell u say i get moin moin belle?!
sexy boi ni mi oooo, no excess baggage!
my mama dey land soon so iyan go surplus well well!
u don loose ur pot belle?
i get remedy if u still dey struggle!lol

4Her:
arrrrrrrrrrrrrg. . . another doyin on this forum. . . no wonder!! crazy people
Yes o, am on top of the class ladder. . . you can come and visit o
but which one of my 200 mansions do you want to visit?

You would have to buy me a two way ticket from london to lagos
Then buy me MTN credit make i call you tell u say i don land
And you go send your driver make them come carry me come ur hilltop mansion
And i go like chop Iyan and efo riro!haha

4Her:
ahaha. . .are you serious?
I got a sweet cousin with that name. . .Oyin
you sure you're not a girl?
A guy named Oyin?
Tell my husband o. . .Lionel Richie will have his dogs after you in no time

Nah it is Doyin!
And i am sure i am a man!lol,
Ur husband na lionel richie?aunty una don move levels ooo!

Barracks na free toto zone

Me i no dey call am army barracks, na toto barracks!

Effortlessly u would enter double figures over two days!

4Her:
shatttap!!
dnt follow me with this your nasty mind. . .go back to fashion and show me that pix jo

Toyin no picture jare
You know if u remove the T from your name and put a D, that is my name!
Maybe that is why you keep stalking me
I would tell ya husband oo!haha

sun newspaper are just bloody copycats!

if you want to copy something, then make it worthwhile

the stunning girls UK sun newspaper put on their page three is way classier than the tacky wannabees on 9JA's sun!

You can't blame them tho, i guess the idiot in charge of the column has just lost the plot

@4HER

Sun girl was the idea of the british tabloid to put model girls on page three of the newspaper in order to attract more

attention from the UK's male population! And Nigeria's sun stole the idea but instead of put stunning girls,

They put every sholape, Nkechi and Amina who are all perfect examples of wowority!

4Her:
I'm right here

ok i can see u now
yummy Tee!

4Her:
yessssssssssssss. . .a show for you.
hold on, let me get in my bikini
dnt go anywhere o

^{*looking around for a Mk 47 Striker *}

patiently waiting!
where u dey now madam?