₦airaland Forum

.

chymystique:
Aint suprised. We all knew its was the handiwork of APCshit and their media houses who thrives solely on propanganda and lies that nutured the useless claims... GEJ be giving APC sleepless night even after he has handed over leadership to them peacefully esp that ugly tadpole- human of a governor who has been spewing trash of recent due to excess carpe verde cum

Hush yeye wailer ..#ifgejdoesntdrink then I'm the pope

.those who live in glass house.....

Nice.this chic is so old her breast milk is probably powdered #najokeo

Enjoy your cane rat..aka giant rat

OrlandoOwoh:
In fact PDP National Chairman, South South said Jonathan signed a document from Ayim without reading its content. How is Jonathan different from our traditional rulers in the colonial days that signed treaties, whose contents they did not know because they could neither read nor write, with the white man, giving out their territories?

He probably was having a hangover or something

LordMecuzy:
lol haba I know so well.....#Sarcasm

You have a very twisted way of reasoning

kestolove95:
ok..I no sabi dat one sha..na d one wey I dey use wicked ma bobo I knw

Smh..stop straining your system for Christ's sake ..you might just end up blaming yourselves later on

midolian:
do you now act in accordance with his commands?

Who the hell is Ozaoekpe to tell you the threads to comment on?

Cork blocker

How the guy take reach the other one mouth? Something's fishy..

not surprised, it's the normal Nigerian Stockholm syndrome

Yea nice... If you've got a clean ride holla at me.. Must be super clean please

Jenny1010:
Most people often think that rape is only when there is an element of force, coercion or threat on the victim. The law says any person who had sexual intercourse with a girl without her consent has committed the offence of Rape. This means having sex with a sleeping or intoxicated girl had amount to rape. Some guys even stupefy a girl's drink in other to have their way. This type of rape is often difficult to prove absent of consent, thereby most girls don't even bother to launch a complain to the police.

My Story ( The trick)

This guy had been asking me out for sometime, yesterday evening I decided to give him a shot. He took me to a nice bar somewhere around town. As we got seated, he ordered for a bottle of alcoholic wine. I told him I don't have a head for alcohol (which is a lie), that a little sip might make me tipsy (big lie), except he will promise to take me home if I get tipsy. He promised me that he will take me home. As we got drinking, this dude keep telling me how much he love me and want me to be the mother of his unborn kids, and that he will never hurt me, that I should give him a chance blah blah blah... He looked so innocent, charming and convincing. I told him to give me sometime to think about his proposal.

After emptying several glass of wine, at a point I decided to start the trick to test him, I started acting like I was drunk. I started talking out of point, dangling my head and making awkward hand gestures. He was convinced that I was drunk, yet he was still persuading me to drink more. At that moment I knew he was up to something, but I need to be sure. I took more glass of wine as he requested, after that I increased my acting. At a point he decided it was time to go , he held me as we were walking out toward his car i was staggering . As he help me into the car, he slightly touched my boobs. He did it to look like it was a mistake, but I knew he wanted to confirm my state of intoxication, so I didn't bug. As he gets into the car and drove the car, I pretended to have dozed up. At a point he stopped the car, got out and rushed into a pharmacy shop, I was just lying there like I was deep asleep with my eyes slightly open peeping at him. I guessed he was buying condoms , but I wasn't sure.

The next stop was in front of a hotel, he got down again and rushed inside. I guessed he went to book a room. He got back , helped me out of the car and inside the hotel. As we got to the reception, I decided the acting was enough, I forcefully pulled myself away from him, I called him a bloody liar , a rapist and all other hideous names I can't even remember. He was so astonished to see my eyes wide open. I also castigated the receptionist , I asked her how could she be their and watch a man drag an unconscious girl into a room . I even threatened to call the police to arrest them both. After that I walked out of the hotel gallantly leaving him there ashamed of himself. I took a taxi back home.

This is the 7th guy I have used this trick on , and they all failed woefully. The moment you start acting like you are intoxicated, the demon beneath the handsome, cool loving guy comes out to manifest. This got me thinking, are all guys rapist ? Is there any guy out there who can take an intoxicated girl to her house , without trying to take advantage of her condition? May God help us all.

Relax, not everybody's into necrophilia

lol.. only in Nigeria, free drama on a daily basis

Sobeautiful:
I had issues with my phone so had to change it and got back online and saw you calling me a wailer. It made me laugh really hard 'cause we shouldn't quarrel because of people that don't know us. Looks childish to me when l see people quarrel online over people that don't know they exist. You are my friend so we won't quarrel. You are not my PA and I'm not a wailer. Wishing you a lovely day.

Nobody's quarrelling over the issue, it's a pity you couldn't see my face when I was typing that cos I was smiling.. Hope you had a nice day yourself

This is sanitation.. Choi

lol... 440.. meanwhile they should give the next title to fayose or ffk

David mark has been in the Senate since the 20th Century.. without any reasonable benefit to his community, no clean water even in the hotels over there you get colored water.. someone please show him the door.. Enough said
God bless Buhari

Cute bow legs? Some girls sha... Craze

Very interesting satirical piece

Good bless my president Buhari

klax:
So you belief this craps Wait till tomorrow you will hear another different report. By the way who are those that counted the money and knew the amount Pls is a billion naira brief case money or a few Ghana must go money Mr man you better wake up and dump this APC lairs. Nonsense. I

Bloody sycophantic animals with full lies and propaganda in their DNA. All they just want is simply to make Gej look like Satan and people start calling for his head if you APC boloks like it ir not you can't do anything keep raising billion figure infact raise trillion figure that is your headache buhari must first probe his sponsorer and his endorser anything short of that it's a thrash and insertions business. So park well

I think you & those who have orgasms at the slightest mention of GEJ (a.k.a wailing wailers) are still suffering from what we call the Stockholm syndrome. I don't expect you to see any good in the present government, however I expect your future children to tell you the truth.

Popemax:
and u believed this story...why won't he call names of those dat stole our money so we would know them and kick them out of our society plz I don't believe dis till I start seeing their names

We won't publish names now so others can also refund peacefully.. In the fullness of time the names will be leaked

ellapius:
saddist

Hmm that'll do ..

Must have been for political reason.. paying lip service to make it seem he was going to fight corruption and give him a boost in the coming elections.. Same exact thing he did with the national conference. You can't fool everyone everytime. Why didn't he do it 4 years ago? Crap

Sobeautiful:
You help me and write the petitions. Let me keep you as my secretary and PA. A post of how many days, it's now you woke up to sweat on it. So go ahead and write on my behalf 'cause they are those that are professional petition writers of which you are one of. Thanks in advance and do your job well pls.

smh continu..wailer

Redoil:
typical of u APC believing anything from kwestionable source

Please i don't need sauce to enjoy my yam..redoil is fine this kind of news doesn't surprise anyone when stealing wasn't corruptiom

God bless buhari

ellapius:
he will also probe the one used for buying sanitary pad and condoms abi SMH

Wailer

A president of thieves..shameless people..
God bless buhari

Sobeautiful:
Those that campaigned for Buhari are free, walking about like saints despite allegations of corruption against them while those that campaigned for Goodluck must face EFCC/ICPC/DSS. Wonderful country.

Since you're so smart, how many petitions have you written against those that campaigned for Buhari?